The First Family of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 106: Actually want to pierce my dragon's eyes? !
Cheng Chubi finished speaking, then returned to his treatment box and put the stethoscope back.
took a copper box and took out a pair of thin gloves made of lamb intestines. This thing can't be used a few times.
But it is the best product for surgery and digital **** examination. After all, Cheng Chubi is an excellent medical worker.
You can’t just poke a patient’s eye with your finger, right? Even if the patient is willing, Cheng Chubi is not.
Just as Cheng Chubi began to wear gloves made of sheep intestines with a serious face, Li Chengqian and Li Yuan were a little confused for their grandparents.
Sun Simiao and Yuan Tiangang looked at each other, and the eyes of the two great Tang doctors exchanged frantically.
After putting on a glove, Cheng Chubi stood up, glanced away, and saw these few people staring at him dullly.
"Everyone, can you temporarily avoid it, this digital **** examination will involve the privacy of the emperor..."
"No, you will wait for a while, digital **** examination, what is that?" Li Yuan felt that it wasn't appropriate that he hadn't come.
But I always feel that the word **** involves a very shameful topic.
Yuan Daochang, who finished his eyebrows, walked quickly towards Cheng Chubi and said.
"The emperor's words are justified, we should deal with the nephew, or you should wait for a while, we don't have to be so anxious."
"Treatment is like fighting a fire, how can you not be in a hurry?" Cheng Chubi retorted somewhat unwillingly.
"My nephew, you are eager to treat illnesses and save others. This is understandable, but..."
Yuan Tiangang pulled Cheng Chubi, lowered his voice and explained.
"Don't forget your nephew, the patient you are going to treat nowadays is not an ordinary person, but the Emperor of Datang."
"So, both poor Dao and Sun Daoyou think that you should first explain to the emperor the purpose of these inspections."
"If you want to come to the wisdom of the emperor, you will definitely be able to understand your painstaking efforts, so it will not be easy to misunderstand."
After hearing Yuan Tiangang's reasonable explanation, Cheng Chubi was not good at being stubborn.
I came here by myself, naturally to treat illnesses and save people, not to show off my temper.
"Thank you Yuan Daochang for reminding me. If this is the case, Weichen will first explain to the emperor the purpose of these inspections."
"But can there be paper here?" Cheng Chubi took off his gloves and began to look around.
I want to find a piece of rice paper. After all, the habitual painting explanation can be more intuitive.
After hearing this, the two Taoist leaders Yuan Tiangang and Sun Simiao went black. Fortunately, Sun Simiao suddenly remembered what he brought with him today.
"...No, nephew Chu Bi, I don't have to draw today. The previous picture, Pang Dao happened to be with him today."
While talking, Sun Simiao took out the human body painted by Yan Liben.
Then through Cheng Chubi I added the painting of an object with tough lines.
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"Here, what the **** is this?"
Looking at the peaceful portrait and the weird things on the portrait, Li Yuan and Li Chengqian stood at the corners of their eyes.
These two have never seen the sturdy abstract artistic brushwork of the process Chubi.
"My lord, my lord, this is Cheng Saburo's artwork for explaining the prostate, which is gonorrhea..."
Sun Simiao reminded these two in a low voice.
On the other side, Yuan Tiangang gave Cheng Chubi two more words after thinking about it.
Let the less-talking young man pay attention to his wording.
Hearing Yuan Tiangang's long-winded explanation, Cheng Chubi could only smile reluctantly, saying that he understood very well and would definitely pay attention.
"The Taoist leader can rest assured, my nephew knows that he is facing the Emperor of Tang Dynasty.
The father of the true dragon emperor. Will try to maintain respect in words. "
Li Yuan and Li Chengqian, who had put on their clothes again, sat together, watching Cheng Chubi's hand poking on the figure.
"...The prostate, in this position, the Weichen wants to treat the emperor Wen's gonorrhea.
requires a comprehensive and detailed examination of the prostate. "
"But the position of the prostate is just behind the dragon bird and dragon egg of the emperor..."
"..." Li Yuan lowered his head, raised his head again, his expression was indifferent, his eyes twitched, the dragon bird, the dragon egg...
However, Li Yuan could not deny that there was a problem with Cheng Laosan's statement, after all, according to the current understanding of the royal family.
The emperor is the destiny, the emperor of the true dragon. Therefore, using the dragon to describe it is in line with the superstition of the current feudal society.
Although the Emperor Taishang has already abdicated, he has also been an emperor, so he is naturally considered a true dragon.
Brother is called Dragon Bird, which is better than Brother Dragon.
It’s just that I didn’t expect that Cheng Laosan didn’t know how to avoid taboos and Chunqiu's brushwork at all.
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Cheng Chubi was also very embarrassed, after all, this was more than 1,400 years ago.
I can only convert a large number of medical terms into the vocabulary of this era.
In addition, the person in front of him is still the emperor Li Yuan, so you need to pay more attention to the respectful meaning in the vocabulary.
So, what can you call if you don't call the dragon bird, and the other two eggs, can they be called ** directly?
In case they don’t understand, don’t I have to waste my words and explain why I have to call those two things **.
Therefore, adhering to the minimalist style that more is worse than less.
Cheng Chubi had to make his speech skills closer to ancient life.
"Look below, the emperor’s prostate is here.
Therefore, if you want to know the status of prostate enlargement in detail, the method of examination that will not harm your body the least..."
"I put my finger through the emperor's dragon eye..."
"???" Li Yuan's eyes went dark~www.readwn.com~ his mentality burst on the spot.
God’s dragon eyes, why do you still want to insert me? !
"Enough!" Li Yuan couldn't help but stood up with a black face.
Panting like a cow pointed at Cheng Chubi with a bewildered look, and then pointed outside the pavilion. "Get me out..."
"The emperor calms down his anger, the minister... the minister obeys his orders."
Cheng Chubi looked at the founding emperor of the Tang Dynasty who was about to spray sparks from his nostrils.
shook his head helplessly, lifted his treatment box, and slapped people on his butt. Love what to do, not love to rule out.
Li Chengqian stood up, glanced at the smoking emperor's grandfather, and looked at Cheng Chubi, who was calm and left the pavilion with a suitcase.
I really don't know what to do, so I can only quickly persuade Li Yuan. "Grandpa Emperor, please calm down, Cheng Saburo..."
"The emperor, poor Dao can be a testimony, Cheng Saburo doesn't mean to ridicule, he..."
"Enough is enough, you all go out, I'm tired. Chengqian, you can withdraw too." Li Yuan darkened his face and waved his hand.
Then he walked straight to the couch, lying on the couch with his back facing everyone, and I didn't want to take care of your posture.
Li Chengqian wanted to go forward, but Sun Simiao pulled his clothes lightly.
"His Royal Highness, the emperor is on the fire, you should go and see Cheng Saburo first."
Li Chengqian sighed lightly and bowed to Li Yuan's back. "Sun Chen retire..."
and the two Taoist chiefs who said goodbye, exited the pavilion together, and looked around for a long time without seeing Cheng Chubi.
invited the **** to inquire, only to realize that this person had gone away with his treatment box.
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