The First Family of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 167: Compare people and dogs with one dollar. Believe it or not, the old man kicks you!
"Shut up." Cheng Chubi stunned back impatiently. The most annoying someone would interfere with his operation, then he shouted and asked outside. "How long?"
"A quarter of an hour." It was Uncle Li's voice. In addition to responding like this, I think this one must be keeping an eye on the time.
"Fifteen minutes..." Cheng Chubi tilted his head and glanced at the general Liu Lang who was sleeping like a dead pig.
Then I started to carefully check the peeling surface on the liver, and I was idle.
His eyes moved unconsciously, and his hands habitually began to pull his intestines. With little effort, Cheng Chubi's eyes lit up.
"Master Cheng, General Liu Lang's operation..." The **** endured for a long time. Seeing that Cheng Chubi had not spoken, he finally suffocated another sentence.
"Wait a minute, it's still early, I'll cut him again." Cheng Chubi didn't lift his head, and said with great interest.
"???"
This time it was even shorter, and soon, following Cheng Chubi's order, the triangular-eyed midwife handed over another tray.
Another yellow-green thing was thrown into the tray, and Cheng Chubi exhaled contentedly.
After crossing to the Tang Dynasty, it took two or three months for fear that he had cut off the first human cecum.
Finally, the knife that he could never cut in his previous life was realized in the summer of the eighth year of Datang Zhenguan.
It can be regarded as fulfilling the long-cherished wish of Cheng Lao San since he studied medicine.
"Well, you can take out these two sets and show them to your Majesty.
Liu Langjiang’s operation is almost complete, and I will be sutured. You don’t need to stay here anymore. "
The old **** stretched out both hands with some trembling, holding a plate of intangible objects in one hand, and walked tremblingly towards the operating room.
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The two soldiers guarding the exit saw the old **** and quickly lifted the gauze curtain.
Li Shimin, who had just sat back to taste the tea soup, got up and walked quickly. Zhao Kun and Chai Shao also surrounded them in unison.
Then, the three big men looked at the two trays in the hands of the old **** with a dazed expression.
"Does General Liu have two guts?" Chai Shao's hand stroking his long beard froze in the air, and the whole person was lost.
Li Shimin was also dumbfounded for a long time, always feeling that with his inadequate knowledge of human anatomy, he really couldn't understand what Cheng Chubi had done.
"This thing looks like guts, but this thing doesn't look like it, right?"
Fortunately, Zhao Kun, the head of the personal guard next to him, was also knowledgeable after all, pointing to one of them.
"Your Majesty said that the minister personally cut the bear bile. This thing is quite similar to the bear bile, but this thing..."
Hearing this, Li Shimin's eyelids jumped wildly, and he started a crazy guess.
"Couldn't this kid cut off by mistake, and then cut off his gall again?"
The old **** replied tremblingly.
"Your Majesty, what Cheng Saburo cuts first is guts, and he cuts this thing later, he doesn't say anything, the servants really dare not ask."
At this time, Cheng Chubi finally sutured Liu Lang, and covered the wound with gauze made of dog skin plaster.
It was announced that the operation was complete, and two sergeants who had been waiting outside the operating room were summoned to carry the overweight fatty liver patient Liu back to the ward.
Taking off the surgical gloves made of sheep intestines and removing the mask on his face, Cheng Chubi encouraged the two midwives again.
He also pointed out some flaws and mistakes in the operation just now, and then he satisfactorily delegated the important task of cleaning the operating room to Cheng Guang and Cheng Liang.
Only when he lifted the curtain out, he saw the three rough men still standing stiff, pointing to the two trays.
"My nephew, what happened to Liu Qing?" Seeing Cheng Chubi walk out of the operating room, Li Shimin dropped his curiosity and greeted him quickly.
"Everything is good, and I will wake up in two quarters of an hour at most." Cheng Chubi smiled confidently and brightly.
"That's good, cut your guts, really all right?" Li Shimin glanced at the ward uneasy and asked in a low voice.
"At most, it is easy to indigestion, causing feces or something. As long as he can pay attention to regulating the diet, there will be no problem.
"... That Cheng Saburo, apart from cutting Liu Lang Jiang's guts, what else did you cut?"
Cheng Chubi waved his hand very freely, indifferently and authentically.
"Oh, that thing is the cecum. Liu Langjiang's cecum is a bit inflamed. If acute inflammation occurs, it will easily cause life-threatening.
Besides, this thing is useless if you keep it, so I cut it easily. "
"..." A gentle breeze that was not so hot brushed across people's cheeks and the sky.
A crow just quacked and flew past...
The three rough lords, including an old **** who had nothing to face, swallowed unanimously.
I always feel that this kid is not normal, and now I am more sure.
Seeing the strange expressions of these guys, Cheng Chubi was unhappy. "Look at what I am doing, I am doing this to help Liu Lang put an end to future troubles."
"I remember, you seem to like to cut the cecum, right?" Li Shimin's face was a bit dark, well, he remembered.
It doesn't matter whether it is a rabbit, a dog, or another animal, it seems as long as he performs the operation.
I like to cut off that stuff. This is the secret Ke'er told myself~www.readwn.com~Cheng Chubi was a little bit embarrassed, and then he was serious and authentic.
"It can't be said that the cecum is actually a necessary digestive organ for herbivores."
"But for omnivorous animals like us humans and dogs, this stuff is unnecessary. After all, we don't eat grass."
At this moment, all the human beings present turned black and cast their eyes on the **** Cheng Chubi.
Uncle Li even endured for a long time to maintain his image as Emperor Shengming.
Without a large crowd, give this nonsense **** a three-pointer six holes.
"...Cheng Laosan, if you dare to compare people with dogs next time, believe it or not, the old man will kick you!"
"Well, my nephew is wrong, and I ask Uncle Mo to be annoyed." Cheng Chubi felt the murderous aura coming from all directions.
In an instant, he leisurely followed his heart, and immediately bowed his head to confess his guilt very sincerely.
"Cheng's youngest, speak slowly, otherwise, you will be to blame if you get rid of it."
Chai Shao stepped forward two steps, slapped the big palm on Cheng Chubi's shoulder, and threatened.
Looking at the unkind rough men around, Cheng Chubi said with a smile.
"Yes, yes, my father taught me the same way, and please don't ask your elders to be familiar with your nephew."
When I thought of this kid's father, it was Cheng Yaojin, the noble bully with a far-reaching reputation.
The generals of the right valiant guards who were still showing fierce brilliance before carefully calculated, what is the use of beating this kid?
It's a hard time to mess with that old goblin, so forget it.
Cheng Chubi sighed happily and peacefully as he saw the gang of rough masters dispersed.
Others have troubles, I have fathers, what are you afraid of?
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