The First Chaos In History

　　 Xiang Yu waved his big hand: "Let him in." Then he ordered his men, "Let's hold a banquet."

　　 I stuffed Ersha with the sword and pushed him outside and said, "After a while, the old man told you to go in and you go in again. Then I took this to scare Bangzi, okay?"

　　 Er mumbled dissatisfiedly: "I'm standing while you are eating again, so next time you look for someone else..."

Xiang Yu and I came to the yard. At this time, Liu Bang had already walked in. The man next to him was thirty years old, with a Chinese character face, and without squinting. He should be Zhang Liang. This kid looks quite unexpected. , I thought he was the kind of Liu Laoliu who was twenty years younger-in other words, was the old man Liu Laoliu picking up shoes for people?

　　 Liu Bang came to Xiang Yu and respectfully saluted: "General."

　　 His name is to follow the original name when the two and the princes fought against Qin. This is more close, and it also means to show the old friendship.

　　 Xiang Yu smiled and said: "Pei Gong has worked hard, you are welcome."

　　 Actually, the identities of the two of them are the same. Xiang Yu is the overlord, and Liu Bang is now the King of Han, but this line of courtesy is still separated. Xiang Yu said that he did not move at all, showing his contempt.

This is the first time I have seen Liu Bang since parting. This kid has become that slanderous pretender again. Not only is he unsmiling, but his clothes are arranged with edges and corners, and his manners are tightly integrated, just like a well-developed peasant enterprise. Family. Let’s look at Xiang Yu again. The ordinary cloth clothes have the taste of Versace. Wearing this suit to the Paris fashion show will not attract the attention of the police.

　　 Xiang Yu pretending to be affectionate, took Liu Bang's hand and walked into the hall and said, "Pei Gong, let's take a seat." This is a nobleman. People all over the world know that he despises you, but he can't make mistakes.

Liu Bang also smiled very cooperatively and said: "The general is as prestigious as before, where Shi Caiji (Liu Bang's word) has passed. Seeing the general under the rule of the army, the violent Qin is innocent, and there are people like the general who preside over the overall situation. It is the blessing of all people."

　　 Xiang Yu chuckled and said: "With each other. Pei Gong does not have to be modest."

　　 I followed behind with my hands on my back, and muttered, "Fucking nonsense."

　　 I don’t know if Zhang Liang heard what I said, but the bosses greeted me in front of us. We couldn’t be cold when we were small, so they approached me and said, "This general is very face-to-face."

　　I casually said: "My name is Xiao."

　　 Zhang Liang arched his hands and said: "I don't know what the general name is called?"

　　 is really a master who knows how to deal with people. In ancient times, people generally called each other a cousin (not a bitch). Just like calling a certain brother now, even if the relationship is not very good, such a call will at least have a sense of closeness psychologically.

　　 But... I don’t seem to have a word, I don’t plan to use the word Xiao very strong, it’s too white! Of course, Li Bai's character is too white. It's another matter. I can't kill him. It doesn't seem to be very elegant. I can only say in a low voice, "You just call me Xiaoqiang."

　　 Zhang Liang, this kid found my close spot in no time. Hehe smiled and said, "It turned out to be Xiaoqiang brother."

　　 I saw Liu Bang shrugged his shoulders, as if I wanted to turn my head to look at it, but I resisted it.

　　 I fisted Zhang Liang weakly: "Say, brother Ovary."

　　 Zhang Liang grabbed my hand and asked, "Brother Xiaoqiang has heirs?"

　　 "Yes... Almost there, due date 1

　　 Zhang Liang was taken aback, and then smiled: "There is a daughter in the ovary, who is two years old. If the wife of my sister-in-law can have a happy birthday, how about you and I have a son and daughter in-law?"

　　 I do the math, his daughter is two years old this year. When my son is born, he will be three years older than our family. He still can’t ask the old cow to eat tender grass, and Zhang Liang seems to be pretty good. Just as Wei Xiaobao said, what can be what Besides, Bangzi didn't kill him in the end, but he got a good end. This business was done ----

　　 So I said, "That's good. Female junior, hold gold bricks."

　　 Zhang Liang was startled, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiaoqiang is really witty words."

　　 In the lobby, Fan Zeng and Xiang Bo were already waiting there. Xiang Bo was just an ordinary white-bearded old man. The face is kind. He has a gray beard, and at first glance he is the kind of soft-hearted older generation who has no standpoint. A model character who kindly does bad things.

After another hypocritical greeting, everyone took their seats. At that time, the seating of the host and the guest was very particular. Besides, Xiang Yu was also a person who had experienced a Hongmen feast, so the arrangement was still the same as before: he and Xiang Bo face east, opposite. It's Zhang Liang, Fan Zeng and Liu Bang also face south and north, but the question is, where should I sit?

　　 In history, the Hongmen banquet was eaten by five people, and the other two performances should be outside. Which one is Xiaoqiang?

It stands to reason that I should be sitting next to Xiang Yu at home, but there are two surnamed Xiangdi sitting there, which is equivalent to a protagonist seat. According to my status, I can barely calculate Xiang Yu’s counsellor should sit with Fan Zeng, but I think This old man was awkward. He didn't seem to want to be with me, so I simply sat side by side with Zhang Liang across from Xiang Yu. This is also in line with our modern habit of accompanying guests. We should mingle with the guests.

　　 The seat has been decided, and some people started to serve cups and plates of wine. In ancient times, there was no SARS, and the meal system was fashionable. Each person had a small table and ate his own. I took the wine glass in front of me and waited for them to say the opening remarks.

Liu Bang saw that it was almost time, and took his wine glass and said to Xiang Yu: "General, since the great victory of Julu, the time has not been short. After that, you and I will go to the north and south to fight against the violent Qin and divide the princes. All rely on the general's power. Ji always misses the general in his heart. With this glass of wine, Ji will respect the general on behalf of the world!"

　　 Xiang Yu smiled faintly, picked up the wine glass and touched his lips. Liu Bang drank it in a hurry. When Zhang Liang filled him with wine, he scratched his head and said: "There is a strange thing, I don't know if I should say..."

　　 Xiang Yu is a bit inexplicable, it seems that there was no such sentence at the beginning.

　　 "Let's talk about it."

Liu Bang murmured: "It's not a big deal in fact, I heard that when I was in Julu, many people had seen me go to see me naked under the general's tent, but Ji was dun. I can't remember anything like this..."

Xiang Yu and I looked at each other and smiled: "If there is nothing, people must be boring to talk nonsense." I blushed so hard that this black pot really fell on Liu Bang. There is no blanket on it. Let him throw people away completely.

　　 Liu Bang heard Xiang Yu say this, and said with relief: "That's good, it would be too offensive if it were that way."

　　 Xiang Yu couldn't help but finally brought out a smile. Liu Bangcha was in a good mood when he saw Xiang Yu's words and expressions. Suddenly he straightened up from a half-kneeling position, and said in a trembled voice: "The general is spared."

　　 Xiang Yu said: "What are you doing?"

　　 Liu Bang said with a sad face: "I heard that the general was furious when I first entered Xianyang and wanted to reward the three armies for the crusade against Liu Ji. Since the early years, the general and I have attacked Qin together. We were fortunate to have a relationship with our brothers. Why is the matter today?"

　　 Xiang Yu said: "Some people say you want to occupy Guanzhong and become the king. Is there such a thing?"

Liu Bang slammed his hand vigorously, "Which little man-made rumor is this? We started together back then, and now I'm lucky enough to enter the customs first. How could I not be able to reach this point, and how dare I forget the general? Support?"

　　 Xiang Yu said: "Then why did you send someone to guard the gate?"

Liu Bang aggrieved: "This is how the general wronged me. Today, tigers, leopards and wolves are rampant. If they don't take control, how can they ensure that they can't be distracted, and they will embrace it. It is not a pity for the general to die. The gift of fist and fist is all in vain----General, Xianyang, I am waiting for you to collect it specially for you."

　　 Xiang Yu laughed, his few words were nothing more than lines, so I couldn’t believe it or not, so he raised his cup and flashed to Liu Bang: "Drink."

Liu Bang let out a sigh of relief, and carefully accompany a cup while wiping the sweat from his forehead. This spoiled Fan Zeng on the side. He knew Xiang Yu’s temperament, and the conspiracy and tricks on the battlefield might not have deceived the seemingly rude overlord. But he is undoubtedly an idiot when it comes to political mediation. Liu Bang said a few soft words, Fan Zengsheng was afraid that Xiang Yu would be shaken, and hurriedly interrupted: "My lord, the distinguished guests are here, why not make people dance and cheer?"

　　 Xiang Yu remained silent, which meant he had agreed. Fan Zeng was pleased, and he clapped his hands and said loudly: "Come here. I will help Pei Gong and Dawang Wujian."

　　 Before he finished his words, he jumped in from outside. He seemed to be impatient for waiting a long time ago. His two eyeballs popped in his eye sockets, his tongue licked his lips excitedly, and he walked around the room. I saw Liu Bang immediately. Then Ersha squeezed his eyes at Liu Bang, who was inexplicable. I had to grin at him reluctantly.

　　 But the next moment, Ersha Diaojian pierced Liu Bang's cheek with a hand brush. The cold wind blew the hairs on Bangzi's face. Bangzi was so scared that he could not help but sit on the ground.

　　 It's not just him, even Xiang Yu and I were a little surprised in the venue. Originally dancing swords, at least you have to approach slowly from far to near. How can you smash the ground when you come up?

　　 But I don’t care about the two stupid. Anyway, he frightened Liu Bang. He just left and the right sword did not leave Liu Bang’s head and chest three-pointers, let alone Liu Bang, Xiang Yu and I were hairy.

Of course Zhang Liang was the most anxious at this time. After taking a one-sided air-conditioning, my old relatives immediately turned their eyes to the opposite uncle Xiang. From the look in Zhang Liang's hooking eyes, it can be seen that this old guy must have colluded with Liu Bang yesterday. All right.

At this juncture, I also hope that the old guy can come out and resist for a while. Er Shao made gestures on Bangzi’s head like repairing the bushes. It’s not a problem for a long time, but when I look at Bo Xiang, he deliberately avoided Zhang Liang’s gaze at first. , And finally simply shrugged his shoulders at Zhang Liang, indicating that he was powerless. I can also quickly see that the doorway is coming: the old man is not stupid, he is afraid of becoming a dead ghost!

Because in the original version, the sword dancer is Xiang Zhuang, you see, Xiang Yu, Xiang Zhuang Bo Xiang, both have the surname Xiang. From a biological point of view, Xiang Bo is Xiang Yu’s uncle, that is, Xiang Zhuang uncle. I didn't dare to really attack myself, but this time I changed the second fool who didn't know the roots. Who knows if his hands will be damp, and even if not, he may not be in his eyes. This sword goes down to Xiang Bo. It didn't make sense to poke the old nose and eyes, so the old man didn't move. Finally, he glanced at the northwest corner and blew a whistle for self-entertainment. He definitely didn't intend to help.

　　 Liu Bang hid like a tumbler for a while, and finally couldn't support it. He trembled and said to Ersha: "The strong man is good at swordsmanship, Ji... Ji...is it fortunate to have the strong man have a drink?"

　　 Er's silly expression was cold, and he didn't mean to stop at all. Both acting and swordsmanship are well-deserved talents-if I were him, I would have poked Liu Bang several holes even if I kept my mind.

Zhang Liang was so anxious that his veins were violent, and he seemed to want to go up and desperately. He didn't have the calm wit of the last time. This can't be blamed on him. It happened suddenly, and everyone had to go crazy. Besides, there were old heads and mud last time. Well, seeing in-laws is about to be the second silly ghost under the sword, I stretched out my hand and tugged on his clothes, and whispered: "Don't you have a fan?"

　　 Zhang Liang was the one who rolled over in the big wind and waves after all. After hearing that I could not go to another place, Motou ran out.

Two silly swords drew the horoscope~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Looking back at me, meaning to ask me what to do next, I hurriedly winked to make him be careful, and then there was confusion outside the room, and all of his arms and faces were hairy. The man with a long sword and a shield on his shoulders knocked down the guards and broke in. Seeing the situation on the court, he was shocked and stunned. Xiang Yu was angry.

　　 Xiang Yu said lightly: "Who is here?"

　　 Zhang Liang then came in and said, "This is Pei Gong’s guard, Fan Kui. I saw that this strong man would be boring to dance the sword alone, so I asked Fan Kui to cooperate with him."

　　 Xiang Yu glanced at Fan Kui and said, "Well, I'm a loyal servant, reward him with a glass of wine."

　　 Someone from left and right brought a glass of wine, Fan Kui raised his head and drank it dry, brewing a bit of excitement, and talked freely: "I..."

　　 Xiang Yu interrupted and said: "Okay, I've seen enough swords, so let's step back."

　　 Fan Kui was shocked: "This..."

　　 Xiang Yu waved his hand, and someone immediately led the way to lead Jing Ke and Fan Kuo out. Fan Kuo walked out and looked back, as if he still had a stomach full of words...

Not only didn’t let him say anything, I remembered that I also rewarded Fan Kui’s raw meat but Xiang Yu saved it. To say that Fan Kui is naturally not as rough as his appearance, he said in the original version with a loud voice. It can be said to have gained the limelight. It should have been written as soon as Zhang Liang found him. Feelings have been brewed along the way, and he is ready to give a speech. It is a pity that the most outstanding soldier in this meal was just a few words from Xiang Yu this time. After sending it out, not only did he lose a piece of meat, but he also reluctantly left this famous meal he had once become famous with full of melancholy and unwillingness...