The First Chaos In History

What a hairy!

Once the addiction of mastering the power of life and death is enough, can you really get rid of fat people? It's like someone kindly lends you a phone to use. On the surface, you are not polite to use it casually. Are you embarrassed to use someone else's phone to play pornographic services?

But this feeling is really good, think about it, as long as you say a word, hundreds of lives will be ruined in your hands, how cool is that? It's no wonder that the fat man couldn't even eat an egg and tomato noodles, he still stubbornly in front of his emperor, man, he lives with this power.

But I still pretended to hesitate for a while-I couldn't let them see that I was fainted.

General Wang and the others stared at my mouth for an instant. Everyone has to survive. They are unwilling to seek death by themselves until the last moment. A bunch of old men still shouted: "Principal, kill! Principal, kill!" "

As soon as I waved my hand, everyone was quiet, and I said loudly, "You can't kill!" I saw Meng Yi let out a long sigh after I said this, let alone General Wang and the others, living and dying. Closed and walked for a while, if it weren't for the danger, people would have been softened.

My father-in-law Li XX said: "Principal, it is not enough for civilians to be angry if these people are not killed!"

I glared at him. If it weren’t for his willingness to give me a harem, I would have drawn him. This group of old guys, headed by Wang XX and my old man, hoped that I would kill the king general on the wall. The more things get done, and the fat guys are busy dealing with me, the easier it is for them to take advantage of the chaos.

I said loudly: "General Wang and they are not wrong, they are both serving the King. How can they kill each other? There is a big misunderstanding..." I stood in front of the mountain-like guard, and went to the General Wang to explore the sea from the mountain. Said, "I promise, as long as you don't rush forward, we will never hurt you, you give me some time. If I guess correctly, the new command of the king will come soon..."

Before I finished my words, only the sound of horseshoes came from afar, and a sharp and bright voice shouted with fear: "Great King Order, General Wang will return to the palace quickly, and he will not be allowed to enter the Xiao Mansion!"

When we came closer, we saw that this man was the **** next to Qin Shihuang, the one who was going to search me before I went to the palace. He ran over to see that we hadn't done anything yet. Immediately relieved, he exaggeratedly slapped his chest with his hands and "smiles" and said: "I scared the slave to death. I thought it was already blood flowing here." He walked through the layers of encirclement and came to the front of General Wang. General Wang, who was a little dazed, said: "The king is serious, and the general king will return to the palace immediately when he sees the slave house. You must not hurt the king of Qi!"

This decree is not so much to forgive me as it is to forgive the king and the generals. At this moment, if it were not for nothing, the **** would be willing to confront me head-on. As soon as he heard the sound of the heavens, he said excitedly: "The last commander!" Then he walked to my knees and said in a trembling voice: "King Qi, I owe you my life. My gang Brothers owe you a hundred lives, but if there is anything to be sent in the future, our brothers will never hesitate to die."

He also understood in his heart that he was shot into a sieve as long as I was Nunu mouth. When I could kill him naturally, I almost swallowed my breath to save the lives of these people. This is a great favor. Look at his true feelings. The way it reveals, I guess I have to follow him even if I rebel against him 80% of the time.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Well, a misunderstanding. Don't worry about it."

A group of old guys immediately smiled and said one after another: "It turned out to be a misunderstanding, hahaha, it made us worry for a long time." With this will, the old guys took a reassurance, and the falling dog became auspicious unicorn, even The king issued an amnesty, this time he didn't even need to hold the thigh of the king, even if he didn't even have a psychological barrier, for a while, flattery was flooding.

At this time, no one suddenly said in surprise: "Blood. There is blood on King Qi's pants!"

I lowered my head to see that there was flushing at the base of my thigh. The blood is still spreading to the legs of the trousers. This is the blood sac that I tied to my thigh just now. It should have been squeezed when I was dealing with an emergency.

An old guy blurted out: "King Qi was so scared to pee his pants!" As soon as he said the words, he knew that he had said the least thing he should have said in his life, and his face turned pale. As expected, others would not even give a chance to cover up the slip of the tongue. He filled with righteous indignation and said: "How can you slander King Qi like this, it is obviously blood!"

The crotch of the man who was rebutted was wet-he was really peeing his pants.

Wang XX glanced at my crotch and exclaimed, "King Qi is obviously **** by your anger!"

Because this part of me is really sensitive and not injured, it is difficult to convince people if it is not urine, so Wang XX then remembered such an unbelievable reason: blood in the urine. Generally speaking, blood sounds better than urine. King Qi was so angry that he urinates, which contains the meaning of anger and the end of a hero. This is many times better than King Qi being scared to pee his pants. The same, this The theory is also applicable to a higher level. The hero can be spitting blood with anger, but it almost means spitting with anger.

This time, my cheap old husband Li XX did not refute Wang XX. Yeah, you are done. The first time you see you, Qi Wang will be **** with anger. You can just wait for a full copy! "

General Wang looked at me with embarrassment. In order to give himself a boost, Li XX proudly said: "I'll tell you, my little girl has always admired King Qi. To fulfill her wish, I decided to marry King Qi... "Speaking, turned to me and smiled, "I just don't know if our Li family has this honor."

I was busy smiling and polite: "You are too polite."

Unexpectedly, I Xiaoqiang can finally harm the children of cadres! Baozi is now pregnant. This is the golden time for a man to cheat. It laid a solid foundation for me to hire a mistress. Although it was in the Qin Dynasty—the road was a bit far away, it just happened to be unconscious!

On the one hand, Wang XX couldn't understand Li XX's proud look, and couldn't help but whispered: "Your daughter looks like a cake, and I am embarrassed to marry."

I was stunned and said, "What is it like to paste pancakes?" Didn't I think that there would be paste pancakes in the Warring States Period?

One of Meng Yi's soldiers took out a sticker and showed it to me--they might have been carrying them as army food, but I saw that the thing was not square and round and dark. The appearance is really hard to compliment. Looking at everyone else who was smiling but not smiling, Wang XX’s description was mostly true, so I immediately dispelled the idea that there was already a bun at home, and now I’m looking for another one.

My daughter-in-law, I still open an early stall, besides, there is not even a bowl of porridge, it's too dry!

At this time, another **** rode in front of us, waving his whip in the air and yelling menacingly: "Get out! Get out!"

He rushed to us, and the **** had just passed a decree to know this person, and said: "Gong Gong Xu, is it the king who asked you to summon General Wang? I have already done it."

Then Father Xu didn't even hit anyone else, and suddenly said to General Wang: "The great king said. Ask you why you haven't returned to the palace, and see you soon!"

Everyone was stunned. General Wang would be standing next to me, wondering: "Didn't the king just issued a pardon order? Should I kill King Qi or not?"

Gonggong Xu rolled his eyes and said, "Our family just passes the king's password. Don't leave it alone."

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Some of a group of ministers whispered: "The king has changed his mind again." Someone agreed: "I'm afraid this time it is determined." Wang XX patted the pot and her father Li XX said: "Now is the time for you to make a decision. Which side are you on?"

Li XX sternly said: "I have thought about it, my daughter's ugliness is not worthy of King Qi, let her take care of my retirement." He said politely, a few sliding steps are already far away from me. Stand away.

After Xu Gonggong passed the decree, he sat down and stared at General Wang, and General Wang looked at him and me. His expression was extremely unnatural, and at last he had to draw out his sword again. Meng Yi stepped forward and stood in front of me, and said angrily: "You repeat..." He stopped talking at this point, because he realized that it was him who was repeating it. The master Qin Shihuang is not the general king.

When General Wang drew his sword, his men could only hold their weapons in their hands again, and the men of Meng Yi also pointed their weapons at them again, but this time there was not much tension at all, and the people on both sides looked at each other. . To the younger brother who is more like the underworld negotiating and waiting for the boss to speak.

General Wang dumbfounded and said to Meng Yi: "General Meng, there is no grievance between us personally. We are both courtiers of the great king and you have to understand me."

Meng Yi sighed and said, "I understand..." He glanced back with his eyes and said, "Principal Xiao, what do you think?"

I said, "Wait again, to see when the new command arrives."

I am also very surprised that the two commands are less than 10 minutes apart, and it shouldn’t be a plus: The situation, is it because the seduction herbal **** has started to repeat frequently?

Xu Gonggong stunned General Wang and said, "Why don't you do it yet?"

I laughed and said, "This is the first time I have seen an **** like you who have no eyesight. Can't you see the situation clearly?"

Only then did Eunuch Xu glance at the court and saw that General Wang was pitifully surrounded by three layers inside and outside of us. Can't help screaming: "Do you dare to rebel?"

I watched him get angry, and ordered: "Take him off! Something that is not male or female!" After finishing speaking, I quickly rushed to the **** who came to deliver the decree and smiled, "I don't mean you, father-in-law."

The **** giggled and said, "It's okay. Although the slave family gave birth to a male body, it would be a woman if the filthy thing was cut off." He said, he glanced contemptuously at Father Xu, who had been dismounted by the soldiers, "Who is like him? , Something that is neither male nor female!"

I got a chill and asked, "I haven't asked the father-in-law Gao for his name."

The "female eunuch" covered her mouth with a smile and said: "What surname or name is, there are Dawangji slaves around the king, but before I cleansed, there was a common name called Zhao Gao."

I didn’t jump up in a breath and almost fell over. Before I could say anything, another **** came from afar, waving his arms across my chest and shouting: "Majesty, General Wang quickly returned to the palace, no entry is allowed. Half a step towards Xiao Mansion..."

This time, without waiting for General Wang to issue an order, his men hurriedly put away their weapons, and the Meng Yi Army was also a little accustomed to it.

General Wang sighed and put the sword in the box and said, "You said this, the king..." The following words were not said, presumably it was not a word of praise. He arched his hand at me, "Xiao...that principal, I'd better go back and see what's going on, who can stand this wave of waves."

I smiled and said, "It's not busy, I will go back with you."

A group of old men saw that I could hardly die anymore, and they came around one by one~www.wuxiaspot.com~ This told me to wear more clothes, and the other told me to take care of my body, and almost used a pot-hat girl to seduce me, Li XX, who succeeded in seduce me a few steps forward. , Said with enthusiasm: "King Qi, the little girl is actually quite pretty..."

I hurriedly waved: "You're still welcome." Don't talk about pasting pancakes or not sticking pancakes, I can't stand it as a barometer, and I will be able to stay with these old men in the future, but can't stay away from me. Yes, this is not an official novel.

I went back to the house and changed a pair of trousers, took two sharpened swords and a prepared blood sac, and brought Meng Yi's troops and General Wang into the palace together.

As long as I went into the house and changed clothes, two more eunuchs came to the Xiao mansion. Naturally, one was to send an order to kill me, and the other was to cancel the order. Now Meng Yi and General Wang’s people have long been accustomed to not being surprised. , When the order to kill me came, people on both sides smiled and took out their weapons to look like, and then someone rode a horse, put away their weapons before the other person could speak, and at first they were not tired of it, but then they became bored-from On the way from Xiao Mansion to Xianyang Palace, we received no less than a dozen ordinances. We don’t say whether there are killings or pardons. It is also because the eunuchs immediately have different techniques or ways. The two wills are killing or pardoning. .

Later, the soldiers who followed me into the palace were happy about it. Whenever they saw someone approaching, they would wink and laugh at each other: "Hey, did you say that this decree was to kill or to forgive?"...