The First Chaos In History

The bun was humming in the room, and our gang was out in a hurry. Xiang Yu couldn't help asking me: "Xiaoqiang, do you want a boy or a girl?"

I waved: "Both boys and girls are the same."

Xiang Yu said: "I don't know who this kid will look like?"

Master Li said, "I heard that men are like mothers and women are like dads."

Everyone stared at me when they heard this, and they couldn't help snickering when thinking about what the buns were like. Qin Shihuang said with emotion: "It's really embarrassing for a strong man."

It’s difficult enough, think about it, give birth to a boy like a bun or a girl like me... that doesn’t seem to be the worst, the most fear is to have a girl like a bun or me. The same boy... I hope what Master Li said is true!

At this time, Baozi's moan suddenly became much smaller, and I couldn't help but anxiously said: "Why haven't there been any movement?"

Qin Shihuang beckoned to a woman, and asked, "What the **** is it?"

The woman said at first glance: "Back to your Majesty, it seems normal at the moment, but from the abdomen of Da Sima, this child may be a bit older than the average child."

I stood up suddenly and said anxiously: "What do you mean?"

The mother-in-law was taken aback, and said carefully: "That means it may take more effort."

I asked: "Will it be dangerous?"

The mother-in-law said: "It's not good, I shouldn't..."

I suddenly became nervous. I had a baby in a place like the Qin Dynasty, which lacked medical care and medicine. All I relied on was the bun, which has always been healthy and strong. Heroic and stalwart, this created a lot of trouble for his birth.

At this time, the bun had no strength to scold me, and kept humming: "It's going to be terrible!" After a while she shouted abruptly: "I can't do it!"

I can't help it anymore. His face changed suddenly, and he grabbed Qin Shihuang and said, "Brother Ying, don't you have a better doctor?"

Fatty Ying was also fat with cold hands, and said, "Hungry mouth (here), just touch You Sa (nothing) to see a doctor with auntie-in-law."

Liu Bang said: "Why don't I pick up my mouth, she has given birth after all."

Xiang Yu threw him at the door: "Then you don't want to go!"

Master Li bit her teeth and suddenly said, "There is no obstetrician and gynecologist in the local area, so there may not be any near here!"

Qin Shihuang said, "Hungry to know when you are hungry..."

Master Li categorically said: "I'm not talking about Qin Chao."

When she said that, everyone was suddenly speechless. Xiang Yu excitedly said: "Hurry up and think about it, who is the famous doctor closest to Qin Dynasty?"

I blurted out: "Hua Tuo!"

Xiang Yu said with joy: "Yes, Hua Tuo is not bad, just because Cao Cao didn't kill him."

Two foolishly said: "Hua Tuo can't do it."

We all asked: "What's the matter?"

Ersha looked back at us and said, "I talked to him, Hua Tuo will not have children."

I sweated and said, "So Hua Tuo doesn’t know about obstetrics and gynecology?" When he said, I remembered too. Hua Tuo seemed to be good at Chinese medicine and surgery. The obstetrics department did not hear him say so, so I found him there. He was in a hurry to go to the doctor. He wanted to dare to say that I had to kill him for a C-section in the Qin Dynasty!

Yu Ji suddenly said: "Who is Hua Tuo? Why don't you go to Bian Que. His pediatrics and gynecology are said to be good, hasn't Xiaoqiang received him?"

I patted my thigh and rushed into the driveway: "I'm going to find Bian Que, you are optimistic about the buns!" Thanks to Yu Ji, I knew such a genius doctor. It is impossible for Wu Sangui to be here without mentioning both Zhang Zhongjing and Li Shizhen.

So far, the farthest place I have traveled is Qin Dynasty. It was the first time before the Qin Dynasty. I adjusted the direction and didn’t have to worry about the time indicator. Anyway, it’s the end. After entering the time axis, I usually cross two streets. The car is parked in a place that is not a village or a town. The architectural style is very similar to that of Qin Chao. , But not as grand as Qin Chao, there was a long queue in front of a small straw shed. An old man with chicken skin and crane hair in the straw shed was sitting there asking about the patient's condition, with a focused expression, and the people behind them all commented: "It is rare for the genius doctor Bian Que to come to our place for consultation. We are blessed." The look was quite joyful.

When I got out of the car, I eagerly moved forward, and the people behind shouted: "Line up!" I don’t care if I squeeze in front of me, Bian Que just gave a person the medicine, and looked up in amazement: "What about you? Don't line up?"

If it is usual. I can think of a way to give the old man blue medicine first. But now the situation is urgent, and there is no good excuse. I can only tell the truth: "Doctor, my wife can't give birth to children!"

Bian Que scratched white hair and said: "What is the situation, is it your problem or your wife's problem?"

I paused, crying and said with a sad face: "It's my wife's problem-she has a dystocia!" The old man misunderstood, thinking that I and him are here for aphrodisiac. If it is really my problem, I will go to An Daoquan. Up!

As expected of the doctor’s parents, Bian Que said intently when he heard these words: "Oh, this is important, is your home nearby?" It seems that my approach is correct. For a doctor like Bian Que, you can give him first. He might not sell your favor after taking blue medicine, especially if I am such a rich and powerful person now, it is easy to make the old man bored. As the genius doctor said, he bullied himself and died!

I said, "My home is not close, but it won't take you much time to walk with me."

Bian Que tidied up a few things on the table and said: "Then hurry up, life is at stake."

The patient at the top of our line anxiously said: "But I am also very anxious, genius doctor!"

Bian Que buttoned his straw hat on his head and asked, "What is your condition?"

The man was crying anxiously, and said, "My child ate fish, and the thorn stuck in his neck, so he cried."

Bian Que said with embarrassment: "This is difficult. If I can go home with you to help the child get the thorns out, but now..." I patted the table and said to the person: "Drink jealous!"

The man stunned: "Does it work?"

I assuredly said: "It works. You can't hang the duck upside down to catch the duck saliva. This is the ultimate solution. If it doesn't work, it means that your son is definitely not stuck. It's looking for trouble and doesn't want to go to school..."

The man obviously still didn't believe me, and asked Bian Que with his eyes. Bian Que thought for a while and said, "Well, it's a good way to turn a duck into a thorn. I never thought of it before."

The man was overjoyed when he heard it, and gave me a thumbs-up: "You're so amazing!" He said, flying away.

The second one took advantage of us before leaving. Desperately squeezed up and said: "Uh, god...er, doctor, er..."

Bian Que had already got up at this time, still couldn't help asking: "What's the matter with you?"

The human said: "I... uh, hiccup, uh, more than, uh... what should I do?"

Without waiting for Bian Que to speak, I pointed to the man's nose and said, "Hold my breath!"

The man was taken aback. Doubtful: "Can it be done?"

I drank him and said, "You are a doctor and I am a doctor? Listen to me!"

The person stood obediently and suffocated...

The third person stopped me with fangs and claws, closing one eye and said, "Doctor, show me by the way----I got a small stone in my eye, and I can't wash it out no matter what." I took a look. He squinted, his expression was painful, and he said casually: "Pull your upper eyelid on your lower eyelid. Just a few strokes." Then he ignored him. Reached out and pointed to the next one, "Hurry up, I have limited time, what's the matter with you?"

I can only say that the people at that time were pitiful, and a little bit of great affection and small disasters basically depended on the body to carry it hard, and finally got a doctor to sit on the doctor, no matter what was uncomfortable, I came to ask, fortunately, my little common sense of life is almost the same. It can be solved----I am used to buying the kind of calendar with a small side-by-side one page, and tearing it up when it is on the large floor...

In the end, I couldn't go anymore. People began to directly ask me to ignore Bian Que. Bian Que didn't feel how uncomfortable being left out. He first looked at me with incredulous eyes, and then lowered his head and silently wrote down all the methods I said. The person who was holding his breath could no longer hold it, and after breathing for a long time, he said joyfully: "Ah, it's really better. Thank you, the genius doctor."

How can I take care of him. He casually said: "It's forbidden to call me a genius doctor. There is only one genius doctor of yours and that is Teacher Bian Que. Understand?" In fact, I guess he would be well soon if he didn't hold his breath-the hiccup was suddenly shocked. It works, he was taken aback by me before he held his breath...

The one who rolled his eyelids blinked his eyes and said, "It's amazing, it won't hurt anymore."

I said: "These are all methods invented by the genius doctor Bian Que, and I am just helping him tell you."

People immediately said in awe: "The genius doctor is the genius doctor!" Bian Que was a little uncomfortable and didn't know how to explain it, but his expression was still a bit taunting. Doctor Bian was indifferent to fame and fortune, and he didn't care about these false names, but this is definitely better than that. Eight lifted the sedan chair and asked him to be intimate.

At this time, our ultimate killer appeared, and a man flew in front of me, took my hand and said, "Big brother, you can save me."

I frowned and said, "What's the matter with you?" There was a smell of garlic in the man's mouth, and his eyes were so choking that he rolled his eyes.

This person took my hand and said, "I regret that I should have eaten noodles at noon and I have a braid of garlic. My wife refuses to make affection with me. Brother, you must have a way of howling----"

I flew three feet away, peeled off a piece of gum and threw it to him like a hidden weapon: "Chew, don't swallow!" Of course, this gum is just an ordinary kind.

The man picked up the gum and chewed it a few times, looking intoxicated, and gestured to his throat and chest with his hands: "From here to here, it's all comfortable!"

Taking advantage of this time, I finally dragged Bian Que into the car, and said while igniting: "The genius doctor waits a minute, we will be there soon."

Bian Que Nane said, "I think you are the genius doctor."

I blushed and said, "Don't say that, they are all clever."

Bian Que said embarrassingly: "These prescriptions you just mentioned can be used when I practice medicine in the future----Of course, I will tell people that this is your invention. By the way, I haven't consulted Mr. Gao's surname. The name?"

I said, "You can call me Xiaoqiang. I won't tell you too much. I'll understand everything after I give you something to eat." I touched my whole body and said embarrassingly, "It's broken."

"What's wrong?"

I am embarrassed and said, "I don't have money..." Just now I watched Bian Que tidy up things, and there were a few coins on the table. That was the cost of giving medicine to people. I asked someone to visit the doctor, and I didn't hold any money on my body-mainly Yucai coins.

Bian Que said readily: "What is not money, it is important to save people."

I drove quickly, and Bian Que fumbled around and looked at it. When the car drove, he was even more surprised, and said in a daze, "You are so capable, and you can't see your wife's dystocia?"

I am speechless. Speeding up the car, when we arrived at the Xiao mansion courtyard, everyone was still waiting there at a loss. I led Bian Que to get out of the car. Seeing that Liu Bang was also there, he pointed to the room: "My wife is already there to help."

Bian Que saw that Yi Gan was dressed in gorgeous clothes, obviously either rich or expensive, so he just nodded casually, and a person at the door shouted: "Has the doctor come here? The buns hurt more." This person rolled up his sleeves. The hair was messy, but it was Empress Lu. Liu Bang glanced at her and said hesitantly: "This girl, when he gets busy, he still nods."

Bian Quejing passed his hand and carried only a small bag with him. Get in calmly. After a while, he turned around again, and walked to the door of the room to confess Lu Hou's eyes and said, "What a fuss, what are you talking about!"

Hou Lu stretched his neck, stunned, and concluded: "You...you... how dare you talk to me like this!"

Bian Que gave her another look. Then he walked out and glanced at us: "Who said dystocia? I saw it. I have already opened **** and the head position. Good delivery!" When everyone heard this, I was relieved, and I almost collapsed on the ground. , Liu Bang glared at Hou Lu and said, "What are you looking at, why don't you go help?" Hou Lu stomped and returned to the house, comforting Baozi: "Sister, don't worry, the old man at the door said you are having a good birth, blame sister. I didn’t pay much attention when I was born. I’ll have experience next time..."

I learned that the buns are okay. With a joking mood, he stabbed Liu Bang and said: "Have you heard. My sister-in-law still has feelings for you, I'm thinking about the next wave."

Liu Bang heiran.

After reading the buns, Bian Que sat at the door. At first, he closed his eyes and calmed down. After listening to the movement in the room for a while, he suddenly said, "Is the water broken?"

Hou Lu said excitedly: "It's broken and it's broken, and it's broken as soon as you finish talking." The genius doctor dare to hear the sound and discern the shape.

"How many points?"

An experienced woman in the room said, "Six fingers."

Baozi's voice suddenly emerged: "I can't stand it anymore, when will I be tall!"

Bian Que said solemnly: "Don't shout, you will work hard when I ask you to work hard." After listening to the steamed stuffed buns, she didn't dare to scream. Thinking that I was a pregnant woman in the room, I couldn't help being funny. Liu Bang quietly grabbed me, and said to Bian Que Nunu: "Xiaoqiang, don't you **** him?" He made a gesture of drinking medicine.

Master Li said: "Don't make trouble, what should I do if I have an accident after drinking it?"

At this moment, the woman suddenly exclaimed: "Eight fingers!" Bian Que suddenly stood up and said, "The pregnant woman, do you hurt?"

Baozi pulled the long tone and said angrily: "Try it!"

Bian Que said, "Okay, work hard!"

Steamed bun immediately started crying and howling, and Bian Que said, "Don't mess around, gather up the rules---stretch hard, relax, harder......"

At this meeting, Baozi ignored it for a while, yelling for a while, gasping hysterically for a while, Bian Que probably got used to it, put his ears at the door amidst the noise, and commanded: "Hah----Strong hard, Yes, that's it."

Within a few minutes, Empress Lu suddenly said in surprise: "The head is coming out." We all followed our hearts. We only heard Lü Hou regretfully saying, "Hey, go in again!"

Yu Ji changed her color and said: "Why did you go in again?" It is said that she is also the person who will go to the "execution ground"~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Listening to the buns in such pain, she also pales, and she can't breathe with her hands on her chest, Bian Quebai him At a glance, he said: "People are soft, of course there is going in and out." Yu Ji flushed, and Bian Que continued to command, "Now the other way around, don't work hard when it hurts----"

Lu Hou's voice: "Come out, come out, this time it's really out."

Baozi's almost angry and pitiful voice: "Oh oh oh ----"

Xiang Yu shivered and said, "I have been in the army for more than ten years, and today is the first time I have had a cold sweat."

I just listened to Qin Shihuang’s almost flattering voice saying: "Xiaoqiang, Bao (don’t) is too nervous, I still need to pinch this hand..." I didn’t know when I held the fat man’s hand. It's tight, now I can hold it...

Er Sha suddenly said: "Let's shout cheer for her together."

Master Li said, "Good idea, I'll call one, two, three, one, two..."

Without waiting for her three-character exit, suddenly, only heard the shaking of the child crying loudly: Wow----