The First Strong Control In History

Thinking about it for a long time.

Yuan Bei pushed open the door and walked in.

The man with his bare buttocks in the setting sun still didn't move at all. If he couldn't feel his breath, Yuan Bei would have thought this man was a sculpture.

Carefully putting his quilt on an empty bed and making it up, Yuan Bei sat obediently on the bed.

at this time.

What he hadn't seen for a long time actually produced a sense of at a loss.

where am I?

who am I?

what am i doing

The man still didn't make any movements. He was only wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt with a cropped cut, a man and the setting sun, a top and no pants, and there was an inexplicable sense of harmony, like a weird oil painting.

As soon as this thought came into his mind, Yuan Bei almost pulled himself away with a big slap

Yuan Bei felt that he must be crazy, that the light of the setting sun must have dazzled him, and that he had such dangerous thoughts.

But this person...is his roommate?

With an artist?

Performance artist?

Exhibitionist?

madman?

Cerebral palsy?

Or did you forget to bring your pants when reporting?

Shall I lend him one?

It lasted for more than ten seconds, and Yuan Bei finally couldn't help but speak.

That... hello?

My name is Yuan Bei, a second-level assistant...

Get along well in the next four years?

The man still didn't move, and after three seconds, he turned to look at him.

Yin You, soldier.

Yuan Bei was stunned for a moment, the man was not ugly, he had a melancholy temperament, and his face was a bit retro, this was the first time Yuan Bei found some retro flavor on a person's face.

Before he could speak.

Yin You was facing the setting sun, letting the dim light of the setting sun shine on his face: Do you think that the setting sun is like the sun dying?

Yuan Bei: ...

hipster?

Bring literary youth, no run away!

Yuan Bei cleared his throat and said:

When the sun dies, it will first of all be due to energy decay. The sun cannot maintain its own volume, and it will expand rapidly and become a red giant, swallowing the surrounding planets. Finally, because the gravity is not enough to maintain the volume, it will collapse itself and become a white dwarf with a very small volume but a very large gravitational force, and a neutron star is also possible.

Yin You turned his head slowly and showed Yuan Bei a smile that was uglier than crying.

You know so much.

It's okay, I checked it before and wrote it down.

Yuan Bei waved his hands as if nothing had happened: Well... discuss something?

Can you put your pants on and talk?

It's really unnatural for me to speak without your pants on!

It feels like it's not you who don't wear pants, but me!

Yin You turned his head decisively again, looked at the sunset and murmured, So what if I put it on? Will life get better?

Yuan Bei:? ? ? ? ?

The fact that life won't get better with pants on... I really want to apologize to you for my life!

That's right...

This is really speechless!

It's quite reasonable to say, it's really not going to get better!

Then the two fell into silence again.

Yuan Bei was a little at a loss again, and even wanted to take off his T-shirt...

Is there a normal person to save me!

A newcomer is here?

At this time, behind Yuan Bei, a voice sounded: Then we are all 301 members here this time.

When Yuan Bei heard this voice, it was as if he heard the holy voice of God, and he felt like he had grasped at straws.

He turned his head away excitedly.

My name is Yuan...

Just halfway through speaking, Yuan Bei froze.

I saw a dark-haired muscular brother walking towards him, shaking his younger brother.

Seeing Yuan Bei turn his head, he waved at Yuan Bei and said, Hey, my name is Zhang Mu, and I'm a shooter.

Yuan Bei: ...

Grandpa must be crazy!

I want to drop out of school!

What's your name Yuan?

Hey, Yuan Bei, help.

Yuan Bei rested his forehead and sighed, and asked tiredly, Excuse me, why don't you wear clothes?

Because Ayou doesn't even wear it!

Zhang Simu took it for granted and said, Isn't it strange that there are only one of the two people in the dormitory who doesn't wear pants? If someone comes in, wouldn't it be easy to cause misunderstanding?

So you took all your clothes off?

Yes indeed!

Yuan Bei took a deep breath.

Bring logic wizards!

He looked at Zhang Mu's face and wanted to ask.

Wouldn't it be weirder for both of them to be naked? Is it more likely to cause misunderstanding?

Just this brain circuit, how did you get into the No. 1 Martial Arts School!

Zhang Mu said seriously, How about it, Ah Bei, why don't you take off your pants too, it's very comfortable.

Shit fuck you!

What should I do if my roommate is too silly? No, this is not a sand sculpture, I feel that there is something wrong with their brains!

I think you'd better put your clothes on, or it will be very embarrassing if someone comes in now.

The voice did not fall.

Click.

The door was opened, but Yuan Bei didn't lock the door when he came in just now.

Yuan Bei: ...

A good spirit or a bad spirit?

A man with dyed yellow hair came in, he should be a freshman at his age, and he stayed where he was after entering.

cough…

Yuan Bei got up quickly: Listen to my explanation

I get it! I get it! Sometimes we do too.

Huang Mao nodded hastily, and his hands have already started to move.

What do you know? Wait...what are you taking off?!

Damn poisonous, right?

Can it be contagious when you take off your clothes, just come in and start taking off?

It's Ah Hai!

At this time, Zhang Mu said, Is your dormitory finished?

You know each other?

Hurry up and stop him...

Seeing that Ah Hai had already stripped down to only a pair of underpants, Yuan Bei's heart was very tired, even more tiring than being beaten to death every day on the stage.

He is Fang Shui, my good brother who I played with since I was a child.

Yuan Bei was tired: Hurry up and persuade your good brother...

After tidying up, I'll come over to see you and identify the door by the way.

Huangmao Fangshui threw his clothes aside, looked up at Yuan Bei, and asked with a strange expression, Why don't you take it off?

I also want to ask why you take it off!

When the words came to his lips, he finally asked.

Three people, two of them took off, isn't it strange that I don't take off?

Fang Shui looked at Yuan Bei with a strange face.

Do as the Romans do?

This time Yuan Bei believes that the two are good brothers who have played together since childhood.

The brain circuits are all the same.

Abei, are you really not taking it off?

Don't take it off.

It's impossible to get rid of it, you should die.

The setting sun had already set, and Yin You, who had been standing by the window all this time, returned to the bed silently.

On the other hand, Zhang Mu is a lively person. The two brothers sat on the bed and started talking nonsense, such as The cafeteria is free, I'm so fucking hungry! What school is really big What beautiful women?

After all, at this age, most of them have just left the house and are very curious about everything around them.

As a human being in two lifetimes, I, Yuan Bei, have seen scenes that these young people can compare to. I, Yuan Bei, don't even look down on chats of this level!

ten minutes later.

Yuan Bei also stripped down to only a pair of underpants and sat on the bed with an excited face: Let me tell you, how dangerous was the situation at that time? It was really a critical moment...

Huangmao Fangshui and his elder brother Zhang Mu said Brother Bei one by one, and listened with great interest.

But what Yuan Bei didn't expect was that all of these people were recruited by special recruits. Yin You remained silent for a long time, but when asked, this one was also recruited by A+ rank special recruits!

He is at the same level as Yuan Bei, and his level may be a little watery, but it is unusual to have an A+ level in this popular fighter profession.

Even the two brothers Fang Shui and Zhang Mu are A-level special moves!

This was recruited at the same level as Zhang Xiner!

Yuan Bei didn't believe it was a coincidence.

But their dormitory is indeed a bit strong.

At this time.

There was a knock on the door.

Yuan Beizheng responded directly on Xingxing's head: Come in!

The door opened at once.

Guys, I'm next to you...

Standing outside the door was a tall man who was stared at by four naked men. How had he ever seen such a scene?

A few...Big brothers, I'm in the dormitory next door...Come here...Come here and pay homage to the top of the mountain, you guys talk first...You guys talk first...

There are still a few big brothers, the time is almost up, don't forget to gather...

As soon as he finished speaking, the door was closed.

Don't you just have no clothes on? Look at him and scare him.

Yuan Bei looked at the naked men and muttered something.

Don't even mention it, people's inertia is really that great.

It was quite awkward at the beginning, but after accepting this setting, this matter seems to be just like that...not unacceptable.

Quite exciting.

But he also discovered that there are quite a lot of normal people in this world...

If this person started to take off his clothes when he came in, then Yuan Bei would start to wonder if there was something wrong with him.

Could it be that entering the door and taking off your clothes is the correct way to open the men's dormitory?

Fortunately not...

It's just that a few weirdos are in his dormitory.

But after this time, their dormitory might also become a forbidden place in District 8...

I drank too much yesterday, happy May Day friends.