The First Chaos In History

After eating the most famous meal in history, I finally breathed a sigh of relief. At least Xiang Yu was fine for the time being. I was waiting for his final battle with Bangzi. He said he would fight Liu Bang and sell it. He is only a favor, and no one can predict what kind of process he will go through. It is strange and worrying, but Xiang Yu is a person I understand. You don’t let him do everything he wants after he finishes his wish, so I gave up and continued to persuade him. His thoughts.

After dealing with the matter here, I asked the second fool: "What are you going to do, do you go back?"

Ersha moved back nervously and said, "I'm not going!"

Xiang Yu said, "Just let him stay with me."

I knew that Er Sha was afraid of going back to live the boring and shameful life, so I nodded and said: "Then I have to go back quickly. I don't care about the seven sages of the bamboo forest, the 18 masters of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. I really can't wait-I don't know who is in these positions?"

Ersha suddenly learned the accent of a certain storytelling master and said: "There are 18 heroes in the heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. The first is Li Yuanba, the overlord of the Western House, who made a pair of 800-jin drum and golden hammers, the number one in this book. The fierce general, then no one is his, the second hero, Tianbao General Yuwen Chengdu, made a pair of phoenix wings gilded..."

I hurriedly said, "Wait! Ke Zi, do you know who these eighteen people are?"

Er Shao dissatisfied: "Don't interrupt me."

I hurriedly said to please: "Good, good, you continue to say."

Er Sha: "Make a pair of phoenix wings...make a pair of phoenix wings..."

I anxiously said: "What about the back?"

The second foolish smile said: "I can't remember..."

I:"…"

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "I remember a few of them. It seems that there was a patron King Yang Lin, who was the uncle of Sui Yang Emperor Yang Guang. He died by Luo Chenghui's carbine, and another Ding Yanping was also Luo Chengyin. . And that Li Yuanba killed both Yuwen Chengdu and Wu Tianxi in the eighteen heroes. In short, not many survived in the end, and they were all killed by each other. If you have nothing to do, you can make a network of relationships. Anyway, it is messy enough. of."

What is this called? People from the end of the Qin Dynasty in the Sui and Tang Dynasties told me that I had a headache and said, "It's OK, then I'm going, Brother Yu, I will bring you Li Yuanba if it's convenient next time. . You two broke your wrists."

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Forget it, I will give up if I am just stronger." The implication is still very conceited about other aspects of himself.

I looked at Fan Zeng, who was struggling and depressed, and said to Xiang Yu: "Brother Yu, remind you that if you want to win against this old man, you should listen to it."

Xiang Yu said impatiently: "I see, you go."

I got in the car and thought for a while, whether I would go and explain a few words to Bao Zidao, but when I recalled her horrible chimes, I resolutely went straight to the training. Lei

On the way back, I looked at the empty seats beside me. Suddenly, I gave a wry smile. This time, I made two more lonely people who couldn't bear it, and I became a lonely person myself-oh no, there are still eighteen heroes waiting for me to mediate.

I am not very strange to the heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. The names Qin Qiong, Cheng Yaojin, Luo Cheng and Li Yuanba are also familiar, but I lack a systematic understanding of the 18 heroes. Xiang Yu said Yang Lin and Yuwen Chengdu have also heard of them. It seems to be the royal party and general of the Sui Dynasty. It belonged to the Loyalist faction, while the Wagang Army represented by Qin Qiong was an uprising army. Later, it protected Li Shimin. It is a bit like the King Wu and Jiang Ziya in the Fengshen List. The two factions are seriously hostile. If the Liangshan hero had a small bump because of the ingredients. It is a contradiction among the people, and Qin Qiong and Yang Lin are class enemies. It is not the same as the nature of the same class of the Eight Heavenly Kings and Liangshan heroes.

Putting aside these things, what should we do if we just say that these people are making trouble? As far as I know, these eighteen people are ranked according to strict military force values. So, in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, there were such eighteen top leaders. This fought is no less than missile bombing. It only depends on Fang Zhenjiang and Baojin. , And even with Cheng Fengshou, they may not be able to control the situation. I'm really afraid that I will see a wasteland after I have a childbirth, and the corpses will float all over the field. Yan Jingsheng and the others go to avenge...

When passing by the Three Kingdoms and the Northern Song Dynasty, I did not stop until I had control over it to back up Guan Erye and the bandits, because I suddenly thought: These people may not be Li Yuanba’s opponents...

I am anxious and hurry up. After a long journey, I have finally flashed 200 years. The location is a secluded path not far from Yucai. From a distance, the huge floating shadow of Yucai still stands in front. Downstairs, I watched the whole way cautiously, and it didn’t seem to be unusual. When I passed the big screen of a theme plaza, there were still advertisements on it—generally, any major news in the city would be reacted there.

When I parked the car in front of the school, it seemed that today was a bit quieter than before. I got out of the car and quietly walked along the walls of the old campus to the lecture hall where the clients held weekend meetings. As soon as I looked up, a child was looking up. Staring at me with big eyes, I looked at him steadily, he looked at me quietly, from his clear eyes, I saw panic, sadness, despair and helplessness...

My heart twitched. These beasts seem to have not let go of even the children. See how scared my students are? I really can’t think of a look like this. Apart from seeing that the child shouldn’t be looking at the blood flowing into a river, what more terrifying scene could scare him like this. I looked around, quietly, and it seemed pitiful. The child was the only survivor. I slowly compared an index finger to my mouth and made a silent gesture at him. The child nodded obediently. The child suddenly stood on the wall and shouted: "It's not good, the principal is here, run away-

After a sound of "crackling", I saw the small bushes that were still empty just now and there were fleas in the flower pond. There were countless children jumping on the wall, fleeting in a blink of an eye, and yelling: "Run, run. I was caught by the principal." Arrived at another station..."

I turned my head in amazement and saw the kid on the wall making a grimace at me. I also jumped over there-our education policy stipulates that students can go to the old campus. But I can only walk through the wall and cannot be caught by me. So... the kid looks like that because he saw me?

I breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the students were still safe, but soon my heart became suspended again: Why didn't even a teacher be seen in this huge old campus? Where are Fang Zhenjiang and Lao Wang? Didn’t escape the spread after all...

Now that I've been stunned, I straightened up and walked into the teaching building, it was still too quiet...

No, it's weird. Normally, there is absolutely no such depression here. Wang Yin and Baojin are all yelling two landlords. Normally, Tong Yuan and Xiuxiu's silver bell-like laughter can be heard here, suppressed. Curious...

I moved to the door of the lecture hall step by step and put my ear on the door and listened for a while. Someone inside seemed to be saying something calmly, and it seemed to be my hallucination. The whole corridor was shrouded in an unpredictable atmosphere. inside…

The thing is like this: those uninvited guests who traveled from Sui and Tang dynasties arrived at Yucai and were led to the lecture halls of the old campus. Then it immediately became the second battlefield of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. The dull overlord Li Yuanba first attacked and staged a bleeding episode. In the drama of smashing the living, Yang Lin Dingyan had grievances and revenge, and Luo Cheng shouted his cousin Qin Qiong when he was invincible. Qin Qiong and the others happened to be caught in Zhenjiang where they came to stop, so Luo Cheng died tragically, Qin Qiongcheng immediately regarded them as an ambush for the enemy in his furious bite, so the two sides fought, Hua Rong, Wang Yin and others could only I temporarily stood on the side of Emperor Sui Yang. Although they had taken the initiative, their duties did not allow them to turn their hands. As a result, the Yuwen Chengdu faction quickly turned against our teacher for cultivating talents. In the extreme chaos, everyone died, including the seven sages of the bamboo forest who were implicated. In the end, only Li Yuanba survived, and the old disease relapsed. Throw a blackboard eraser high on the roof. But as the saying goes, you can’t wear Lu Zhen at the end of the crossbow, and the poor Lei Gong cub fell in a pool of blood last...

It must be like this!

I can only sigh the newly married Fang Zhenjiang couple. The new house will be renovated immediately, and even the pitiful Xiuxiu, who has no power to bind the chicken, is still pulling Huarong's sleeves firmly...

Even more pathetic...and even more pathetic, it's me. Lao Tzu, who did you provoke?

Thinking of this, I burst into tears while crying. With complex emotions, holding back grief and fear, I slowly pushed open the door of the lecture hall.

The house full of people!

People who can breathe in the room!

Not only could he pant, Fang Zhenjiang, who was sitting in the last row, still had a cigarette in his hand. The ashes were scorched to his finger. He also bowed his head intently and wrote something on the notebook. In front of him, Lao Wang, Baojin He Hua Rong and others were all present here, and they all looked at the podium intently. Around them, there are many people I don’t know. If I’m not mistaken, the faintly yellow-faced man with big brother style is Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao. The handsome white-faced man with a sharp face sitting to his left is his cousin Luo Chengcheng—so, the anti-Sui front army won the final victory? But when I count, I haven't seen 26 more people. In other words, if you add Cheng Yaojin, all the eighteen heroes and the seven sages of the bamboo forest are alive—

What makes me most incomprehensible is that these people not only stayed peacefully together without causing trouble, but also looked at the podium quietly. On top of that, a man in his fifties with a stubble hairstyle stood there, listening to him. The speech was exactly the voice I heard in the corridor.

I stabbed Fang Zhenjiang: "What are you doing?"

Fang Zhenjiang dropped his cigarette **** on the ground and said indifferently, "Don't make trouble, listen to Teacher Chen in class."

I found that since I came in, basically no one was interested in me. Some eyes didn't look up, and some looked back at me and continued to listen to the old man on the podium.

…While the weirdness continues, what are these people doing? Not to mention why people like Fang Zhenjiang who don't read a page in their books usually took notes, Qin Qiong and Yang Lin are dead enemies!

I took a look on the blackboard, UU reading www.uukānshu.com, I saw a curve drawn crookedly and stretched upward, and the horizontal axis and vertical axis were vaguely on both sides of the line—K-line graph!

I was also very interested at once, sitting next to Fang Zhenjiang and said: "The stock market is finally going to rise, how can this awesome guy please? Fang Zhenjiang said: "Don't talk nonsense, that's a road map for learning. "

"What...what?" I wondered, isn't it the stock market that attracts so many people's attention?

At this time, the "Stock Market" man on the podium smiled and said, "Amitabha, the new donor, are you Xiaoqiang?"

I was surprised: "You know me, who are you?"

Niu Ren smiled and said: "Poor monk Xuanzang!" —

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The 18 heroes in the Sui and Tang Dynasties have different opinions. Xiaohua chose the most confusing one, but these people will not describe it in too detailed pen and ink.

Although this book is a spoof, it will not go too far.For religion, this is how I will create a brand new image of the eminent monk Xuanzang, but it will never be subversive.