The First Chaos In History

Before I met Xuanzang, I always thought that even if this great Tang monk was not a Rolippa whispering and crooked like Zhou Xingxing spoofed (see "Journey to the West"), at least he was a master-type with a tasteless and abominable face. Characters, people with unique knowledge are prone to such problems, coupled with pious beliefs, they will not take into account whether others can accept this.

But when I saw it today, I found that Xuanzang was very temperamental to me. The old man has not said a great truth since he met me, especially his interpretation of "emptiness", which is very amazing. It seems that the master is a master. , Knowing that you can’t just talk to someone like me, you have to have dry goods...

At this time, a group of seven people came to me and said one after another, "Brother Xiaoqiang, I will take more care from now on."

I saw that these seven people were all dressed loosely and elegantly. They were completely different from Qin Qiong and the others, who had a killing style. I hurriedly said, "How many brothers are the seven sages, right?"

The head of the man smiled elegantly: "Sages are not afraid to be, but they are seven useless people who are born in troubled times and have sentiments to the bamboo forest."

I waved my hand again and again: "Except for Afghanistan and Iraq, the world is still peaceful."

The man said again: "Anyway, I am waiting for unintentional politics, and I only hope that the place where the fighting side can send rumors and fuqin."

A Confucian student behind this person glared at the person beside him, sneered and said: "Brother Ji Kang's words are so bad. Not all of us are people who have no intention of politics."

The face of the ridiculed man blushed, and he could not speak.

Ji Kang turned his head and smiled and said, "Brother Buren, why bother about it? You and I can be reunited here. It's a good match, let it pass."

Xuanzang laughed and said, "That's a good point, Shu Ye really has the roots of wisdom."

Ji Kang respectfully said: "The teacher is absurdly praised. When the teacher has free time, Shuye will have to ask the teacher to explain the blockage in the Dharma."

Xuanzang said: "If you ask me the source of the allusion, I can answer you, but the so-called stagnation, you can only ask your own heart. Explain your doubts with your own heart, and there will be no doubt in the world."

Ji Kang Yilin. Suddenly smiled cheerfully: "I see."

Xuanzang raised his hand: "Go."

Ji Kang promised: "Okay!" He said nothing and left.

I saw that the two people were talking a little fuzzy, and hurriedly asked: "Where are you going?"

Ji Kang laughed as he walked: "Shu Ye has broken free from the sea of ​​suffering. The so-called going is to go away from all the sufferings of the world."

I cried, "You don't want to find a place to commit suicide, do you?"

Ji Kang said displeased: "Of course not. How can you layman understand?"

I scratched my head and said, "No... I mean exactly where you plan to go. There must be a place, right?"

Classmate Ji Kang, who is immersed in the joy of breaking free from the sea of ​​suffering, was stunned by this extremely realistic question of mine, and muttered: "Yes, where am I going?"

I pointed to the door and said: "We have no bamboo forest for Yucai for the time being, but after you go out, go east, and you will see a small forest after you pass the small gate. It's quiet, and it's cheaper to play the piano or drink..." I remember it was still in the warehouse. There is a piano that Yu Boya has played before, and I was not willing to throw it when I left. Lei

Just as Ji Kang was about to leave, I said again, "Get six of these brothers up, and help them through the sea of ​​suffering."

I can see that these seven are not very friendly to each other. However, because they are all literati, they just talk about it. As for why it is not clear, it seems that they have different political views.

After Qixian left, I said to Xuanzang, "Teacher Chen, congratulations on your trip for more than a dozen people."

Xuanzang smiled and said, "I see someone who says something. It's natural for a smart person to say something in front of him."

I said, "Yes. I use a stick to chisel it like me."

Most of the people in this meeting were led by Xiuxiu to continue to visit the school and learn about life knowledge, and I just chatted with Xuanzang casually. Bao Jin came up and said, "Xiaoqiang, Qin Chao, brother Yu, are they all okay?"

I quickly grabbed him and introduced Xuanzang to Xuanzang, "Teacher Chen is with you."

Bao Jin said with shame, "I haven't done it for many years. Besides, I'm a monk who eats a lot of food. It's far behind Teacher Chen."

Xuanzang poured himself a glass of water politely, then took out a dry bun from his pocket, smashed it on the table, and ate it with boiled water.

I turned pale and said: "You just eat this?"

Baojin said, "Hey, I've been awkward for a long time. Firstly, Xiaoliuzi can't cook vegetarian food. Secondly, the pot they used is not clean. Teacher Chen is not used to it." I believe that we are cultivating talents. Good food is well-known. Xiaoliuzi and the others don't say whether they are good at craftsmanship, but they are absolutely willing to use the ingredients. The children eat large pieces of meat and soup every day-this is also a sequelae of Liangshan.

So this brings difficulties to Xuanzang's food problem. We know that a person who is accustomed to being a vegetarian for a long time is not in the slightest.

I took Xuanzang's hand and said, "Go, I invite you to Baisu Garden."

Xuanzang dodged and said, "This is good. I have also eaten a lot of leaves in the past few years."

I forced him to go outside: "You are scolding me."

Baojin also persuaded: "You go with Xiaoqiang, the Su Zhai in Bai Su Yuan is very famous-I will have classes for a while, so I won't accompany you this time."

Xuanzang was helpless, so he could only follow me into the car. Xuanzang looked at this thing and asked, "Is this thing also called a car?" I lit a fire and said, "Yes, you must have such a Things go back and forth for up to a month-but what you want is a process. If you really have this stuff, don't you bother to disdain it?" Xuanzang said happily, "Who told you that I really want to have this thing, I'm so happy."

I'm speechless again, you have to be careful wherever you talk to this monk, what you learned before is useless.

Bai Su Yuan is our most famous place for Su Zhai restaurant. It has been maintained half-dead in the past few years. With people advocating this doctrine in the past few years, it has somehow become a high-end place, and the decoration is better than that of restaurants of the same specifications. It's gorgeous, but the price on the recipe has also risen several times. It has basically become a place where wealthy people occasionally eat fresh food, and it has also become a designated restaurant for us religious people to entertain foreign guests and travel with us.

I took Xuanzang into the first floor of Baisu Garden. A waiter dressed in white cloth and new clothes greeted us with a smile. The waiters here are also local laymen. Sometimes they can follow when they come in wearing robes. You briefly discuss a few sentences of Buddhism, which is very unique. But when he saw that we were not being a monk, he didn't care about it. As soon as I asked that the private rooms on the second floor were all packed out, we had to sit in the lobby.

On the walls on all sides of the restaurant, there is a Diamond Sutra handout, and there is a Sixth Ancestor Altar Sutra. There are many sayings that persuade people to be kind and concealed between the rockery and plastic flowers. The faint sandalwood curls around without affecting one's appetite. I asked Xuanzang, "Teacher Chen, isn't it a good place?"

Xuanzang nodded and said, "It's not bad, it's a waste of eating."

When the recipe came up, I turned over to the waiter and said, "You fish is the best, right? Come one." I looked at Xuanzang's surprised eyes and smiled: "Teacher, rest assured, this is definitely the most authentic vegetarian food. Don't put the onion, garlic and MSG." The waiter also helped: "Yes, our fish is made with tofu skin and gluten."

I ordered a Sixi meatball, a grilled pork strip and a Kung Pao chicken-there is no problem with meat and vegetables. Anyway, except for tofu, which is dried fruits and fungi, I returned the recipe to the waiter. Seeing Xuanzang's strange expression on his face, he comforted him and said, "Just eat with confidence, you can tell you that, unless the chef cuts your hands while cooking, or you can't eat meat here while crying and crying."

Xuanzang said, "What you said... why is it more disgusting than eating meat?"

Wait for the dishes to come and take a look. I cried out secretly. The fish is made... really like a fish, you can also see the hand-made fake thorns by picking a chopstick. The grilled meat strips are...like grilled meat strips, and the skin is fat and thin. The meatballs are made...well, they are really like meatballs.

I broke Xuanzang a pair of chopsticks and handed them to him, "How about Teacher Chen, is it okay for vegetarian dishes to do this?"

Xuanzang smiled slightly and said, "It's a portrait, it's a portrait."

I wondered: "What's the matter?"

Xuanzang said, "Since I know they are vegetarian, I have to make them look like flying birds, don't they look alike?"

I nodded: "It makes sense." I took the unused chopsticks and crushed all the vegetables on the plate so that they could not be seen as they were, and said, "Is it all right this time?"

Xuanzang smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang, you look alike again."

"……what happened again?"

"Since they have been made into the form of flying birds, you crushed them to pieces, didn't they look alike again?"

Why do I look so old? I was depressed and said: "That's already the case, you can make do with it, or you should change your image."

Xuanzang chuckled and ate his chopsticks. The old man seemed to be really hungry. He tore away half of the fish and caught it in his mouth. I hurriedly introduced: "This fish has one thing besides its appearance, and that is its taste. It's the same as carp, have you eaten it?" I immediately enlightened, "Oh, by the way, you have never eaten real fish."

Xuanzang wiped his mouth and said, "I have eaten it."

"what?"

"I have not only eaten fish, but also meat and blood. Anyway, I can't think of anything that I haven't eaten."

Wine and meat monk? I smiled and said: "It's okay. I've gotten through the intestines. Buddha sits in his heart."

Xuanzang shook his head and said, "No, I passed a lot of deserts and barren people on the road to learn from. I actually ate a lot of reptiles and snakes when there was no grass. Of course, I still guarded strictly when possible. Discipline, if there is no condition, there is no way. Anyway, I have to live."

"Yes, ants are still surviving-eh, which Buddhist scripture does this come from?"

Xuanzang touched his chin and said, "The ants are still alive~www.wuxiaspot.com~Well, this is very pitiful, but I don't know where it came from (Note: This phrase is from "Journey to the West"), I want to say I was trying to steal my life, not at all. At the beginning, I wanted to take the Buddhist scriptures back to the Tang Dynasty. Didn’t Confucius say that he would die at night after hearing the Dao, which means that since the scriptures have not yet arrived in the Tang Dynasty I can't die yet in the land of the country." Xuanzang laughed mockingly while talking. I said in awe: "Some people live to eat, and some eat to live."

Xuanzang stopped his chopsticks and said, "Oh, Xiaoqiang is very wise."

I laughed and said: "Hey, this is not what I said, it seems to be a famous saying by Socrates."

Xuanzang said: "Well, this Socrates is very wise."

I joked: "How about I get him to be your apprentice?"

Xuanzang said: "I can't talk about being an apprentice, but it's really a wonderful thing to have such a wise man accompany you on the way to learn the scriptures."

At that time, they will be fully equipped with the ancient Greek team: Socrates is carrying a golden cudgel to slay demons and demons. Plato is delicious and lazy. Aristotle is carrying a burden. Master Xuanzang is riding a sphinx. It is a big deal to retrieve the scripture. They are divided into two piles, anyway, a large part of Buddhism is a philosophical element...