The First Chaos In History

It was past 12 o’clock in the middle of the night when we returned to Yucai. Most of the people were already asleep. The excited Qin Qiong and others just dragged Cheng Yaojin and others out of the bed and talked about their experiences in the Three Kingdoms. After a quarrel, all the eighteen heroes were shocked. Even the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest and Bao Jin joined in. When it comes to excitement, dozens of people burst into laughter, especially these eighteen. After all, Li Yuanba is one of their systems. Yes, he showed his face and they followed proudly. The reconciliation between Qin Qiong and Shan Xiongxin led to a lot of harmony between the Baosui camp and the Xingtang camp. There was no hatred of gnashing their teeth, and they talked more with each other.

But this big side effect is that these guys are eager to move, this one has to go and that one has to go, and they have their own ideas. Yuwen Chengdu really wants to see Lu Bu. His idea is very simple: since Lu Bu can't stop Li Yuanba's three hammers. Live, then I should be able to win him smoothly, Pei Yuanqing is very in favor of his idea-poor Lu Bu has become their touchstone.

Yang Lin encouraged a group of veterans to take them to find Zhu Yuanzhang. It seems that Xiuxiu’s history class was very successful. They must have a discussion with Xu Da, Chang Yuchun and the others. The little white face Luo Cheng talked with Fang Zhenjiang for a while. I know that there is Lin Chong who makes the gun on Liangshan...

Even the seven sages of the bamboo forest had the idea of ​​being born, but Ji Kang and Ruan Ji wanted to meet Li Bai, a representative of the wild school, and Shan Tao and the others wanted to discuss painting art with Zhang Zeduan.

This group of people, you dragged me and haunted me, and said that you can't favor one another. Since Qin Qiong and the others can go to the Three Kingdoms, they should also be given the same opportunity.

My head is as big as a fight. I desperately managed to get out of the envelopment, waving my arms and saying: "If you have a chance, you must have a chance, but you can't go anywhere. We have relatively stable reception stations in the Qin Dynasty and the Northern Song Dynasty. Next time I will pick you up. I took you all with my wife."

I thought it would fool them. But I really underestimated the intelligence of these people and their ability to adapt to the technology of the times. Yuchi Jingde exclaimed: "Don't want to lie to us, your golden cup can pull up to seven people at a time, right?"

"..." Before I was relieved from the shock, Yuchi Jingde smiled and said, "I still want to be deceived by us. Your Xiao family ancestors didn't know where they were when we led the soldiers in the war."

I waved my hand and begged: "My ancestors, let me go home and sleep. I'm not a little red rabbit who travels eight hundred miles every day and night. I haven't had a pillow for a long time."

Xuanzang turned out from his room to intercede for me: "Amitabha, you should let Xiaoqiang go back to rest first, and why are you so indifferent? Each has its own fate, and it may not be a good thing to be a joke across the years. "I said with gratitude, "Teacher Chen is a sensible person." Xuanzang said before the words came out, "Um... Xiaoqiang, do you see when you will take me to meet the Sixth Patriarch Hui Neng, I told him the original song Nothing. I'm interested in where to get the dust."

I'm speechless. This monk is very powerful in his portrait. Besides, there is something to behold about Hui Neng. This is the founder of Zen Buddhism. He advocated teaching students to use a big stick in their heads. He taught his apprentice Buddhism. I don’t know how, but every one of them must be exquisite—did the Shaolin stick monks come here?

Anyway, I finally got away from the pack of wolves. I went home exhausted and fell asleep. The light in the house opposite He Tiandou was still on, and I didn't know what the two old gods were doing.

I slept until 12 noon the next day, so I wiped my sleepy eyes on the floor, and went downstairs to press the TV first. These days I have been too back to basics. It was neither Song Dynasty nor Qin Dynasty. I used ground tooth powder for brushing my teeth. With a rope in the mouth, it feels very good to be able to watch TV with peace of mind and fully experience modern life. Even when I saw the ad, I made my eyes smile. Of course, it had something to do with that it was an advertisement for women's underwear that promoted body shaping.

I lazily soaked a bowl of noodles, thinking that I would stay at home for a day without seeing anyone here!

When the noodles were ready, I was about to eat, and the phone vibrated abruptly. I didn't intend to answer it, but I glanced at the caller ID and found it happy: Shiqian's call.

I picked up the phone and said, "Hey, Brother Qian? Has any good baby been paid recently?"

Unexpectedly, the answer to me was a hoarse voice: "Brother Qiang. Save me!"

I wondered: "Who are you?"

The hoarse voice said exhaustedly: "I'm Shaoyan, Jin Shaoyan."

I smiled and said, "You kid, the *** turned off the phone to hide from me, why did you go to Liangshan? What about the teacher, tell her to talk to me."

Jin Shaoyan said with a crying voice: "Master was captured by Jin Bing."

I was surprised: "What's the matter?"

Jin Shaoyan said: "My teacher and I were living in Yanjing in a secluded manner. After Jinbing broke the city, seeing her beautiful, he became ill-tempered. I resisted desperately, but they were crowded. After knocking me out, the teacher and teacher were taken into captivity. Go." Jin Shaoyan sobbed as he said.

My heart went up and down, and I hurriedly said, "Don't worry, where is Yan Jing?"

Jin Shaoyan said, "This is Beijing today. This is the territory of the Liao Kingdom. After Jin Bing destroyed the Liao Kingdom, it was wiped out."

I jumped and said, "I let you lead her to run away. You lean towards the capital. China is such a big country. Who else do you know?"

Jin Shaoyan cried: "Don't I know this place well? Besides, it's not the capital yet. I thought I would be able to live a peaceful life here, who knows..."

I said, "It's alright, let me talk about the current situation first."

"After I woke up, I spent a lot of money to inquire about the news of the teacher and the teacher. The soldier who captured her was Marshal Jin's guards. Now she has been given to their marshal. Brother Qiang, the reason why the teacher and the teacher did not find the short-sightedness I will definitely save her!"

"Don’t talk about it, don’t **** wear a high hat for me, I’m Ultraman? What is the name of Marshal Jinjun? No matter how beautiful the teacher is, I’m just an ordinary woman. Find another place."

Jin Shaoyan said: "Their marshal is called Wanyan Zongbi, also called Wanyan Wushu, which is what most people call Jinwushu. They don't know where they heard of the identity of the teacher. Now they have sent someone to threaten Song Huizong. He traded the Jade Seal of the Chuan Kingdom and the entire Song Dynasty map."

"Isn't that talking? Song Huizong is not Wu Sangui and Zhou Youwang—" I suddenly patted my head and said: "No, isn't Jin Wushu hitting the Southern Song Dynasty? How did he go to the Northern Song Dynasty?"

Jin Shaoyan said in frustration: "The Northern Song and Southern Song dynasties were originally connected, Brother Qiang, you have to find a way!"

I have a splitting headache. He paused and said, "Are you in Liangshan? Ask Army Master Wu to talk to me."

After a while, Wu's voice sounded: "Xiaoqiang."

I said: "That kid is about to collapse, it's up to the military adviser to tell me the details."

Wu Yong calmly said: "This is the situation. Shishi Li was accidentally arrested, and later revealed his identity. Jin Jun is now a stranger, and he is determined to trade her for the Song Dynasty."

"Then Army Master. What should I do now?"

Wu Yong said indifferently: "I have analyzed it. Although Jin Bing has made a small gain against the Song Dynasty, he still doesn't know the details of Song Jun. The so-called exchange of Li Shishi for Jiangshan is just a bargaining chip for them. I think this: take Liangshan To negotiate with Jin Wushu as a woman, we can ignore him and the court, but Shishi Li must be released, otherwise we Liangshan and Brother Fang La will mobilize all 250,000 soldiers to fight against gold. For a woman, it’s not worth risking such a big deal. No. He should have some trade-offs."

It has to be said that a hero is a hero. At the critical moment, they are unambiguous. Jin Shaoyan and Master Li have a great friendship with them, but they can do this just for the love they have traveled together. It is truly benevolent. Jin Shaoyan was so moved beside her that she sniffed.

I said, "Are you ready?"

Wu Yong said: "For the time being, Dean Dai and Yan Qing will be selected to handle this. You don't have to worry about this."

My heart is now a little relieved. He smiled and said, "Let Yan Qing do this, that kid won't be jealous, right?"

Wu Yong said: "Let's do this first. There are not many phones with electricity on the mountain. Next time you come and bring a few phones with a long standby time."

I said: "Okay, then please trouble the military commander to take care of that unscrupulous little white face, let him not worry, everything is organized."

After hanging up the phone, I specifically checked the information about the Northern and Southern Song Dynasties. Only then did I understand that the boundary between the Northern and Southern Song Dynasties happened to be their year, that is, in 112 years, and Jin Wushu was a leader. However, they had already broken Tokyo this year. In this battle, Zhao Gou built the Southern Song Dynasty in Jiangnan. Later, Yue Fei led his troops to recover Heshan. The court supported him while suspicion, and finally Yue Fei died more than a decade later. Ting, that is to say, you can see Yue Fei even when you return to the Northern Song Dynasty, but he is still a twenty-year-old young man. As for the 300 Yue family army, he is a little older and three or four years old. Only Xu Delong resembled Yue Fei.

After eating the noodles, I arranged for today's itinerary. I plan to bring the buns back. I know this woman too well. If she hasn't waited for her in the Qin Dynasty, I will grab my head. And I can't think of anything more boring and dying than a big Sima who has no military power.

I got in my car. Fill it up with enough oil, and this time it’s easy to enter the timeline. To say that my car is a treasure no matter from which angle it is said, but it looks more vicissitudes of life than before. In the extremely high-speed Mercedes-Benz, its windows are covered with fine dust that is very difficult to clean. The windshield wipers have the same shape as the two buttocks, which is our small place. When I arrive in Beijing, it will definitely be confiscated outside the third ring road—unless I went to Beijing more than 800 years ago.

I was speechless all the way to the Qin Dynasty. I entered the Xiao mansion and saw that no one was there. When I asked the servant that Da Sima had entered the palace to accompany the emperor to discuss state affairs, I struggled to wonder, what state affairs could she discuss? Planning to open a soup dumpling chain store in Qin Dynasty?

I drove the car directly under the steps of the Xianyang Palace and went into the hall. I saw Baozi and Fatty Ying sitting on both sides, staring at a map on the table, with a serious expression, and Xiao Hu Hai was half lying on the table, supporting him. The chin also looked serious.

I walked over and took a look: Three people are playing Three Kingdoms Checkers.

Bao Zi held the knife coin in his hand, and had already filled the fat round square hole money position. Xiao Hu Hai took 10 ant nose money for himself. I laughed and said, "Don't play your video games?" I knew that this woman couldn't do business. She dragged a fat man, an emperor with every skill, to play checkers. It's hard for the board to be drawn quite neatly. Our buns There is also a dexterous side.

The fat man didn't lift his head and said, "Touching oil (no) electricity."

Xiao Hu Hai said, "This one is more fun than that."

I touched the bun: "Eh..."

Baozi said sternly: "Don't make trouble, you will win in four steps."

Fatty Ying was shocked when he heard this, he used his fat hand to calculate the virtual dots on the chessboard, and finally raised his head and said: "Hungry, I will count you six steps (yes)."

Bun rubbed his hands and looked like he was going to do a big job: "Let's watch—"

…I was watching them play checkers. After four moves, Qin Shihuang’s nest was occupied, and Baozi was about ten moves away. Xiao Huhai was about to win. Fatty Ying drew the chessboard and said: "Sure enough, Si (yes) four Step, ha ha ha."

Little Hu Hai shouted: "Father is cheating, I'm going to win."

Fatty Ying turned his face and said, "Cut (learn) your habit (go)! Hungry, I taught you how to use the multiplication table back yesterday to touch the oil (no)?"

Little Huhai said, "The longest row will be back." He said with his little hand on his back, "one one gets one, one two gets two, one three gets three..." He stopped abruptly when he backed nine and nine. The fat man said: "Continue to recite!" Little Huhaine said: "I will recite this row..."

Baozi and I were both very happy. I said, "Brother Ying, with the cleverness of this child, he will definitely be a qualified successor in the future."

Fatty Ying also laughed and said, "Being clever (playing) clever!"

I said to Baozi, "Should I go back?"

Baozi hurriedly said: "Go back, UU reading www.uukanshu.com, I really can't stand the days when I go to bed at 8 o'clock in the evening."

Xiao Huhai heard that Baozi was leaving, he reluctantly pulled her by the corner of her clothes, Baozi hugged him and said, "Hey, sister will come to play with you again in a few days, and bring you a little bunny who can sing."

The fat man seemed rather disappointed when he heard that we were going to leave. He kept sending us out of the Xianyang Palace. I got in the car and waved and said, "Brother Ying, go back, next time I bring you a Master Li who can sing." As for the suffering of Li Shishi, I didn't follow him. He said that even if he was the emperor, he couldn’t help much, and told him that he could only take care of it.

On the way back, I asked Baozi: "Does your chime ring anymore?"

Baozi was taken aback, and then said: "Hey, that thing is just a rare thing for fun, do you really eat it as a meal?" I don't know anyone who swears to be a master chime and teaches his children. I see her ring the chime. No, I used to hit the alarm clock when I got up early to work until I hit the clock exactly.

When we just passed Li Shimin's door, Wu Yong called: "Xiaoqiang, something has happened, it seems you need to come."

Oh my God, it's going to be messy, it's really going to be messed up