The First Chaos In History

It's you? "

"not me!"

When Qin Wuyang and I met, we had this classic answer.

Originally, if he didn't see me, I would like to avoid him first, and wait for this guy to calm down for a few days, or I change my clothes and change my hairstyle to see him in another identity.

But now it's too late, Qin Wuyang saw me like an old bachelor who had been pouting for decades saw a wonderful **** girl rushed down from the podium, ten fingers stretched open and poked his chest. Pounced at me and shouted wildly: "I strangle you to death!"

Since I received customers, people have not seen such a warm greeting method. Everyone in the room looked at him with a smile, and they all talked: "This may be the etiquette of the Qin Dynasty."...

Only I understand that the grievances between us cannot be explained clearly in one sentence. He would be kind if he is really willing to choke me to death smoothly.

I slipped away behind Fang Zhenjiang, probed my head and said, "Listen to me..."

At this time Qin Wuyang had caught up, and Fang Zhenjiang immediately realized that something was wrong. He reached out his hand to dissolve Qin Wuyang's offensive, put his arms around his waist and knocked him to the ground. He laughed and said, "What's the matter with you? Xiaoqiang has grudges against you?"

Xiuxiu said, "It's impossible for them to have seen each other--" he introduced to Qin Wuyang, "This is our principal Xiao."

Qin Wuyang didn't listen to these words. When he heard the words "Principal Xiao", he became even more frustrated and said with fire in his eyes: "Yes, it's him. I've heard someone call him that."

Fang Zhenjiang stopped Qin Wuyang, who continued to pounce, and said, "Hey, if you have something to say, how did you meet?"

Fang Zhenjiang deserves to have learned boxing and trained in Shaolin Temple for eight years. He dragged Qin Wuyang round and round. Seeing that there was no hope for revenge, Qin Wuyang simply stood there and pointed at me and said angrily: "It was he who used the soles of my shoes to pump me!"

Everyone was dumb, and Li Shimin smiled and said, "How is it possible, can Xiaoqiang still run to see you before the year?"

Qin Wuyang glanced at him and said, "Who are you?"

Zhu Yuanzhang made a grand introduction with the idea that peers should hold each other's feet. "This is the emperor of Datang, and he is even higher than the Qin king you were trying to assassinate at the time."

Qin Wuyang spit on the ground and said, "Fucking these people don't have a good thing!"

Zhao Kuangyin patted the table fiercely...

Qin Wuyang pointed at me again and shouted, "You ask him if there is anything like this! Do you dare to admit that the surname is Xiao?"

I rolled my eyes and said, "It's not a shame. Why don't you dare to admit it." Anyway, it's not me who gets sucked. It doesn't help to deny it. If there is a contradiction, it will be resolved.

When people saw me, they responded. Can't help but feel surprised, Fang Zhenjiang said in surprise: "So you have been to the Qin Dynasty?"

I nodded hesitantly, and suddenly a person stood up in the meeting place and said: "Xiaoqiang, everyone here is my own, I don't think you need to hide it anymore." It was Wu Sangui. It turned out that he came here to hold a client meeting. I can. He and Hua Mulan knew about wearing it back.

As soon as Wu Sangui finished saying this, the entire venue suddenly became silent, and then there was a loud commotion: "Xiaoqiang can still go back?" "If he goes back, we can't go back. Isn't this messy?"

Suddenly someone stood up and asked me with a trembling sound: "If this is the case, can I go back to see my brothers?" It was Hua Rong, and the second master Guan Yuguan beside him also said in a daze: "Go back...then I Couldn't you see the eldest brother and the third brother?"

These two people discussed in this way. Immediately brought the reveries of the people around, and talked in a mess.

Qin Wuyang waved his arms frantically and said, "Don't make noise, don't make noise. Solve my problem first."

Everyone said angrily: "You have a problem!"

Qin Wuyang pointed at me across Fang Zhenjiang and said, "He..."

Fang Zhenjiang disdainfully said: "What is he, didn't he just hit you twice with the soles of your shoes? We are far more bitter than you. Some time ago Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, our Liangshan heroes and the Eight Heavenly Kings could all go together. What can't you accept?"

Genghis Khan said: "To be more truthful, the four of us (referring to Li Shimin and the other two emperors) are also enemies to each other. But we are not yet peaceful. A man's mind should be as broad as a grassland."

Yan Zhenqing smiled and said, "Assassinating Qin Wuyang, right? I'm sorry to tell you that your image has always appeared as a villain. It turns out that the books on the ground say that you will shrink when you go to Xianyang Temple, but you need to take photos. If you said that you really participated in the battle to assassinate Qin Shihuang, Xiaoqiang made you perfect."

Qin Wuyang said with a solemn face: "In any case, I died because of him."

Mao Sui came over and hugged Qin Wuyang's shoulders and said, "Brother, you are wrong to say that. Even if Xiaoqiang was not present, there were so many guards, and-it's not my brother, I said you, just threaten the monarch to scare and frighten him. I didn't expect you to really kill, you belong to lack of professional ethics."

Li Shimin came out and said, "Okay, well, after all, this is a matter of the previous life, and no one is allowed to go on forever."

Qin Wuyang cried out with a crying voice: "You're all done after talking?"

In order to explode this article quickly and ask me about going back, these people are a bit selfish and wishful thinking, and they didn't take into account Qin Wuyang's heart that needs to be soothed. He was caught by me in full view ten hours ago. Use cowhide shoes to smoke as hard as you don't need money, and then realize that this face has been lost to after 2000.

He looked at him and said, "Brother, I have no opinion on you personally. One is because Qin Shihuang is my friend, and the other is that he can't die. Let's put it this way, if he doesn't die, you still have a name forever. , I can have a year of leisure here; if he dies, you and me, including everyone present, will have to finish playing."

Li Shimin said with concern: "Xiaoqiang tells us exactly what's going on." The emperors who followed him also poked their heads over. In theory, the better the last life, the more I want to go back. Those who are qualified to come to me are basically distinguished and distinguished people, so they have the hope of going back when they hear it, and they all care.

I stepped onto the podium and cleared my throat: "That's right, everyone must now believe that there are gods in this world? Then, above the gods, there is another kind of restraining force called the way of heaven..."

I think this is not a particularly important secret for my clients. They still have to drink Mengpo Tang before going back, which is equivalent to a doctor talking to the patient about the operation. The true condition of the illness is somewhere between what can be said or not, anyway, the patient will be given anesthetics in the end...

I especially emphasized the fact that the historical trajectory cannot be changed, which should be not very good news. Who wants to always repeat the old ways of the past, and repeat it for a lifetime, even knowing when he is proud, when he is frustrated, when he belches and catches a cold, this is absolutely intolerable for this group of people with strong creativity and desire for control. .

Sure enough, after I finished talking, people looked at each other in silence for a while, and Wu Daozi asked carefully: "Speaking of this, if you don't find us after we go back, we don't even know that we are alive?"

I scratched my head, this question is too difficult to answer. This has already surpassed philosophy and is about to rise to ethical issues. In fact, human feelings are nothing more than memories, if there is no memory. It is not because of a simple blood relationship that you deeply identify with another person, or suddenly a stranger says that he is your best friend. This is meaningless. Wu Daozi's meaning is: If a person cannot have a unified memory, then just like several people, they are not related to each other.

I haven't waited for me to figure out the answer. Hua Rong no longer cares about the three or seventy one: "Then if I die, will I be able to be with my brothers again?"

I laughed angrily and laughed: "You just don't count on it. Heaven will always return to normal. Even if it isn't, you will live longer than me."

Hua Rong still didn't give up: "Can't you go back and forth at will? Take me with you next time you leave." Fang Zhenjiang said: "There is still me."

I waved my hand vigorously and said, "No, no. If I want to go back, Hua Rong and Wu Song over there are not dead yet, how can you count if you two go?"

This fatal hypothesis stunned Hua Rong and Fang Zhenjiang. They sat down and bowed their heads silently.

Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes turned and said: "Xiaoqiang, then you will bring the medicine and find us after we leave." Zhao Kuangyin beside him also nodded vigorously.

I smiled and said, "If you don't change the course of history, what am I looking for you for?"

Zhu Yuanzhang thought for a while and said: "Well, after you find us, we still don't change anything? I really don't want to forget who I am after drinking that bowl of Mengpo soup. You wait for me. The emperor will look for me in the future. Even if I take the medicine, I can only live step by step, but at least I know who I am, how I came here, and I can be a stable emperor for ten or twenty years, do you think--"

Zhao Kuangyin and Li Shimin hurriedly expressed their agreement, and many others were enthusiastic about it. These people were not forced to be helpless when they came to me. They were all chosen by themselves. The reason they did this was nothing but nostalgia for their previous lives. Now that they know they can go back, they have More than half of the people yelled for me to find them. This is equivalent to living an unusual life for two lives, except that there will be less suspense and more soberness in the next life-in one sentence, they would rather live a boring life than lose a memory. Lost myself.

Bian Que and Hua Tuo looked at each other, and suddenly stood up together and said, "Xiaoqiang, please be sure to visit us after the two of us leave. We already have access to the anti-cancer drugs we are studying, but we are obviously running out of time. If you can help us restore our memory after we go back, you will be successful, and then you will be the savior of countless people."

My eyes are full of little stars and said: "It seems that I can't refuse this request. The Nobel Prize in Medicine is beckoning to the two."

Hua Tuo just smiled slightly, and Bian Que said, "It's okay. What do you always think about the foreigner's award? You won't set a Huatuo award for Bian Que award or even Xiaoqiang award to surpass him?"

This sentence was like a scream, and I said: "Yes, in the future, we will set up a talent training award for all foreigners to grab it."

Li Shimin smiled and said, "Then I can't grab it willingly—"

Look, this is the emperor's mind.

In fact, I have always respected Nobel, because he resolutely does not set a mathematics prize...

At this meeting, there were people rushing to find a reason for me to see them. I waved and said, "Let’s end this question today, and we will deal with the specific situation in the future." I came to Qin Wuyang and said , "Do you understand now?"

Qin Wuyang sighed and said, "Hey, what's the use of what I don't understand? I can only recognize it. Even if I want to kill you, they have to let it go." He suddenly looked at the travel shoes on my feet and said, "That will Why don't you use it to smoke me, this one doesn't seem to hurt.

...

When I got home, I saw the light in He Tiandou's room on. I slammed into it and shouted loudly, "Where are you two, I don't want to die. I have something to ask you."

Liu Laoliu smiled and said, "Look, I'll just say this kid doesn't appreciate it."

I was stunned: "What kind of love?"

He Tiandou said, "First, tell me what is wrong with you."

I angrily said: "I ask you, how did Li Si be a modern person in his previous life?"

He Tiandou smiled and said: "What's weird about this. This is a phenomenon that has always existed. Do you think that people from the Qin Dynasty can only be reborn in the Han Dynasty after they die? Have you ever heard of the six reincarnations? Since it is reincarnation, modern people die of course. It may be possible to vote in the Qin Dynasty, but reincarnation to the previous generation was not very common before, and it will be more after the axis of the human world has fallen."

I suddenly said, "It's no wonder that Hua Rongfang and Zhenjiang were in the 20th century when they were still in the Song Dynasty. This is the reason." I turned my head and faced Liu Laoliu again, "It's your turn, let's talk about it. Qin Wu Yangcheng I don’t have any opinion on my client, why is he the Qin Wuyang who was stunned by me?"

Liu Laoliu said innocently: "It's okay. How many Qin dynasties do you think there are in history? Since you fainted when you wear them back, of course, you have to allow them to remember you. The axis of the human world has fallen but the times are parallel. There can be no more."

I sorted out my thoughts and said, "In other words, after Qin Wuyang was fainted by me, whether the historian wrote according to the facts or not, it was part of theirs.

But it can't be passed on to later generations? "

Liu Laoliu snapped his fingers: "You are finally here."

I spread my hands and said, "Wait, then I'm confused again, in that case. Why should I run around to stop them from changing history. Anyway, each has its own way. Even if Xiang Yu defeated Liu Bang and sat in the country, we still We. The descendants of Liu Bangdi in the next human axis are still the emperors of the Han Dynasty, and there is no hindrance to anyone!"

He Tiandou said, "Yes, that's it."

Liu Laoliu saw that I was about to collapse, and smiled: "Didn’t I tell you this before? The reason why I have to conform to history is because of heavenly surveillance, although any great changes in dynasties will not affect the whole. The human axis is not like this in the default thinking of Tiandao. It only recognizes its set. For example, it is like a card reader and we are a magnetic card. If there is a broken head on the magnetic strip, it will be I think this magnetic card is broken, it spit it out, and we will be obliterated."

I only feel that the Lingtai is empty: "All I have done is just repairing the breakpoints on a small scale. The purpose is to deceive the Dao of Heaven?"

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou applauded together: "Hey, come to realize!"

I stamped my foot and said, "Then you didn't explain it earlier, so I thought I was so great." I immediately poke Liu Laoliu in the waist and said, "What did you just say, how can I get you?"

He Tiandou confidently took out a piece of paper, and said to me: "Just now you also understood that we are going to do nothing but use the BUG of Tiandao to get through. When our magnetic card is released by it, everything will be fine. If we want to let it go, our magnetic stripe has to come down smoothly..."

"Stop talking nonsense, talk about things on the ground!"

He Tiandou clapped his hands: "The next thing is definitely the real idea-the old sixth and I stayed up for days and nights, and finally learned a key point. History is actually made up of so few points in each dynasty. , You only need to grasp these few points, and don’t care about other trivial matters. We have found out these key points in the past few days."

I laughed and said: "Two old bachelors don't sleep and study, can you fuck?"

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou: "..."

I saw that the two of them were quite serious, and they were busy and said seriously: "What can you do if you find these points?"

He Tiandou Niu B: "We call this paper the idea table~www.wuxiaspot.com~ On this table, Qin Shihuang has only three points and Xiang Yu has only two points."

"……What's the meaning?"

Liu Laoliu said proudly: "This means that Qin Shihuang only needs to do three things in his life to be fooled, while Xiang Yu only has two things. They finish these two or three things. Can it be easy at other times? ?"

In just a moment, I suddenly became enlightened and pleasantly surprised: "In this way, as long as they complete a few representative tasks on this list, they can no longer worry about historical influences and can be comfortable and be themselves again?"

The two old gods nodded slowly--

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This chapter has solved many problems, as well as the recent ununderstandings about the axis of the human world, and paved the way for more heinous chaos in the future.