The First Chaos In History

There are several types of emperors in history. The first type is Mingjun. They are politically struggling, and they also strive to govern themselves. You can say that they are cunning and cunning, but from the emperor’s own work, they are very good. Li Shimin and Kangxi are in this category. ; The second type is the obscene and innocent type. It is so easy to catch such an errand, and I can be evil. How happy I am. There are many types of this type, from Zhou Wang Zhou You Wang to Sui Yang Emperor. ; The third type is the incompetent and hard-working. During the period of work, they are helpless but fail to be the emperor. In the end, they are defeated. The typical one is Chongzhen. The fourth type is worthy of fun. They are between mediocrity and suffering. In time, they generally have high talents in a certain aspect, but they are not good at ruling the country and they are too lazy to govern the country. Some of these emperors can be carpenters, some can chant poems, and some can paint because of their own reasons. The country was defeated by them. This is the so-called tragedy of fate. If they are not emperors, they may make greater contributions to society. Chen Houzhu and Song Huizong are of this kind.

And the emperors with extremely high artistic talents such as Chen Houzhu and Song Huizong were still very sentimental at the beginning of their defeat. When they were weak in returning to heaven, they would have strong guilt and emotion. This aspect can be their art. Their sublimation brings inspiration and can force them to do something for themselves...

　　 For example, Song Huizong began to actively seek peace during this period, and his temper became much better.

The **** ran in for a while and walked out with embarrassment on his face, and he stubbornly said: "The emperor, corporal, courtesy and wise, come here to invite two." Behind him, a melancholy middle-aged man followed out with a sigh and watched. We glanced, stood sideways and waved our arms towards the hall and said: "Please, please."

　　 This should be unprecedented in his emperor's career. I was afraid that Liu Dongyang would get an inch, so I hurriedly dragged him into the main hall of the prefectural palace to handle official affairs with Song Huizong.

　　 Entering the hall, Song Huizong waved his attendants to retreat, and some of the red tape for others to show was eliminated. Liu Dongyang slammed into the chair. Say nothing. I took this opportunity to take a good look at Song Huizong, and found that this old boy is still quite handsome, with a fair complexion and a small beard on his lips. He wore a soft hat that the emperor wore in his daily life. His elegant temperament was accompanied by a third of melancholy. Seeing that Liu Dongyang was not very friendly, he smiled at me and waved me to sit down. Asked: "Is this General Xiao?"

I scratched my head and said, "Hey, easy to talk, easy to talk." I don’t know why I can’t stand up to this poor bug. There was no conflict between us. In the matter, Song Huizong had not benefited any more. There was basically nothing wrong with him after Li Shishi was rescued. He has to abdicate according to the human axis...

Song Huizong said: "General Xiao, I heard that you brought the tiger and wolf division to claim 8 million. You have been besieging the four princes of the Kingdom of Jin Wanyanwushu outside Taiyuan for several days, but I don’t know what the general intends to do. You want to help me. Song Fuxing Heshan still has eyes on the Central Plains and flattened me, Song Jinhao, to become king?"

This was asking me whether I wanted to help him or eat black. Before I could answer, Song Huizong suddenly said with a weird expression: "As far as I know, the general is the one hundred and ninth righteous person on Shuibo Liangshan. Liangshan I have heard about it for a long time, but I can’t figure out how you screamed and gathered millions of people. Although the general's claim of 8 million is exaggerated, according to the report from the horse, 3 million may still be there. "It seems that he is not all eating dry food under his hands.

　　 Song Huizong frowned. Slowly said: "What makes me most curious is. Although the people from all over the Song Dynasty migrated, the total number is not small. So where did the generals come from? Frankly speaking, this is incredible. , Compared to the previous 800,000 golden soldiers going north to the Central Plains, it makes me sleepless." Hey, there is another place that is troubled by mathematics, but he is almost better than me. I have a headache when I encounter a multiplication of more than two digits. , He is just simple addition and subtraction! It seems that the artist is not good at math...

　　 I patted my legs lightly and said, "How can I tell you? Anyway, you can't hide it from you in the end, just tell the truth. Only 250,000 of these 3 million people belong to your local area----"

　　 Song Huizong shook his head and said: "That's not right. Even if the soldiers of Dali in the south and Xixia and Tubo in the west are sent to the country, it is difficult to make up this number. Moreover, most of the troops led by the general are soldiers of the Central Plains."

　　 I said: "What are you anxious for? Listen to me. Before your Zhao family became emperors, you should always know that there are other emperors in this country, right?"

　　 Song Huizong arched his hands upwards: "My Taizu emperor hangs upside down to liberate the people, and Chen Qiaoyi reluctantly adds his yellow robe to him. It is because of the world of the Chai Clan of the Later Zhou Dynasty-but is there a relationship between the two?"

　　 I curled my lips and said, "Where to go further?"

　　 "Go ahead..."

　　 "Talk about the great country!"

　　 Song Huizong said: "That is when Li Yuan and Li Shimin and his son established the Tang Dynasty."

I nodded and said, "Well, it has something to do with this. Going forward, I'm afraid you will be tired and tell you directly. In addition to the 600,000 elite soldiers of the Tang Dynasty, our coalition army also has 250,000 Qin soldiers under the command of Qin Shihuang and 30 Xiang Yu's soldiers. Wan Chu army, as for the Mongols and the Ming army, you can’t tell you for a while, you just need to know that we are all gathered from different dynasties."

　　 Song Huizong forgot and said: "So you are the Eight-Nation Alliance?" He counted Fang La and Liang Shan as two forces.

　　 I jumped and said, "Could you give me a better name, wouldn’t it be the Multinational Force?"

　　 Song Huizong was speechless, and it took a long time to mutter: "How is this possible..."

　　 Liu Dongyang slapped the table and stood up, and said angrily: "How can't it be, what are you eating? Your ancestors have to help you solve your problems, you shameless monarch!"

　　 Song Huizong said: "This is..."

　　 I said, "This is the general under your ancestor Zhao Kuangyin. There are 600,000 people in our coalition army who were sent by his old man."

　　 Song Huizong was stunned for a while, and suddenly changed his color and said, "You dare to talk nonsense and insult my ancestors!" After all, this kind of thing is not immediately acceptable, so we mentioned that Zhao Kuangyin and Song Huizong are the wilted rabbits.

　　 Liu Dongyang handed the scroll that he had been holding in his hand forward: "Look at it for yourself!"

Song Huizong hesitated for a while before grabbing it. He tore the lacquer and unfolded the note, his face changed drastically, and his hands shivered. At the end, the whole person trembled like a pendulum, and kept going crazy. Muttering: "How can this be good. I'm really ashamed of me..."

　　 I couldn't help but leaned forward to see what was written on it. Song Huizong closed the note like an electric shock and glared at me. I strolled aside as if I was okay, saying, "You believe it?" He secretly read a mind, but didn't read anything.

　　 Song Huizong's face was as gray as death, and he sighed, "I am really an unscrupulous descendant!"

　　 I said: "It's fine if you believe it, then let's get down to business."

　　Song Huizong controlled his emotions and gave me a deep courtesy: "General Xiao helped me fight against gold. It is my benefactor of Song Dynasty. Please also be respected by Zhao Ji."

I jumped away and said, "Don't mess up the relationship, who wants to help you ---- Does my wife Zheli know? If it weren't for this, I wouldn't be happy to come even if your ancestors and I are buddies." Take advantage of him first. .

　　 Song Huizong opened his eyes and smiled: "It turns out that Mrs. Xiao was also unfortunately taken away by that Wanyan Wushu."

I stared and said, "What are you happy about my daughter-in-law being arrested?" Song Huizong hurriedly adjusted a look of regret: "Don't dare not, in this case, General Xiao doesn't have to be polite, and I would like to help the general with all his power. Break the gold and welcome the lady back."

　　 I smiled and said, "Yeah. That's what it is to find you. My 3 million people are waiting to eat, you have enough food and grass."

　　 Song Huizong vowed: "The trivial matters are self-responsible."

　　 I asked: "How much can I do?"

　　 Song Huizong thought for a while and said: "It's been too long to say, it's not a problem for a season."

　　 That was three months, which was probably the limit of what he could bear, and he finally figured out the truth.

I smiled and said: "Then it's settled, but I know what you are thinking. Besides my wife, Jin Wushu also caught a little girl named Li Shishi. You are thinking about fishing her back. Bar?"

　　 Song Huizong was taken aback, and then said in embarrassment: "Ha ha ha, General Xiao knows everything?"

　　 I deepened my face and said, "Then I will put the ugly words first, you can't figure out this little girl."

　　 "Why, is it that the general treats her..."

　　 I waved my hand quickly: "It's not me. Don't talk nonsense. Is it worth it to let my daughter-in-law hear?"

　　 Song Huizong breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

"Although it's not me, it's a brother of mine. Don't be mentally imbalanced. That kid is handsomer than you. He used to be not as rich as you. But if you are about to go bankrupt, you can't compare it. The most important thing is. The ground is that the teacher and him have been blended together, you don't want to have a green crown, right?"

After Song Huizong reacted to what I meant, he was silent for a long time, and then sighed for a long time. All the people in the world seek blessings, so that the people will be saved from being overwhelmed."

My heart is also cold, what he said nicely, what is for the good for the common people, in fact, he still pays more attention to his throne. Li Shishi is just one of the many women around him, and it seems that his friendship with her is so. It's true, although everyone is happy like this, I am still worthless for Li Shishi.

　　 I said coldly: "There is one more thing I have to tell you before. We are not broken gold. We will leave as soon as we are rescued."

"That……"

　　 "In other words, you have to let go of your emperor's seat, and you have to go to the Five Kingdoms City with Jin Wushu. By the way, you have your son."

　　 Song Huizong's complexion became more and more ugly, and at the last he flicked his sleeves and said: "Nonsense, why should I help you if this is the case?"

　　 I said tit-for-tat: "Because our 8 million heroes are stationed outside Taiyuan Mansion, it is easy to seize your world!"

　　 Song Huizong said: "Aren't you afraid that I will unite with Wanyan Wushu to deal with you?"

　　 Liu Dongyang shouted: "Dare you!"

I smiled slightly and stopped Liu Dongyang from saying: "To tell the truth, I am really not afraid, not to say that we have 3 million horses to deal with your wealth and surplus. Since I can borrow troops from the Qin, Chu and Tang Dynasty, I can also borrow from the Three Kingdoms, Jin and Southern and Northern Dynasties. After you, there will be Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties. By then, it will not be the so-called 8 million!"

　　 Song Huizong said angrily: "I really didn't expect there to be such a despicable person in this world!"

　　 I happily said, "That's because you lack a pair of eyes that are good at discovering. There are many people like this around you."

　　 Song Huizong was full of frustration, and said unequivocally: "Then what benefit can you say to me?"

I said, "Although you are not an emperor anymore. But I can guarantee that your people will not be squandered. In this way, your sins will be lighter, and your ancestors will not smoke you as soon as they see you!" I continued, "Also Yes, according to the previous development, you and your son got two titles after being arrested in the Five Kingdoms City, a faint old man and a faint old man. The life is worse than the prisoners of war. When people think of it, I will throw you a little bit cold. You are hungry if you can’t think of it. If you cooperate with me, I can apply for political asylum for both of you and send you to a beautiful place. As far as I know, your paintings are very valuable in future generations. Live the life of eating and waiting for death."

　　 Song Huizong said sadly: "My big Song Jiangshan is really hopeless?"

I comforted him and said: "Want to start. When your ancestors robbed others of the country, who was the family named Chaidi crying with? Anyway, after many young people, they will be a family. The most important thing is that the people don't suffer. "

　　 Song Huizong eagerly said: "Okay. I will send you the grain and grass at night, so don't leave me alone!"

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Lao Zhao, you are not born at the right time. You will be born in a good age and be a professor in the Academy of Fine Arts. Kidney deficiency!"

When the matter was settled, Liu Dongyang and I got up and walked out. I kept looking at the note held tightly by Song Huizong. I couldn't help it, and said, "What is written on it, can I see it?" No one has to be curious. A mere piece of paper can make people believe that things that could not have been clarified for a day and night, what level of secret is this? Is it a family history? The Zhao family all have six fingers on their feet, hemorrhoids on their hips, and psoriasis on their hands. Are their eyes color blind?

　　 Song Huizong saw my eyes burning, afraid that he would directly refuse to offend me. He pinched the note in his hand and pinched the top one and gave me the rest. I saw the words on it, although I didn't recognize it. But there is no earth-shattering secret at all. In the first half, Zhao Kuangyin and Song Huizong talked about some common sayings, and in the middle of the conversation, he severely scolded Song Huizong for being unscrupulous. In the end, in the tone of the elders, Xiao Jie was eagerly encouraged not to give up on himself, and to be a useful person to the society no matter where he is. One paragraph, what can be written in a smaller place?

　　 With full of questions, we left Taiyuan City and returned to the coalition base camp.

It was late, trucks of grain and grass were transported from Taiyuan city to the coalition camp. The Northern Song army had been defeated. They originally planned to fight the Jinbing here, so the hoarding was very thick. At the same time, Wang Yin and Fang Zhenjiang transported it. The work is also very smooth. The coalition forces have unprecedentedly abundant supplies. At 10:30 in the evening, we began to distribute the items uniformly. Regardless of whether the armed forces have surplus food or not, they will be shared equally by the head. In addition to the two-day ration, the coalition soldiers will also The person received 5 bags of instant noodles, two bags of bread, a can of luncheon meat and a can of canned sardines, in addition to 250 ml of milk and three canisters of mineral water-these bottles were properly preserved by them for future The march was used again, and Wang Yin’s indiscretion was once again manifested. He just used the excuse of buying a lot of goods to misrepresent a cart of chewing gum with other manufacturers...

Our coalition soldiers chewed gum and cooked instant noodles in luncheon meat tin boxes, while talking about women with their companions in that rough and nonchalant tone. In Taiyuan City, Song Huizong, accompanied by his attendant, looked at the coalition positions and saw Xinghuo. The little bit stretched thousands of miles away, and the **** next to him frightened and said: "The emperor, the minion has never seen so many people in his life."

　　 Song Huizong was full of thoughts, and said casually: "What do you know, the following is the multinational force."

　　 So far, the term multinational force was officially born, and this legend has been remembered by the people of the Northern Song Dynasty.