The First Chaos In History

Fengfeng stayed for a while, then asked Liu Bang, "Is your wife mad at me?"

Hou Lu said: "Sister, I'm serious."

Fengfeng was lost for a while and said, "Let's talk about something else-eldest sister, where did you buy the clothes?"

Hou Lu also looked down at herself and said, "I walked around on the street just now, and the seller told me what brand name it was. It seems to be expensive?"

Feng Feng said, "Well, that person is still conscientious and didn't give you what I made." She said, putting her small satchel on Lu's shoulder, and said, "Ah, eldest sister." , This bag matches you absolutely!"

Liu Bang couldn't help but said, "Fake people again with fakes."

Fengfeng said: "Nonsense, of course it's true for self-use, this is a new LV!"

Tong Yuan, Hu Sanniang and others next to him said one after another: "This bag is really suitable for Sister Lu. It is definitely a gold-collared temperament."

Queen Lu flushed her cheeks and kept asking, "Really?"

Fengfeng said, "Give this bag to the eldest sister. I brought it to spoil things."

Lu Hou shyly said: "How embarrassing it is." The two women called me my sister and I called you my sister, and they were immediately intimate.

We are all looking silly on one side, it turns out that bribing a man you only need to give him a woman, and bribing a woman only requires a compliment.

I shook my head and smiled, "I knew Sister Lu couldn't beat Fengfeng for a long time."

Baozi said: "How did you know?" I said: "Piracy of the United Nations can't be cured, let alone a big Han queen in the district of Lvjie."

At this time, the chef Qin Chao, the God of Cookery, walked up to Qin Shihuang and whispered a few words, and Fatty Ying's eyes suddenly lit up. Repeatedly waved his hands and said loudly: "Jing Yi Ha (below) Jing Yi Ha." Everyone said: "What's wrong with Ying brother?"

The chef took a step forward and confidently said: "I promised that the surprise dish has been prepared in advance, and the craftsmanship is not good, so I am showing my ugliness in front of everyone." With the words. Zhao Gao walked out cautiously holding a jade zhan'er, and everyone immediately calmed down, saying that this was also a big suspense today. The chef’s craftsmanship has already been seen before, and that’s not true. He said that at the end there is a special meal, which many people are worried about. Look at the jade lamp that Zhao Gao holds in his hand. It is really shining and jade. Maybe it’s pierced with the wall. Although the thing in the jade lamp is invisible, you can smell the fragrance from far away. Most of you here are. Being a wealthy family, one after another can't help holding their chopsticks and scrambling around them. I'm afraid I missed this only opportunity to taste the peerless delicacy.

Zhao Gao put the end of the lamp on the table, and Qin Shihuang took the first step to hold his hand on the top of the lamp, and everyone shouted: "Quickly open!" At this time, the strong curiosity prevailed, and they all wanted to see what was inside. As for eating, it became secondary. Jiang Menshen solemnly said, "I'm going to fire the cannon." Seeing that Qin Shihuang attracted enough attention, he suddenly raised the lid in his hand, and everyone couldn't help but put their heads together. When they circled around to see, they were all surprised and said: "So it was it?"

... Outside, Jiang Menshen personally lit the 6 salutes he brought from the hotel. Wang Basan walked out with a bowl of Shi Shiran. Question: "Brother, what is the eighth style of your artillery?"

Jiang Menshen asked back: "Is it opened inside. What is the main dish?"

Wang Basan sucked the tomato and egg noodles and said, "You'll know it by just reading it."

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the banquet was still going on, and Yue Jiajun 300 also rushed there. Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu ran over and took my hand and said warmly, "Big Brother Xiao!"

I greeted the little soldiers with a smile, and saw the iron-blooded general at the end of the team walking calmly in uniform. He looked like the secretary of the Disciplinary Inspection Committee of a certain city. Beside him, Qin Hui followed sneakily, and I went. I patted him in the past and smiled: "You old boy finally did something good in this life!"

Qin Hui said hesitantly: "You don't know, this time I called him back from the front line and used another gold medal!"

Yue Fei wondered: "Why use it again?"

I laughed and said, "Let the soldiers sit in first. As for the grievances between the two of you and Jin Wushu, the three of you —— also ask Teacher Chen for psychological counseling."

With the arrival of 300, the atmosphere of the party has reached a new stage like adding fuel to the fire. Kangxi and Wu Sangui have shook hands and made peace under Xuanzang's adjustment. The two old men went drinking while Xuanzang pinched a steamed bun to Yue Fei. And Qin Hui and Jin Wushu waved: "Come on, it's up to the three of you, who will talk first?"

While singing and dancing, a young lady with bright eyes and teeth was lying at the entrance of the hall and looking inward. Cao Xiaoxiang jumped from Cao Cao's legs to the ground with sharp eyes and said, "Mr. Ni."

Ni Siyu touched the top of Cao Xiaoxiang's head, finally saw me, and waved to me frequently: "Xiaoqiang, come out."

I came out with a three-point drunkenness, looked at her, and smiled: "I don't even call my brother, whether it's big or small, spank you."

But today, the little girl didn't seem to be in the mood to make trouble with me. First glanced carefully inside, I suddenly said: "Miss your big brother?" Then I turned around and shouted, "Brother Yu, someone is looking for----"

Ni Siyu was anxious to wave his hands back and forth: "Don't call him, I am here for his business."

I wondered: "What's the matter?"

Ni Siyu rubbed the corner of her clothes and said, "I heard that Big Brother and Zhang Bing are together."

I deliberately teased her: "So what?"

The little girl slowly said, "It was nothing, as long as the big brother is happy, I will be happy."

"Yeah, so great?"

Ni Siyu didn't notice my ridicule, and stomped angrily: "But today I saw Zhang Bing and the basketball center together, two people holding hands..."

It seems that Zhang Bing and Zhang Shuai have finally come together. I am also very pleased that she can forget the painful memories of the past. Zhang Shuai is still very good-Zhang Bing or Xiaohuan has a good life. Ah, either looking for a handsome guy or the younger brother of a senior officer in the military.

I still teased Xiao Yu and said, "Isn't that better? You still have one less competitor."

Ni Siyu stared and said: "Why don't you understand? I'm afraid he knows the injury

Xiang Yu strode out. After hearing a half-knowledge, he asked, "Afraid of anyone hurting

When Ni Siyu saw Xiang Yu, he couldn't help but went over and raised his hand and laughed: "Big Brother!"

Xiang Yu allowed her to hold her hand and jump and jump like a real brother petting her sister, and finally smiled and said, "What are you talking about?"

Ni Siyu covered it up and said: "It's nothing, just chat." I was glared back several times when I tried to put it in. Xiang Yu didn't care, and took Ni Siyu's little hand and asked her about the latest situation casually. After all, the little girl was on her mind. During the conversation, he was vague, his eyes dodged back and forth. Suddenly, she was like something fixed, she couldn't even move anymore. I followed her eyes and saw that Yu Ji had been standing behind us at some point, with her hand gently placed on the bulging abdomen, looking at Xiang Yu and the little girl. One big and one small smile were silent.

Ni Siyu rubbed his eyes vigorously, and concluded: "Zhang...Zhang..."

I reprimanded her: "Call my sister-in-law!"

Yu Ji pulled up Ni Siyu's hand. Looking at her handsome face, he said gently: "You are Xiao Yu, right? The king told me about you."

Ni Siyu said suddenly: "You are not Zhang Bing, she would not talk to me like this."

Yu Ji smiled: "Xiao Yu, will you accompany your sister for a walk?" She immediately waved to Xiang Yu. "My lord, we are together."

Xiang Yu paused and walked to Yu Ji unconsciously. Yu Ji pushed him to the other side imperceptibly, and then took Ni Siyu's hand. The three of them walked slowly along the artificial lake, Xiang Yu and his wife. One on one side, Ni Siyu sandwiched in the middle. Look from afar. It's like my brother and sister-in-law are taking a little sister out on a trip.

I couldn't help scratching my head and said, "What the **** does Yu Ji mean?"

Hua Mulan's voice said: "Of course you don't understand a woman's mind." She also followed out sometime.

I play taste: "Do you understand?"

Hua Mulan smiled slightly: "If Yu Ji wanted to showdown with Xiao Yu, she wouldn't call the last brother Xiang together. She meant to do this very clearly. That is to still intentionally accept Xiao Yu."

I wondered: "Is it possible?"

"So you don't understand women, especially women like Yu Ji. As long as Brother Xiang is happy, she is willing to do anything."

I said evilly: "Then what do you think about Brother Yu?"

Hua Mulan said: "In my opinion, Big Brother Xiang only regards Xiao Yu as his younger sister. There is no one who is right or wrong in this, so I feel sorry for Xiao Yu."

I couldn't help but exasperated: "Xiang Yu, this old boy is so blessed, so many women like him-I have been the protagonist for a long time before becoming an ugly daughter-in-law. Do you think this is a bit cruel and inhumane?"

Hua Mulan: "...I put my chin on and smiled and said, "How about you if you don't talk about others?" Is our vice principal okay? "

I thought Hua Mulan would be a little bit hard to tell on this topic, but I didn't expect her to say categorically, "You mean Yan Jingsheng? Don't look at his weak writing, but he is actually quite manly in his bones."

I unexpectedly said: "So, did you match him?"

Hua Mulan flicked her hair and turned and walked back: "What's the use of that, we can't get together again."

I sweated a lot. Even in love, she is full of resolute, pragmatic and pragmatic military style. I really saw it for the first time. I was stunned for a while. The three wandering back by the lake came back, and the expressions were full of spring breeze, as if talking. Very happy, I wondered to myself: "Could it be that Xiang Da is once again breaking the boat and resolutely doing nothing but doing it..."

When the three of them came to the front, Ni Siyu said heartily: "Big brother, big sister, you go in first, I have something to say to Xiaoqiang."

"Then we will wait for you inside."

Seeing Xiang Yu and his wife go in, I smiled and asked, "How about talking with your big sister?"

Ni Siyu’s immature face has a mature smile that does not match her age: “It doesn’t matter who she is. I only know that the big sister loves the big brother, and the big brother is also very happy. Now I don’t have to worry about it. La."

I was horrified and said: "Xiao Yu, don't think about it..."

Ni Siyu glared at me strangely: "Where do you want to go? What I said is not concerned, it is really not concerned. The big brother is happy and I am also happy. From now on, they will be my brother and sister. I will ask them if I find a boyfriend. check!"

I reassured me: "That's all right, what are your plans for the future?"

Without waiting for Ni Siyu to speak, three drunken men threw out, "Xiaoyu, you little conscience. Don't say come to see Master first." It was Zhang Shun and Ruan brothers.

Ni Siyu giggled and said, "This is coming to drink with the masters." She followed the three of them out a few steps, and suddenly turned around and said to me, "Big Brother is not an ordinary person. Isn't it?"

I nodded vigorously: "Yes, he makes pants more expensive than ordinary people."

The banquet of this meeting has come to an end. The last performance was Shiqian. He was walking towards the podium confidently with a big bag on his back, while saying: "You must have never watched this show of mine. As long as I open this bag, you will be absolutely surprised... …"

Guan Yu couldn't help but went up and kicked Shiqian and lay down, put the contents of the bag on the ground, and said to everyone: "Let's see if you have lost your wallet, come and get it yourself!"...

It was late in the evening when our education was already full of drunken drunks. Faced with this situation, Yan Jingsheng, as the vice principal, once again gave up his small family for everyone, and left his career of picking up girls in disregard, and approached me to discuss: "Where are so many people staying tonight? Our dormitory can't handle it. ."

"Send it to me." I have already understood this question. I knew Liu Laoliu was not so kind to give me 62 large villas for nothing. He had already planned to let this group of people eat and drink me.

Fortunately, the Yuejia Army 300 came, and the soldiers were rigorous, not as drunk as the bandits. I sent them to search around the campus like catching fugitives. Finally, I finally gathered the people who wandered around, and then the king Yin took the convoy to Qingshui home.

I think it's almost done, then wiped my sweat and said: "It's really messy."

Master Li covered his mouth and smiled: "I'm afraid the chaos is still to come. There are so many people. How do you divide the room at night?"

I looked back and saw that my quintet +2 and Cao Xiaoxiang's super lineup had been assembled. Yu Ji was already accompanied by Xiaohuan, and Chen Yuanyuan, Lu Hou and others also left with the brigade. I couldn’t help but smile and said, “Let’s look for the feelings we had before tonight? Except for these few of us, no outsiders will bring them. ." They all said: "Good, good."

Qin Shihuang's chef pleased: "Your Majesty, who would cook for you without me?"

Baozi shouldn't smile and scolded: "It's really the master of the church apprentice starved to death. Don't forget who you learned your craft from?"

The cook hurriedly fell silent and ran away dingy. Jin Shaoyan said with a shy face: "Brother Qiang, I can't be considered an outsider, right?"

Liu Bang waved his hand and said, "Go, you can count as the first non-staff person at most."

Zhao Baiface took Jing Ke's arm and said, "I won't go anyway."

We looked at each other and nodded at the same time: "Xiao Zhao can stay."

Jin Shaoyan refused to accept: "Why can he stay?"

I glanced at him and said, "You have to consciously be able to faint Qin Wuyang with the soles of your shoes, and you will stay."

Qin Wuyang yelled in the distance: "Who wants to smoke me?"

Jin Shaoyan ran away quickly.

When I went back, it was arranged at the time of arrival. Liu Bang followed me and Baozi in a car. I asked him, "Bangzi, what happened to your daughter-in-law and Fengfeng in the end?"

Liu Bang leaned back in the back seat and said, "Don't mention it, Fengfeng completely fainted my family's mouth. Now that lady is very interested in imitation brands and plans to join Fengfeng." Finally, Liu Bang said with emotion, "I I found that these two women are stronger than me!"

Li Shidi was worried that at last it did not cause confusion. Although these clients of mine are from different dynasties, they all have candidates for their tempers. The temporary squads have the meaning of being happy and happy. In addition to 300, they may have to use the previous tents. , Nothing else is a big problem, I'm too lazy to care.

After returning home, the steamed buns should not be taken care of by us, and they cook by themselves. After a short while, he put on a table of hearty meals. Ying Fatty sniffed and said, "You have to (speak) the steamed buns, crooked (that) tastes just fine (Yes) Midi is very good."

Xiang Yu's old illness relapsed and said proudly: "Of course, we are behind Xiangmen."

Steamed bun wiped his hands and said, "Qiangzi filled up the wine. Today is a crowded person---the little elephant is still drinking a drink."

Cao Xiaoxiang protested: "I am 13 years old!"

Xiang Yu helped voice: "That's right, when I was 1 year old..."

Liu Bang hummed: "Let's say this when your son grows up."

Speaking of my son, I asked Qin Shihuang: "Brother Ying. Where's Fusu? You can rest assured that he is with a rogue artist? If you don't make trouble, you will run into the girls' dormitory of the Academy of Fine Arts."

The fat man smiled and said, "If you want to sprinkle (what), don't care if you are hungry."

Wu Sangui said: "Whether it works, you have to deal with it. It's not ridiculous for him to paint well in the future and lose the country."

Master Li echoed: "Let's go with the children's hobbies. My elder brother is an artist, and my younger brother inherits the family business. Anyway, eldest brother Ying has two sons..."

I patted the table and said, "Everyone. I remember that we weren't so vulgar in chatting before, so why did we get to the next generation?"

Hua Mulan said, "Then what should you not do in the future?"

I suddenly came to God. Talking eloquently: "My son, he must be an all-rounder, playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, playing and singing at the age of 12. , The upper kang knows the ladies and the lower kang knows the shoes..."

Shouldn't cry.

The bun flew over as soon as he chopsticks: "If you talk nonsense, I will give my son to Qin Hui and I won't let you take it."

Hua Mulan held back a smile and said, "See you. The problem is not that you can't talk about your son, but who's the son."

Liu Bang said, "You shouldn't be mad at breaking the wheel, I said your son has a nice name?"

Ersha coldly said: "Your name is good, and I will let him call your name if I have a son in the future."

Liu Bang said with an aura, "No! Do it yourself!"

Ersha put the radio on his ears. Two eyeballs, one from the left and the other from the right, swept from the two sides of the table. Whoever stared at him was terrified: "Don't look at me!"

Ersha retracted his gaze and said in distress, "The name is difficult to pick up. What is the name of a son afterwards?"

Zhao Bailian came up with an idea and said: "Why don't you think of a good name to regenerate a son?"

Next, the two fools high-five to celebrate: "Yeah! A good way----"

We were speechless, and Zhang Qing came knocking on the door and said, "Xiaoqiang, do you still have wine in your room to borrow some."

I opened the door and brought him a few bottles of liquor. Just came back to sit down. Dong Ping knocked on the door again: "Xiaoqiang, borrow some wine." I opened the door again. Taking the wine, just after sitting down, Li Kui knocked on the door: "Xiaoqiang, wine!"

When Zhang Fei came knocking on the door, I yelled, "I'm out of alcohol!"

Zhang Feiwu said to himself: "I have!"

"...Then what are you borrowing?"

"Borrow some food..." Co-author Liu Guanzhang, the three brothers, can't make a fire to cook.

Sending away Zhang Fei, Wu Zetian came again, saying that he would borrow two chairs by the way through the deputy mahjong, and before leaving, he invited us, saying that there was still a table in the house with three missing one, Zhao Kuangyin’s brother Zhao Guangyi rushed to borrow a walnut clip ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Needless to say, Zhao Kuangyin was too lazy to hit with an axe this time. Later, more and more people came, and the borrowed things became more and more weird. In the end, I didn’t close the door, who Whatever you want to grab, at 11 o'clock in the evening, except for the stool underneath our ass, there is basically nothing to go about at home. Zhu Yuanzhang came round and round, and suddenly pointed to the rear-projection TV on the wall: "Don't look at this, I moved away."

I finally couldn't help saying, "Don't your house have a TV?" When Liu Laoliu's house was delivered to me, it was well decorated and equipped with all the electrical appliances.

Zhu Yuanzhang said: "The old Li in the living room watches "Zhen Guan Long Song", the old iron in the bedroom watches "Genghis Khan", then I want to watch "Daming Dynasty"..."...

Finally, unbearable, I rushed out and kicked open the door of a house, holding a plate and shouting: "I'm jealous today, borrow some crabs!"

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