The First Chaos In History

I decided to take the buns on my honeymoon. As for where to go, I thought for a long time the preliminary plan is to go to Xiang Yuna. Now Xiang Yu’s soldiers are strong and strong, which can definitely satisfy the bun’s desire to command. It’s not impossible to go to other places. Now we There are already many choices, but the emperors should have their own affairs to be busy just after they returned. Zhu Yuanzhang is making trouble and is feeding sheep, and I don't want to be out of the question if there is nothing to do.

Furthermore, when I go to Xiang Yu, I can discuss with him how to eat the Hongmen Banquet in the next step. If it is convenient, call Liu Bang and put it all together. Now Xiang Yu is reluctant to start with him, but I still don’t know what kind of devil Liu Bang turned. This is unfair to Baozi and her ancestors. With the experience of "pinging" Fang La, Wujiang has a lot of room for discussion when "defeating" Wujiang. In short, Xiang Yu can no longer wipe his neck after watching Yu Ji's dance.

I first drove to the supermarket and bought a few cigarettes, some fresh fruits and vegetables. I smiled when I saw tomatoes. I bought a box. The buns became more and more curious after me. , Even if you want to have a picnic, you don’t have to buy so many eggplants, right?"

I put my things in the car and started wandering around again.

"What are you buying again?"

"Buy a game console—"

Finally, in a dilapidated home appliance repair, I found the red and white machine I dreamed of-sometimes money is not a panacea, this thing is generally not available in Gome and Suning.

The shopkeeper took a look at what I picked. He hesitated: "Do you want this to be a collection or why?"

I threw a hundred dollars on the table and said, "I want the parts inside." I understand this. If you want to collect it, he dare to ask you for a thousand. You have to be careful about buying old things. This is the same as buying antiques. One characteristic, a major feature of antique land is the contrast between use value and value. If you spend 20 yuan to buy a Tang knife for splitting wood, you must feel fooled—the Tang Dynasty knife for splitting wood is definitely not as good as the Qing Dynasty axe.

Sure enough, when I said that the boss let me take the game console away, he pulled out a lot of game cards and said, "Do you need a chip? This box is five yuan."

I said: "I want all of two for a box."

The boss guarded the drawer and said, "One box was more than one hundred back then."

I smiled and said, "The game console is gone, what use do you want such a pile of plastic?"

The boss was stunned. Sighed: "A box of three yuan..."

Finally, I bought a small battery-powered TV and brought it out. Followed behind my **** and said sadly: "I see, you are going to go to the grave for the fat guys-buy a semiconductor for Kezi and burn it."

I am completely speechless. Sometimes this woman's thinking ability is really not as unbearable as I thought. Of course, she can't be blamed. She doesn't know the timeline. In her eyes, Qin Shihuang and the others are dead.

Then I drove the car around and bun said: "Don't run around, find a place with no one to burn." I have to find a place with no one. I haven't found a suitable place for the runway.

At this time, I finally found that there was no car on the national road ahead, so I hurried in from the fork and shifted gears as if pumping. Baozi shouted: "Slow down, slow down, there is a camera in front of it."

I yelled: "Sit down!"

Steamed bun clenched his handle and shouted: "Damn, you are not going to burn paper for them, you are going to find them!"

I wondered: "Do you know everything?"

The bun subconsciously protected the lower abdomen. Scolded: "Slowly drive, do you really want to die?"

Only then did I understand what she meant...

I had to slow down. I just failed this time. It seems that it is really not easy to enter the timeline without urgent tasks. I said to Baozi: "Or you can sleep for a while. It may not be OK when you wake up. It's here."

Baozi said stubbornly: "I'm going to see where you can take my old lady."

There are already cars on both sides of this meeting. I was trapped on the national highway and couldn't get out. I didn't dare to try again, so I could only drive forward at a medium speed, and I was at the toll booth after a while, which made me depressed. How much would it cost to run to Xiang Yu like this?

Fortunately, steamed buns are inconstant. After sitting for a while, they became bored and started yawning. Then they hugged their shoulders and leaned against the car window in a daze, muttered dissatisfiedly, and finally fell asleep.

A godsend, there happened to be no cars on both sides, I rub my hands excitedly, put in gear, and stepped on the gas pedal. At this moment, the phone rang. I was unwilling to give up this last opportunity, and I just opened the phone on the steering wheel indiscriminately and continued to stare. While giving oil to the front, Yan Jingsheng said on the phone, "Where are you principal?"

"What's the matter?"

Yan Jingsheng may think it’s inconvenient for me to speak, so he said in anticipation, “I’m here for a new life...”

"When you come to the new student, don't you let him report to the end?"

Yan Jingsheng said cautiously: "Newborn..."

I understood at once, he was talking about new customers, and I said loudly: "You can tell me, it's convenient for me."

Yan Jingsheng breathed a sigh of relief: "The newcomer is here, and Wang Yin will pick it up directly. Now that everyone has arrived, are you coming back?"

"Oh oh-who is it here?"

"The seven sages of the bamboo forest are here."

"Oh, it's good to be free, let them teach their children to write calligraphy when they are free."

"...Also, Cheng Yaojin and the eighteen heroes in the Sui and Tang heroes have come."

"Oh, it's all here, okay, isn't our Yucai Zheng lacking a teacher?" I will look ahead and be careful if there is a car next to me. I really don't want to talk to him.

Yan Jingsheng said, "No, you didn't know that these eighteen people are different from Liangshan's 108 people. They have conflicts with each other. There is a fight. Lao Wang is fighting with the four heavenly kings and Zhenjiang."

It was very lively just listening to the noisy calls on the other side. Occasionally, there was the addictive shouts of Fang Zhenjiang, Wang Yin and others. I knew that these were the kind of masters who watched the excitement and were not afraid of things, and hurriedly told Yan Jingsheng: "It's really impossible to greet them with Duan Sirius Cheng Fengshou. Come and help."

Without waiting for Yan Jingsheng to speak, only to hear another commotion. The voices of several men were screaming and quarreling. I wondered: "Are there still eighteen heroes who have barely moved their mouths?"

"...No, this is the seven sages, and their values ​​are different. They are arguing on the side." We were talking. A smiling voice came in: "Don't hit him, Amitabha. Why is it so lively?"

I got angry when I heard it, and asked, "Who is this again?"

Yan Jingsheng took the phone away and asked, "Master. Dare to ask your law name?" It seemed that he was really a monk.

The monk still said with a heartless smile: "Me? My Xuanzang!"

"He said he was Xuan..." Yan Jingsheng said in surprise, "Are you Tang Sanzang, the place to learn from the West?"

"Hey, it's easy to talk about."

When I heard this tune, I doubted: "Is this Tang Sanzang? Jing Sheng, you can check him...what is the monk's diploma, and there are many fake monks now. If he is driven out falsely, if it is true, just It's easy, let him ask Wukong to help—"

Yan Jingsheng said anxiously: "Don't make trouble with Xiaoqiang, you'd better come back."

I smiled and said, "I'll go back now..." I inadvertently raised my head and glanced around, then said furiously, "Jing Sheng. You can figure it out, I won't be able to go back for a while."

There is a lot of beauty around my land, I don't know when we have entered the timeline.

Yan Jingsheng said, "What's wrong with you?"

"I can't easily stop in this car, and I can't help it."

"...Are you in the police car?" Yan Jingsheng asked with concern.

After I hung up the phone, I started to concentrate on driving. I didn't slow down the car when I was talking to Yan Jingsheng just now. Unexpectedly, I came in unknowingly. It means that I have to find a place to stop before I want to go back. Generally, I can't stop. The closest customer to me is Wu Sangui, and I can't see this. Further ahead is the Ming Dynasty Zhu Yuanzhang and Genghis Khan before the Yuan Dynasty was officially established. These two can't see each other, the next stop is Song Dynasty. Ordinarily, it’s okay to put the buns on Liangshan, but I thought for a while that the bandits drank all the time. What should I do if the buns can’t stand the temptation? After much deliberation, I should put the buns in Xiang Yu's place and I will come back to deal with the affairs of these eighteen heroes-it is a pity that they did not see Li Shimin, and Guan Erye could not have a good conversation with Qin Qiong and Qin Erye. As for those seven, I still don’t think I’m familiar with them. The monk named Xuanzang doesn’t even know if it’s the one who learns from the scriptures, how to talk like a rascal?

I can only continue to move forward with my brain full of questions. Bun slept for a while and rubbed his eyes and swept out, and said in a daze, "It's dark?"

I said, "You can sleep again, we will be there when it gets dark innocently."

Baozi finally noticed the abnormality and leaned on the window and said, "Where is this?"

I glanced at the timeline and said: "Just after the Ming Dynasty."

Before the bun was awake, she twisted her body and said, "Get off the high speed and tell me, I'll go to the toilet." Then she went to sleep again...

We left at ten o'clock in the morning, and the middle bun woke up several times, but when it was still dark outside, we thought it was too early. She leaned in the car half asleep and waited until 6 o’clock in the afternoon. She finally fell asleep. I couldn't help it, I closed my eyes and reached out to touch a banana from the box behind, then threw it back, scratching it hard, and said disappointedly: "I just remember now, why didn't you even buy a piece of bread? I'm starving to death. ."

I have seen the Three Kingdoms and said excitedly: "Let's count the sheep, you will be there when you count to a hundred, and I will ask you to eat roasted whole lamb when you arrive."

Baozi swallowed and said, "Really, when do we really go to the grassland to play? I have never rode a horse yet. A sister who has been to the shop said that it is 50 hours per hour and can be paid. "

"Hey, don't you say it earlier, the grassland is over, and more money for riding? You man, I don't have to spend a dime on a day of riding, and there is still money to be made."

The bun ignored me, clutching his grunting belly and said weakly: "Hurry up~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I'm really hungry, even if you don't care about me, you have to feel sorry for your son, right?"

I saw the pointer stayed at Xiang Yu’s last time. When I stepped on the brake, the window was bright. We stopped outside a high-walled compound. Baozi felt the light is different, and did not open his eyes, lazily covering his face. On the road: "No, did you go through the tunnel just now?"

I opened the car door and went out. A heavily armed soldier gave me a military salute and said with joy: "Xiao Jiang

I was familiar with him when I saw him. I saw him vaguely outside Julu City last time, and smiled back.

There were two soldiers standing guard. The other obviously didn't recognize me. He was looking at my car in a daze. After a while, he whispered the old soldier, "Who is this?"

The veteran gave him a violent shudder: "Also ask! Don't you want to know what kind of person is like to run Zhanghan's 100,000 army with a smile?"

The recruit looked at me with surprise and joy and said, "General Xiao Qiang?"

I took off my sunglasses and put them in my jacket pocket, snapped my fingers and said coolly: "Go, your general Xiao's wife wants to eat roasted whole lamb."