The First Chaos In History

Two silly yes!

Looking at his familiar eyes, I really want to go up and hug him, the brother who doesn't hesitate to block his guns!

But the idiot was very awe-inspiring. He just nodded when he saw me, and then 45 degrees> empty, before I could speak, suddenly another person turned from behind the idiot. This person was half head taller than Jing Ke and his face was full of flesh. The benevolent eyes are more white than black, and he knows that he is a ruthless character at a glance. He glanced at me and said in a contemptuous tone: "I have seen many monarchs of the Seven Kingdoms, why do you have so many rules in the State of Qin?"

I was surprised: "You are..."

"13-year-old murdered Qin Wuyang."

Is he here too? The deputy who followed Jing Ke's assassination of Qin was so scared that he peeed his pants in the hall. It didn't look like a coward, but it was a bit inattentive. He also said bluntly about 13 murders. Isn't this a sign that people should be wary of him? Besides, what can I say about killing at the age of 13? I never said that I was introduced when I was introduced in a pornographic movie.

I now finally know why Prince Yan Dan’s plan was unsuccessful. Look at the two people who were sent here, a fool and a heartbroken, the golden partner of the "Dumb Meets Gua" version.

I lost my mind and reluctantly said: "Why are you here too?"

Qin Wuyang snorted, "Didn't you say that you should summon the envoy of the Kingdom of Yan to give salutes? Let's start now."

Blame me for not clarifying what I said. I didn't treat Qin Wuyang as a dish at all in my subconscious mind, but they were indeed also the messengers of the Kingdom of Yan. What should I do? It's easy to kill him. But in that way, Er Shao would definitely turn his face on the spot.

I had to let the two in first. Qin Wuyang sat on the mat in a stab, with one leg cocked, acting like a gangster, and the second fool was very low-key and kneeled on the mat. This is At that time, I was sitting in a manner consistent with my eyes. I stared at me for an instant. I laughed a few times and lifted the basin with the temptation grass and apples and moved it aside. Seeing Qin Wuyang's defiant posture, he is very likely to pick it up and eat by himself, this stunned man is very passive.

Qin Wuyang said impatiently: "Let's say anything, we all understand the general etiquette."

Jing Ke glanced at him, and Qin Wuyang twisted his body a few times and sat upright.

No, you must spread this second pole first, otherwise nothing can be done. I pondered for a moment and suddenly got an idea. I put my hand on my crotch and hung my head and said coldly: "Qin law, you must be familiar with our country's national policies before you see the king. "I can only talk nonsense. I'm afraid I'm not as good as the two of them in terms of etiquette.

Qin Wuyang wondered: "Your national policy is about how we see King Qin?"

"...This is for the long-term interests and mutual cooperation of our two countries."

After all, Qin Wuyang's identity is still a messenger, so he could only say, "What's the content?"

"The first...Uh..." I don't know what there is—I'm not a local. I had no choice but to say casually, "The first is. If you want to be rich, have fewer children and more trees..."

Qin Wuyang was stunned: "This sounds fresh."

Isn’t it new? At the end of the Warring States period, the total population of the seven countries was only tens of millions. It’s not time for family planning, and people will have a good ecology. It is said that many strange wise men were from wood-cutting backgrounds. Ruined the cradle of these people.

I cleared my throat and said, "Second. It is forbidden to urinate and defecate anywhere."

Qin Wuyang: "...is this your basic national policy?"

I ignored him and said to myself: "The third one is useful."

"What is it?" Qin Wuyang said helplessly.

"Robbery, kill on the spot!"

Qin Wuyang: "..."

I was talking nonsense on the side, Jing Ke knelt there and looked at me steadily. Of course he wouldn’t pay attention to what I’m talking about. He just seemed to be interested in me, but he didn’t know why. So there was some confusion in his eyes.

I have finished three. I don't know what to say. I am not an expert or an expert. The political cheat sheet of the middle school club barely passed. I scratched my head for a long time, and suddenly pretended to be mysterious: "You know. According to our Qin State think tank, we have come to a conclusion that your six nations don't know."

"What's that again?" Qin Wuyang unconsciously assumed the role of a spy.

"Going out by car is more environmentally friendly than walking!"

Qin Wuyang: "..."

"Also, are there many people in your country complaining about not being able to buy a house? Leave them alone, you just can't let everyone buy a house!"

Qin Wuyang: "..."

Seeing that Qin Wuyang was on the verge of collapse, I hit the railroad while it was hot: "Now I will tell you about the fifty honors and fifty shames of our country..." Hundred.

Sure enough, Qin Wuyang frowned and said, "Can we not listen to these? Just tell us what we should pay attention to when we see King Qin."

I sternly said: "No, this is a rule. Even if you don’t listen to me, you must finish it.-Article one, be proud of knowing fifty honors and fifty humiliations, and be ashamed of not knowing fifty honors and fifty humiliations. ..."

Qin Wuyang said with a sad face: "Isn't this nonsense, what's behind?"

"I am proud to memorize my fifty honors, and I am ashamed of not being able to memorize fifty honors and fifty humiliations..."

Qin Wuyang was dumbfounded.

"The third rule is to be proud to serve the king..."

Qin Wuyang said, "Ashamed of not being able to serve the king."

I glanced at him and said, "No, I am ashamed of arrogance and luxury." I don't let him think he can guess me!

Wu Yang suddenly became mad: "Who can remember this?"

I said lightly: "This should refer to the first and second articles. I am ashamed of not knowing and not being able to memorize the fifty honors and fifty shame."

Qin Wuyang stopped talking.

I continued: "The fourth article is to be proud of being a forty newcomer, and ashamed of not being a forty newcomer. As for what is a forty newcomer, I will elaborate on the fifty honors and fifty shame. Explained for two people."

"That..." Qin Wuyang no longer looked arrogant and domineering. Carefully stood up and said to me: "I'm sorry, I have to take a step farewell. As for the following content, you can tell the envoy Jing to pass it to me. Hey, there are still many things we need to go back and settle down when we first arrived."

I said, "No more listening? The one hundred and three love and one hundred and three hate mentioned later are very helpful for governing your country."

Qin Wuyang's complexion changed, and he smiled and said: "I have a chance... I have a chance to listen to the advice again, and say goodbye!" He didn't dare to look at me again, looking at the door and fled.

I asked someone to send him back to the post and come back with a smile and back. I know what this kind of person is most afraid of. If you shout and kill him face-to-face, you may not be ashamed. But I was afraid of listening to long talks. Just like me, the teacher who violated discipline in class gave me a five-kilometer run that was the happiest. I was afraid of listening to the principal’s remarks during breaks. The old man was quite wordy and emphasized discipline. We are not allowed to move, our playground is sandy soil. As soon as he speaks, I keep my upper body still and play with my heels. Once the principal spoke for too long, I abruptly buried myself until only half of my body was exposed...

I turned around, seeing Jing Ke tilting his head and still looking at me. I smiled and said, "Does the envoy Jing think I am familiar?"

Jing Ke scratched his head and said, "You are like a friend of mine who drinks dirty water."

"...Isn't your friend dead?" I remember Er Shao told me about this. He did have a friend who drank dirty water and died on the day I wanted to give him laundry water.

Er silly said in a daze, "I also remember that I was dead--maybe I knew someone who didn't die."

I was full of black lines, grabbed the fruit plate and handed it to him: "We are a specialty of Qin, try it."

Er Sha shook his head slowly: "I'm not hungry."

"This one is good for stimulating body fluids and quenching thirst."

Ersha shook his head: "I'm not thirsty either."

I picked up an apple and stuffed it into my mouth, chewing chuckingly, jokingly: "Aren't you afraid of poison?"

Er Sha shook his head: "Don't be afraid, you don't need to poison me if you want to kill me."

......A thousand calculations are still miscalculations. I didn't count the fool's stubborn nerves. He would never eat if he didn't want to eat. Whether you are tempted or aggressive, the logic of a fool is always that simple.

I tentatively said: "Did you know someone named Guinie?"

"That's my friend." The fool said naturally, without the slightest mood swing.

"Then... Where's Xiao Zhao?" I asked carefully.

"Xiao Zhao..." Ersha muttered suddenly: "Who is Xiao Zhao and why do I feel so familiar?"

I pushed the fruit plate forward: "I think while eating, he keeps telling me about you."

Er looked at me foolishly, picked up an apple mechanically and put it in his mouth, but didn't know how to chew it. Then he hugged his head and said in distress, "Who is Xiao Zhao?"

I heard Liu Laoliu tell me that people who are generally mentally deficient will have a certain resistance to Meng Po Tang. I can see that Jing Ke who didn't take the medicine was very different from Xiang Yu and Fatty before they took the medicine. He still has a vague impression of Zhao Bailian and me, and I put the temptation grass in the most obvious position. Xingxian said: "You think about it, maybe you will think of it right away—Kezi, do you want to buy a battery? The little people in your semiconductor miss you too..."

Jing Ke's face was gloomy, his Adam's apple swallowed the whole apple, and he stretched out a hand blankly: "Give me the money, I'll buy the battery."

I was overjoyed and put that piece of temptation grass in his palm. Before I could say anything, someone rushed into the door and shouted, "Guaipi!" It was Qin Shihuang!

I saw him running in at this juncture. I was shocked. I hurriedly stood up and gestured to him, while trying my best to say in a steady tone: "You go out first~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I'll send someone to call you." Come in again."

But the fat man rushed to Ersha and hugged him in front of Ersha no matter what three steps, seven, twenty and one.

Jing Ke was hugged, shocked, looked down at Qin Shihuang, broke free from his embrace, and said sternly, "Are you King Qin?"

The fat man was taken aback for a moment, and I couldn't help it anymore, and shouted: "Brother Ying, run, he hasn't recovered his memory yet!"

But it was too late for the fat man to run. Jing Ke was a killer after all. He pulled the fat man into his arms, and the index finger of the other hand was stuck on the neck of the fat man Ying. Then he faced me and shouted, "Don't move! "

I just raised a small tripod, hurriedly put it down and backed up, swinging my hands in a random manner, "Kezi, don't mess around, everyone is your own!"

Under Jing Ke's hold, the fat man danced without fear and said: "Gu Ridi, you know that you are hungry, and you know that you are hungry..."

Jing Ke was extremely calm. Seeing that there was no emotion in Qin Shihuang's eyes, his mouth moved and calmly said: "Before I kill you--you pay me back the 300 money you owe me."