The First Chaos In History

I got up early the next day, without disturbing anyone, and went to find my car with Xiang Yu.

I rode around on the horse and said, "Brother Yu, you can't make Tang Dao now. Don't talk about it. Stirrups and other gadgets are best not to go out. This will easily change history."

Xiang Yu said: "I can say that it's a half-traversing person. Isn't it too useless to come out without doing something?"

I said, "Let’s engage people first. How can you and your sister-in-law be so affectionate that you haven't added a few more ancestors to Baozi and their family. I really can’t give you the secret recipe of An Daoquan?"

Xiang Yu: "...you should keep it."

I came to the car and started taking off my clothes one by one, Xiang Yu wondered: "What are you doing?"

"Regardless of whether I can bring it back, I don't dare to go back with your things. By the way, your golden armor is still with me. I will bring it to you next time."

Xiang Yu scratched his head and said: "Really, I found out a few days ago that I was gone, I thought it was Ayu who lost it to me."

I stripped off my clothes, rolled the blanket around my waist, pinching the crotch with one hand and waving at Xiang Yu with one hand: "Brother Yu, then I'm leaving. Forgive Xiaoqiang's armor for not being able to give a full courtesy."

Xiang Yu smiled, jumped off the rabbit, looked at me a little confused, until I got into the car, he didn't think of any farewell words, I started the car slowly, and finally saw Xiang Yu standing farther and farther away. The high place slowly shook my hand at me, looking long and standing, my heart suddenly sour inexplicably, my heroes hurt goodbye...what, I am not a hero? Isn't it a hero to run the 10 army with a smile?

This time I didn't use a long distance to enter the timeline. After my eyes started to be colorful, I quickly drove the speed to the maximum. I summarized my experience. In fact, there is enough oil to go to the Qin Dynasty. It’s because I was greedy to watch the scenery halfway through and consumed a lot. This car uses gas if it drives slowly. Fortunately, it saves money when running on the timeline. More than 5 gas per 100 kilometers is enough.

After more than 9 hours of rushing around, I finally came back. When I parked my car in front of my house, I felt like a world away, but to be honest, I didn’t feel so good when I came back. First of all, the air was particularly uncomfortable, like being locked in. Like in the pot, I'm not used to the environment and air that I can't see at a glance. Besides, although our place has already begun in spring, the northern cities are still quite cold. In the timeline, you will not be restricted by the temperature. Now I can’t stand it if I only put a blanket on the key parts, I open it. When the car door was about to rush home, I saw a group of people coming from behind my house. They were visiting the villa area under the leadership of a sales lady, pointing to the houses and rockery on both sides.

When I saw this was the case, I hurried back into the car, although the other party did not notice my embarrassment. But I also found someone in the car, and a couple ran towards me like a baby. Just listen to the woman saying: "Eh, I heard that the houses here are only sold for two sets. It seems that you are the one. We want to ask about your personal experience, how is this place? After all, you can’t just listen to the sales lady. ..." The woman said that she had come to the front of my car, and she saw me sitting in the car without slipping at a glance. She also pretended to put a hand on the window of the car leisurely, suddenly red. He turned his head and walked back.

Her husband saw me too, but this one was more calm, he went to my car and took a look. With his hands behind his back, he asked: "You are..."

I knocked on the car door with my finger, and said casually, "Oh, I am a winter swimming enthusiast." As I said, I made a gesture of shaking the water in my ears, and the man's eyes suddenly opened up when he heard it. Turn around and ask the sales lady: "Can you swim in your artificial lake?"

Sales lady: "...Uh, okay."

The man put his hand in from the window and said, "Fortunately, I am also a winter swimming enthusiast."

I just hope they leave as soon as possible. Pi Xiaorou didn't smile and said, "Happy meeting, happy meeting."

The man looked at the artificial lake that had just thawed and then looked at me, and said, "How about you give us a swim?"

...

In the evening, I sat on the sofa with a big quilt, and put a bun in front of me to boil ground **** soup for me.

Although I didn’t perform for the man, it also froze me too much. Before leaving, the man was so excited that he bought this house when he said that he would be able to swim in the winter as a companion. The woman disagreed and whispered. Said to the man: "I think that person looks abnormal, let's go and look elsewhere..."

Hua Mulan looked at me embarrassed and smiled and asked, "Where are you calling?" I was naked when she opened the door to me, thank God she didn't tell Baozi.

Wu Sangui leaned in front of me and sniffed vigorously, and said nervously, "I smell the battlefield."

The bun said, "Did you fight with someone? Where have you been these days? The phone is not in the service area, nor does it say to call home."

I picked up the **** soup and took a couple of sneezes, sneezing and said, "Your husband and I, facing the thousands of troops alone, guess what, I just laughed like that, the other party's 100,000 troops.> Flow..."

Baozi stomped his feet and said: "The person is already burnt, look at him, I will get an ice towel."

Wu Sangui watched the buns go, and pulled me in a low voice: "Xiaoqiang, where have you been these days?"

I still couldn't say enough: "I told you that Brother Yu really didn't cover the war. With ten thousand dollars, the opponent didn't even have the power to fight back-but he also said that it was with my help."

Wu Sangui stunned: "Did you really see Brother Xiang?"

I let out a sigh of relief: "I'll tell you about this, but don't tell Baozi first, I'm afraid she has a fetal breath, I really see Brother Yu again..." I changed the human world axis. Tell them, Wu Sangui was suddenly excited

"So... we can go back?"

Hua Mulan interjected: "Not necessarily, even if we can go back, we still have to drink the bowl of Mengpo soup. If Xiaoqiang didn't go to us, we wouldn't know that we had already died once."

Wu Sangui grabbed my hand and said excitedly: "Then..." But after saying this word, there was no more text. After a long time, he said sadly, "Hey, Xiaoqiang doesn't have to go to me anymore. I did that for the rest of my life. There is nothing worthy of nostalgia, and there is nothing worth coming back to."

Hua Mulan also sighed: "Anyone who can leave a little name in history is actually not a hard life. If I want to live like that for another 12 years, I'm really afraid that I won't be able to survive."

I said with a sullen face: "What do you mean, you just don't welcome me to visit your two houses?"

Hua Mulan and Wu Sangui looked at each other, then laughed and said, "It's better not to go. If you go to us, it means that we are causing you trouble."

At this moment, Baozi rushed over with an ice towel and shouted: "Hurry up, get him down..."

Don't tell me. Being wrapped in the ice towel of the steamed buns makes my head especially useful. I suddenly thought: Most of these people still have to follow their original trajectory after they go back. Of course there will be emergencies, but the personality of the person is that. The decisive factor, in Xiang Yu's case, he will never change his view of his enemies and friends because of one or two incidents, which means that he himself digests the impact of emergencies, so I got a In conclusion, after doing Er Sha and Ying Fatty, you basically don't have to run away.

the next day. I went to He Tiandou with a sober head that had been ice-creamed, and Liu Laoliu was there. The two old gods seemed to be able to talk once they had turned their battles into jade silk. I sat on He Tiandou's sofa and simply said, "I didn't go to the Qin Dynasty this time."

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He Tiandou said: "We already know, and we are talking about it."

I stretched out my hand and said, "Give me a few more pills and I will settle this matter."

Liu Laoliu asked: "What are you going to do?"

I said, "I thought about it. Give Jingke the medicine first. Qin Shihuang is the emperor. It's more difficult for me to get close to him. Just give Jingke the medicine so that he doesn't assassinate the fat man?"

He Tiandou smiled deeply: "I'm afraid it won't be that easy."

I said, "I went mainly to save Jing Ke. Actually, let's leave them alone. Fatty people will probably still be fine, right?"

He Tiandou shook his head repeatedly and said: "You forgot one thing. Jing Ke's dagger for stabbing Qin is still with you. This is an important prop. Of course, Jingke might use another dagger to stabbing Qin Shihuang without it. Also. He may use other weapons with other methods, but this is an extremely important variable, even if he uses a dagger exactly the same as before to stab Qin. It is hard to say whether the result will be the same."

I heard a cold sweat: Er Shao came to me the first day I asked me why the assassination of Qin failed. I taught him to enlarge the scale of Zhao’s territory and bring a long guy in it. He wouldn’t really bring a square. Shall we go to the sky painting a halberd?

He Tiandou smiled and said, "So, whether it is moral or responsibility, you must go this trip."

I thought for a while, and said to Liu Laoliu, "It's okay to go. You have to change the car for me. The first is the clothes. For this time, basically, there are few clothes in the National Museum that I can do. Dressed to the right place-if my grandfather Zeng left us with a cricket in the late Qing Dynasty, it would be able to block it. This won’t work. You also know that Qin Dynasty’s laws are very harsh. I'm naked, even the police won't let me go. When I got there, I didn't see Qin Shihuang directly castrate me--maybe history has changed in this way. Isn't the **** who taught Qin Shihuang to draw the sword? The predecessor is me! Yes, no matter how much oil is counted, it’s not enough. No matter how full it is, I won’t be able to return. I’ve calculated it. After running the Qin Dynasty, the oil in the fuel tank is still enough for me to turn over to the Northern Wei Dynasty. If Sister Mulan doesn’t return, I don’t even have an acquaintance. ."

Liu Laoliu nodded vigorously and said, "Blame me, because I have ignored all these things because I have no previous experience. I will add a sealing spell to your car after a while, so as long as the things in the car are not affected. "

I'm overjoyed, so that I can get out of the limelight by stealing **** like a second time trafficker! Think about it, even when Qin Shihuang didn’t remember who I was, I put a disposable lighter in front of him and asked him for a county without difficulty. ~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ Liu Laoliu glanced at me. At a glance: "But I have to remind you that it is best not to bring things that go against the times. If something happens then it will be your trouble."

I said with a calm face: "Also, the cooling period of that car is too long. The left one is three days and the right one is three days. I don't need to do anything if I have 10 missions a year."

Liu Laoliu held his chin for a long time and said, "Well, if you mind, I can think of a way. I will add a Shenfeng technique to you tomorrow to cool the engine."

Hehe, I finally made a small profit, Shenfeng Art, it sounds so majestic...

I said calmly to He Tiandou: "Okay, give me the medicine."

At this time, He Tiandou laughed and said, "The medicine... has a little problem."

My heart sank straight to the ground: "What's the matter?"

This time, He Tiandou said very bachelorly: "I haven't done it yet." He saw that my hand was already touching the ashtray, and he called out at the moment, "But you can seduce you!"