The First Chaos In History

Baozi and Ersha held hands and hopped around in the yard like looking for friends before they stopped. After Ersha looked at me, they said, "You are here too?"

I'm speechless, he only saw me...

I asked Ersha: "Kezi, what have you been doing recently?"

The second silly said: "Eating and sleeping are very boring."

"Brother Ying won't come to you to play?"

Ersha dissatisfied: "He is also busy eating and sleeping."

"Go, let's find him." I asked them to take the things out of the car and rode a few horses to the Xianyang Palace. While apologizing, I said to Ersha: "Kezi, I'm sorry, you villain I didn't buy the baby phone for you, and you can't listen to it if I bought it. There is no channel." I took out my phone and looked at it, and there was no signal. Maybe I would get a booster with Fei Sankou and put it in the Three Kingdoms.

After a while, I arrived outside the Xianyang Palace. The "communication room" had received news at this meeting. Seeing that our party had arrived, he threw his legs and ran inside and said loudly: "It's amazing, the king of Qi is here..."

I was depressed and said: "It is King Qi who has come, and it is not a devil who has entered the village."

Li Si walked out with a new official letter and said with a smile: "Don't blame them. After you leave, the emperor talks about you almost every day. You are afraid that they will have a reward for taking it."

I smiled and greeted: "Li Keqing, meet again."

Li Si smiled and said, "Now it's the prime minister."

I whispered: "The emperor? The fat man has already become the emperor?"

Li Si said: "Sooner or later it will happen."

After listening to our conversation, Baozi hesitated and said: "This is..."

I was busy introducing Baozi: "This is Brother Li Si Li."

I handed a few photos to Li Si and said: "This is the current situation of my sister-in-law and my little niece. My sister-in-law and our school teacher share expenses every month."

Li Si stroked the photo and wiped his eyes. I said, "I wanted to bring my wife, but I was worried that you have a family here, and I'm afraid you will be embarrassed."

Li Si said bitterly: "Just know that they are fine, and I'm fine too."

In a short while, there are ceremonial battles out. Fatty Ying had a beaded crown on his head, wearing a soap robe, and his big long sword like a donkey hanging from his waist, he walked over as if.

As soon as the bun rushed forward, he said, "Fat..."

I pulled her hard: "Call your Majesty."

It doesn't matter what Xiang Yu calls his own people. After all, Fatty is the emperor of a country, so he has to show some face.

Baozi and I yelled fakely: "See Your Majesty——Your Majesty——"

The fat man sneaked around and swept around, waving his hand: "Retreat (below), all retreat."

When there are only a few of us left, Qin Shihuang walked towards this side with his hands open, and I was conscious of it this time. Look at the sky with your hands behind your back...

Sure enough, Fatty Ying said to Baozi affectionately: "Are you here?"

Baozi laughed and said, "Can I call you a fat man?"

The fat man said displeased: "Why can't you? Hungry (I) see that you just wanted to squeeze and squeeze (no), silk (yes), don't squeeze (that) don't let you scream?"

Baozi looked at Qin Shihuang and said, "But really, you are much thinner than before."

…When they finished talking nonsense, I stretched out my hand to hold Qin Shihuang, only to see the fat man walking past me, slashing through the box we brought with a sword, and muttering: "Give it all. Hungry (I) brought some children (what)?"

In the next second, Qin Shihuang grabbed a tomato with one hand, and swiped it in his mouth. He smacked and said: "Hey, you might be hungry and eat a bowl of Xihongsi (persimmon) egg noodles."

I took the game console out of the other box and put it in my armpit, threatening Fatty Ying, "Do you still want this without you?"

Fatty Ying's eyes brightened. I stretched out my hand to take it, I twisted my waist to avoid it, and the fat man said with a full smile: "Bao (don't) make trouble, Wei Guo has already beaten it (come), can't you be hungry?"

I held the game console in my arms and shook my arms back and forth and said, "There is still Qi country, when will I cash it out?"

The fat man said: "Do you want to believe in Hungry Di Si Li (strength) pinch?"

Soon the fat man called a cook who was also wearing an official uniform, and said, "Make a Xihongsi (persimmon) egg noodle for Hungry."

The cook got up from the ground tremblingly, held up a tomato and studied it for a long time, and said with a trembling: "Your Majesty's forgiveness, this...is this thing called a tomato?"

Qin Shihuang said impatiently: "Hurry up. Do it well and serve it hungry."

The cook kowtowed his head like garlic: "Having a humble job...I have never done this tomato and egg noodles..."

The fat man changed his color and said, "Believe it or not?" Fatty used to spend three yuan on the street to eat a bowl of good noodles, but today the royal chef under his hand lost him in front of us, so he couldn't bear it anymore. .

Baozi said to the side: "It's very simple, just fry him with the egg."

The cook nodded mechanically, his expression dull. Obviously I don’t understand anything, or I’m worried that Qin Shihuang really fired him--the emperor said he was fired, then he must be kept in the pot and scrambled meticulously. Fried.

Steamed buns can't bear it. Rolled up his sleeves and said, "It's OK. Let me do it, you learn hard."

Qin Shihuang, Ersha and Li Si moved a stool and sat at the table. Holding the bamboo chopsticks, he looked toward this side eagerly.

The Qin Dynasty Cookery God prepared everything that the buns wanted and then stomped on the ground, sweating on his face, and buns glanced at him and said: "Get up and learn, what can you learn like that, learn footwork?"

While slicing tomatoes, Baozi looked at the pan prepared by the God of Cookery and a few simple seasonings, and said, "You can cook, don't just know what to do."

I booed next to me and said: "Listen well, you can get King Zheng himself to teach, your kid is very lucky." The God of Cookery was more cautious, Baozi looked at the white oil on the case, and then woke up: "Oh, you guys. The equipment doesn’t work, I thought you were deceiving the consumer-it’s okay if you don’t have vegetable oil or meat oil."

The bun cut the persimmons and said, "Hey, by the way, I'm still King Zheng."

Qin Shihuang said with a smile, "There is no problem with touching oil."

I joked: "Our buns are still Da Sima."

The fat man suddenly said in embarrassment, "This... also has a problem with oil."

Baozi asked: "What does Da Sima do?"

I said: "It's equivalent to the Minister of National Defense. It's almost the same as the Marshal of Soldiers and Horses in the Song Dynasty. Anyway, wherever you point your hand, wherever the country's guns are shot."

Steamed bun was so excited that he slapped a stack of earthen jars, and I shouted, "You prodigal maiden, I can't afford to sell this to you." This is Qin Chao's earthen jar!

Baozi smiled contemptuously: "My old lady is now the Minister of Defense, except for the fat guy, be honest!"

The sweat beads on the face of God of Cookery are bigger...

I took a look at Fatty Ying’s face and smiled: “I’m kidding you, can I really make a woman a big Sima?”

I know that he is not reluctant to let Baozi be the official, but now the Qin State's Da Sima is still in front of Wang Jian. This involves dismissing Lao Wang from his post for no reason, plus letting a woman be a big Sima, and there is still some trouble. The people in the Warring States period are very small, and they often die for a word, Wang Jian wants After a rebellion, didn't the buns become red (?). People praised that it was a misfortune back then, but they didn't think about what to do with the burden.

Qin Shihuang said: "Is it necessary to say what the society (speaking) is? Wang Jian will be hungry when he comes back and let him pay the tiger charm."

I know this is finally over. The steamed bun fries the dishes quickly and cooks the noodles quickly, mixes a small bowl (previously in Qin Shi), and gives it to the cook: "You taste it first. You will cook it with this taste in the future."

The cook was holding the bowl of noodles that King Zheng added Sima gave him, and he saw the emperor keep his eyes on him. Fortunately, this kid was clever, holding his hands over his head and offering it to the gloomy Qin Shihuang, the fat man turned his anger. He was happy, but instead of eating directly, he gave it to Jing Ke. Jing Ke moved it to Li Si. When Li Si saw that there were outsiders, the two of them were still so polite and moved: "How can this be done? Let the emperor. First with."

The fat man pulled out a tripod on one side: "Hungry to use this..."

In the end, Fatty Ying showed his gastrointestinal stomach again and ate a pot of noodles...

For the sake of sustainable development, the cook was rewarded with a little soup, which meant that he would cook this flavor in the future. The cook would make tomato and egg noodles in the future. Especially appreciated by the emperor.

After the fat man sucked his face, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and said to me and the buns, "Do you guys eat too?"

Baozi and I: "...no, we just finished roasting whole lamb."

After eating, Qin Shihuang connected the game console with ease, and the TV screen lit up. Thirty people were recruited extremely skillfully to play.

I'm speechless. The standard stunner, besides eating, is to play. Ignoring the political affairs, the law goes out of nowhere, I said carefully: "Brother Ying, let's talk about business first."

The fat man manipulated the soldiers on the screen several S jumps to dodge the sloppy bullets, hit a flame and ate them, and said attentively: "Say four (what's the matter)?"

Me: "...Tell me about repairing the Great Wall and the underground palace~www.wuxiaspot.com~you don't have to do it."

Qin Shihuang put down the game console and turned around: "Say what?"

The fat man's second boy, Hu Hai, saw the game console at a glance, and sat down with a cheer and started playing.

I talked to Fatty Ying about the idea, and the fatty touched his chin and said, "Wai (that) hungry, you know, the Great Wall and the imperial tombs are already being repaired, and the Six Kingdoms are gone. ) What four (things) do."

I wondered: "Why are they all repaired?"

The fat man waved his hand: "Will you finish early? I'm still rich in silk trimming (time). Anyway, I can fix it on the day of starvation. It doesn't need to be so laborious and the manpower is a bit tight-but they are paid when they are hungry. pinch."

My eyes wet, who said Qin Shihuang was cruel, how kind is this fat man in front of me?

But in the next second, I watched the fat man slap Xiao Hu Hai away, grabbed the game console and started playing by myself, still saying something in my mouth: "Sai baby (child) bag (don’t) send (play) indiscriminately? Your immediate task now is to Xiao (learn) to learn!"