The First Chaos In History

How familiar is this scene! As early as when we were still living in the pawnshop—especially when the steamed buns were just cooked, they could be seen almost every day.

I looked at this one and aimed at that, at a loss, and muttered: "Why is this dream still not awake?"

Xiang Yu squeezed his fist and approached me and said, "I give you a punch and you can see if it hurts-didn't you experiment with me like this back then?"

I jumped 3 meters away with a stride. There are some things that I would rather believe in. If it weren't for a dream, wouldn't his punch stoke me? I quietly stretched a hand behind my back and pinched it on my butt, it hurt! Of course, you can also explain that Baozi is pinching my **** on the bed. This situation is not impossible. In fact, I once dreamed that I was swimming in a rough sea, and when I woke up, I rolled onto Baozi. Another time I dreamed of snorkeling—that was when Baozi rolled on me, and another time I dreamed of rolling from the bed to the ground...that was really rolling to the ground.

Up to now, I have no doubts anymore, but still deliberately pretended to be calm and said back to my hand: "Are you back?"

Liu Bang ignored me, and suddenly rushed into the house like a smoke: "Grab a better room!" Li Shishi and Hua Mulan also followed happily. I saw that only the fat man did not move and asked, "Brother Ying, what are you doing? Not going?"

Fatty Ying said: "What about robbing (what)? The old place is still hungry." While holding his game console, I also went in. I looked at Wu Sangui who was walking in the last leisurely courtyard and asked, "Brother, Your Great Zhou Emperor quit?"

Wu Sangui said: "Fuck! Why don't you do it, GM Ford Chrysler does it all, why don't I do it?"

I wondered: "Where did you come from? This was just a few days ago, right?"

Wu Sangui pointed to the other stupidly: "We just listened to the broadcast all the way with that. I said that the world financial turmoil has nothing to do with our Yucai Coin, right?"

I said: "No. The way of war and education are deadlocked."

I looked at Ersha again and smiled: "Kezi, where did I buy the radio?"

Er Sha retracted his gaze from the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said, "On the street, 55 bought it."

I glanced at the stuff in his hand. Contemptuously said: "It's a pitfall, I buy the most

Er Shao smiled mysteriously, and suddenly pushed the broken box in his hand out of an empty position: "I can still listen to the cassette..." Yes, where can I buy the cassette? Nostalgic people like me have two demagnetized little Tigers left in their hands.

At this moment, I listened to the excited screams of our buns upstairs: "Wow-I'm not dreaming, am I?" I ran upstairs quickly, yelling, "Brother Yu, don't bother you to do it yourself." !" Finally caught a chance for revenge-I must pinch someone else's **** this time!

Wait for me to run up. Baozi had already pulled Hua Mulan and laughed and jumped. My son was thrown on the bed casually by her, leaning on his head and crying without tears. Master Li gently picked it up distressedly. He blamed the buns and said, "Cousin, how can you look at your child like this?"

The little thing opened his eyes and saw that a group of his godfathers and goddesses had arrived. Then he cried out in a state of appraisal and was extremely angry, intending to use public opinion to denounce the perverse behavior of the buns.

Xiang Yu, the ancestor of the Xiang clan, first said: "Bun, you are too careless."

Qin Shihuang said: "Just silk (yes) drops. Be careful with broken (small) children."

Only Liu Bang put his head out of his room and said, "How can people be so delicate. My son hasn't been beaten up since he was a child, so he still becomes an emperor."

Shouldn't see that his mother Xiao Xiang has been condemned as he deserves. Satisfied, he buried his head in Master Li's arms, and then sniffed his nose, and then came in the second foolishly said: "Let's put it down, you are so weird."

Master Li said innocently: "I didn't wear perfume today."

Before he finished his words, he shouldn't have sucked his little mouth towards Master Li's chest suddenly. Master Li was caught off guard, his face flushed and said, "Ah, this little guy..."

Fortunately, the buns immediately took them away. Patting his little **** and laughing: "Your godmother didn't have a little brother before you sucked and sucked for nothing." We laughed. Master Li almost hid her face and fled, scolding Baozi: "The cousin is getting more and less serious."

It's the so-called food color. I suddenly discovered that men have actually turned around women's **** in their entire lives. Our family shouldn't be hungry now, and wait for the future... Uh, everyone thinks it, or it's easy to be said to be old and rude.

This group of people came to my house, just wandered in the bun’s room, and then some changed slippers and some looked for the toothbrushes they had used before. They only left the buns and me in the local "dreams of not being a guest", they directly "Make Hangzhou a Bianzhou."

I was stunned for a while before grabbing Xiang Yu, who was passing by me. Before I could speak, Xiang Yu asked me: "Where are my big pants?" I pointed to the cabinet blankly, and Xiang Yu nodded and pulled out his legs. To leave, I hurriedly grabbed him again, "Eh, I haven't asked you yet."

"Ask what?"

"...Where's my sister-in-law?" From a personal point of view, Xiang Yu seems to have no reason not to be with Yu Ji—Yu Ji should be born in two months. At this time, he dare to run around? Also, how did they come back?

"Your sister-in-law is pretty good." Xiang Yu changed his big pants and washed his face in slippers. I had to hold Li Shishi again, "Where is Shaoyan?"

Master Li took a few new underwear from Baozi and walked into her room. When I asked her, he said, "Shaoyan is going to pick up his grandmother."

"...Why are you back here?"

"Taking a taxi." Li Shishi said naturally.

I want to ask again, Master Li glanced at the watch on the wall and shouted: "Oh, we should go now."

Me and Baozi were relatively horrified, and I couldn’t help crying, "Where are you going? You come here for me to wander around?" For whatever reason, it would be a dream if it was that way, it would be too cruel for me and Baozi. Up.

Baozi shouldn't hold her tightly. Standing at the top of the stairs was a bit frightened. One hand subconsciously grabbed Hua Mulan who just passed by.

Seeing our expression, Master Li was taken aback for a while and suddenly giggled: "Silly, we include you and cousin-we should go to educate."

I wondered: "Go to Yucai?"

Master Li said helplessly: "Isian Liu really didn't tell you?"

"Liu Laoliu? What are you talking about? How did you come here? Are you afraid that God will send you back?"

Master Li said, "In fact, we all received Liu Xianren's notice when my cousin should not be born. The day when the full moon should not be the beginning of the sub-incubation period of heaven, from today until the 2009 Lunar New Year, as long as the soldiers It doesn’t matter if the number of people interacting with Yucai’s activities does not exceed 1,000. In the remaining two months, we, your former customers, can move around."

I suddenly said, "So you are here? The Lunar New Year—that's exactly two months away." No wonder the buns and I went to Xiang Yu and Liu Bang and they deliberately didn't come to send it. It turned out to be a surprise for us today. And when we said goodbye to Fatty and them yesterday, they did not express too much sadness, because they knew that they would meet again today, and the secret was almost revealed by Er Shao, so Qin Shihuang dragged him...

"Really?" Baozi was overjoyed at once, but she immediately said, "Oh, we should go to the Happy Forest. Your father and my father are still waiting."

I said, "Let's go together. Anyway, it's not that I haven't eaten together."

Xiang Yu pinched my neck from behind and said, "Why go to the Happy Forest. There are many people waiting for you in Yucai."

"Who is there?"

Xiang Yu said: "Anyway, everything that should have come - I naturally can't put your sister-in-law down alone."

I was surprised: "My sister-in-law is here too?" Xiang Yu smiled and nodded.

Qin Shihuang interjected, "I'm hungry, and I don't want to come here, but I've also come a lot."

"Who shouldn't come?" I'm curious, there is also a blacklist in the eyes of the kind-hearted Qin Shihuang?

Hua Mulan smiled and said, "Don't you know if you go? Just to my godson Xiao, shouldn't the full moon happen to be God's laziness, and there are really a lot of people who shouldn't be here."

I became more curious and couldn't afford to have two wings, but I wondered again: "Then what should I do with the two adults in Baozi?"

Liu Bang said: "Oh, you have a dead head, which is important?"

"Uh..." To be honest, I still think that the old people are more important. After all, they are all elders, and Baozi and I haven't had the guts to rise above the poles.

Xiang Yu casually said to Baozi: "Give your dad a call and let him go to Yucai to see me." He said so confidently. The old accountant is his great-grandson who doesn't know how many generations--

But what about my dad? Our ancestors of the Xiao family seem to be in the middle of nowhere, and apart from Xiao Rang among the clients I have received, there is not even a celebrity.

Liu Bang said: "Xiaoqiang, your dad should know that you offended almost all celebrities in history for a dispensable meal and he can't smoke you?"

I was depressed and said, "If he knew that I was not going to eat his meal just to meet a bunch of messy people, he would smoke me!"

A dry person: "..."

Finally, I said suddenly: "Forget it. Let's go to educate people first, and I will think of a solution later."

When I got to the door, I saw a huge group of people and asked: "How do I go?"

Xiang Yu intimately patted my Invincible Jinbei: "I will drive this one."

Baozi said, "I can't sit down either."

I couldn't help taking a look at Xiang Yu and the others, and said, "You can just make a call and let us go there. You have to take a trip."

Xiang Yu chuckled: "Firstly, I'm afraid you won't believe it, secondly...we all miss you."

I was immediately moved. It was not easy to say such nasty words from his mouth. I am about to express my surging emotions to the ancestors of the buns. Little did Xiang Yu pat the big pants just after he changed. Affectionately said, "Mainly I miss it."...

I melancholy asked Baozi: "Where is your car?"

Baozi slapped his head: "Yes. Forget that I have a car owner." She left it to me to hold it, ran to drive, and after a while dumped her Chevrolet from the garage. , I walked up and drove her to the co-pilot. By the way, I put my son in her arms, and muttered, "How can a woman drive a man and hold a child?"

Baozi refused to accept: "What can you do? A person who has passed the pediatric exam twice."

I hummed: "It's better than you have never experienced in this three-level discipline so far!"

Liu Bang happened to get into our car and comforted Baozi: "It's okay Baozi, if you want to drive along with me for transportation, your car must be reserved only by nobles above the Duke."

I said, "Is there a woman in your driver?"

Liu Bang said: "There is no driver yet, but most of our service industries are beautiful women."

I sneered and said, "Don't you just sell tickets?"

Liu Bang said seriously: "The place to pour tea on the golden carriage is more beautiful than the stewardess~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I suddenly thought of a question, "Is the service industry good in your Hanfu?" Isn't it covered too tightly? "

Liu Bang said, “You don’t understand this. You can’t have bare-bottomed women in high-end places. They are bunny girls wearing bras and **** all over the world. Isn't it popular all over the world?"

I said, "They are popular because they don't wear clothes most of the time, okay?"

Liu Bang smacked his mouth and said, "By the way, I really have to look for Fengfeng when it comes to clothes."

"What are you doing?"

"Look for her to make Tang suits, there are a lot of exposures, and it has a selling point."

I said, "You look for Li Shimin in Tang suits."

Before Liu Bang could speak, Baozi couldn't help but said, "You are stupid, isn't that expensive?"

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