The First Chaos In History

There is a saying: People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, and the wind will destroy them if the trees are beautiful in the woods.

Look at me, Xiaoqiang, thirty-nine years old, an extremely human minister, and he has more titles on his head than the chairman of a municipal writers' association. In terms of ability, he once broke the enemy with a smile in Xiang Yu’s hundreds of thousands of troops, and he also held a shoe sole. The assassin Qin Wuyang, who had to exterminate humanity, was completely unrecognizable, and he even made the name of Qiji Lang no longer legendary in the actual battle with Baozi...Uh, we will change the vest in the future and write another book.

It is such a promising young man, a reserve deity who always regards the world as his mission, a famous educator, military strategist, and a maverick traveler, today finally aroused some jealousy for the pleasure of blocking the course of history-Shi Bao, this kid reluctantly chanted my name endlessly. I really counted on him to say a few words. I didn't expect this guy to be addicted to cursing. He put his big knife on the horse's back, and the big flag that was pointing at me flew around. He kept saying that I had to go out and fight with him.

I’m not professional in fighting knives. Everyone knows that my major is slab mechanics——

Lin Chong was afraid that I would be embarrassed, so he comforted me and said, "Xiaoqiang, ignore him, he won't be able to say that he is better than a knife."

The Song Dynasty was the world and peak period of guns. Famous generals used long spears. Lu Junyi, Lin Chong, Zhang Qing, Dongping and Fang La's subordinates Wang Yin Li Tianrun and later Yue Fei were all masters of spears. Dadao experienced its heyday in the Three Kingdoms period. Later, it gradually disappeared in later generations. The weapon of the sword can only shine in the era of barbarism and elegance in the Three Kingdoms. Since the Tang Dynasty, it has not been able to meet the generals' requirements to show their wisdom and calmness in both civil and military.

Of course, there are a lot of swordsmen in Liangshan. The only thing that can do well is to win one person. According to Lin Chong, Guan Sheng has already fought Shi Bao for 300 rounds this morning, and Guan Sheng seems to be short of Shi Bao in strength.

Shi Bao cursed over there. Many people on our side were looking at me. Lin Chong and 54 of them knew I was a half-hearted person, and they all smiled, but there are 54 others who don’t know anything about me. They only know me. And their half brother got along very well for a year. But I have never seen me show my talents. From the point that I easily brought Fang Zhenjiang and Hua Rong over, they might think that I am so unstoppable. Shi Bao called them all Want to see how I react. The bandits are usually tired and lazy, and they are all **** men on the battlefield. As a result, when I look at my peace of mind, many people frown and feel contemptuous. Even the guy who carried the flag to me feels ashamed. , Half-deadly shrank his head in his neck.

That Shi Bao moved closer and screamed. Hua Rong put an arrow on the string and said sternly: "Shi Bao listens to the truth, we don't want to hurt you and don't be crazy. One step forward and ask you to be dead on the spot."

Originally Liangshan had Huarong Fangla and Pang Wanchun, and both sides had a deterrent weapon, but this would be different if Liangshan had two Huarong. Shi Bao looked at the two handsome epigenetics and pointed the arrow at him at the same time. numb. At the same time, the horse was jumping and jumping on the spot and laughingly said: "Haha, Liang Shanxiao is used to injuring people secretly, but no one is really a kind of hero." The arrogance is extremely arrogant.

Wu Yong frowned and said: "To convince Fang La to stop the soldiers, there must be a general who can beat this person with a sword to subdue him first."

Everyone looked at each other, even Guan Sheng bowed their heads and said nothing. To say that using other weapons to fight Shibao may not be able to defeat him, but only on the sword technique, it is far better. I'm afraid that the entire Northern Song Dynasty will not be able to find such a number. The heartless Qin Ming laughed loudly in order to find Guan Sheng down the stairs: "Then unless it is the second master of Guan Yuguan." Sheng's face is even more ugly. Doesn't that mean that he has lost his ancestor's face?

But when I heard these words, my spirits immediately rose, and I handed the vegetable bowl to a soldier. Raised his hands up and shouted: "I'll go, I'll go!"

Everyone has learned to ignore me and continue to discuss...

Guan Sheng pulled the Qinglong knife behind his back and pulled the horse's rein: "I'll try again!"

I was depressed and said, "Brothers, let me go!"

Zhang Shun and Zhang Qing waved their hands: "Xiaoqiang, don't make trouble." Continue the discussion...

I ran over and pointed to my nose before Wu Yong was waiting for a few people and said, "I said I will go!"

Lin Chong said sternly: "Xiaoqiang, this is not the time when you can do it, let's just say that Shi Bao doesn't know you at all. Even if the brothers have a trick, it is not a joke to dance with a big sword of a hundred kilograms."

I waved my hand vigorously in front of others: "Brothers, do you think I am the kind of person who fights unprepared battles?"

This time. Everyone finally fixed their gazes on me. Wu flickered and asked tentatively: "What do you mean..."

I smiled mysteriously: "Don't forget that I am not an ordinary person."

Everyone knows that I am insignificant, and I never suffer from immediate losses. Zhang Shun stabbed me: "You came with an anesthesia gun?"

I:"……"

Wu Yong put his chin on and looked at me with a researching look and said to others, "Why don't you let Xiaoqiang try?"

Song Jiang was eager to break the deadlock quickly, regardless of the three or seventy-one: "Come on, give Brother Xiaoqiang a horse."

I said, "I have to prepare a knife for me-which one of us has the better knife?"

Everyone looked at Guan Sheng...

Guan Sheng entangled: "You don't want me to use my knife for Xiaoqiang, do you?"

Everyone looked at him and didn't speak...

Guan Sheng sighed, "Shameful, my ancestor Guan Sheng underground knows that he will scold me for shame."

I relieved him and said: "No, I will explain this to my second brother..."

Guan Sheng snorted and stuck the big knife on the ground, and someone took it up and handed it to me.

The horse was also brought here, and I took the Qinglong knife with an open eyebrow-almost stretched my arm, and when I held it in my hand, I found that the knife was dead and heavy. According to my memory, it was really what Guan Erye used to do. The knife is more than 80 kilograms. This knife should be a fine imitation, or even heavier. When I was studying in the Three Kingdoms and saw Guan Erye making a knife of more than 80 kilograms, I was still psychologically unbalanced. That hammer is either four hundred jin or eight hundred jin, and Guan Yu, the **** of war, is embarrassed to carry an eighty jin knife? No wonder he blushed, but later I found out where the problem was. I was reading a book of villains, which is the same as comics. Super Saiyans can punch the earth with one punch, just like a joke. It's too serious. In fact, an adult man can barely carry up to the third floor with a weight of eighty catties. It is basically impossible to twist like a propeller.

Later, I also discovered that, as an ordinary adult man, apart from self-proclaiming that I am relatively strong, I still fit the power configuration of a normal person very well-I can't go up with this knife at all...

With a look of embarrassment, I handed the knife to the next to Lulu again: "You can help me take it first." Lulu held the knife inexplicably and looked at me with a full face. I climbed onto the horse, and then reached out to him, "Now give me the knife."

People collectively petrify...

Then Luo Luo raised the knife to me in the mist, and I tried hard to pick it up, then put the handle of the knife on the horseback and wiped the sweat and said with a smile: "It's feasible now."

Hu Sanniang wondered: "Xiaoqiang, do you really plan to go with Shi Bao even if you are done with a sword for us?" Duan Jingzhu next to her quietly pulled her and said, "Sister, don't arouse Xiaoqiang, he What if I am really stimulated and rushed up?"

Zhang Qing stepped in front of me and put his hands in front of me cautiously and said: "Xiaoqiang, what can you tell your brother that everything can be solved. Suicide is not a good way..."

Everyone also persuaded them: "Yes, Baozi is still waiting for you to go back."

I stroked the "three strands of ink beard" under my jaw, and smiled slightly: "You don't want to say anything, get out of the way quickly, and go and take the stone treasure."

Everyone whispered: "Xiaoqiang won't be mad, right?" "It's not reasonable to say. His face, Hua Rong shot HP for three days without dropping the ground"...

I'm depressed, I'm crazy, I'm pulling down my beard one by one, why am I so unhelpful in their hearts-I dare to sell this crazy, of course there is a back hand, Guan Erye's copy of the biscuits is in my pocket Here, the reason why I didn’t eat it before getting on the horse was because I was worried that these things would take up the precious 10 minutes. I really don’t know if Shi Baozhiyong, Guan Erye’s copy of the biscuit can take him down within 10 minutes. .

Now it seems that there is no way, my brothers can't let me go if they don't show their hands... I am also very touched by this point, usually making trouble. When I was true, everyone really took care of me as a brother.

Unconsciously, I reached out and took the biscuit in my hand, pretending to touch my nose, and put it into my mouth, chewed it a little bit, and swallowed it in an instant. The familiar bursting feeling filled my whole body again, just like after eating Wu Song's biscuits, the difference is that I was riding a horse this time, and I unconsciously became a lot more skilled in riding.

I lightly danced the Azure Dragon Knife in front of my chest and held it behind me, with the other hand still stroking the "beard" with a slight smile and said, "You are not allowed to let go?" Because we are now possessed by Guan Sheng. So you can't be too polite to talk to these juniors. Or fall into the identity of the second master.

"Huh?" Everyone was taken aback at the same time, feeling my domineering spirit. They all said: "Fuck another one and another..."

I instantly collapsed and said: "Hurry up, brothers, there is no time!"

People hesitated to get out of the way. I was about to rush the horse, when Guan Sheng suddenly grabbed me, and I turned my head in amazement, "What's the matter?"

I saw Guan Sheng's eyes light up and he took my hand and whispered: "Xiaoqiang, is your surname really Xiao?"

I was stunned for a moment to reflect his intentions: He probably suspected that I was the descendant of their Guan family after seeing that I used the trick, so he had to say depressed: "Absolutely authentic."

Guan Sheng let go of his hand disappointedly, and then suddenly said in my ear: "Beware of this surname Shi with a knife!"

I nodded, and when I was riding horses in front of the two armies, Shi Bao was scolding. I didn't expect that someone on the other side would dare to fight, and there was still someone I had never seen before. After a morning fight, the most capable ones on Liangshan He basically knew each other, and couldn't help asking, "Who are you?"

I put the knife behind my head, put my hands on the hilt and said, "Didn't you call me for a long time?"

Shi Bao smiled and said: "Haha, it turns out that you are Xiaoqiang, and the flag is so high. It is really famous. Let's not talk about how Kung Fu is. At least you dare to show that you are not afraid of death. I think he is calm and calm. Perhaps he wanted to have a debate with me first. Now Fang Lajun's army is unstable. It's rare for a general like Shi Bao to come out to support the scene. He wants to hold on to this feeling for a while.

But I don’t have that time. In normal times, we definitely have the ability to scold him for three days and three nights without heavy words. In the ancient West, eloquence was also a necessary quality for heroes, because before every battle The heroes of both sides have to stand in the front and scold each other like the black Americans. This one compares the thumb and index finger of both hands to a gun-shaped point and said: "You are a **** in a black neighborhood." That one has to pick up immediately: "I will only pick you up as a guest."... Achilles and Heck Thor cursed in the city for ten years.

Besides, I now represent Guan Erye, so how can I have a general knowledge of him? As soon as I urged the horse's head, I chopped it off: "Stop talking nonsense!"

Shi Bao was caught off guard and drew away in embarrassment, then smiled and said, "Okay. Be temper to me!"

I walked back to the horse, and felt as excited as I had just woken up and drank three cups of coffee. My head was full of ideas. The knife was in my hand like a dragon going to the sky, and I brushed it in a blink of an eye. Three swords were divided up, middle and down to cut to Shi Bao. This appearance made the Liangshan heroes collectively excited, and they all called: "Good swordsmanship!"

Shi Bao responded intently, dodging and squatting. The two horses staggered and cried out for an instant: "Sure enough, it is a personal thing. Shi has never seen an opponent like you since Yicheng. I did not say a word and brought the horse to kill. I can see that this is definitely a game. Hard fight, although the second master is strong. It is not always disadvantageous. There are many people in the Three Kingdoms who can fight with him, and this stone treasure is also a master with a knife, plus this mother-in-law biscuit can only be a temporary copy. The true meaning of the master sword technique cannot be used, and the victory or defeat of this battle is still hard to say.

This time Shi Bao rushed forward, and the big blade flew towards my chest when it swung up, and I knocked it with the handle of the knife. He returned with a slash, and the whole move was so mature that he heard another cheering from the heroes behind him, mixed with the suspicious voices of many people.

Shi Bao jumped off just now. This meeting was calm and solemn. He used the same trick to resolve the crisis. The look in my eyes also changed, three-point surprise and three-point admiration but also three-point dissatisfaction. The two of us set the horse. Passed a dozen strokes in mid-air. I saw the blade light and the cold wind whizzing, and the viewers were all discolored.

In fact, I haven't felt much since I was hit. There is the second master, and the opponent is a knife. No matter how subtle he uses, he only feels calm, and he has a natural way to deal with it. After the peak of the competition, eating a biscuit temporarily can’t create a high level of mood. Several times I heard Guan Sheng’s pity behind me, and I knew that I must have missed the opportunity to take the initiative. This biscuit was for him to eat Shi Bao's Eight Achievements are almost beyond the enemy now.

But even so, Shi Bao seems to be a little bit inferior. He has been unable to break through the bottleneck without encountering a strong enemy for a long time. In addition, he has fought against Guan Shengju in the morning, and his physical strength is not winning. We two One, a martial sage, is a counterfeit; a knife king, is a private server on the LAN, no one can do nothing, and there is nothing thinking about hitting, and then it seems to be agreed in advance, and at the same time a flaw is exposed. ...

Although the details are different, we all share the same thoughts: use the knife.

Of course, not only Shibao can use this drag knife strategy. To count it, Guan Yu must be the ancestor. Once this trick is made, it can be said that people chase and kill the Buddha and kill the Buddha-chasing, not blocking, this trick is about fraud and defeat. Drag the knife, take advantage of the enemy's triumphant moment, suddenly turn around, take the self as the axis, round the knife and slap Ya, let alone use a knife, even if you take advantage of the horsepower, even if you pull a leather jacket, you will have to be disfigured!

But who would have thought that we two would use this trick at the same time? It's quite lively now. Have you ever seen two generals who suddenly turned and escaped together?

Too embarrassing. I knew I wouldn't chase it, and I lost a lot of money. In the end, we both ran together. Someone who didn't understand thought that one of them had let a fart and smoked us away.

Shi Bao almost ran into Fang La's arms and realized that I was not chasing after him. I was better than him. I saw him run back when I was more than 20 meters away from Lin Chong.

In the end, he and I both came back slowly, and looked at each other's expressions. We were a little embarrassed. Shi Bao blushed and whispered to me, "Drag the knife?" I nodded, "Hey, just laughed." ."

Keep playing...

This time we both worked hard. It's like a broken acrobat in the first performance. In order to repay the audience, we have to perform an extra performance and show our skills. Or else, who will watch acrobatics in the future?

Shi Bao is really struggling after a move~www.wuxiaspot.com~Because in fact, he doesn’t carve me like that on hardware and software, except that I don’t have a lot of charm, but I am the real second master, Shi Bao is just A farmer with superb martial arts, his experience and strength are poor. Besides, his physical strength is no longer enough. After another 50 rounds of fighting, I used the Azure Dragon Sword to crush Shi Bao and almost lost his weapon. , This time it’s not a dragging knife. I wanted to forget it. I didn’t look at the watch during the fight. It is estimated that 10 minutes would have passed. Who knows that it’s natural to step off the horse. If you don’t see me pulling the reins, I will chase head-on. A general of Fang La saw that I was about to bite Shi Bao, and hurried to take it forward. In a hurry, I saw a big spear pierced in Hengkong, subconsciously flashed, and slapped the back on the abdomen of the visitor. , And then without even thinking about it, I immediately captured this person. Fang Lajun made a big noise. I took a big advantage. I hurried back to my formation and threw the person under my ribs to the ground. "Xiao Luo Luo also responded to the scene, loudly said: "Take Ling!"

I was so proud that I couldn’t help but laughed a lot. Suddenly I felt that the knife sank and slipped to the ground. At the same time, my whole body was sore and weak. The effectiveness of the biscuits was already diminishing. Zhang Shun and the others lined up in a circle and they all looked at me in surprise. I was shocked. Before I could say anything, these guys rushed up one by one, slapped me on the back of the head, and kicked my ass. , One after another said: "Okay, you kid" "How did you get the land this time?" "This Shi Bao was transferred by Duan Tianlang?"...

I'm depressed, I'm crazy, I have a wisp of "beard"...