The First Chaos In History

The conversation between Li Yuanba and I, Guan Zhang and others, heard clearly, but no one cared. They must have thought it was a joke made by my uncle with my nephew in desperation...

When Li Yuanba really flogged his horse, Guan Yu was anxious to me at once: "Did you make a mistake? Is this time for jokes?"

Zhang Fei simply grabbed his horse and went out: "I'll pick him up."

Shan Xiongxin stretched out his hand to hold him, and smiled: "Brother Yide stay here, once this kid is out, I'm afraid no one can call him back."

Zhang Fei immediately misunderstood what he meant, and said anxiously: "Then you can't be used to everything, that person is Lu Bu!"

Qin Qiong explained: "This kid is not an ordinary kid. He is the brother of our Datang Emperor Li Shimin, ranking No. 1..."

Zhang Fei said with cold eyes: "Even if he is a noble prince, you usually coax him to spoil him, but how can this really make him die-Emperor of Tang? Isn't the current emperor's surname Liu?"

Qin Qiong: "...I will be named Li from now on."

Zhang Fei said angrily: "Even if the current emperor avoids the throne, it should be my elder brother, and the surname must be Liu!"

Qin Qiong: "..."

They were confused over there. Li Yuanba had already met with Lu Bu. The kid was about to go up with the hammer. Lu Bu said in surprise, "Wait, wait, where's your sir?"

If you want to say that Lu Bu is such a fierce player, even if you send King Kong to him, he may not be afraid, but if the opponent is a child, it is completely different. Sometimes victory is not necessarily a glorious thing. He couldn't do things like eating cucumbers and chopping toads.

Although Li Yuanba's head was not bright, he could see that the other party didn't take him seriously. The silly boy solemnly said, "I am Li Yuanba, the first hero in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. You must fight me well, Lv Bu." Afterwards, I was afraid that Lu Bu would not use all his strength.

As soon as this sentence was finished, the tense atmosphere in front of the two armies was immediately resolved. The guards and the soldiers of the coalition could not help but laugh. Today, the names of the eighteen heroes are widely recognized by everyone. They saw a child. He came out and said seriously that he was the first hero, thinking that this child must have heard hearsay, and he ran out to make a fuss at this moment.

Zhang Fei said annoyed: "This time I'm so lost!"

Lu Bu smiled and said, "Li Yuanba? Why haven't I heard of it?" An adult teased the child.

But Li Yuanba is clearly a kid. The most taboo for children is that adults don’t take him seriously. If it is in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, everyone will have to weigh the name "Li Yuanba". Unfortunately, this is in the Three Kingdoms. Li Yuanba said that he had never heard of it. Own name, furiously said: "Look at the hammer!"

...Lü Bu was not to blame. Didn’t the US president in 2109 run into Iraq in 2008 still nobody knew him? But Li Yuanba didn't care about this--in Hou Baolin's words, his temper didn't care about any dynasty.

Li Yuanba rode his horse and ran wildly, and when he was approaching Lu Bu, he stood up on the horse and raised his sledgehammer high. Lu Bu initially thought that the thing he was carrying was a toy, but at this time, he looked closely and roughly judged that the thing was not light. For the same volume, you would definitely feel different when you lift a stone of more than 400 kilograms and a double-weight toilet paper, and you can see the clues from the difficulty of the horse's hoof. After all, Lu Bu is a veteran on the battlefield for a long time. He has a vicious look. When Li Yuanba's sledgehammer is approaching, he is very careful, gritted his teeth and stretched the frame: "Go!"

With a loud bang, the hammers and halberds intersected, and the two horses ran away. Although Lu Bu was still on the horse, his face changed abruptly, like a smashed nail leaning to one side, his hands shaking vigorously-he must be bald. .

Li Yuanba returned to the horse. He said with joy: "Good boy, this is the first hammer, don't let me down." As he said without stopping, he swung the sledge hammer and jumped up again, Lu Bu lost his color in amazement and barely adjusted his posture. I watched as the strange guy like a big water tank was covered again.

Lianjiazi knows that there is a saying called Yili Jiang Shihui. If you do it on the ground, it may not be the truth, but the generals are singled out. It’s really helpless if you’re all on the horse. Li Yuanba’s 400 kilograms of hammer plus gravitational potential energy, kinetic energy, inertia, and three or four kilograms of power will cover your head and cover your face. It doesn’t matter if you know Taijiquan, Mizongquan or Monkey. With a fist, Lv Bu held up Fang Tian's painted halberd to greet him with a weeping face. This time, there was a strange noise that pierced the eardrum of the person. Lü Bu cut on the stone hammer with a halberd ear.

... The result of this battle will start with the big steel smelting.

We know that the large-scale steelmaking is an extreme leftist error. The direct result is that the pots and pans in many people’s homes have turned into the stuff in Li Yuanba’s hands. This thing is harder than ordinary rocks and softer than iron. The surface looks rough and looks rough. Cow shit, it can't stand the fuck.

As a famous general of the Three Kingdoms, the Fangtian painted halberd in his hand is naturally a fine product. Throwing away the limitations of iron smelting in the Three Kingdoms era, his weapon hardness is at least about 56 Rockwell-close to domestic stainless steel...

Therefore, this time the collision between the bull dung hammer and Fang Tian’s painted halberd produced not only sparks—but also countless silt and soil surfaces. These impurities fell on Lu Bu’s head, face and... eyes. Lv Fengxian saw that he was the kind of person who couldn’t get along with his partner when he was a child. He didn’t know the key to keeping his eyes calm after being raised by the sand (when I was a child, I often raised my face and I was often raised a face by others), plus the pain in my hands. , Throwing Euphorbia aside and rubbing his eyes, Li Yuanbaxing head came and shouted again: "Eat me again!" The bull dung hammer was about to drop.

Qin Qiong hurriedly shouted: "Yuanba, take a living!"

Li Yuanba listened to Qin Qiong's words the most. When he heard the words, Lu Bu was frightened. He covered his eyes and took advantage of this time to dial the horse. Li Yuanba stabbed him in the waist with a hammer handle. Lu Bu gave a strange cry, but he didn't fall. Instead, it smacked on the saddle like a snot and ran towards Hulao Pass.

Li Yuanba chased the horse behind the whip, but at this time Lu Bu was riding a red rabbit. A few ups and downs have left Li Yuanba far behind, seeing the suspension bridge put down Lu Bu about to get out of trouble.

We know that saving Liu Bei is here. Everyone shouted in a hurry. At this time, Brother Guan suddenly put **** into his mouth and blew a whistle. I wondered: Is this second brother in a hurry or something? ?

The Chitu Makankan ran to the suspension bridge, heard the whistle, turned around suddenly, and saw the second brother Guan at a glance. The second brother stretched out his hands and beckoned to himself: "Hong'er, come back." Chitu Ma Xiaoming was originally called Hong

The Chituma heard Guan Yu's call, and happily turned around and ran towards us in small steps. Lü Bu's eyes were blurred, thinking that this meeting had already entered the barrier, he casually ordered: "Hurry up and get clean water to wash my eyes..."

Although it was an extremely urgent battle, many of the coalition soldiers laughed. Lu Bu was shocked when he heard what was going on and tried to open a gap. Desperately waving the rein: "Go back, you give me back!" Chitu ignored it, and in a blink of an eye, he ran to the place where he was fighting just now. Lu Bu danced and screamed and kicked. After a short delay, he was a lot closer to us. This kid leaped in desperation. After getting off his horse and running back, he ran into Li Yuanba who was still in the field. Two people, you look at me and I look at you. Li Yuanba clamped the stone hammer under his ribs. Reached out and drove Lu Bu in his hand back to the team, Lu Bu was lifted in the air by a child who was nearly two meters tall. He was only squeezed and looked weird. At the moment, the two men returned to the coalition position in two horses. Li Yuanba threw Lu Bu down the ground. He first looked at the wound on the stone hammer distressedly, and then sighed: "What about Lu Bu being ferocious, I can't even hold my two hammers. It's not as good as Pei Yuanqing's kid."

Zhang Fei Guan Yu Group Petrochemical. It took a long time for Zhang Fei to be speechless: "His grandma, what kind of child is this?"

Watching Guan Jun again, watching Li Yuanba's speechless three armies change their colors, I don't know who yelled, and they all ran into the pass. I handed the board to urge Ma Lai to run wildly after closing it down. Yaowu prospered and said: "I still have more courage!" After shouting for a long time, he was so happy and came back round and round. Originally, I wanted to say a few words, "I am invincible in the world."

At this time, Lu Bu was already tied up, blinking desperately, tears streaming down his face, I contemptuously said: "Where is your Yu Yong? Promising, then the grown-up will cry!"

Lü Bu argued: "I didn't cry, I was lost--" he was disapproved, "If it weren't for this, how could you wait to catch me?"

Li Yuanba pulled off his rope and said, "Come on, you get on the horse and then pick up my three hammers." He also helped Lu Bu pick up Fang Tian's painted halberd and put it in his hand. Lu Bu looked speechless, and took it for a long time. The halberd threw the halberd on the ground and said: "No matter, I can't beat you. The eighteen heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties really have some ways."

In this battle, the Eighteen Heroes in the Sui and Tang Dynasties not only made the enemy fearful, but also made a big name among the coalition forces. The princes from all walks of life looked at us, especially when Li Yuanba’s eyes were all different. They ignored others and turned them off. Brother Riding on the horse said to Lu Bu: "Lv Fengxian, I want to exchange you for my eldest brother Liu Bei, who can call the shots at Hulaoguan now?" Because he is very affectionate with Erpang, he is also three-point courteous to Lu Bu.

Lu Bu said in surprise: "Is this true?"

The second brother said, "Why did I, Guan Yunchang, break my promise?"

It's a pity that Guan Yunchang is still not a well-known person. Lu Bu hesitated and said again and again: "Apart from me, it is Hua Xiong who is the master."

"According to his words, would you be willing to change you?"

Lu Bu said, "It's about Kendi. I have a good relationship with Hua Xiong. Besides, I am Dong Taishi's righteous son..." Zhang Fei cursed, "Three family slaves!"

Qin Qiong said: "You can shout to Guan now, and we will let you go back when Big Brother Liu comes out."

At this time, a group of guards in the army pushed everyone away, and came to us with a general. This person can be regarded as a middle-aged handsome man by looking at his face, but he has a three-point stubborn air, and he loudly said: "No. , Lu Bu is brave and must not let the tiger go back to the mountain!"

Judging from what others call him general, this man should be Yuan Shao, the leader of the Eighteenth Route Army.

Zhang Fei heard Yuan Shao want to kill Lu Bu, and said angrily: "What about my elder brother if you kill him?"

Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were nothing but horse archers in Yuan Shao's eyes, and their eldest brother was naturally not within his consideration. He directly ordered his guards to say, "Put Nalubu in front of the public!"

Although Lu Bu was powerful, he was very afraid of death. He subconsciously hid behind Guan Yu. Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Shan Xiongxin and others each took weapons to block the guards. Yuan Shao didn't think that a few soldiers dared to defy his orders openly and shouted: "You guys Dare to betray the covenant?"

At this time, Gongsun Zan hurriedly stepped forward and said, "General Yuan calmed down his anger. Their eldest brother was only to save me. He should be redeemed. According to the covenant, it should be the life of Liu Xian brother."

Yuan Shao snorted: "We must focus on the overall situation."

The middle-aged man who borrowed a horse from Li Yuanba to have a long beard also stepped forward to persuade Yuan Shao: "General, Xuan De Gong is of the blood of the Han family, so you must save it."

Yuan Shao said, "I think it's mostly a fake..."

When they were in trouble, I returned Lu Bu’s Fangtian painting halberd to him, and pushed him on his back to make him stand in front of Yuan Shao~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Hehe with a smile: "Let’s do this, anyway we are Don't interfere, whoever of yours can hold him is at your disposal."

Lu Bu knew that this was a critical moment to save his life. He was only afraid of Li Yuanba in the Three Kingdoms (not awkward?). Hearing that Li Yuanba would not make a move, he stood forward with the halberd in his hand. Tell Li Yuanba, "You don't count."

Yuan Shao probably only came out after he heard that Lu Bu was captured. He didn't know anything about the process just now, and asked the people around him: "Who held Lu Bu?" The person whispered to him, Yuan Shao changed slightly and looked around. Left and right said: "Generals, who will take this person?"

Those generals understood how well they knew they were giving it away for nothing. They all looked around, watching the sky and chatting in a chat. Yuan Shao lamented, "It's a pity that my general Yan..."

I interrupted and said: "Your Yan Liangwen Chou is also second-line configuration, don't keep talking about them."

Yuan Shao saw Lv Bu glaring at him. After a while, we might close the door and let Fengxian go. He stepped back and said, "Then I'll give Meng De a face, huh!" He led the man and ran away.

Meng De? At this time, I finally know who the person who lent the horse to Li Yuanba is-Cao Xiaoxiang, his father, Cao Cao.