The First Chaos In History

I heard that Liu Laoliu was waiting for me outside. I couldn’t help but increase my speed. When I came out, I saw that the old god’s stick was sitting on the railing with his back facing me, smoking, besides He Tiandou there was an old man beside him. , It should be the new customer he brought. This kind of scene is so familiar. I didn't care about others, and went up and patted the old guy on the shoulder and said, "Are you not dead yet?"

But Liu Laoliu seemed not in the mood to fight with me today. He turned around, silently rubbed the cigarette **** out on the railing, and solemnly said, "Xiaoqiang, I'm here to say goodbye to you today."

I was taken aback. Although I knew there was today, I was still a little sad, and reluctantly smiled and said, "Are you really going to die?"

Liu Laoliu said lightly: "My official duties in the world are over, it's time to go back."

"What about the old man?"

Liu Lao Liu said, "He will also go with me."

"Old Liu, I haven't asked you, what kind of official are you in Heaven? If it doesn't matter what matters, it's not too late to leave after playing for a few days. At least you should pay back the money you lied to before you leave, right?"

Liu Laoliu smiled mysteriously: "Speaking of this, there seems to be no official above me."

I'm used to saying, "Well, you are light, you are electricity, you are SUPPER-STAR, and you are the Jade Emperor----When will you learn from me and not brag B? You are thunderous and I forget it."

Liu Laoliu still smiled and said: "Xiaoqiang, you should have such common sense. If a company is on the verge of bankruptcy, it is very easy to see its chairman. At this time, if there is no person in charge to mediate, you will send someone who can't be the leader. The secretary came out, the job was not a joke. Think about it, is there one thing I promised you that I didn’t do? If I really am an agent, I’m afraid your mind-reading skills will be another 30 years. I can't approve it either."

I was surprised: "Aren't you really the Jade Emperor?"

Liu Laoliu stood with his hands behind him, confidently saying: "I am!"

Seeing that I didn't believe him, Liu Laoliu said, "It's meaningless for a leader at my level to behave. I usually have to face the boss. It's hard to relax and relax after a business trip?"

I shuddered and said, "It's really hard to imagine your sullen face, so you will still be my boss in the future-can I go to **** after I die?"

"In order to save sentient beings in the Three Realms. I didn't hesitate to go down to the world to supervise this matter, and was called by you, a stinky boy, an old man on the left and an old man on the right. You were struck by lightning long ago when you were about to change the peace!"

I don’t know if this old **** stick is true, but from the performance of He Tiandou who smiled and said nothing, I’m afraid this old guy didn’t joking with me this time. Thinking of all the past, I suddenly felt a pain out of thin air. : I have poured out almost all the most vicious words on this old thing (you see. There are the words old **** stick and old thing in this paragraph alone), I am afraid it is too late to ask for mercy, I am stubborn. He stomped his foot, and said in a stern, "Have you been smashing Lao Tzu for few? I used to have a house and a land in my house in my previous life. Who gave Lao Tzu a thunder before liberation?"

Liu Laoliu said in amazement: "Who told you about the land? You were just a tenant in your previous life. If you find it interesting, I will really cut you before liberation." The old guy threatened me secretly." Xiaoqiang, the son of a daughter does not stand under a dangerous wall, you have to cherish everything now."

A lot of thoughts flashed in my mind, and I suddenly grabbed Liu Laoliu's arm and said, "That's right. You tell me who I was in my previous life. Why have I been doing the same thing for more than ten years? A dream: I dreamed that 7 naked women with perfect bodies were bathing in the river in front of me. In the end, I also fished out the hottest wife. To tell the truth, did I have a cowboy in my previous life?"

The truth is out, comrades! Why is it okay for other people to have an enlarged prostate with a fox, but I only have a glance with the fairy, and I will suffer the doom of nine thunderstorms. The typical rich girl commits herself to marry, and her family retaliates privately! So Liu Laoliu had been my old man, and I deserved to have harmed his girl!

Liu Laoliu scratched his head and said, "You could not have been a cowboy in your last life. You were a virgin when you died. And don't forget that the day you died happened to be July 7th. If the seven girls were not kind, you would have to suffer 8 Thunder!"

I questioned: "Then what do you say about my old dream of taking a bath with a naked girl?"

Liu Lao Liu said: "You started watching uncensored movies when you were 13 years old, you ask me?"

I didn't give up and said: "Then why are there seven?"

Liu Laoliu said, "Then why are there 7 dwarfs? Why are there 7 weapons? On the axis of the human realm, we have lived for hundreds of thousands of years. Which number is not the gods?"

I'm speechless.

Liu Laoliu said again: "Furthermore. Your kid has watched "The Deer and Ding Ji" too much! What you want to see is "Jin Ping Mei" contains only 3 dreams..."

Seeing that we talked more and more, He Tiandou coughed softly, and I said in passing, "What will you do after I go back with you?"

Liu Lao said, "I will arrange a fertile land for him."

He Tiandou walked up and smiled and said, "Xiaoqiang, you have suffered a lot for so long, but I'm sorry."

I said, "It's all over. Besides, you didn't really embarrass me. You left me a lot of fortune."

Liu Lao said, "That was left for you in my name."

I said angrily: "Speaking of which, I forgot to ask you. What's the matter with that bastard?"

Liu Laoliu patted me on the shoulder and said, "I can't do anything about it. That can save a lot of trouble, let alone. It's enough to be your grandfather at my age. Even if you call me "Father", you won't lose money, right? During the period of cooperation, you have suffered a lot, but the benefits have not been lost, have you? Generally speaking, it’s pretty pleasant."

When he said this, my heart became heavy again. The old **** stick was actually quite right. In the past two years, I have been using him as a strong backer, but it is rare to have a good face for him. I have broken the world. Pinch out a cigarette to light the old guy, and said in a fairly respectful tone for the first time: "My father and I will be even, I won't call you a **** in the future, and you don't expect me to call your father. Unless you send your Seventh Princess to me to experience life..."

Liu Laoliu spit on the ground: "You are smoking a fake cigarette again!"

I know he said this only to interrupt my charming thoughts, I haven't smoked fake cigarettes for a long time.

Liu Lao Liuyi pointed to the old man who came with them and said: "This Kangxi, he and Wu Sangui's affairs, you can find a way to deal with it, you are more experienced than me in this respect."

Although a little unexpected. But soon I got used to it, Liu Laoliu was right. I have a lot of experience in this area. I dusted the two sleeves and smiled at Kangxi's waist and said, "Master, are you used to it when you first came here?"

Kangxi smiled and said: "You are welcome, I have a good rule." No wonder people are proficient in three languages, and his brain is bright, but he is not a foreign language, and it is not as good as an English four-level certificate to apply for a foreign company. make……

Liu Laoliu pointed to the hall and said, "I will not close the military road that was originally scheduled to be closed in three months. Anyway, they have already escaped the supervision of the heaven. Just pay attention to unity. You can tell them after dinner."

I palpitated: "That..."

Liu Laoliu seemed to know what I wanted to say, and said first: "You are not included, which means that they can communicate with each other, and you and them can never see each other again."

I cried, "Why?"

"Xindi Human Realm Axis starts from you. If you collude with them, it is likely to cause Xindi disaster. I won't say much about the consequences. Get together for these three months."

I was silent for a while.

Liu Laoliu looked at it at last and said, "Then let's go, Xiaoqiang. We won't see him for a short time."

Such a long time. The pants are also showing emotion, let alone people. I just don’t know what to say. Liu Laoliu said again: "Xiaoqiang, give me some more money, come out, I will also bring the gang of turtles in the sky. Order something."

Without saying a word, I took out my wallet and broke it open. Liu Lao Liu explored his hand, and skillfully took away all the cash, his tail and ring finger hooked. I also squeezed my credit card away-it would be impossible for others to find out if I had to change it, but I was different, I was guarding him!

"...More than 2,000 yuan is not enough for you to buy a gift?"

Liu Laoliu said hesitantly: "You are not short of money now. Besides, why don't you remember anyone? The real estate I gave you is worth enough."

I am helpless.

Liu Lao Liu patted on my shoulder: "Boy, really gone!" He turned his head without reluctance to say-from the back, his hair is gray and his back is no longer strong. straight. Although this wretched body is really a smelly skin to him. But under his instigation, I finally got a sore nose. Suddenly choked silently.

He Tiandou kept smiling, seeing that Liu Laoliu had gone far away, he whispered to me: "Actually, the real estate he gave you all used my money---and, I originally wanted to pay the gift directly. What you adopted in the name of Yu was that he said that gifts should not be given away for free, and you must take advantage of you."

I opened my eyes and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"I'm stupid? I have to follow him in the future, how can I offend him?"

...It seems that He Tiandou still hasn't worked with Liu Laoliu, what he is doing now doesn't look like a gentleman anymore.

I looked at Liu Laoliu's fading figure. The old guy deliberately walked extremely sensational. Every step was so full of parting thoughts. Only then did I realize that he had left a **** handprint on my shoulder just now. , And took away my smoke more easily. I stared into the distance and murmured in an emotional tone: "A bastard..."

Sending off the two old magic sticks, I handed over to Kangxi: "The emperor, shall we go?"

Kangxi waved his hand and said: "You're welcome, let's go to the countryside and do what you like, you can call me old brother, I heard that you are so talented today, and I have been longing for several seniors."

I hesitated and said, "That...Brother Love, Brother New, Brother Jueluo..."

Kangxi said: "Call Xuan Ge."

"Yes, Brother Xuan, there is someone in there that you might not like to see..."

"You're talking about Wu Sangui, I know, before we return, this is a lifetime, isn't it?"

I admired: "You look really good. I was walking in with Kangxi, and suddenly a tall man walked in front of us halfway. It's stubble, and it's not the easy master in the early years. It's Lei Laoshi who has been against me before.

Of course, I was not afraid of him before, and now I am not afraid. It was just a little surprised at his appearance, Lei Lao Si saw me. He walked a few steps forward, and his expression did not seem malicious. He took a big golden chain in his hand and handed it to me. He was embarrassed and said: "Xiaoqiang, I was so offended before. I just passed by today and heard that your son is full of the moon. Just accept it."

I was embarrassed when he said that, weighing the golden chain and smiling: "Oh. This big guy, thank you brother, as long as you don't blame me."

Old Lei said unequivocally, "In fact, it doesn’t matter if I want to open it. I don’t blame you. Those foreigners are not a good thing. If you didn’t stop me, I would have to get deeper. I didn’t want to understand until later, so why are you busy? Okay, I won't bother."

I tugged at him and said, "Don't. Since you are here, why don't you have a meal together?"

Old Lei saw me sincerely inviting me. I didn’t say much. I nodded and walked to the front. Kangxi asked me what’s going on. I briefly talked about the grievances with him. Kangxi snorted slightly: “Look at this person’s actions, three points Strong and stupid, without perseverance, even if you don't pull him, sooner or later he will have to lose his family business."

I smiled and said, "Since they are all reconciled, I won't say anything."

The three of us entered the hall back and forth. On the stage, Mu Huali and Hasel were humming a long tune. The accompaniment was Gu Ye and Yu Boya. Those who knew Lei Lao Si saw our affectionate attitude, and they all nodded to him. All the people present were stubborn and arrogant. It is not surprising to them that our little dispute was resolved in one word. Amidst the harmony, a white-faced fool suddenly shrank his shoulders in horror. Hissed: "A murderous!"

I laughed and said, "Xiao Zhao. You are here too, how can you be murderous?"

The voice did not fall. Seeing Wu Sangui halting in anger, his eyes crimson pounced on our side, and he raised his hands and shouted wildly: "I will strangle you!"

I subconsciously guarded Kangxi behind me, and continued to say: "Brother, what happened before..." I thought Wu Sangui was coming to Kangxi, but I didn't expect him to pass by us straight ahead and pinch Lei Si. Shaking his neck back and forth, he shouted: "Li Thief, you made me so miserable!"

Old Lei Si was shocked and angry. After all, he came out of the road. He immediately grabbed Wu Sangui's neck and shouted, "Don't think that I will be bullied if I lose!"

The two big guys pinched up there, one made the pinch flush with the other, and the other shook this to the wind and rain. I'm afraid they will die together in a while. When I was astonished, I immediately yelled, "Hurry up and separate them." !"

Sitting nearby were Tiger and Duan Tianlangdi's apprentices. Several big and small men went up and down to stop them. They were knocked to the ground by two and a half old men. They couldn't talk to each other. Li Yuanba had a drumstick in his mouth and Lu Zhi held it in his arms. Altar wine arrived at the same time, and the two of them hugged the two old men to the waist one by one, and separated them with only a light break. Wu Sangui and Lei Laosi kept their respective positions in the air, while yelling, Wu Sangui said: "Yes. It's not that you rebels are upset, why would I be insulting forever?" Lei Si also said, "Even if I lose the family now, not everyone can bully the land!"

Others are confused, and I am even more like a cloud. I want to say that Wu Sangui and Lei Lao Si should not have such a big hatred. Although the former has played the latter’s court, since it has all passed, Wu Sangui is not that reasonable. Not forgiving, not to mention that these two people have not even seen each other. At this moment, I heard a woman beside me sigh quietly: "Why is he here?"

When I turned my head and saw Chen Yuanyuan, she wondered: "Who did my sister-in-law say?"

Chen Yuanyuan pointed to Old Four Lei: "This person's surname is Li's own name. He is the master's mortal foe. Unexpectedly, he is still alive."

Suddenly, I couldn't help but smile wryly, "Is it true that my friends don't get together."

Kangxi gloated on the side: "Hey, these two anti-thief are fighting again."

I walked by and said in Wu Sangui's ear: "Brother, this person in front of you is Lei fourth."

Wu Sangui said angrily: "I care about his old man Lei, I only know that he is Li Zi...what are you talking about?"

I smiled and said: "You and Brother Yu are playing on his field. He is no longer the rebellious peasant." The heroes and the Eight Heavenly Kings also persuaded: "Forget it, the people here want You two have to fight so much that you can’t beat the dead."

I said to Lei Lao Si again: "Four brother, a misunderstanding, I have admitted the wrong person."

Old Lei said angrily: "It's weird to say, I think this person is annoying!"

I beckoned: "Three brothers and four brothers~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and Brother Xuan----If you have any questions, ask Teacher Chen for mediation."

Xuanzang came over with the dish of bean sprouts and said, "Come on, I will tell you about this karma."

Everyone laughed, and still sat down to watch the show. After Gu Ye and Yu Boya played another ensemble, there was a temporary cold scene on the stage. Before Xiu Xiu and Mao Sui went up to host, suddenly a few figures jumped in from the door, with Thunder I couldn't help seizing the rostrum, and immediately after the gong rang together, a thin-waisted bee-like woman sang allegro: "Today is a good day, Xiaoqiang's wife is called a bun. You shouldn't give birth to a son... Before she could finish singing, hundreds of people underneath joined the stubborn voices and said: "Strong throat is smashed and strong!" Then they burst into laughter, and the heroes shouted: "Second sister Zhang Qing, look at it."

Sun Erniang and Caiyuanzi stood up blankly, facing the husband and wife on the stage far away, as if carved out of two molds-four people, so two molds.

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Okay, I admit that I have made a mistake again, we can only finish the book on the 19th...

Zhang Xiaohua, whose RP is negative, ran away in tears and went on to the code word...