The First Chaos In History

For so many years before I met Baozi, I was also a person who "come through", and I was also a "Crotch Cuff". I wanted to find a few pornographic films to see. Those bridge sections are already familiar to me. Everyone says that it is difficult to learn Japanese. Anyway, my Japanese level is enough to call zuo with a Japanese girl.

I wandered around like a cat on a tin roof for a long time, and the strength was too small, so I simply packed up and played with myself. I put on Liu Bang’s dragon robe with Xiang Yu’s armor inside, and turned in front of the mirror. Looking at himself, he ran to the room and hung Qin Shihuang's sword coins on his waist, and then returned to the mirror. The guy who was photographed looked like the owner of the shroud shop during the Republic of China. I was so silly and silly that I heard someone coming downstairs.

I ran to the top of the stairs and saw that a beautiful woman with a compelling temperament was standing leisurely and watching the art paintings on the wall. She was wearing a beige Versace, carrying a matching handbag casually in her hand, all over her body. It exudes a cold and capable breath, which makes people afraid to face it. If Jin Shaoyan No. 1 has a similar aura to her, then Jin Shaoyan grew up with a golden spoon in her hands, and she came from herself. This kind of woman knows that she has gone through hard work and struggle in the workplace. , Those soft ankles, I don't know how many men who dared to despise her were kicked invisibly.

　　 Although I was still struggling in the sea of ​​desire, when I saw her, I completely calmed down. It is said that a strong woman is easy to arouse a man’s desire to conquer. It must be a man who can sit on an equal footing with her, like me, let’s forget it. Poor left a few hundred dollars on the bedside table, and I could only be killed by a head blow.

　　 Of course, she is going to play the queen with me now, and she can't afford it even if I break this suit now-Mr. Lu Xun said so well, this is the spirit of Ah Q.

　　 I flirted with the imperial robe and walked downstairs, my leg hair looming, and the drag board was kicking on the stairs. I greeted her warmly: "What can I do for you?"

She didn't speak, and waited for me to come down quietly. Looking at me, she should be a little dizzy. I was also very embarrassed. Time was too short to change. If I didn't wear a robe, I would only have big pants and Xiang Yujia. , How many people do modern people know about armor? People who didn't know thought it was a bellyband made of chocolate. I was going to come down like that. The police would not ask me to kill me and I didn't have the face to call injustice.

　　 I waited for a long time, only to wait for her to say faintly "Just look at it."

Neuropathy! This is a pawnshop and not a clothing city. What's so good about it?

　　 But the customer is God, and this girl is like a rich man and can’t offend, I had to sit on the sofa in a jealousy and said, "Then you can just take a look."

　　 I really can't find anything more interesting than me in this hall.

　　Bing Beauty looked around for a while and walked towards the door. When she held the doorknob with one hand, she suddenly turned her head and asked me: "You are Manager Xiao, right?"

　　 I nodded, she also nodded at me coldly, and went out.

I encountered such an inexplicable thing in the morning. I ate a pack of instant noodles at noon. When I wanted to lie down for a meeting, I received a call from Girl Ruhua. This time she called me as Secretary Jin Shaoyan and invited me. Go to Jin Shaoyan's office to watch the live broadcast of the horse race.

　　 Jin Shaoyan, this kid did not know how to be a human before, and he was irrational and unreasonable. Of course he thought that "Unparalleled in the World" was set to win, and wanted to ridicule me as soon as the game was over. Of course I didn't have any psychological burden, so I easily agreed.

　　 Thinking of Jin 2’s repeated emphasis on wearing formal attire, I don’t even bother to change it. Liu Bang’s imperial robe is slippery and cool. Besides, this is definitely formal enough, right? Thinking about it, I suddenly laughed viciously. I took off my robe and armor, and put on a two-strand vest with shorts and slippers underneath. I carried the new phone in a bag and went out to take a taxi. I went straight to the Science Park, and when I reached the door of their company, the security was still the same. This time, I let me in without saying anything.

I deliberately shook my eyes on each floor like a second-rate, and made my eyes full of money. Then I went to the 16th floor. I put on Bluetooth and dialed the phone of Jin2. It was still messy there, and I could hear the buns from time to time. The laughter with Li Shishi and the voice from Jing Ersha Semiconductor. Jin 2 seemed to have a great time. Before I could talk, I told me about the interesting things they encountered in the forest park for a long time. Xiang Yu almost made a bow with a branch and wanted to hunt.

I hated it, and I told him about my situation. Jin 2 said: "Anyway, you already know the result, but you have to pretend to be nervous. After you win, I will be sorry for him and give him a step down. Not only can you get a car, he has to thank you so that it will be much more convenient for you to misrepresent his money in the future."

The only feature of 　　Gold 2 is that it is more ruthless than Gold 1. I have never seen a person who puts himself in such a desperate way.

　　 I turned on the phone and went into Jin Shaoyan's office smoothly. This kid looked impatient and excited. He seemed to be waiting to humiliate me. The 500,000 he paid may have long been forgotten.

　　 I wandered in like this, Jin Shaoyan didn't care. He probably won't be angry even if I **** on his desk now. In his eyes, I am a dying person.

　　 In Jin Shaoyan's splendid office, a huge plasma TV occupies the entire wall.

On the screen is a live broadcast of a certain Hong Kong Satellite TV. This channel is a professional horse racing channel. The horse racing has not yet started. The host speaks Cantonese and is explaining the information of the 16 horses in the field. Horse 1 is the "unparalleled". The information displayed on the screen shows that this horse has a winning rate of 89%. It is a red and tall British thoroughbred. The host introduced it for more than 1 minute. It was only on the 14th that it was its turn. "Failed and fought repeatedly", this is a plain black horse. The win rate column on the screen is gray. The best ranking: "4". The camera shakes twice on it and it passes, host I don't know what was said, but the irony is obvious.

I moved a leather sofa to the front of the screen, used a potted plant as an ashtray, took out the crumpled soft white sand to put one on my mouth, and then took out another one to throw at Jin Shaoyan-to disperse the cigarette. got used to.

　　 Jin Shaoyan shook his head with a smile, leaning in the boss chair, and drew a ham-like cigar from the cigar box, cut off the seal with a tomato cutter, and gracefully roasted the cigarette body with a flame.

　　 Hey, I lost first in terms of momentum. I was still at the level of a few buddies gambling and one person carrying a horse and a bottle of beer.

During this period, my phone was always on. Jin 2 was very open-minded. He only played by himself and ignored me. I could hear the excitement of tourists from his side, mixed with groups of 5 and buns. It seems that they are sitting in the sightseeing car watching the hunting of beasts.

At this time, the race began. With a gunshot, 16 horses rushed out of the stables "like wild dogs without rein", "Tian Xia Wushuang" ran unceremoniously at the forefront to lead the group of horses, and the number 8 was behind. And No. 3, followed by No. 15, and No. 7, and then behind... When I saw No. 14 "fighting repeatedly", I was choked with smoke and coughed violently: the animal jumped forward and ran forward. Like a lame rabbit, he was dropped 200 meters after he ran for half a circle. The jockey was just a coke, and he became a bullfighter. He was so dizzy that he was "failed and fought repeatedly". The limelight of "Unparalleled Under Heaven", which has been far ahead, was also snatched by this pair of live treasures.

This scene has almost brought me to the critical point of collapse, and there was a happy bun's shout from the headset: "Caught hey, bitten hey——" I whispered: "Big boy, what you said The horse is about to let'Tian Xia Wushuang' wrap around, aren't you playing with me?"

　　 "Hey, don't worry, strong brother, 12,000 meters, that horse has enough stamina-yeah, it's disgusting, and the intestines are bitten out... I won't tell you now, let me know after the comparison."

　　 It's strange that the jockey's prostate didn't come out after running 12 kilometers like this.

　　 However, the situation has indeed changed. The "lame rabbit" jumped and jumped, and slowly caught up with the horses in front like a one-legged fairy. After the last lap, one stepped forward.

　　 Jin Shaoyan sneered: "The horse you bought looks a bit like you, and it's a bit reluctant. In fact, it will definitely be more developed if it is not a horse race and goes to a circus."

　　 This kid is no worse than me. If I can't beat him, I have to beat him!

On the 14th in the talking room, I crossed another one and became the third from the bottom. I looked back at Jin Shaoyan's work triumphantly, and was overtaken by the horse behind and became the second from the bottom... Jin Shaoyan couldn't help but laughed and picked it up. The phone ordered: "Let the logistics send a set of clean clothes up." My tears were almost falling.

　　 In the first 6 laps, "The Lame Bunny" ran fairly well. It was okay to overtake other horses, and was overtaken by other horses. In the end, it moved forward several places. There were already 5 horses behind it.

From the 7th lap, the "lame rabbit" began to exert its strength. With an extremely weird posture and an unreasonable mindset of playing cards, it jumped forward and backward, drifted with a change of line, and ran quickly at a speed of two per lap. In the 5th place, even so, the people in the racetrack still treated it as a joke. They pointed to the 14th horse and laughed forward and backward, as if they saw a pig dribbling through the people in the World Cup finals, and finally volleyed. The shot is the same.

　　 But the momentum of the "lame rabbit" did not stop. By the time of the penultimate lap, it had surpassed 14 horses and became the second place, so people stopped laughing.

Although it was second, it was still far from "Tian Xia Wushuang". According to the current situation, no one could shake its first position. Jin Shaoyan also stopped the mockery at this time and said in awe. Teach the horse well, and then change to a jockey, there is still a lot of potential." Hearing that tone, he still thinks this "Unparalleled Under Heaven" is set to win.

However, if you have professional horse betting experience, you will find that the distance between "Unparalleled in the World" and "Lame Rabbit" seems to be the same, but in fact they are approaching at a distance of one thread per second. The horse was already only one body away, and people were shocked. The difference from the boiling of the last lap of the past is the silence today. Almost everyone stood up and looked at the horse called Lame... Uh, repeatedly The horse that has been defeated repeatedly, although they did not think that it will win the race until now-it is only less than 10 meters away from the finish line. In a horse race, this distance is basically useless, and the difference between the two horses is also A lot.

　　 At this time, Jin 2 asked me nervously, "Is it time to sprint?" I hummed.

　　 "Look carefully, it's wonderful!" he shouted excitedly.

　　 is really wonderful! At the moment when "Tian Xia Wushuang" was about to touch the line, the "lame rabbit" half a body behind suddenly jumped high, stretched out four hoofs like a light elk, and when it fell, it was better than "Tian Xia Wushuang". A horse's nose touches the line in advance.

　　 I yelled: "Long live the lame rabbit!"

　　 Jin Shaoyan temporarily forgot to win or lose, he looked at the screen in a daze, and muttered, "What is that?"

　　 There was a lot of joy on the screen, including those who lost money. They were convinced of the loss. The host didn't know what to say, so they could only keep screaming at the audience.

　　 At this time, Jin 2’s very sincere voice came from the earphones: "Brother Qiang, I beg you..."

　　 I sighed, and whispered: "Don't tell me, I know what to do."

　　 I walked up to Jin Shaoyan who was in a daze and said, "Give me your car keys and forget about it."

Jin Shaoyan numbly took out the car key and put it on the table. I picked it up. Just as I was about to turn around and go out, the iconic mockery appeared on his face again: "I knew you would change your mind. People like you will never give up such real interests for the so-called dignity."

　　 As soon as he said these words, Jin 2 expected that things would go bad, so he begged: "Brother Qiang, don't be familiar with him..."

　　 I tore off the Bluetooth headset, put the car key back, and quietly said: "The surname is Jin, my **** changed my mind-you are going to call me strong brother in front of your entire company!"

　　 Jin Shaoyan smiled stiffly, his tone softened: "You are kidding, my car costs more than 3 million before tax!"

I picked up his landline and handed it to him: "Call and let all your staff come to see you and call me strong brother. Of course, you can also ask the security to drive me out. I recognized it when I came out."

　　 Jin Shaoyan glanced at me last, his eyes turned cold, and he took the call and ordered: "Let all employees go to the 16th floor for a meeting!"

In less than 5 minutes, the empty space on the 16th floor was filled with more than 500 professional men and women. Many of them had seen me just now and looked at me laughing. I was wearing a two-stranded vest and big pants. , Pedaling on the "sports" dragboard, with half a piece of soft white sand in my hand, this building is estimated to have never seen me in such a casual outfit since its construction.

Jin Shaoyan walked out of the office with a sullen face and asked Ruhua: "Are there all the people here?" Ruhua nodded cautiously. Jin Shaoyan pointed at me and said, "I'm betting on horses with this gentleman. I lost. As previously stated, my name is He said, Brother Qiang, you all listen." After Jin Shaoyan turned his head resolutely, he bowed at me like a Japanese, and shouted, "Brother Qiang!"

　　 "Don't call me brothers and sisters." I stomped the cigarette out and walked away in front of the 500 people.

　　 At this point, Jin Shaoyan and I are dead.

　　 I came out and immediately revealed the true colors of a citizen. I picked up the phone and asked Jin 2: "He won't find the underworld to retaliate against me, right?"

When Jin 2 heard what happened, he sighed and said, "To be honest, I don’t know. He has never planted such a big somersault before. Brother Qiang, you are not to blame for this matter. I blame him for not being a human being before. If he wants to trouble you, you can ask Xiang Yu to tear him down. I have no objection."

　　 Hey, it’s also Jin Shaoyan. Why is the difference in life so big?

The evening meal was ordered from "Fushengyuan". Jin 1 and Jin 2 are all depressed today. Jin 2 is afraid to go to a restaurant and then meet Jin 1. My group of 5 has broken up in the past two days. I win the fat man. Finally, he has the concept of spending money to enjoy. While he has an idea of ​​money, he has no idea about the amount of money. The fat guy now buys ice cream for 100 yuan without any change, and Ersha’s pocket is full of Nanfu batteries. , Throw it away without recharging it; Li Shishi has supported the original book; Xiang Yu is still only interested in cars. Jin Shaoyan intends to install the spare tire of the Mercedes-Benz business on the front of the car and let him practice as a bumper car. I’m going back with hard remonstrance, it’s going to go smoothly, and I won’t have corpses all over the street when I’m on the street; Liu Bang’s attitude is warm. Love, haven't found a fixed hobby yet.

　　 Baozi followed them for a long time (went back to work again at 4pm), feeling that Jin Shaoyan was obviously wrong with spending money. She secretly asked me: "Is Jin Shaoyan begging you for something?" I nodded. It's a matter of life.

Baozi thought for a while, and suddenly grabbed me: "He doesn't want you to kill his twin brother, right?" This woman is just like this, watching what is it. These days, she is watching a Hong Kong cable TV drama. The other day When watching Korean dramas, I also played with You Yu.

But this sentence also reminded me that now I and Jin 1 are not at odds, I might backfire to save him, so I thought of Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu said: "I'm not interested." A white-eyed wolf, people give you millions for nothing. The car is out.

　　 When I was eating, I rubbed and wiped Baozi very affectionately. Of course, Baozi knew what I meant. She pinched me secretly, her eyes were like water, and it seemed that she couldn't do it anymore. Master Li blushed and didn't dare to look at us. Given her previous career, it seems that she shouldn't be so shy. Could it be that... she's not good anymore?

　　 Jin Shaoyan swept away his depression, and said with a smile: "Brother Qiang, let's not live at home today."

　　 Does this kid see that my heart is rippling, and he wants me to go out and corrupt? Where can a rich man like him invite me? emperor? Queen of Gold? Hundred flowers? I heard that there are tens of thousands of young ladies in these places in one night~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Wakaka!

　　 Can't we talk about this in private?

Bao Zi touched the chopsticks, hehe smiled and said, "Where do you want to live?" How come this smile sounds so creepy, Jin Shaoyan's life is hanging by a thread, as long as you say the name of any bathhouse from his mouth, Bao Zi's chopsticks are just fine. Will "biu" fly over at once.

　　 Jin Shaoyan stopped the smirk, and said seriously: "I want to ask everyone to go back to the hotel with me. I will open a few more rooms. Let's play all night, and if we are sleepy, we will go back to the house and sleep in our own house."

　　 Before I could express my opinion, most people in the 5-member group voted for it. These guys, especially the men, knew that it was right to follow Jin Shaoyan. In fact, I didn't want to go. I took these 5 people to stay in a hotel, especially after we separated at night, no one knew what would happen. But touching the bun's soft waist, I am also a little vague. If I hold it back in the long run, I will probably become the name of the character in Zhou Xingxing's movie: Jiangbao.

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　　内個...... Everyone forgive me, 500W hasn't gotten it yet, but it's really not my fault. Didn't I make up the plot?

　　 5000 words in this chapter, even the early morning yesterday, the next chapter is estimated to be early this morning, the 500W will not be able to get a hand, Xiaohua can't guarantee this time.

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