The First Chaos In History

The day after a group of emperors left, Hua Mulan was going to return to China. She is now in a special status and busy with official duties. Hua Mulan should not hold me and Baozi and say, "I will see you when the little guy is full moon, little elephant. Just follow me, it is more convenient for Cao Cao to see him."

Cao Xiaoxiang kissed his brother who shouldn't be, and looked up pitifully and said, "Dad, do you want me anymore?"

I squatted down and said: "How could Dad not want you?" I suddenly thought of a question and said to him, "Little elephant, you can go back to your father Cao Cao in three months. At that time..." I didn't finish the rest of the words. After all, the elephant is still young, and some things are not suitable for him to explain. According to Cao Cao's love for him, as long as he goes back, the Wei state will still be his.

Who knows, Xiaoxiang Cao simply said: "I'm not going back."

I wondered: "Why?"

Cao Xiaoxiang said nerdly: "I don't want to fight with my brothers." It turns out that he understands everything, and it is probably because of his smart and calm personality that Cao Cao likes him so much.

I touched his head and said, "Then father will pick you up later."

In addition to me and Baozi, there was another person who was reluctant to give up to the little elephant-Hu Hai took Cao Xiaoxiang's hand and bowed his head in silence. The two children have developed a deep affection these days.

Hu Hai looked back at Qin Shihuang and said timidly: "Father, I want to give Brother Little Elephant a present."

The fat man said, "You can send it out." Hu Hai murmured: "Qi, Chu, Wei, and Zheng are all sent out. Little elephant brother, you will be King of Lu."

Steamed Bun whispered: "Is this kid too generous?" I am King Qi and King Zheng, and Bun is the King of Sima and Wei. Our family shouldn't have been named the King of Chu before they were born, and now Cao Xiaoxiang is named the King of Lu, our family's shares in Qin Dynasty far exceed 51%.

Cao Xiaoxiang took Hu Hai's hand, and the little adult said with earnest and earnest words: "Brother virtuous, your gift is too heavy, and the foolish brother is not worthy of retribution, so let's teach you the secrets of adjusting 30 people." We all laughed, it turned out that Xiaoxiang Cao Not old and kind. After teaching for so long, the little elephant continued, “I didn’t teach you before, because I was afraid that you would miss your studies because of your playfulness. The two articles I left for you, "On the Qin Dynasty" and "On the Six Kingdoms," are waiting for you to read. When you understand, you must appreciate the truth."

I am so ashamed, look at this state of mind of others!

Hou Lu came over and greeted me, "Xiaoqiang, I should go, too. Finally, I want to ask you something-is there someone outside of our old Liu?"

"Uh..." I said, "Sister-in-law, it's better for you to negotiate with Brother Liu privately."

Hou Lu sighed and said: "I don't mean to pursue it, a man like your Brother Liu. It's not a big deal to have a couple outside, I just want to see this sister."

I carried the bun and said, "You should learn from my sister-in-law!" The time passed so fast that it shouldn't be the full moon. On this day, I received another call from my old man. Did you die outside, bastard?"

I:"……"

Without waiting for any excuses, the old man suddenly changed his tone and said pitifully: "Qiangzi, come back soon, let me see the little things, don’t you know. I don’t even dare to leave the door now," I'm afraid that the neighbors will ask me what my grandson looks like. Do you think I am a grandfather like this?"

Suddenly I was speechless, and the old man was right. To say something ugly, Baozi and I are going to die. Their old couple are logical guardians. How can a child be born a month before Grandpa has never seen him? The old man has always been fierce to me. In fact, it is better to always beg me. My son has grown up and his wings become hard. The old man yells to you a few words because he cares about you and wants to attract your attention, just like we acted like a baby in front of them when we were young... …

I was silent for a while. I had to say: "When do you think we will go back?"

The old man suddenly came to his mind: "The day after tomorrow should not be a full moon. Can you come back tomorrow?"

I had no choice but to say: "We will go back tomorrow."

The old man said with a loud voice as always: "I know you dare not beat Beng'er. Let me tell you the truth, I have booked the restaurant for the full moon wine-it's the place where you married Baozi, what is it called? Happy forest!"

I hung up the phone and looked at Baozi, and Baozi smiled bitterly at me: her old accountant gave her the same letter.

Therefore, children are an important link to maintain the family. You see how many families on the verge of dissolution are because suddenly having children can only be passed by. There is also a scientific name for this assassin called cooking raw rice for mature rice. Baozi and I are both only children. The children have passed the full moon, and the elderly from the two families have been eyeing each other for many years. If we did not invite the four of them on that day, we are afraid that we will have a hard time coming back.

Baozi sighed and said, "Do you think we can bring the old people to Qin Chao, we will live here in the future, I really don't want to go back."

To be honest, I don't want to go back, how nice is it to be in Qin Dynasty? Now we have several kings at the same time, as long as we get along with Xiao Huhai, sooner or later the world will be mine—

But reality is reality. Let’s not say that the four old people from the 21st century to the Qin Dynasty couldn’t stand it. What the buns pictured is nothing more than a reunion. This is impossible. None of my customers can. Those who give up their lives casually, we are destined to live in our own tracks.

Seeing that it’s imperative to go back, I think it’s necessary to say hello to Xiang Yu and Liu Bang who are still outside. If you can’t make it in time, you might be able to have a casual meal at night, but these two guys led his wife to stay in Wang Xizhi’s place. When I came back, I said that I wanted the baby in Yuji’s belly to receive prenatal education. One said that he could not come back for the time being. Lord Su Hou was very stubborn. Although he took the medicine, he still didn’t buy the old leader’s account. Liu Bang was thinking of a way. . As a result, the place to send us the next day was only Fatty, Ersha, and Li Shishi Jin Shaoyan. The buns shouldn't have embraced him, and turned around one step at a time. I stood by the car and looked at them. We all know in our hearts that it’s not so easy to think about it this time. The three-month deadline is unknowingly there are only two months left. This little thing in our family goes back to reunite with grandpa and grandpa, and there is no such thing as a month. Don't even think about going.

I glanced at Master Li and his entwined arms, and asked Jin Shaoyan, "You really don't plan to go back?"

Jin Shaoyan smiled faintly and said, "I have to come back when I go back. It makes me sad for nothing."

Master Li said, "Don't worry, cousin and cousin, we will take care."

I will look at Ersha again. The fool was very calm, nodded at me and said: "Let's go, let's..." Fatty Ying shot back without saying anything, the fatty smiled and said: "Be careful on the road.

This sentence is quite superfluous. Although there are cars coming and going in the military road, the space can be extended indefinitely. Baozi frequently turned around and said: "We just left?"

"Then what do you want to do?" I said so, and turned my head frequently. Since the first long goodbye between me and the group of five, our goodbyes have always been together. Unexpectedly, in such a rushed situation this time.

I drove the car into the military road, pointed at the bustling people on both sides of the road and said to the bun who was still sad: "You take a look at this road for the last time. There is no such wide road for you to toss."

Baozi's expression became more and more gloomy. She carefully surrounded her with a quilt that shouldn't be careful, and suddenly pulled the window of the car to poke her head out. I still didn't react, but she heard her yelling at the carriage in front of us: "Let Open, I am Qin State's Da Sima!"

In the eyes of passers-by in amazement and awe, our car hurriedly passed by, and I looked at the buns in wonder. Baozi said embarrassedly: "Use your power before leaving..."

I:"……"

In fact, I understand that this is Baozi's way of saying goodbye to the soldiers. When I passed the Tang Dynasty and Liangshan on the road, I wanted to stop several times to see those old friends. But I held back it, and it only took less than a day, just as Jin Shaoyan said, it was only a sorrow.

The military road that came back was still open in the garage of He Tiandou's house. As soon as we got out of the garage door Baozi called: "The air here is really unpleasant, you shouldn't choke it." I saw it, and I saw the little guy. He frowned and raised a pair of small fists high in protest. I helplessly said: "No way. Just get used to it." I pressed the key and the automatic door rolled down, "Doesn't Qin Chao have such a door?" Baozi said with disdain. "I'm rare? Wouldn't it be okay for me to hire two people to poke and open the door? The air makes this door ruined!"

As I spoke, I looked back and found that the military lane in the garage was completely closed.

After receiving the news that we are coming back, my old man, old lady and buns and their two elders came together to see their grandson. According to my wishes, they will see each other tomorrow, so I don’t have to run away soon. The four old people are anxious with me. Now, when I entered the door, I had to count me down and then I started cheating on my grandson. It was very emotional to see me and the buns aside. We didn't receive this treatment when we were young. This is a generational relative.

Baozi's mother asked Baozi, "Do you have milk?"

Baozi: "..." Don't look at Baozi who is usually carefree, but also on occasions, in front of her parents-in-law and the whole family, she can only be speechless when facing such a problem, but I understand that elderly women are almost no taboo on this issue. For example, when Zhang’s wife gave birth to a child, when they went to Daoxi, they could often arrest someone regardless of the occasion and the target, and ask someone, "Do you have milk?"

Seeing that the bun was dumb, and I had to answer the questions of the elders, I had to say: "There is milk, there is milk."

This time the four parents all looked at me playfully...I just realized it, and it was awkward to think about it. Just about to explain, Baozi kicked me unconsciously behind me...

The old accountant shouldn’t be proud to say to my father, “How about Old Xiao, the wife of our buns didn’t marry for nothing? My mother and I both want a girl, kid bother." The old accountant said dissatisfied, "What's the matter, I didn't see you change Xiaoqiang for a girl back then.

I hurriedly explained: "My father-in-law, this is how you wronged my dad. Back then, he almost changed me to a daughter. I heard that the girl was a few months younger than me. The two adults almost met. Now." My father smiled and said, "Don't tell me. It really happened."

Baozi's mother asked, "Why didn't you change it in the end?"

My dad blushed, gave me a rather twisted look, and whispered, "I can't bear it in the end."

The old accountant suddenly said, "Hey. Coincidentally, when Baozi was born, I also wanted to change her to a boy, so I immediately met with that adult and the other person couldn't bear it..." "Wow, it turns out that you are the old guy who put my pigeons!" Our old and young families looked at each other, and finally became very happy at the same time. My old man laughed, "Don't be angry, old buddy. Even if you changed Xiaoqiang at the beginning, you would call you more. Dad in 20 years, is it different now?"

The old Xiang said, "It's not the same! He was talking for you just now!"

I hurriedly defended: "This is a psychological shadow. Who of you met when I was crying in the quilt? You asked my dad if the quilt was always wet when I was a child?" The old man said angrily, "You are peeing!" "After talking and laughing, the lively atmosphere somewhat relieved Baozi's mood.

After dinner, the two elderly people insisted on going back. Baozi has been in low spirits since he came back. They thought they were tired. Before leaving Baozi, her mother said, "When the child gets older, if you are willing to let me watch it for you. "My old man said: "I and Qiangzi can also watch his mother." The old accountant said unwillingly, "That's not good. I'm afraid you will be replaced by a girl." We all laughed.

The family reunion made Baozi and I realize that it is necessary to come back this time. The so-called family happiness is an indispensable factor. Of course, it is more perfect to have friends.

Actually, I don’t want to hang out with a bunch of people every day. Friends, you can have a proper distance. Just make an appointment on Saturday and Sunday for a drink, but there are such a group of friends who are either history or legend. Seems to be difficult...

In the evening, Baozi and I wandered on the bed. The little guy fell asleep in the crib next to us. My hands habitually rubbed the flat belly of the bun, and the bun groaned as if there was something, and I suddenly stood up and buckled her under me. His eyes burned and said: "How long have we not made each other?"

Baozi said coyly, "Nonsense, it's been half a year now."

I sighed, "Oh, it's outrageous. Will I be able to sue you in just over a year?" I nibble on her neck and collarbone, and whispered, "Okay?"

Baozi was breathing fast, and he couldn't help raising his chin and said: "I think... okay, but I seem to remember that the doctor said that within one or two months after giving birth..."

I straightened up and said in amazement: "One month or two months?"

"Forget... just remember one or two

Is this human? One month in the military road is a slip. But it's a terrible thing for a man like me who has been working for half a year. I looked at the bun under me, and the bun said: "Would you like to call Bian Que and ask?" How do you say? "The genius doctor Bian. I want to make friends with Baozi, okay?

The bun said hehe: "Then you can bear it."

At this time, our family Xiao shouldn’t have babbled a few times in the dream. It seemed that he was lying uncomfortable. The bun hurriedly pushed me aside and picked him up and patted him gently. The little guy sniffed his nose in the bun’s arms. He started crying, his mouth moved, and Baozi said with affection: "My son is hungry--" As I said carefully and slightly sideways for great breastfeeding, I sat aside depressed and said: "Baby fucking?"

"Huh?" Baozi stared intently at what shouldn't, for fear that he would choke on the milk.

I smirked, "I will eat after he eats."

Baozi yelled with a blushing face: "You have a positive or not, and your son is still there."

In this situation, I suddenly understood the meaning of the phrase "the world of two people". No wonder many young people don’t want children when they get married. No matter how small the little things are, they are destined to be princes along the way. In the long years to come, we are both a family. People are also jealous of each other. Sometimes they agree with each other and sometimes they form an alliance. Baozi is the great Sima of the Qin Dynasty and should not be the King of Chu. It seems that I will be the third leader in this family. Yeah.

I was speechless for a whole night. I woke up before dawn the next morning. The man who had come here in the past six months was really awake like a wolf. I couldn’t sleep anymore after I got up and changed a piece of diapers. Up.

After lying in bed for a while, I got up, threw away the expired things in the refrigerator, wrapped an egg for the steamed bun and sent it up, and watched the early morning TV shopping in the dim light for a while, and it was bright outside. , When the sun came out completely, I took a pack of cigarettes, moved a horse, lazily went out and sat down in front of the lawn, leaning against the wall sleeves and squinting my eyes to bask in the sun.

The full moon wine should not be set at noon, and it will be time to leave for the restaurant in a while. The attendees are nothing more than the seven aunts and eight aunts of Baozi and my seven aunts and eight aunts. This will be a very boring and energy-consuming one. At the party, Baozi and I probably had to report countless times on the issue of milk or no milk. So I leaned my head against the wall and squeezed my hands tightly, hoping to take the last moment to catch up.

Just when I was in a place where I was sleeping and not sleeping, I was in a daze on the vast horizon of the Qingshui homeland. A few people faintly appeared. The sun was shining on the grass and the water vapor was still vague at first. When they got closer, they would see A fat man had a small game console in his arm, and he thought it was a keyboard if he didn’t look carefully. He looked like a Warcraft player who was going to participate in G. Next to him was a yellow-faced man who kept talking to people around him. You know that you are bragging by looking at the expression, but the person next to him doesn't pay much attention to him, but holds a long-lost semiconductor over his ears and listens. Behind them, a super big guy walks with his hands on his back, a big guy. Next to them are two beautiful girls talking and laughing, a very cool shawl-haired old man looking at the lake in the distance, a little lost...

Yes~www.wuxiaspot.com~ My group of 5+2 is back! But I was unmoved—this dream obviously overlapped with the content of the dream last night. I just need to rub my eyes, and all this will be calm.

So I rubbed it and opened it again-from my perspective, the sun was dazzling, and 7 people were oncoming. It really felt a bit western, with a magnificent and sad beauty.

But the beauty soon disappeared. Seeing the silly way of spreading my hands and feet in the sun, 7 people suddenly laughed and closed them together. I couldn't help standing up and said in amazement: "Damn, this dream is becoming more and more real. "As I said, I poked a finger on the chest of the idiot holding the semiconductor, and it felt...still real.

The big man couldn't help but smiled at the yellow-faced man: "I haven't seen you in a month. How do you think Xiaoqiang is different from before?"

Without waiting for him to speak, a fat man named Ying pointed to me and said:

"It's still silky (it's) hanging skin!"-

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Phew, the last few paragraphs of the state are hooked back, to be honest, it's very sad to be confused and knotted.