The First “Soft Chinese Paper” In the Interstellar!

"Come here." Luo Yanker ignored Seymour Purcell and extended his hand to Wu Bubu.

The arms that had been dazzling with diamonds when they were angry are now extremely white, and the fingers are evenly radiated with strength.

Wu Bubu, who had just been caught by Seymour Reggio, was shocked again, sweat beaded on his forehead, and he deeply realized: No matter whether he holds his hand or not, he has a feeling of dying!

"It's a great honor to meet you. The hero who has been sung by countless praises, Colonel Royenker Blue Dirris, is indeed famous. It is better to meet." Seymour Sell raised his chin slightly, his exaggerated expression seemed to be The opera singer who sang with love, "This banquet is really interesting, not only let me meet the destined angel under the guidance of the **** of the universe, but also meet the knight of the **** who protects the universe, thank the **** for his guidance. "

Wu can't be full of black lines, but he is still a little thankful that this "genius actor" has diverted the attention of some people.

"You should protect your own gods, and don't give others stupid titles," Luo Yanker shattered the emotionless excitement on Seymour's face with one blow, "You, I'll say it one more time, come here! "

The corner of Wu Bu's mouth twitched, staring at the wide palm, stretched out his arm stiffly, and poked his index finger in the hard palm, after careful and careful confirmation, he would not be scorched by the energy wave.

"Ah! Hmm..." Wu Bu's exclamation turned into a painful cry, clutching the bridge of his sore nose, and propping his elbows against the broad chest in front of him.

"what are you doing?"

"what are you doing?"

Two angry voices, one belonged to Wu Bei, and the other came from Seymour.

"Colonel Diris, I respect you as a hero, but I invited Sergeant Wu Bu to do the opening dance first. You can't ignore etiquette like this. This is not the behavior of a hero who is praised."

I don't know if it should be classified as brave or stupid, this Seymour Sell accused him of this terrible pervert for the sake of him.

"Hey, Royanker, let me go first."

Luo Yankee's eyes swept across, Wu Bubu immediately stopped a lot like a deflated balloon.

"Opening dance?" Luo Yanker's Bingfeng's eyes cut through Seymour's strong nerves, making Seymour, who has been being held by his subordinates, feel the threat of his life, and took a half step back.

Wu Bubu, like a swaying feather, was gently grabbed to the center of the main stage.

"...Uh, Colonel Diris, it's our Sloan's great fortune that you have returned safely! Those foolish enemies, even at the cost of their humble lives, can't shake the heroic posture of our God of War, raise a glass, my... "

"Snapped!"

The smashing sound made the whole venue uproar. Wu Bubu looked at the blue-faced His Excellency the President and the broken glass on the carpet, thinking that it would be wiser to stay obediently.

The guards who wanted to rush forward were stopped by the president's wave, and the standard smile was found on his face, "Is Colonel Diris from a long-distance battle and just returned, it's natural to be tired, why not..."

"There's no need for extra care," Luo Yanker squeezed Wu Bubu, who was in the crook of his arm, and someone suddenly had difficulty breathing and his face flushed, "I'm here so that everyone present can hear and see clearly, as a Mecha pilot, Wu can not be my subordinate. As a rare breeder, he is my man! If anyone wants to attack him, they can come to me directly. I will be waiting for you at any time. Your Excellency's kindness, we Unacceptable, although this guy tastes good, but he has no other talent other than being talkative, please ask the President to find another suitable candidate for the post of ambassador."

Wu Bu's heart is full of blood, what kind of rhythm is this? ! However, the chest cavity was squeezed hard, and he could only breathe desperately like a bird.

"How is this possible? Your Excellency, what the **** is going on? You clearly said..."

Luo Yanker did not have the patience to listen to the inconsistency between Seymour and His Excellency the President. He pulled Wu Bubu, who was gasping for breath, off the main stage, and the crowd involuntarily parted an unobstructed passage.

"Wait! Sergeant Wu Bu, can you give me a chance to pursue you? Our Purcell Federation is the most pious country. As long as you give me a chance, I will definitely perform well!" The Saier, the **** of the universe, a **** worshiper who firmly believes that the breeding body is an incarnation of an angel, how terrifying his obsession is, "Colonel Diris, before you have a marriage relationship, I have the right to pursue Wu Bei!"

"Hey! This joke is too big!" Wu Bu finally couldn't bear to squeeze out a sentence from his teeth, this farce is really enough! Is there a normal person here, "I... uh!"

I'm a straight guy! I like women! Beauty with **** and buttocks!

It's a pity that these complaints were eaten by some impatient God of War...

H~o~l~y~s~h~i~t~

With the surprise and uproar of the crowd, Wu could not be petrified, and then shattered into slag.

The root of the tongue was sucked hard, as if the blood had been cut off from the depths, and the pain was numb. There were no gentle purple eyes in front of him, and the strong emotions could only be attributed to domineering and arrogance.

Are you going to die? ! This is the most disgraceful way to die!

"Huh!" The moment he was let go, Wu Bubu subconsciously grabbed the shoulders of the person in front of him, allowing himself to regain his focus and clear consciousness.

"Whoever hits this person's idea again is to be my enemy, Luoyankel Lan Diris." Wherever Luoyankel's eyes went, he was dodging subconsciously.

"Li (you)..." Wu Bubu pouted, wishing that he could strangle this **** with divine power!

"Don't worry, we'll go back and continue."

Wu Bubu listened to Luo Yankee's "gentle" words in a stunned manner, and felt that since he woke up, all the accidents could not compare to the fright that made him come at this moment!

"Di Rui..." Seymour still showed his exaggerated acting skills. Unfortunately, not all the people in the Searle Federation are dramatic characters. They firmly surrounded Seymour in the center, preventing the important figure of Searle Federation. Impulsively poke the Louzi again.

Luo Yankee's tall body blocked most of the sight, but even without the shield of Luo Yankee's powerful aura, Wu Bui at this time did not have the energy to analyze the meanings in those eyes one by one.

Therefore, he missed the worried eyes of Hayward, the angry and complicated expressions of the representative of the nobles of Aristotle, the cold curvature of the lips of His Excellency the President with a blue face, and the smile deep in the pupils of Seymour Purcell, who was sympathized by many people. meaning.

At this time, Wu Ke just wanted to leave this hellish banquet quickly! Then he swore that next time he would ask Major General Xiu Yin for a weapon that could smash the strongest person to pieces!

"Hey! Put me down! My waist is going to be broken by you!" Wu Bubu shouted, anyway, after today, he doesn't have to think about his face anymore, so he wants to shout it out!

"You bastard! Did you hear me! Ouch!"

The posture has changed, but it has changed from being held to being held on the shoulders. Wu Bu, whose eyes are bloodshot, is stunned by the hard shoulders and his stomach hurts, "Fuck!"

"Don't worry, there will be a chance for you to call in a while!" Luo Yankee's pace was steady, with an undisguised cold anger on his face.

"Colonel Blue."

A strong voice made Luo Yanker stop, "Lieutenant General Sofolk."

Lieutenant General Sofolk, a certain age, raised his hand and followed the subordinates behind him to guard each fork alertly, "You surprised me today."

"I don't have to do what anyone expects me to do."

"Hehe, I understand you. The harder you push, the more resentment you will get, but I thought we had reached a consensus last time."

"Oh? Are you referring to using this guy as a bait, or using this exploratory operation in exchange for breaking the family engagement, but no matter which one, I think my attitude of refusal is obvious, I Respect the friendship you once had with my father, but no one wants to interfere in my affairs, and don't try to negotiate on any terms."

Luo Yankee's words calmed Wu Bubu, who was struggling constantly. What did he mean by "using him as a bait"? Why are people here playing his mind? !

Also, **** it! This guy is already engaged? What a cold-blooded and ruthless pervert!

Wu must not know why, but he was even more angry than in the embarrassing and humiliating situation just now.

Lieutenant General Sofolk obviously did not expect Luo Yanker to reveal these secrets without reservation in front of a suspicious Aristotle, but he quickly returned to his peaceful and dignified expression, "Lan, I have no compulsion or force. It is the meaning of the order. I just want to try to replace your father and care more about you. There are still many suspicious aspects of Wu Bu's identity. I think you have seen the reaction of the representative of Ya Shi today. Of course, if you believe in it Wu Bu is no harm to Sloan, so I won't plan anything for him, and you don't have to be so wary of my uncle."

Luo Yankee's expression softened a little, "I will be responsible for this guy's problem. As for this task, I have handed over the information to you, and what is written in it is everything I have found, nothing has been added, and now , I want to go back to rest first."

The words "Go back to rest" deeply stimulated Wu Bubu, and the sense of crisis only increased! The rapid and secretive movements of the fingers sent a distress message on the communication terminal.

"It's hard work." Lieutenant General Sofolk raised his hand again, and let Luo Yanker and the meat on his shoulders go to the exit.

"Lieutenant General, Your Excellency the President is looking for you."

"Understood, let's go." Sofolk walked towards the hall squarely, "Let my old bones join in the fun again."

The dark and cold playroom, full of torture instruments such as sm whips and chains, was a place where Wu could not be taken for himself.

Please forgive him for his stray thoughts. In the face of a pervert with a previous criminal record, he can't imagine in a normal direction.

From the beginning, however, Royanker was beyond his imagination.

"Go in."

Wu Bu was picked up again after he got off the suspension car, so he only had time to glance when he got off the car. After entering the palace-like gate, he could only look at the carpet passing by in front of him and Luo Yankel's solid "So, why do you use this pose to show your strength?!" Wu Bubei growled inwardly.

Luo Yankel didn't say a word to him, and threw him into a huge room.

It really looks like a playroom here, but it's not dark, nor does it have any perverted toys, there are some instruments and experimental cabins that he can't understand.

"This is your house? Why did you bring me here?" Wu Bu Bu asked while rubbing his twitching stomach.

"If you don't want to continue to be so weak, so that anyone can use you to make you unable to resist, then from now on, you will cheer me up. Except for the usual training and tasks, the rest of the time is here to train me. Your actual combat ability, now change my clothes and go in."

Although it is domineering and rude, this sentence can arouse the ambition of a man. Even Wu Bu, who is naturally lacking in ambition, can't help but sigh, "You want to give me special training? Why?"

Wu Bubu really couldn't think of what contribution he had made to allow this pervert to give him personal guidance.

Luo Yanker threw a look at an idiot, "You are a man anyway. Don't you know that the quality of your wife is related to a man's face? Are you going to keep me ashamed in the future?"

Wu Bubei reacted for two seconds and connected the "wife" with himself, a burst of anger made his hands tremble, okay, training, right! He couldn't believe that he couldn't hit this pervert once!

The author has something to say: Wu Bu: I want to vomit (my appetite is sore) and I want to cry (although I have a thick skin, but this is too embarrassing!)

Slag author: Such a little tolerance? No, but more exercise!

Wu Bu: Why did you **** author arrange for me to be a pervert, or a pervert with a marriage contract? !

Slag author: Oh, the original point of concern is here...