The First Chaos In History

In the event that the famous King Jing Ke assassinated Qin basically perfectly fell under our co-starring, I deeply feel that the dignity of history is not tolerated — er, it is not very profane. Take this incident as an example. Under the control of a person, Qin Wuyang cowered and dared not move forward from the upper hall. The fat man fled around the pillar, and Xia Wuqi lost the medicine. Zhao Gao reminded Qin Shihuang. The back of the sword, one by one, almost coincided with the original situation.

What makes me feel the deepest is that the two tasks that were assigned to me in order to make things progress smoothly in the original plan were still taken away by the original owner-in the panic, I forgot to use the medicine kit and forget to remind me. Qin Shihuang carries the sword.

This is the result of the different personalities and standpoints between people. When I saw two best friends killing each other, my mind was really blank at the time, but the loyal Xia Wuqi still threw it out to the assassin for his king. Zhao Gao, who was good at opportunistic, finally seized this opportunity to climb to the sky once again. This is the reason why they were left behind by history. Their own personalities determine their future destiny.

And I’m not useless, at least I played the role of a control button. If it weren’t for me, Fatty Ying wouldn’t call the assassin, and Qin Wuyang would not have been exposed so early. If not, he would probably follow Jing Ke stepped forward to stab the king together, and the result was hard to say.

Speaking of Qin Wuyang, I have to say something, I think this buddy is also good, at least he may not be afraid of death, better than me, if I were him. When Prince Dan invited me to join, I peeed. This was originally a thing that made people go to die. Qin Wuyang trembled, not afraid of losing his life. According to my analysis, he was a little bit mentally ill, fearing that the mission would fail. I am afraid that I will lose the stigma. The more you do this, the less you can do it. This is the same as premature ejaculation...

But speaking of it, Qin Wuyang is still better than many assassins, he was only unfortunately born in the endless warring states period before he was wiped out by everyone. In the future, whether it is to assassinate Lincoln, Rabin, or Castro (unsuccessful), do you see any assassin who is willing to use his life as the bottom of the pot to put himself in? Of course, Palestinian meat bombs are a different story.

History is made up of countless accidents and inevitables, and I am the absolute accident, whose function is to exchange the life of the two fools.

I took a look at Ersha, who was breathing evenly on the ground, and called Meng Yi in and said, "The assassin is carried back to the Xiao mansion."

Meng Yi whispered: "What should he do when he wakes up?"

I said, "Don't embarrass him. This person is already'dead', do you understand?"

Meng Yi looked at Qin Shihuang noncommittal. Knowing that this involved a lot of secrets that he shouldn't know, he nodded and strictly followed the order.

In the eyes of the officials, Ersha was completely motionless with "blood", and naturally thought that this person was too dead to die. There is no doubt that there is him, and they all stepped forward to praise his great king Yingming Shen Wu Tianyou good luck.

I said to the fat man, "Brother Ying, then I will go back first. I will see you when you get better tomorrow."

Qin Shihuang's eyes were dizzy, but he nodded vaguely. It seemed that he would start to be confused again. It was just that he had become resistant to this situation many times, so he didn’t call me when he knew me. Killing me is a huge improvement.

When I returned to the Xiao mansion, Ersha woke up and walked around the room in red and colorful. I was amused for a while, and hurriedly asked someone to bring him a set of clean clothes. Ersha sighed and changed his clothes and said, "This This time is not as exciting as last time, I still have a lot of things to say."

I know what he cares about is probably the last two scenes he leaned on the pillar and said with a smile: "It's okay, let the historian of Ying brother add it to you and it will be over."

Ersha continued to sigh and sighed: "Just for a while, the 300 money is gone."

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The sun was shining the next day, and today I still have one very important thing to do-to stop Er Shao, this is just a prologue, the fat man with the memories of his previous life will become King Qin again, and if it goes well, he will become the emperor soon, his Every move will profoundly affect history, and I have to tell others about the axis of the world.

He brought a few entourages directly into the palace. The guards no longer needed to bring them. As the fat man said, no one in the entire Qin Kingdom would really do anything to me.

When I came to the front of Xianyang Palace unimpeded, I was immediately taken aback by the sight in front of me. I saw that nearly 200 long civil works had been erected on the square in front of the wide underground palace, and many log rafters were tied with ropes at the four corners. The ground is hung on the huge scaffolding on both sides, and there are many bronze pillars with a diameter for one person to go in and out freely. In mid-air, there are many round square holes hanging from thin ropes...

How does this look so familiar? When I saw the flag in front of a high step, I finally realized: Isn't this the scene of Super Marilyland?

At this moment, I suddenly heard a long and thin voice shouting: "Run forward, jump big—eat gold coins..." I followed the voice in confusion, and saw Qin Shihuang sitting on a small bench, holding hands in both hands. He kept pressing on a small wooden board, but looked at the opposite side intently. Beside him, a **** stood respectfully, staring at the fat man's hand without blinking, not daring to be negligent, because he kept giving orders there, and I came to the front and neither of them took care of them. Me, I followed Fatty Ying’s eyes depressedly, almost exasperated: I saw an **** in the civil engineering works opposite, an **** with weird make-up, a plumber hat made of cowhide on his head, and a temporary patchwork on his feet. The bib, most obviously, has a beard made of two pony tails stuck to the chin. At this moment, I am following the eunuch's command to make various movements, climbing up and down for a while and bouncing. , And he reached out and grabbed the gold coins hanging in the sky into his pocket-this is clearly a copycat version of Brother Mary.

The **** dressed as Mary ate the gold coins for a while, then jumped off the giant tree, and came under a row of imaginary blue bricks. The **** next to Qin Shihuang shouted, "Top!"

The **** in the game can only grit his teeth and close his eyes and hit the brick stack with the top of his head. Fortunately, the bricks are only floating, and the eunuch’s hat should be lined with something, making a creak. That row of bricks was fully opened. The **** was fine, he was just ashamed. I heard Qin Shihuang sitting there and said disappointedly:

Even a mushroom is greased (no). "

I held back a laugh, stood beside him and said, "Brother Ying, come on. It's time to draw the flag, draw it a point."

Seeing that it was me, the fat man clicked on the wooden board and threw it aside. The **** beside him shouted, "Pause!"

In the game, the **** had just raised one foot. Hearing this password, he froze there and didn't dare to move...

The fat man waved to the Chuanling **** to retreat. I took a look at the wooden board in his hand and saw that a cross direction was drawn with a brush on it, and there were four keys on the other side, with selection and pause in the middle...

The fat man was also a little embarrassed. Said: "Yan Ci (Chi) is too powerful, very awkward."

I randomly pressed a few times on the board. Now that the **** was gone, that Mary naturally remained motionless, just sweating profusely on one foot.

I smiled and said, "Your machine is not working at all." I put the plank down, put on a distressed expression and said, "Brother Ying.

You are doing these things that hurt the people and money. "

I have only now really realized the benefits of being an emperor. In that kind of extremely backward technology, Fatty Ying created such a large-scale project overnight. I'm afraid this is not easy in modern society. It makes me feel the truth that the greater the ability of a person, the greater the harm.

Seeing that I was quite blaming, the fat man argued: "Is it so boring to be hungry? After this is built, can the Afang Palace be hungry or not?"

Before I could speak, a seven or eight-year-old child with a snotty nose suddenly ran over and shook the fat man's hand and begged: "Father, let me play with it." He stared straight at the one with his eyes. Small planks.

The fat man waved his hand impatiently: "Broken baby bags have messy hair (children don't play around), which affects learning to pinch—"

Li Si didn't know where he came from and said in my ear: "This child will be Qin Ershihu from now on."

I hurriedly stood up and took out 200 money and stuffed it into the child's hand and said, "Come on, I don't have much preparation for the first meeting. I can buy sweets and eat it." I couldn't help but smile, "This name is called, Huh—"

|>Uncle. "

Xiao Hu Hai held the two banknotes in the sun for a long time, then pinched his nose and said, "Father, who is painted on it?"

Hu Hai said: "Father, we will also print the money on you in the future, OK, OK?"

It seems that this kid is not only mad, he is quite politically minded, but he is indeed not as agile as Cao Chong, and he looks a bit tigerish. Such children are generally not wary of others, but if education is not allowed to be around With a few bad guys instigating it, it is not difficult to become that kind of **** emperor later.

Thinking that Xiang Yu and I had partnered to bully others, I couldn't help touching the top of Xiao Hu Hai's head and said guiltily: "Uncle will definitely bring you a game console next time."

Qin Shihuang and Hu Hai both had eyes full of little stars, and said in unison: "Really?"

I gave the fat man a white look and said, "Brother Ying, don't make any messy hair (playing). Pay attention to your child's education."

The fat man suddenly sneered a few times with his hands behind his back, and said nothing.

I suddenly had a very bad hunch, and asked carefully: "Brother Ying, why are you laughing?"

Qin Shihuang waved away irrelevant people, leaving only me and Li Si, and said slowly: "Hungry to think about it, wait for the hungry guys to sprinkle (kill) the people, the six kingdoms and one unified, good things. The emperor in a few days."

I don’t know that Liu Bang and Xiang Yu are not included in his so-called "should be killed", but basically people like Zhao Gao didn’t run away. Don’t look at the fat man's superficial silence, but his heart is still ambitious, thinking. To achieve a more brilliant performance than before.

I rubbed my hands and said, "Brother Ying...I'm telling you the bad news. You can't kill people who should or shouldn't be killed. Your task is to continue to be your Qin Shihuang and unify the six kingdoms. At the beginning..." I told the story about the Human Realm Axis exactly. Li Si shook his head as he listened, and finally said: "According to you, I have to burn books and confuse scholars in the future, and the Great Wall has to be repaired?"

I helplessly said: "I'm afraid this is the case."

"In this case, Brother Ying and I, an emperor and a prime minister, are actually two messengers based on the script?"

I added: "It can only be said that it is a high-level janitor."

Qin Shihuang sullenly kicked a small stone at his feet away, and said angrily: "Will you be starving and bored?"

Indeed, people are like this, they are afraid of the unknown, but more still look forward to it, if you design a good track for his life to let him go, even if it is perfect, most people will still run away, so there is no suspense in the second half of life. The rich will run away from home. Many of them have become artists and accomplished people~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Of course, it is not uncommon for them to meet a Cinderella on the way, and then go back to inherit their ancestral business because of the helplessness of life. The early movies in Hong Kong are all in this way.

I apologized: "I'm sorry, Ying brother, I shouldn't have come."

I also said this to Xiang Yu. In addition to bringing short-term gatherings and momentary luck, my arrival also brought depression to the parties for the rest of my life. I think it is necessary for me to deal with crossing tasks in the future. Holding a more cautious attitude.

Qin Shihuang stayed for a while, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, it's not good to continue to be the Emperor Hungry dripping oil (nothing), less sprinkling (killing) a few people will be done."

His words completely wiped out my guilt, and if I co-authored this trip, he wanted to kill more people. Is this fat man extremely split in personality?

Hey, speaking of this, both Fatty and Li Si are in a stable state today. Li Si didn't even give the fat one the opportunity to say "retire".

While we were talking, we heard a plop next to him. The Mary brother who was still in the "pause" collapsed. He hurriedly got up and knelt down on the ground in fear and said to Fatty Ying: "The king is forgiven, the slave is really insisting. Can't help it."