The First Chaos In History

) As soon as Baozi and I walked to the door, Jin Wushu said coldly: "Since there are two, let's keep one."

I turned back and said, "What do you mean?"

Jin Wushu sneered and said, "Didn’t you say that Liangshan is going to fight against our Daikin? You have nothing to say and leave one hostage. If you don’t see your men within ten days, I’ll take this... A woman?"

Baozi said angrily: "Nonsense, have you ever seen a man with such a good figure?"

Jin Wushu: "...Anyway, this is the first time I have seen such an ugly woman."

I pointed to Jin Wushu and said: "You are done, I swear that you have offended the person who should not be offended."

Jin Wushu backed his hand and said: "You two can discuss who will stay."

Baozi and I looked at each other, and I resolutely said to Jin Wushu: "Can you not keep it?"

Jin Wushu: "..."

Baozi said to me: "Don't talk nonsense with him, go out and find a way to bring people from my country to rescue me."

I was surprised: "Your native country?"

Baozi said: "Did you forget that I am Qin State Dasima?"

I stamped my foot and said, "What's the point?"

Jin Wushu said impatiently: "Hurry up, you two, who will stay?"

Baozi said: "I, but I have a condition, I want to see Master Li."

Jin Wushu made a haha ​​and said, "It's easy--come, put this ugly monster and that Li Shishi together."

Baozi pulled my hand and said, "Go and think of a way. Don't worry about me. It just so happens that my teacher and I can take care of me." She then pointed to Jin Wushu and said, "Remember, you call grandma. Ugly monsters, I'll slap you in the future, rounding up to our final account."

Jin Wushu frantically said: "Hurry up and pull this ugly monster down!"

Bun stretched out two fingers: "Two beeps..."

Two golden soldiers stepped forward to hold Baozi, and Baozi sternly said like a female underground party: "Don't touch me, I'll go by myself!"

The two soldiers seemed to be reluctant to touch her, and just followed behind. Baozi made a "very enjoyable" gesture at me, then raised his head and walked out like a hero before he died, listening to her voice saying, "Where to go?"

Those two soldiers: "...Left."

She's enjoying herself by running here, what should I do? In a hurry, I pointed to Jin Wushu and shouted: "Don't regret it!"

Jin Wushu glanced at me coldly, and said loudly: "Come here, give me a mess."

In an instant, I ate a few times on my calf, and I hopped out as I looked back and cursed: "The surname is Wan (Yan), we have this hatred, you will regret it sooner or later!"

Jin Wushu smiled and followed us out of the account and said, "Remember, you only have 10 days. Otherwise, I will send your ugly wife (three beeps) the head to Liangshan!"

Jin Wushu turned around and returned to the account. A group of golden soldiers chased after me and hit the car. Is there any meat left on my legs? Fortunately, the toothman who received my money came over and pulled the soldiers away, and whispered to me: "Don't worry, I will take care of you, my sister-in-law. I will definitely not suffer. You will come to pay for a crime in a few days, maybe you can I let you go—"

Although it was shorthanded, I knew that he was comforting me. But this man is really good. I stuffed the rest of the gold bricks into his arms, and the toothman said in an embarrassed manner: "But buddy, I'm talking to you, Master Li. It will be difficult."

I turned to comfort him and said, "You don't need to worry about this, I have a way!"

With the command of the tooth general, a group of golden soldiers just rounded up behind me and knocked on the ground with their club heads, and I ran back into the car. He exploded his heart, liver and lungs, filed teeth in his mouth, and ran back to Liangshan in one go.

Wu Yong and the others were still waiting for me in the pub. When they saw me getting off the car alone, they hurriedly asked, "Where are the buns?"

I grinned and said, "Let Jin Wushu hold him hostage."

All the heroes are in a big uproar, so we need to start off. Jin Shaoyan said guiltily, "Brother Qiang, I'm sorry."

I calmed down, stopped everyone, and said to Wu Yong, "Military division. What should you do now?" I said, pulling him in a quiet place and whispered, "I don't think it's possible to fight with Jin Bing. Very tough." I have also met many people in the army. The 80,000 golden soldiers are really strong. Liang Shan really wants to send troops, I am afraid it will be difficult to contend.

Wu Yong shook the feather fan and said, "I also understand that you can't beat it with hitting. I've been thinking of a way for a long time." I hurriedly said, "Have you figured it out?"

Wu Yongdao: "There is one way."

"Say it quickly."

Wu Yong smiled and said, "Have you ever heard a saying called "Soldiers who do not fight without fighting?"

I said, "This seems to be the words in "The Art of War", right?" Although I have no culture, I always listen to the nonsense of entrepreneurs on TV. These profiteers always use this sentence to interpret their own success.

Wu Yong said: "Yes. We are in urgent need of soldiers who can defeat others without fighting. You also said that if we fight, the consequences will be very serious. My Liangshan's survival is small. There is also a problem that cannot change the axis of the human world. . Our request is actually very simple, is to return to Li Shishi-of course. Now there is one more bun. What we want is not to eliminate anyone, but to let the enemy understand that we are not good to be bullied, and that we really want to fight, and they didn’t. Sure, as long as this is done, everything will be fine."

"Then how can this be done?"

"We are not strong enough. He is naturally not afraid of us. If you want the golden soldiers to stop, unless there is an army 10 times as large as his, you don't need to do it, so that they don't dare to go east and west."

I said: "8 million? What do you want to say?" As far as I know, from ancient times to the present, from foreign countries to China, no country has been equipped with 8 million troops at any time, and the world The total population of many countries is far less than this number...

Wu Yong said: "This is still inspired by a sentence you just said before leaving: You said that you have received so many customers, but none of them are related to Jin Guo. I don't think it is necessarily."

I wondered: "Who is related to Jin Guo?"

Wu Yong said mysteriously: "The land concerned does not necessarily have to be a friend. Who destroyed the Kingdom of Jin?"

I suddenly said: "You mean Mongolians?"

Wu Yong nodded and said, "Well, to be precise, it is the Mongols led by Genghis Khan. If you can borrow two or three hundred thousand Mongolian cavalry from him, it should be a deterrent to Jin Wushu."

I paused and said, "Aren't you nonsense?" I count, 300,000 cavalry, don't have horses. 300,000 people-I have to wear 10 people in this car at a time, and I have to go back and forth 30,000 times. When it's all there, the group of people who arrived first is probably the grandfather...

Wu Yong waved his hand and said: "It's not nonsense, it's human. Since we can wear it to you as a guest from a thousand years ago, the Mongols may not be able to wear it to the Song Dynasty from decades later to fight. Even if it doesn't work, you can first Genghis Khan takes it, and if he really wants to fight, he has rich experience in fighting the golden men. So I suggest you discuss this with Liu Xianren and the others."

When he said this, he finally reminded me that the old **** stick has recently died down and is not sure what is going wrong at home. Now I have such a big difficulty, I can't let the girl sit idle!

I hurried into the driveway: "Then I will go back. You tell my brothers not to be impulsive. If I don't come back within 10 days..."

Wu Yong smiled and said: "Don't worry, it only takes two days to get to Taiyuan from here. We will send troops if you don't have news within 3 days. There are always clever ways and no stupid ways. I am not in Liangshan who can be underestimated!"

I punched everyone vigorously. He slammed on the accelerator and rushed towards 2008.

When I returned home, I rushed into He Tiandou's house as soon as I slammed the car door. Two old gods were sitting firmly on the sofa with a cup of tea, facing a drawing and discussing something.

I picked up the teapot and poured it, and said with my arms akimbo: "It's very comfortable, you two, what is this——" I picked up the drawing and scanned it around, and He Tiandou hurriedly snatched it over and said, "Don't do this. Chaos."

I tossed the drawing aside. Grasping Liu Laoliu's neck collar, he said, "My buddy is in trouble this time, you have to think of a trick for me."

Liu Laoliu bowed his head out of my arm, and said with a smile, "When I'm in trouble, I think of Grandpa coming? What's the matter?"

I sat down on the sofa and said, "To put it simply, the little girl named Master Li was trapped by an army of 800,000 people with the surname Wan (Yan). That kid can't say anything if he doesn't get in. How can he let him subdue this soft-- I’m going to put it first. You have to help with this. My daughter-in-law has also lost money, as well as my 5-month-old son. I don’t want my son to be born in prison!"

He Tiandou said: "Generally, the children born in prisons have good prospects..." Seeing that my eyes were not good. Hastily stopped.

Liu Lao said in a flue: "How do you want us to help you?"

I frantically said: "Then I don't care. Either you send the heavenly soldiers to airborne the enemy's rear, or you give me 8 million troops—"

Liu Laoliu looked at He Tiandou, hehe smiled and said, "The 8 million army is not a decimal, but it is not impossible. You just have to collect it yourself."

I sat up abruptly, and said in surprise: "Damn, are you serious?"

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou smiled at each other, smoking a cigarette and wandering around the house like a big chief: "We have long thought of this day."

"What's the meaning?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "Remember that I put the four emperors in your place to give you a salary?"

"Ah. Yeah..."

He Tiandou consciously assumed the duties of a political commissar at this time, and said gently: "Do you know why we did this?"

I blurted out: "Don't you just want to rely on me for some benefit?"

Liu Laoliu glanced at He Tiandou dissatisfiedly: "If you ask him what he is doing, I know he has no good words."

I was under the low eaves at the moment, and smiled and said: "Sixth brother, Master Liu. Can't I make a mistake? Why--"

Liu Lao Liu said, "In addition to wanting to rely on you for some benefits..." I have a black line--

"The real purpose is to maintain the balance of the axis of the human world, you think. Isn't it a piece of cake to borrow an 800,000 soldier after you get along with these four?"

I said in a daze: "What am I doing with the help of soldiers, you will even be caught by Master Li?"

Liu Lao Liuyi waved his hand: "That's not the case. Our original idea was that the four emperors might encounter some accidents when they went back. For example, when Li Shimin killed the Sui Dynasty, something went wrong; Zhao Kuangyin was suppressed after the mutiny. what to do……"

I stunned: "Yes, what should I do?"

"This requires the help of colleagues. Li Shimin can borrow troops from Zhao Kuangyin to destroy the Sui Dynasty at this time. If Zhao Kuangyin is in trouble, he can also borrow people from Zhu Yuanzhang. Anyway, it is the emperor. Anyone can use others. , In this case, the original four people who should be emperors are equivalent to twisting into a force. If there is any accident, they will resist each other. You have a strong guarantee for all tasks, and history will not change. This is no better than giving you a hundred. Eighty biscuits are useful?"

I suddenly said: "You have long thought of letting them cheat across dynasties? How about these four now?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "Fortunately, there are no twists and turns. It's time to be the emperor, and it's time to unify Mongolia. Hey, this top man is a top man, it's really nothing to say."

I suddenly reacted and said: "No, even if they have some accident, how can the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty go to the Song Dynasty to help? Are you planning to let me pull 7 by 7?" I decided, he must dare to say yes I'll take the bricks to make a face!

Liu Laoliu smiled and said: "Don't always use yourself as a dish, we have our own way-as soon as the four emperors left, Lao He and I opened a military path between the dynasties."

Bingdao! As soon as these two words came out, I only felt that the sky was filled with ball-shaped lightning flashing randomly, and the world was full of death for a while. The wind is desolate and the trees are endless, and the mountains and rains want to come and bloom all over the building, and they can't help but say in horror: "There is a murderous! ... What is the trick of the military?"

Liu Lao said: "It's very simple, it's a passage between dynasties."

He Tiandou showed me the drawing: "This is a road map. Each dynasty has a fixed place where people can pass."

I took it over and saw that countless country names were listed in a mess, with winding routes. Kaifeng Mansion in Tokyo in the Song Dynasty once again became a transit point.

I rejoiced: "This is so **** bullish. From Qin Dynasty to Qing Dynasty, the distance is almost the same. Qin Dynasty's military route is also connected?"

Liu Laoliu nodded and said, "I originally wanted to solve the problem on the axis of the human world, but I didn't expect it to be used by your kid first."

I looked at the drawings carefully, and said with joy: "This is all right. From Fatty to Wu Sangui, one person who lends me three melons and two dates is not far away from 8 million."

Liu Laoliu said sternly: "This thing can't be abused. No amount of soldiers can change the historical environment. You can't avenge your private revenge and destroy Jin Wushu."

I said: "I understand this, I won't destroy him. I will ask 8 million people to surround him for a few days to see if he is afraid?"

Liu Lao said: "This time you have another mission besides rescuing Li Shishi: It turned out that 1127 was the day when the Northern Song Dynasty was destroyed in history, but now it seems that Jin Wushu is a bit late. After you rescue Li Shishi, let Song Huizong and Jin Wushu reached an agreement, and the northern Song Dynasty let Jin Wushu take over for a few days. Song Huizong and Song Qinzong symbolically strolled around the Five Kingdoms City (the place where the two emperors were taken captive), which is equivalent to being arrested. , And then go to any dynasty to apply for a political asylum and enjoy the rest of your life."

I contemptuously said: "I said why you are so dedicated to help me, so I still have private work for me." But it's better than being helpless at this point. I said, "I'm going to ask your majesty to borrow troops."

Liu Laoliu stuffed the drawing to me and said, "I remind you again, don’t make too much noise. The military road will not be officially opened until three days later. The troop transportation locations of all dynasties are on the map. I will be needed at that time. Finally, I will give you a password to enter. Those who promised to lend you soldiers, you let them gather the troops and set off from the military road after three days. I have calculated it, the farthest place to go to the Song Dynasty will take five or six days. In other words, the preparation time for you is only 3 days~www.wuxiaspot.com~ As for how many soldiers can be borrowed, it depends on your ability."

I put away the blueprints and a big bag of blue medicine, remembering that the two old **** sticks hadn't been sleepy these days, so I asked: "I'm busy with this during this time, right?"

In order to win my gratitude, Liu Laoliu stretched out exaggeratedly and languidly said yes, but He Tiandou said no. The two did not say that they were together and looked at each other. I know He Tiandou is more honest and asked. He: "Why don't you sleep in the middle of the night?"

He Tiandou embarrassedly brought out a set of discs: "Let's... watch "Prison Break"."

I glared at Liu Laoliu, and Liu Laoliu glared at He Tiandou. Then he handed me a compressed disc and said, "Why don't you take one and show it to Master Li? She wants to be able to learn from it. Wouldn’t it be easy for us to get a little fur?"

Out of He Tiandou’s family, I’m proud, gearing up, you beat Lao Tzu with the surname Wan (Yan), and you scold Lao Tzu’s wife as ugly, and you dare to threaten Lao Tzu. Who knows that the most powerful emperor in the history of China? It’s Lao Tzu and my iron buddies. Lao Tzu will just follow Wu's words. If you don’t beat you or scold you, the entire army of 8 million will scare you. Lao Tzu will show you how many eyes my Lord Xiao has, so that you know what it means to be a soldier without a **** sword. Take a look at what it means to be a soldier without a fight, and let you see what it means to call a thousand army!