The First Chaos In History

Through a conversation with Liu Laoliu, I learned the general situation: the extra people from each dynasty are troublesome. Liu Laoliu’s suggestion is to send these people to other dynasties, so that they can be replaced back and forth. Yu seconded the extra staff to another unit, of course, the salary remains the same-anyway, they can't be starved to death.

I have to say that this is a terrible bad idea, but sometimes bad ideas are the only way.

I said: "Then what should I do specifically, swap the people from the Han Dynasty and the Song Dynasty?"

Liu Lao Liu said, "It's not just that simple. Didn't I say that every dynasty has a surplus population. You have to discuss this with a few emperors."

"How much more is it?"

"I have a list here, how to send it to you-can your mobile phone receive MMS?"

"...Wait." I shouted at the people in the room, "Whose phone can receive MMS?"

As a result, everyone except me can accept...

Jin Shaoyan held up the high-end goods that he didn't know where he got from, and said, "Send me here."

I told Liu Laoliu, "You send Jin Shaoyan on your phone."

Liu Lao said: "Okay, you have to hurry up on this matter. Heaven's way may go wild at some point. I have opened up all the military routes of the neighboring dynasties on the table. How to dispatch you to discuss with your majesty."

At this time, Jin Shaoyan handed over his mobile phone, and I saw that it was a watch, since Qin. The Han Dynasty, the Northern Wei Dynasty, the Tang, Song, Yuan and Ming Dynasties are all among them. I took a closer look and saw that the Qin Dynasty was marked with a 35 and the Han Dynasty was marked with a 55. The Tang, Song, and Yuan Dynasties were similar. But there are no more than 100 places. I laughed and said, "Isn't it, I won't let it go if there are 35 more people? If that's the case-let Ying brother catch 35 people from his death sentence to sprinkle (kill) and sprinkle it, can't it be enough?"

Liu Laoliu said contemptuously: "Do you have any common sense? Does the census take units as a unit? Thousands!"

I took the watch and read again: "35 thousand people...really. 35,000 people?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "That's right. The Qin Dynasty has 35,000 more people than the same period last time. I'm afraid this number will slowly increase."

"Then there will be 50,000 more people in the Han Dynasty?"

"right."

I suddenly screamed frantically, "Brother Ying, Bangzi, stop drinking, come over and discuss things."

I then looked down. See the note in the column of the Three Kingdoms, which says: There should be 18,000 people, and there are 18,150 people. I asked: "What's going on in these three countries?"

Liu Lao Liu said, "Don't worry about that. Now there are 150,000 more people. Liu Sun Cao is preparing to fight the Chibi Battle. It's almost the end."

I wiped my sweat and said, "These 150,000 people are to be burned to death?"

"Almost. Sun Liu died a lot."

I was shocked: "Then what if there are too many deaths and not enough counts? Brother Tiandao doesn't just care about the extras, right?" It's easy to do with the extras. It's hard to die too much. Encourage childbirth?

Liu Lao Liu said, "No. Don't forget that Guan Yu is now half Zhuge Liang. They won't mess up this battle."

I murmured: "That's too miserable, right?" 150,000 lives! Just watch them go to death like this?

He Tiandou said helplessly on the phone, "Then what can be done? History is piled up with blood and dead bones."

History is Mei Chaofeng?

When I looked at the Qing Dynasty again, it said, "There should be 23,000 people, and there are now 23,050 people." I touched the side channel: "Needless to say, the Qing Dynasty, Wu Sangui and Li Zicheng haven't fought yet, right?"

Liu Laoliu said: "After the fight, the 50,000 people will be killed by Kangxi Ping Yunnan."

I was very uncomfortable and said, "Do these people have to die?"

Liu Lao said: "You must die!"

I exclaimed, "Tiandao Brother is too awkward to kill his life. It is so easy to live again. Isn't it good for everyone to live peacefully?

Liu Lao Liu said: "Heaven is a kind of luck. It has no feelings and it doesn’t matter whether it’s right or wrong. You can’t reason with it, and it’s not its fault anymore. Things have happened before, whether they are ridiculous or correct. To maintain the original order-leave those alone, and solve the existing ones first."

"...Let's do this first, right, are these people arranged to be in a foreign country and won't be able to return in this life?"

Speaking of this, Liu Laoliu exclaimed: "No, if there is no problem, Heaven will be completely calm again in three months, and then it will be our world! As long as Heaven does not cause trouble again, we will pass this level! When I ask them to go back to their respective homes, I will be done as soon as I collect the soldiers."

"So will our human world return to its original state?"

"Yes, as long as you finish receiving the last few customers, there will be nothing for you. Then you can enjoy the days of the rich in your land, even if you are organized to give you wealth."

"I bah! I earned the wealth by myself."

Liu Lao Liu said, "Don't, this time is the last of our cooperation in the human world. You are kind of kind to me-isn't Baozi pregnant? You don't want to know whether she has a boy or a girl?"

Don’t tell me, when the buns were just pregnant, we didn’t care much about this, but the closer we get to the bones, the more we become more excited. It’s like buying something online. It’s fine when you just paid for it, but it’s three or four days before you I just looked forward to the express knocking on your door every day, and I said, "Then you have the final say." I said this somewhat to please Liu Laoliu. This little thing shouldn't be difficult for him to do, so as to satisfy his vanity. Xin, his phrase "last cooperation" made me a little sad.

Liu Laoliu chanted and fiddled over there for a while, and suddenly said loudly, "Oh!"

I was surprised: "What?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "Congratulations. Either male or female." Me: "..."

Liu Laoliu said again: "Don't scold me, I'm sincerely, it's better than giving birth to a boy or a girl, right?"

I:"……"

Liu Lao said, "If it's done, I will work harder to calculate it for you, but I have to tell you the result in a month."

I was satisfied and said: "Eh. That's right... nonsense!" My mother suddenly thought: a month later, my son (daughter) will be 20 days old!

Liu Laoliu hung up the phone without waiting for me to scold him.

At this meeting, Qin Shihuang and the others have been called over by me. The fat man said: "Say four (what's the matter)?"

I said, "I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing, Brother Ying, as long as you are willing to pay. I'm looking for someone to help you build the Great Wall." I'll talk about everything. Liu Bang's first reaction was to touch his head and said, "How come I have more than 50,000 people here?"

I gave him a blank look and said: "You can't figure this out? Brother Yu is not really willing to hit you." Xiang Yu smiled slightly. The population of the Qin Dynasty increased because of the advanced equipment of the Qin army. They fought in a unified war. They only wanted to defeat the enemy. After the situation became one-sided, fewer people died. In addition, the fat man now has a better temper, and relatively fewer people died in prison. In the dispute between Liu Xiang and Xiang Yu, Xiang Yu's intentional or unintentional release of water became the reason for the sudden increase in the population of the Han Dynasty.

Liu Bang said "Ouch", and said to Xiang Yu in a rare and serious manner: "Forget this, big man, you always say that you owe me, now it seems that I owe you..." Xiang Yu stopped him and said, "Don't I've said it. There is something wrong. We will be evened out in the future."

Qin Shihuang asked, "What should I do?"

I said, "Now I have to go to find those emperors, and you parties will discuss it. Anyway, there are all in and outs, so I just need to get a good grasp of the difference between imports and exports."

Liu Bang said: "Then bring them all here, Qin and Han, regardless of family, I also borrowed the place of Brother Ying to be half of the host."

I nodded, and when I passed by Jin Shaoyan, I patted his shoulder and said, "Shaoyan, come out with me."

Jin Shaoyan seemed to have a premonition, and came out with me blankly. As soon as he left the house, he couldn't wait to ask: "Brother Qiang, has something happened? What do you mean by three months or something?"

I sighed and said, "Be good with the teacher for these three months."

"……What's the meaning?"

I helplessly said: "After three months, we all have to go to everyone. It is time to make a decision whether to stay in ancient times and continue to accompany our teachers or go back to be your rich son."

Jin Shaoyan immediately shouted: "Why?"

I am embarrassed: "How do you say this..."

"Let me do it," Li Shishi suddenly appeared at the door, and she came to Jin Shaoyan, pulling his hand on her face, and said softly: "It stands to reason that we should all be people who have already entered the soil. However, God gave us this opportunity to enable us to meet each other. This is already the greatest fortune. I am content with you and this experience in this life-Shaoyan, go back and take good care of your grandma and your family. I need you more..."

Jin Shaoyan turned to me and resolutely said: "I have decided, I want to stay with my teacher."

I stretched my hands and smiled bitterly: "That's not bad, your old lady should ask me for someone again."

Jin Shaoyan said: "Actually...I have left a suicide note. As long as I don't show up within half a year, my lawyer will make him public."

Master Li was surprised: "I haven't heard of you writing a suicide note last time?"

"I stayed after I rescued you from Jin Wushu." Jin Shaoyan smiled and said to Master Li: "I had expected that as long as I was with you, I might disappear mysteriously sometime-I was ready. Up."

Master Li leaned his head lightly in Jin Shaoyan's arms and whimpered: "Aren't we too selfish like this, are we fair to your family?"

Jin Shaoyan said bitterly: "My son always wants to grow up. He wants to have his own happiness and life. If they really love me, they will understand."

I really couldn't stand it anymore, and wiping away my tears, said, "Or I will send you two in the late Qing Dynasty. If I have to work hard, I might still see Shaoyan's grandma."

Master Li finally couldn't help but laughed out, "Cousin is too bad."

I put her head in Jin Shaoyan's arms again: "You two continue to chew-be happy, no one can say what will happen after three months."

This time I have to go through the time axis. It is a huge project to connect each dynasty with military routes. Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou have not so much energy to open up a green channel for me. I can understand this, let alone. With such an exaggerated workload, wouldn't it take you a day and a half to set up a LAN for an Internet cafe?

Fortunately, the time from Qin to Ming as the furthest is not too long. I started calling the emperors on the road. Zhao Kuangyin’s phone is dead, and Genghis Khan is in arrears. I don’t know who he is talking to. Now, my customers can get in touch with each other, so no one knows who they talk to with each other, so they get through to one of Li Shimin’s, and Li Shimin picked up and said, "Xiaoqiang?"

I smiled and said, "Brother Li~www.wuxiaspot.com~ busy?"

Li Shimin: "Yes, what about the memorial? Are you planning to come and play?"

I said: "I'll pick you up soon, let's go. You are waiting for me at the door of your house, and you have something to discuss."

Li Shimin said: "Is it important? Why don't you come to my house first and I find some princesses to accompany you to hunt or something?"

"It's important, and it doesn't wait for anyone."

Li Shimin said, "But what should I do with this pile of memorials?" As expected, there is a Dao Mingjun, who always puts the people first in his heart.

I disapprovingly said: "You can let it go first, can you just make up for it tomorrow?"

Li Shimin said: "Then you give the full attendance bonus and monthly pass?"

"... Would you like this too?"

"Yes, the supervisors are all staring at you. If you ask for a day off, if you can't tell a reason, I will put you on the attendance." Uh... the above remarks can be passed by the supervisor with a smile. If there are similarities, It is purely Xiaoqiang's illusion.