The First Chaos In History

It is scientifically proven that when someone is out of breath, they often speak surprisingly. There are two main categories. The first category is the incomprehensible type. When I was in school, a male and a female quarreled in the class, and the girls were weak. Suddenly pointing to the boy in a hurry, "Your dad and I gave birth to you..."

　　 Everyone was stunned. What's more, the boy was dull, and immediately said: "Mom, I want to eat..." This is more sinister.

　　 There is also a type that lifts a rock and hits himself in the foot. For example, when I saw two people quarreling on the street that day, A pointed at B and cursed: "I spit on your face with stinky shit..."

　　 Gu Ye is probably the first type, and 30,000 can be seen as an interjection here. I can imagine that the old man has been irritated by me.

According to what I mean, I quickly say a few good things and leave. I don’t know that the old man is not good at it. The old guy must have practiced internal skills. I can't move my hands at all when he presses on the box. He looks at me and has a bad tone. Said: "Young people, don't be too greedy, 30,000 yuan is a lot, my old master has always been a fair price for doing business."

　　 Have a look, are you confused?

　　 I smiled and said: "Don't kick me off, this is because someone wants to frame me."

The ancient master opened the box again, took out the bottle carefully, and gently stroked the cracks on the bottle with his fingertips. I guess he should have gone into a frenzied state after touching all the cracks once, and said hurriedly: "This bottle used to be OK."

Gu Ye intently admired the lines on the bottle, and said casually: "Nonsense, of course I know it is good. It was just a normal product before it was dropped, but it will be different after it is dropped—" Gu Ye looked up. I was shocked and said: "Why don't you ask me why?"

　　 "Oh... why?"

Gu Ye continued to immerse himself in the fun, and said: "This bottle is not a work by a famous craftsman. Even if it is preserved in good condition, it will be 20,000 yuan now, but the person who repaired it is different..." Gu Ye closed his eyes and used his fingers. Touching the bottom of the bottle carefully, he suddenly said, "This person is called Jin Dajian."

　　 I was taken aback: "How do you know?"

Gu Ye smiled slightly and said: "Famous craftsmen usually engrave their names on their works out of arrogance. I can't remember this Jin Dajian, but he is definitely a person with extraordinary skills. He engraved four on the bottom of the bottle. One word:'Golden Dajian repairs', the craft of porcelain repairing has basically been lost. This Jin Dajian should be from the same age as this bottle. After his repairs like this, it is of extraordinary significance. This thing is even more valuable."

　　 I rely on, it turned out to be like this. If it wasn't for the ancient master to show off his eyesight, I would still be in the dark. Lao Jin has become more playable this time. Fortunately, the ancient master is a **** old antique who knows the goods, otherwise I will have to go out sideways today.

　　 Gu Ye finished literacy for me, holding the bottle and looking at it endlessly, and finally exclaimed: “It’s rare that he patched up the crack as if it were painted-hey, do you sell it?”

　　 "Sell! Absolutely!" Just now, I planned to sell the box for three to two thousand dollars.

　　 "Xiao Qiang, there is still room for this bottle to be in the hands of people who know the goods, but this kind of person is not easy to find at this time, 30,000 yuan sold to me, it can be considered a return."

　　 I smiled and said, "That's that." I decided to throw all the pots and pans at home and let Jin Dajian make up for it. Gu Ye will be my long-term meal ticket from now on.

The old man reluctantly put the bottle back and put the lid back, and then he ordered people to prepare the money. I heard the tiger tell me that this old man is very wealthy and his line of people are all influential figures in old China. Because of the turmoil, most of them traveled abroad to settle, and it is strange that the old ancient family has a seedling like the ancient master. When the ancient master is 40 years old, he is still a ranger and arrogant chaotic character, suddenly one day from An obituary from a major capitalist country learned that Gu Ye's second uncle passed away, and Lao Gu left Xiao Gu with an inheritance of 70 million US dollars. Xiao Gu has not yet freed himself from the emotion of sadness or surprise. A certain capitalist No. 2 power comes to an obituary. Xiao Gu’s third uncle belches a cold, leaving Xiao Gu with an inheritance of £180,000. Xiao Gu The fourth uncle of Xiao Gu, a Southeast Asian country rich in shemales, has not yet calculated how much it is in RMB. This time the difference is far away, leaving Xiao Gu with 3ooo million Taizhu. His fourth uncle belongs to the poor in the Gu family. Hierarchical.

　　 Xiaogu has 7 uncles...

　　 Every few years thereafter, as an elite of the ancient family travels, a large amount of funds will be added to the ancient master's account. Gu Ye's experience made him feel so emotional that he reached a state of insult and insult. As long as his experience is recorded truthfully, it is a yy novel. The old master now has a heart-stopping heart. He takes pleasure in pretending to be a blind man and cheating for a little money, and occasionally gathers some antiques, and he has a very good time.

　　 I don’t know why I suddenly remembered a lyric: Suddenly he changed one day, the sloppy king, he is not sloppy, we all like him...

　　 But after a long time, the people who were beaten out have not returned. I wondered whether Lao Gu should play any tricks. It is conservatively estimated that there are two or three hundred million people who have transferred 30,000 yuan for so long? As I was thinking, the two big guys came back with two big suitcases, and put the suitcases on the table under the guidance of the ancient master, and opened them: there are full of old people's heads inside!

It is said that the funds that have flowed through my hands are several million, but they are all transfers, just a series of changes in numbers. It is the first time to see so much money. The bundles of RMB, like a board. The bricks are neatly stacked in the box, and half of the house is reflected red. It is no wonder that many things worth 10 million can be bought with 90 million cash. This visual impact is too great!

　　 I sweated and said, "Guye, don’t be so exaggerated, just hit my account."

　　 Old Master said: "We are all about the real things, and if you put the money in your account, you can't even buy a popsicle when you go out on the street?"

　　 I said: "I can't buy popsicles with these two boxes of money."

　　 Old Master laughed: "Just click."

　　 I buckled the box directly: "If you order something, the money given by the ancient master will only be more, but not less."

　　 The old master rolled his eyes and said, "Coyote, you don't want to talk to me. I won't recognize it after I get out."

　　 I walked out with a box in my hand and said, "You don't recognize me. I won't take one or two million less than you want."

　　 Gu Ye sighed and said: "Your shameless appearance is very charming when I was young."

　　...

　　 I'm in trouble when I go out, where should I go first with these 30,000 yuan? go home? Tell the buns that they picked it up? I guess she might not believe it...

save? It's not even more cost-effective. Cash is so convenient. Besides, will the bank follow me and sue me that the source of the huge wealth is unknown when I go to withdraw the money?

After thinking about it, I’d better go back to the bar. At least there is a sense of security. Now I see that my legs are longer than mine. There is no bottom in my heart. As long as they **** one of my boxes, I will lose at least 150,000, because I want to catch up with them. You have to put down the box in your hand, and I, who know the law of the bear-breaking stick, would not do that.

　　 I did not take a taxi. Instead, I hired a motorcycle. This is what makes me smart. Not only does the motorcycle have a wide field of vision, but no one would think that the person sitting on the motorcycle holds 30,000 cash in his hand.

I went to the entrance of the bar with trepidation and saw the workers standing around the new big tank I bought, each holding a paper cup in his hand, and a migrant worker wearing a hard hat crawling on the mouth of the tank, taking his big enamel tank and scooping it up. The water and wine in the wine were poured one by one for them. People who come and go on the road glanced here as rare.

　　 I can’t take care of so much. When I entered the bar, I first found Zhu Gui and the key to the safe of the manager’s room, put the money in, and felt relieved. The whole bar was filled with a strong aroma of wine, and the middle man was drunk. Yang Zhi and Zhang Qing couldn't help but go out shopping, and took Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu away.

　　 Sun Sixin put his chin on and watched the workers drinking our own water and wine through the glass. He suddenly said, "It's broken! Mr. Chen is here."

　　 "Which Chen..." I immediately responded: Chen Kejiao is here.

Chen Kejiao stepped out of her little Peugeot and looked around in confusion. She probably thought she had parked in the wrong place. After she saw the words "Reverse Time", she was convinced that she did not go wrong. She saw it at a glance. The big tank at the door, high-heeled shoes tightly walked a few steps to the front, raised his head and asked the migrant worker at the tank entrance: "Hey, what are you doing?"

　　 "Drink," the worker leaned down and patted the "free tasting" note posted on the tank and said, "It's for nothing. Would you like a drink?"

　　 At this time, Sun Sixin and I picked up. Chen Kejiao pointed at a group of workers and looked at me. She was so angry that she couldn't speak, and repeated: "You...you..."

　　 "Go in and say, go in and say." I gave her a flattering smile, pushed her in, and then asked the migrant worker: "How does it taste, buddy?"

　　 "It's delicious! It's sweet and spicy, and it's still cold, and it's especially refreshing after drinking."

　　Sun Sixin introduced to them: "This is our person in charge."

　　 The one on the mouth of the tank said: "Thank you, brother, will you drink it for nothing in the future?"

　　 I said, "As long as someone drinks it, I will continue."

　　The man quickly said, "Some people drink and some people drink. We are from the construction team on the street next to us. We will switch over when we leave and drink after shift work."

　　 Sun Sixin and I walked inside, and he said, "Brother Qiang, are you afraid of the influence of a group of migrant workers at the door every day?"

　　 I said: "Then there is no way, they have to get rid of the tank first, or it will not affect it even if it smells bad, and then add some more water to them to drink."

Sun Sixin thought for a while and said, "I think it's serious to pour more wine. They are sleepy after drinking and work, and the foreman will not let them come." He angered me and said, "You kid is really bad-hearted— Hey, why don't you go to accompany you President Chen?"

　　 Sun Sixin glanced at me and said in a pun, "I followed you out."

Chen Kejiao has lost her former elegance and arrogance. She sat down on the stage with wine jars all around her body. She looked at this angrily, pushed that one, and I handed her the small wooden spoon that I was going to scoop: "Try it, I really invited you this time."

　　Chen Kejiao knocked off the wooden spoon, pointed at the jar full of pits, and said a little excitedly: "Is this what we said?"

"Ms. Chen, I strictly follow the contract. I haven't changed the layout of your place. I just set up a big tank at the door and put some small tanks in it." This excuse is that I thought about it a long time ago. of.

　　Sun Sixin said carefully: "Mr. Chen, these are our newly launched five-star gin. We just did a market test yesterday, and the response is very good..."

　　 "Then you just made me a night market stall?" Chen Kejiao interrupted him and said, "Are you still going to set up a barbecue on the dance floor?"

"That won't work." I said with certainty: "But if you agree, I plan to take down the bar and hit a long wooden counter. The back is full of lattices, and our five-star juniper, six-star juniper... Do you agree?"

Chen Kejiao seemed to be anxious. She stood up abruptly and said with a sneer: "Okay, today I will wait to see if your five-star gin will become popular—Manager Xiao, let's make a bet, this one The average turnover of the bar is about 10,000. We will see in a while. If your five-star gin can sell for 5,000 yuan a night, even if I lose, you will have the final say in the bar.” Speaking of her, she suddenly raised her tone. He said sharply, "If you lose, I'll take the bar back if I break the contract!"

　　 I said, "How can it be, if we can't sell for 5,000, our agreement will be automatically cancelled."

I was talking about it, but I had no bottom. Although Yang Zhi sold a half barrel of wine for 3,000 yuan yesterday, it’s hard to say how popular it is. Yesterday, people joined in the fun. A glass of wine sold for more than 10,000 yuan on average. Rely on hype.

　　 But today is today, even those who felt good after drinking yesterday might not come today. Don't even the guests who come to drink beer are scared off when they see the bar when it's time, then I'll be completely lost.

　　 Chen Kejiao took a drink for herself from the bar, and angrily found a table to sit down. I took two glasses of wine over, put a glass in front of her, and said earnestly: "Little Chen, don't frustrate yourself. It will come out after a while. We must have one out. If you lose, it will prove ours. The bar will get better and better. If I lose, our business is not sincere and kind, why should the boss make a face."

Chen Kejiao pushed the glass of wine away. She was slightly less angry, and said calmly: "Mr. Xiao, it seems that you are not the partner I am looking for. Apart from being a gangster sometimes, you have no business acumen. Childish thoughts."

　　 I want to say something to her, now she is quite right.

Chen Ke snorted, and her chest bulged. This woman has always covered herself tightly, but this does not affect her sense of surname at all, especially her breasts, which are always so tall and flat. People feel a little bit stunned, as if it’s very difficult to breathe. I really want to help her untie her clothes and let her breathe. Of course, I don’t know if it’s out of good intentions. Anyway, I am not.

　　 "It must be a chest pad," I thought viciously.

　　 At this time, the migrant worker who lay at the mouth of the tank looked in through the glass, tapping on the edge of the tank with his enamel cup and shouted: "Hey, I can't reach the scoop."

　　 I said to Sun Sixin: "You find him a stick."

Sun Sixin looked left and right for a long time, dragged down the Indian spear in the background of the stage, and ran out. Chen Kejiao glanced at him, and after forbearing, he didn’t say anything. Today I’m going to get out, and Xiao Sun will be glorious. Laid off.

　　 The migrant workers tied their guy to a spear, drank for a while and left, and left the enamel cup before leaving, saying that it was in return for me.

　　 After the workers left, in addition to their drinking glasses, they also left a huge suspense: Are the things in the tank really delicious?

After a long time, the crowds began to gather around the water tank slowly, but no one was embarrassed to go up first. After waiting for about 5 minutes, a rich middle-aged man finally plucked up the courage to climb up the wooden ladder and took up the burden. The cup on the rim of the tank leaned in and scooped a full cup, then poured it into a paper cup and drank it. Someone below asked: Is it good?

　　 "That's it." The middle-aged fat man poured another drink while talking. Someone asked: What's the smell?

　　 "Hi, it's actually cold water." The fat man poured another glass. There is a shrewd person in the crowd, asking: You still have a drink of cold water forever?

　　 "I'm thirsty, can you control it?" Pour and drink. At this time, people all reacted and shouted: You go down, it's up to us. The fat man drank two more glasses before he burped away.

This time everyone was no longer polite, and they all rushed to the wooden ladder. At this moment, a girl in red was standing on the ladder, with the mouth of the willow-browed cherry blossoms. , I almost fell into the tank. I looked at my heart. I just wanted to go out and save the beauty. But the girl confided her spear and pointed the tip at the crowd. The heart is cold!" Everyone was cold, and they retreated backwards. The girl lifted her spear upside down and used the pole to draw a small circle around the ladder, staring at everyone: "Those who enter the circle die!" Then she took the wine leisurely. , Drifting away after a drink.

After hitting this, the small circle around the ladder stayed long. The custom of drinking here in Chengdu does not exceed the circle. As for who the girl is, people have nowhere to be guessed, so that it later became a beautiful legend. …

　　 After 5:30, the staff of the bar gradually came in. They came in after squeezing through the crowd. At this time, some people gathered at the entrance of the bar.

　　 After 6 o'clock, the people who came out for a walk after eating were also attracted. They stood far away. Here is their conversation: A said, what happened? B: I don't know, let's take a look...

Later, more and more people gathered at the entrance of the bar, but...none of them came in. Only the few people in the front of the tank knew what they were doing. The people behind and across the road were blind dogs watching the stars, just like me. When she was a child, Shah closed her eyes, bowed her head with tears, and walked forward.

After 7 o’clock, I couldn’t sit still anymore. Usually the bar should serve customers, but today even if they came to drink, they were blocked by the crowd, but they didn’t leave. These people came to have fun anyway. , Don’t care to spend a few more minutes to see what’s going on.

Chen Kejiao sat there, her sneer getting thicker and thicker. In the huge bar, there were only a few of us and the waiters. There were three waiters dumbly standing beside the wine jars with wooden spoons. It was I deliberately arranged to sell the wine. of. The headlight on the top was already on, and it was spinning in red, and the spot of light hit only a few of us, as if we were filming an absurd stage play.

Sun Sixin was going to bring a few people in, and I said, "Don't go, I don't believe in this evil!" Then I stood at the door and looked at the people outside, who also looked at me, I akimbo with a serious expression Staring at them, they stared at each other and looked back at me quietly.

Stalemate... Silence... Even the people drinking around the tank did not speak, and they walked away silently after a drink. There were nearly 15oo people standing near and far in the bar, and everyone seemed to be quiet as if they were inspired and infected. , This scene is quite weird! Quite weird!

At this moment, the four vigorous figures struggling to separate the crowd, first opened the door and entered, yelling, "I'm thirsty, take a drink." It was Zhang Qing who pushed the door and didn't see me. Standing melancholy behind the door, he shot me far away.

Zhang Qing looked around, jumped directly to the stage, grabbed a bowl and poured alcohol, followed by Yang Zhi, followed by joking Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu, who also picked up the bowl and poured it, who It didn't appear that poor I was photographed at Chen Kejiao's feet, and she looked at me with a cold smile.

　　 Four people rushed into the area like this, and many people were involved. Sun Sixin said in a timely manner: "Welcome everyone to taste our five-star gin..."

　　 A man with glasses asked stupidly: "How much is it?" He sniffed his nose vigorously.

"five…"

　　 "Five yuan a bowl!" Before Sun Sixin finished talking about the cross at the back, I rushed to shout.

"Then I will try... a bowl." The man in glasses held five yuan and handed it to the waiter who was copying the spoon. After taking a sip, he patted the fifty yuan on the stage and yelled, "Ten more bowls." !" The people who were squeezed in with him also gathered around the stage, eager to try.

　　 Once the stalemate was broken, the flow of people from behind kept pouring in.

Today, the 15oo people who surrounded the Reverse Time Bar have inherited the longest surname of the Chinese people who love to join in the fun. When the first 5oo people rushed into the bar, the 1ooo people behind made an offensive similar to a suicide surname and squeezed in. , And when 3oo of the 5oo people in the front cover the stage, the 2oo people behind UU reading www.uukanshu.com don’t even bother to go elsewhere...

The lobby on the first floor, which is usually full of 2oo people, is now packed with more than 1ooo people. They are all squeezed under the stage. The people in the front hold the money and the bowl, and the people behind hold the money, Zhang Qing and Yang Zhi. When he couldn't get down, Suo surnamed holding the jars and poured wine. As the jars ran out, the rich aroma of wine became even more tormenting.

　　 If you say that the first person was because of the fun, then the person who came later was because of the smell of wine. This includes a small number of people who tried it yesterday. They smelled a familiar smell and started to be free promoters, which freed these 1ooo people from their collective unconsciousness and finally understood why they were scraped in by the flow of people: Five Stars Gin!

In this chaos, there are already many things that can’t be said clearly. For example, some people gave money but didn’t drink alcohol, and some didn’t give money and drank several bowls. With the efforts of me and Zhu Gui, we Finally opened the bar into a porridge factory.

The brand of 　　 Back Time Bar, the five-star gin became famous all over the world overnight, but its legendary history is built on a big bag on a person's head.

　　 I looked a little dizzy at the fanatical crowd, and slowly turned my head to find Chen Kejiao, only to see that she finally picked up the glass of wine I poured for her, drank it slowly, stood up and said something to me:

　　 "The kind of long wooden counter you said, hurry up and do it."

　　 (to be continued)