The First Chaos In History

Because I didn’t know what to do, I drove the car back to Yucai with a straight face, and the way back to the dormitory was blocked by a group of children. I was in a bad mood and was too lazy to play cat-and-mouse games with them, so I slammed the horn twice. , A group of children looked back at me, as if I was just a passerby (that was my previous life), and soon all turned their heads back.

I got out of the car and slammed the door, and asked in a vicious voice, "What are you doing?"

The children said without looking back: "Don't make a noise, come and see."

I looked into the crowd and saw that several fourteenth-five-year-old children formed a small circle again, under their feet were a few weightlifting barbells and a dozen barbell plates, surrounded by them, right It was the clown boy Li Yuanba. The boy had not grown up yet, facing a few teenagers who were not a few years younger than him, his brows were frowned, obviously still childish.

From the atmosphere of the scene, it was obvious that the two sides were confronting each other. I recognize the older children. They all practiced weightlifting with Li Kui, and they were very effective. The champions and runners-ups of all the city, district, and national youth weightlifting competitions are all in our place. But I don’t know why they had a dispute with Li Yuanba. I grabbed an older child and asked, "What's the matter?"

The kid turned around and saw that it was me. He pointed at Li Yuanba angrily and complained to me: "He said that all we practiced are rubbish."

I laughed for a while and asked Li Yuanba: "Did you say that?"

Li Yuanba's urn sounded in an aura: "Yes -"

The older children suddenly clamored. Pointing to Li Yuanba and questioning them one after another.

Li Yuanba kicked the barbell on the ground with his toes, and said innocently: "Oh, what can you do with this?"

Now the older children are even more excited. Originally, if adults like Li Kui Baojin said that, they would only listen to them, but when faced with a person who is a few years older than themselves, especially an ugly guy with a shameful appearance, Of course they were not convinced. A big student who was already close to 1.8 meters tall didn't say much. Kaka installed two barbell plates in two, and said to Li Yuan overbearing: "Ugly boy, you look good. This is 80 kilograms. "Speaking of standing in front of the barbell, a standard **** was held above the head for a few seconds, and then threw it on the ground with a bang. The face did not change, and the anger did not grow. Many people around cheered.

A fourteen-year-old child can lift 160 kilograms of iron bumps. And it's still a snatch...I can't do it anyway.

The big guy put down the barbell and protested to Li Yuanba: "You can do it and then talk about it."

Li Yuanba stretched out his hand with interest to hold the barbell, and said a little, he said with joy: "Hey, it's quite heavy."

Several children on the side sarcastically said: "Nonsense, do you think this is a plastic film?"

But they would all be wrong... Li Yuanba said it was heavy, which meant that this thing was heavier than it looked—the next second, he carefully looked at the iron rod with one hand on his chest, and smacked his mouth: "Well, it's about the same weight as the big knife I played when I was 5 years old. Lin Lei" This hand shocked everyone, among the people present. Including brothers such as Qin Qiong and Yuwen Chengdu, they naturally use no less than a hundred kilograms of land and weapons, but no one can do it if they have to lift a 160-jin big guy like this to pinch an embroidery needle.

Li Yuanba didn't wait for everyone to come back to his senses. He looked down at the pile of barbells under his feet. Thoughtfully, he still raised the barbell with one hand, and the other hand grabbed a few pieces and added them to the two ends of the iron. Some people were shocked. In return, he yelled: "Be careful, dangerous!" Li Yuanba's action was definitely a serious violation of the operation. In case one is not firmly grasped and falls on the feet, it will take root.

Li Yuanba added all the barbell plates, dressed the barbell as if it were a big gourd, then locked the lock, and swung it a few times over his head like a pewter bar, and I only felt the cold wind blowing on my face. Immediately spread his hands and exclaimed: "Everyone backs away!"

Everyone gave up a big circle. Li Yuanba danced with a big iron gourd weighing an unknown amount of kilograms--not much slower than a six-year-old boy playing with a stick, and the rust on the ground on the iron tuozi was blown out until it was pungent. He played for a while, as if suddenly lost his interest, he threw the iron gourd casually and said, "It's still too light to play."

The first to wake up from the shock, I patted the shoulders of the children who are still in Petrochemical, and comforted them: "In the future, you will learn from this brother, you will have such a day."

The group of children was stunned for a moment, and suddenly they surrounded Li Yuanba and asked this question and that, their admiration was beyond words, when asked why they could have such a strong force, Li Yuanba said in a naive way: "Nothing else, eat more meat, fight more! "I shouted at the children: "Don't listen to the last sentence!"

Xuanzang smiled and said to me: "You haven't thought of a way yet?"

Lu Bu who beats Ya! Compared with Li Yuanba, he is just root hair!

In fact, as soon as Li Yuanba lifted the iron gourd, I knew what to do. The reason why I was sitting on the first fierce general in history, who even Xiang Yu considered himself inferior to three points, also had trouble finding someone to clean up Lu Bu. One was because I didn’t have it in my mind. I have an impression of Li Yuanba. The second is that this kid's appearance has deceived me seriously. I really can't think that this ugly kid who is not as tall as me can really pervert to such a degree.

I glanced at Xuanzang, and said carefully: "You also agree with the use of force to solve it?"

Xuanzang smiled and said: "If you should fight, you have to fight. If you hit a person, you will be happy for thousands of families. This is merit."

...I seriously suspect that Monkey King was originally a kind and cute little monkey, but he was taught by Xuanzang to become a battle and defeat the Buddha.

Dismissing the students, I waved and said, "Yuanba, come here."

"What are you doing?"

"I'll fight with my brother!" I know that there is no need to cover up with this kind of person, and I just say how happy he will be after the fight.

Unexpectedly, Li Yuanba waved his hand as if he had no interest: "Don't go!"

"...Why?" After listening to Xuanzang's two days of class, this foolish overlord really became a Buddha?

Li Yuanba tugged at the corner of his clothes and said depressed: "Except Yuwen kid. No one can catch my three moves and two ways. Fighting is meaningless." Yuwen Chengdu laughed and scolded: "Crazy you!"

I pulled him. Like a strange uncle tempting a young man, he persevered and said: "This time this person is amazing, has Lu Bu heard of it?"

Li Yuanba said blankly: "Lu Bu, what is it?"

At this time, Qin Qiong and the others also surrounded him when they heard Lu Bu's name. Cheng Yaojin patted Li Yuanba's head and said, "Stupid boy, Lu Bu is the number one fierce man in the Three Kingdoms."

Hearing the words "the first fierce man", Li Yuanba's eyes brightened and said: "Really?"

Qin Qiong asked me in a low voice, "Why did you fight Lu Bu?"

I sighed: "It's hard to say a word, let Xiuxiu explain to you in detail in the future, and now I have to take Yuanba to the Three Kingdoms immediately."

Qin Qiong said: "Three Kingdoms? The second brother Guan Yuguan I admire most is not in the Three Kingdoms?"

I smiled and said, "Second Brother Guan really wants to see your Second Brother Qin before leaving."

Qin Qiong was flattered and said: "Then I will go with you."

I scratched my head and said, "It's not great, right?" Although Qin Qiong and the others should be fine if they don't return to the Tang Dynasty, at this juncture, it is better to do more than to do less.

Qin Qiong pointed out that Li Yuan was overbearing: "That kid has to be watched by someone. Otherwise, it's easy to get into trouble. Fortunately, he listens more to me."

I also heard Xuanzang say that because Qin Qiong was kind to the Li family, Li Yuan warned him not to hurt Qin Qiong when Li Yuanba went to Ping Shiba Road to fight against the king. What Li Yuanba was most afraid of was his father, so he said to Qin Qiong. It is dictated by words.

Listening to Qin Qiong's words, I am also afraid that this dull boy will not be able to deal with it. I had to say: "Then please trouble your second brother to run with me."

Suddenly, countless people appeared in front of me and behind me, shouting: "I will go, I will also..." I heard that they were going to the Three Kingdoms Gang to carry a stake, and these people moved forward like crazy, Fang Zhenjiang They also made noises with Wang Yin. Yang Lin and a few veterans stood on the periphery with their own identities, but they kept looking at me.

I jumped out of the crowd and shouted: "Don't be busy, there are only 7 people in the car."

At this time, Li Yuanba finally figured out who Lu Bu was, and grinned: "Hey. I have to fight this boy Lu Bu." The ugly kid suddenly looked around and frustrated, "But I don't have the weapon to take advantage of."

Everyone was stunned. If you use a sword or a spear, you can find it in any dynasty. Li Yuanba uses a hammer, so it’s not hard to find it, but if you use a hammer of four hundred jin, you don’t have land everywhere. What does Jin's sledgehammer do?

Li Yuanba pushed everyone away and looked around on the campus. Everyone had just had lunch at this meeting. After Xiao Liu was busy, he was squatting on a strange stone at the entrance of the cafeteria and smoking a cigarette. Li Yuanba swept over there at a glance. He walked quickly and lifted Xiao Liuzi and threw it aside. He squatted on the big rock that Xiao Liu had just squatted on—strictly. Said that this is not a stone, but an unconventional whole oval barrel. Probably as tall as a person. A pregnant woman in October is so thick, like a big water tank used in a home. It is just a solid core, with rough surface particles, similar to a huge pile of cow dung.

This thing has a history. It is indeed not an ordinary stone. It was digged out of the ground when the new campus was built. Old people said that this thing was a product of the big iron smelting society. Its predecessor should be the iron of countless people's homes. The pot and iron plate, because the temperature was not enough, so a monster was made. There are still a lot of this thing in many places. Apparently, the use of waste was placed there as a decoration~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Li Yuanba fell in love with it when he saw it, and walked over with his arms. He is less than one meter and seven meters tall. This thing almost reaches his chest, look. The weight is at least over four hundred catties.

I said, "You plan to use this?"

Li Yuanba was holding big cow **** like a girl's waist, and said happily: "That's it!"

Qin Qiong said, "You don't even have a handle, how do you use it?"

Li Yuanba put down the bull dung stone and scratched his head. He suddenly saw the barbell bar on the ground. He stretched out his hand and smashed the bull dung stone twice. The barbell bar plunged deeply into the stone. Li Yuanba grabbed the other end. Putting the **** on his shoulders, he waved at me: "Let's go, go to fight with boy Lu Bu!"

Everyone laughed when they saw that his little child carried a big guy, like Shit Kelang was carrying a big cow dung.

This also has a benefit. As far as I know, Li Yuanba was struck to death by thunder when he held a sledgehammer and scolded the sky during a thunderstorm. It is superstitious that Tiangong was furious. In fact, now that the ugly child was lifted on the lightning rod, he changed this one. After the new weapon, it's okay to confront Lei Gong and curse the street, this thing is too insulative!