The First Chaos In History

After home, Baozi was deliberately a few steps behind. I locked the car and was about to go upstairs, and asked in a low voice, "What did you and my dad say?"

I was confused and said casually: "Anyway, your father gave you to me, you will be Xiao Xiang from now on."

"How much is the money gift?"

"5.

"Huh?" Baozi exclaimed, and immediately said: "How much is it really?"

I said: "Really 5. I told your dad to give 20,000 to the rest of the house. The first dad didn’t agree to it. Later I said that when I first gave 3 to the house, then I would give the remaining 20,000 to you. As expected. Those who study accounting are very sensitive to numbers."

Bun slapped me and ran upstairs, saying, "I called my dad myself."

When she got upstairs, she went into the bedroom to watch TV, and also got up to Master Li. A woman is really an animal who cannot bear loneliness. It is manifested in the fact that she has to pull a back when she does everything, such as watching TV, shopping, bathing, and eating snacks. Therefore, since ancient times, hermits have been men. Tao Yuanming can pick up when he is alone. Seeing Nanshan leisurely under the Judong fence," Li Qingzhao could only let out grief when he was alone, "cold and miserable." Before men die in love, most of them will have the idea of ​​killing their rivals, because of hatred and shame, while women usually dress up and smile like flowers before they die in love, and ask their lover to have the last candlelight dinner (of course, the man does not know it), Then happily went to bed for the last time, and finally drank the poisonous milk together. The woman did this for one reason: she was afraid of being lonely in the underworld. Take a look, men have to overcome moral restraint if they want to kill women, and if women want to kill men, it would be horrible to death. This shows that men are the real disadvantaged group.

I went upstairs to hang up my coat, and saw Qin Shihuang and Liu Bang consciously sitting in their place except Master Li, waiting for me eagerly, Xiang Yu eagerly said: "Xiaoqiang, what should I do tomorrow?"

I looked at him and said uncomfortably, "Yu...Brother... are you really ready this time?"

Xiang Yu nodded firmly.

"...Well, our plan doesn't need to be changed drastically. Today is Zhang Bing's meal for the teacher and teacher, and I will ask her to return tomorrow, and you will continue to appear..."

Xiang Yu imagined for a moment, and suddenly said nervously: "What should I say in the first sentence?"

I immediately waved my hand: "No, let's think of another plan."

Liu Bang smiled and said: "In fact, Xiaoji has already figured out a solution. He was inspired by today and decided to start with Zhang Bing's grandfather."

"Oh?" I looked at Xiang Yu curiously, and saw that he was confident again. The power of love is so great that all the kings of Chu who are so courageous have learned to draw a salary from the bottom of the pot.

"I asked my teacher," Xiang Yu said, "Ayu will go home to visit Grandpa every Saturday, and tomorrow is Saturday..." Xiang Yu found the newspaper with a map and used his big hands to talk to him at school. The old district party committee's dormitories pointed back and forth, frowning, "Now there is only one difficulty and that is how to get the teacher to approach Ayu again."

"Ye (that), it's very simple. Let Sisi (teacher) keep her mouth (this), and just pretend to run into grin again?" Qin Shihuang picked up a pencil and drew circles around the district party dormitory.

Liu Bang glanced at Xiang Yu and said, "It's unbelievable. You've fought for so many years, and you can't even line up your troops at all."

Xiang Yu didn't feel annoyed, rubbing his hands and said: "The way is good, but who knows which way Ayu will go home from?" He grabbed Qin Shihuang's pencil, repeated the drawing on the circle he had drawn, and said, "Where should the teacher meet her?"

Liu Bang smacked his lips and said, "It would be great if there was a strategic map, or a team of sentinels would do."

I thought for a while and ran downstairs to pick up the laptop, opened it, and found a blue and white sphere icon and clicked it in. Then a picture of the earth appeared. Everyone asked, "What is this? ?"

I snapped my fingers and said, "It's unbelievable. You have all been here for so long, even Google Earth doesn't know."

I found the big Chinese rooster, clicked in, found the province, clicked in, then the city, the district... I slowly approached where we were from the perspective of overlooking like a god. This time Xiang Yu first found a few familiar ones. With roads and several landmark buildings, he said in surprise: "Isn't this where we live?" He pointed to a small building on the screen and shouted to Liu Bang, who was confused, "Have you not seen it yet? We are here now."

Liu Bang immediately recognized the mahjong hall at the entrance of the alley. As the picture slowly became clear, even the flower pots at our door and the ropes for drying clothes at the neighbor’s house were faintly visible. Liu Bang said in amazement: "At the beginning

It’s a picture that saves a lot of trouble in a war. "

Qin Shihuang wondered: "Tianha (below) is Yuandi?"

Jing Ke glanced at him contemptuously and said, "How is it possible? Didn't the people underneath fall?" Then he pointed to our small building and said, "Can you see the people inside?"

Faced with their various problems, I can only say: "Let's discuss Yu Ge's problem first, and I will explain gravity to you later."

The former district committee building was not difficult to find. The district committee dormitory was behind it. I found out that the former district committee building on the street had been blocked by the rising commercial building, and the way to the dormitory was blocked. It was so crowded that there was only a small path left. I pointed to this small path and said, "This is the only way for Zhang Bing. It is safe to let the teacher stay here."

Jing Ke suddenly said, "Who would go on such a deserted path?"

We were shocked together, secretly ashamed, even the fool thought of this, it seems that it is impossible not to find a sufficient reason.

Liu Bang held his chin and said, "Just say that Shishi has relatives here."

Qin Shihuang shook his head: "It's too clever, isn't it? Zaishe (saying), in such a small place, everyone is called Di Shang's name, what should Zhang Bing ask about?"

We were all silent, and then racked our brains thinking of excuses, and the atmosphere was quite solemn.

At this time, Master Li came out to go to the bathroom and saw our dementia. He walked over and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?"

I turned the computer to her, gave her a general introduction to the situation, and finally said: "This is the only way for Zhang Bing, but we really can't think of the reason why you were there."

Master Li took a deep look at us, took out the phone, dialed, and said: "Hey Zhang Bing, will you go shopping together tomorrow?...Oh yes, you still have to visit Grandpa, can I go with you?... …Okay, then I'll be waiting for you there."

Master Li "pop" buttoned the phone, glanced at us again, and said, "It's unbelievable. You actually made such a simple thing so complicated." After speaking, he walked away.

We stared at each other, dumbfounded, and it took a long time for me to haha ​​and say, "This means that a wise man must have a mistake, hahaha."

Liu Bang nodded vigorously: "Yeah, that is, I like this sentence."

Qin Shihuang: "Who is (speaking) these words? It's very true."

Before Jing Ke could speak, I immediately said the second half of the sentence: "Fools must have something for a thousand thoughts."

Jing Ke thought for a long time, and said, "The previous sentence is quite good."

I closed the computer and said: "Okay, now we continue to discuss the next thing-after the teacher followed Zhang Bing to her house, you can take Brother Yu to visit her grandpa on the pretext of visiting her, Brother Yu, you are Do you think so?"

Xiang Yu nodded and said: "It's best to let the teacher and teacher go there for the first time to discover Grandpa Ayu's hobbies..." Speaking of this Yu was embarrassed for his scheming, he laughed, "This is all from Xiaoqiang. By the way, Xiaoqiang, what did Old Man Xiang tell you in the house?"

I was shocked: "Don't call him old man."

Xiang Yu said: "I'm talking about Baozi's father, what do I call my old man?"

"...Just call Xiaoxiang."

Analyze ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Xiang Yu is the N-1 ancestor of Baozi, that is, the N-1 ancestor of Baozi's father's old Xiang. If I talk to Xiang Yu in the same generation, then I will be Lao Xiang's N-1 As my old Xiang’s son-in-law, Xiang Yu will also be my Nth generation ancestor. Then, if Xiang Yu manages to call his uncle, then the old Xiang will be twice as long as Xiang Yu, so that means he is me. At the same time as my father-in-law, he is also my N+1 generation ancestor...

So I came up with the conclusion that if Xiang Yu called the old Xiang's uncle, then my grandson would be a gray grandson; but if I called Xiang Yu's brother Yu, then I would be the N-1th ancestor of the old Xiang + I would be called the N-1th ancestor. Be my uncle, then I will still be the Nth-generation uncle of Baozi, Baozi is my wife, I...I am my own ancestor!

In this way, I call Xiang Yu a few more times to take advantage of the old item, and also take advantage of my own...

It's too messy, messier than "Back to the Future", but he is almost **, I am a bit simpler, at least Xiang Yu did not fall in love with Baozi.

Fortunately in misfortune.

Note: There are two ways to say that a wise man must have a loss. One is from "Historical Records" and the other is from "Yanzi Chunqiu". This book adopts the first view, which is after Liu Bang Xiang Yu.