The Fool of the Gods

Chapter 1

"Doctor! Doctor! I feel like I'm about to give birth!"

A heart-wrenching scream came from the dim little clinic, and a woman covered in blood was tied to a rusty delivery chair and twisted and struggled.

"Hurry up! Doctor, come and take a look, he's coming out!!"

"Why don't you come over! Doctor! Doctor!? Are you a doctor?? Turn around and take a look!!!"

The pregnant woman's screams became more and more sharp, and her struggling movements became more and more crazy, but the doctor standing by never looked back at her, just nodded, and said slowly and perfunctorily:

"Okay, okay, I'm coming, don't worry, I'm preparing the delivery tools, madam, you don't want your child to fall to the ground as soon as he is born, right?"

This sentence seems It was almost fatal to the pregnant woman who was gradually going crazy. Her crazy momentum stagnated, and her red eyes gradually regained clarity. Her eyeballs mechanically turned slowly again, slowly looking at her belly, and she responded foolishly:

"Child... Yes, child... The child cannot fall to the ground. I want to give birth to a child, the child cannot fall to the ground..."

She repeated this sentence in her mouth, and her emotions gradually stabilized. Not long after, the small clinic became quiet again, leaving only the "clang clang" sound of hammering iron.

This is the doctor making delivery tools.

Tiny sparks splashed from the doctor's front, and suddenly lit up the dim space for a moment.

The pregnant woman's attention was attracted by the sparks. She hugged her belly and turned to look at the doctor's back. Her eyes began to turn red again, and her expression slowly became ferocious again.

"Doctor! What are you doing! What are you doing!?"

"Me? Didn't I tell you? I'm preparing the delivery tools. There are too many patients in the clinic recently. The nurses have gone to help. I have to do these chores by myself."

The doctor turned around and showed the rough hacksaw that he had just hammered closed to the pregnant woman. He smiled brightly and proudly:

"Look, it's ready."

The moment the pregnant woman saw the hacksaw, she suddenly twitched. The leather straps pulled the rusty chair under her struggle, making a tooth-grinding friction sound.

Her legs kicked wildly, splashing the dirty blood on her body everywhere.

"What are you doing! This is not a delivery tool! What are you doing!!"

"Madam, please look carefully, this is a delivery uterine saw."

The doctor approached the pregnant woman with a hacksaw, his eyes lingering on the irregular teeth, as if he was appreciating a work of art, and exclaimed:

"This is the most cutting-edge delivery technology published in "SCIENCE". You only need to use this uterine saw to cut open your belly, and your child can be born intact on the delivery chair, avoiding the tragedy of a child falling to the ground during normal delivery, and reducing the risk of infection;

And the sharp teeth can increase the wound surface, ensuring that the child's head will not be stuck during delivery due to too little space."

The doctor carried the tool in The pregnant woman measured her belly and smiled with narrowed eyes:

"The most important thing is that this plan currently has 0 negative reviews."

"The child... is safe... My child... will be safe..."

"Yes, ma'am, please rest assured, I am the most experienced midwife in the clinic, and I will definitely ensure the safety of your child."

The pregnant woman got the promise and suddenly became excited. She slapped her belly that was bulging like a hill, stretched her head and shouted impatiently:

"Quick! Deliver me! My child is coming out! Quick, doctor!! Quick!"

"It's my honor to serve you."

The doctor held the rough hacksaw, his hands did not shake at all, and then touched the skin and skillfully scratched it upwards.

"Chi——"

A thin line of blood meandered upwards, and the ripe watermelon split open with a flick of the finger.

Then!

"Bang——"

The overloaded body exploded like a balloon that was pierced, and dirty blood splashed everywhere.

She is not dead yet.

She screamed in pain, struggling with her hands and feet, looking at the doctor with vicious and horrified eyes, screaming wildly:

"What are you doing? What are you doing? You want to kill me! You want to kill my child!!"

The doctor's body was covered with blood, but his face was very clean. He gently moved away the hacksaw that blocked his face, and smiled and comforted the patient again:

"Madam, it's so sad that you said that. I'm saving you and your child. Look, your child... was born safely."

The pregnant woman's frantic movements paused, and she looked at her belly with extreme joy, but saw that in the rotten fleshIn the abdominal cavity, a pair of huge pure black eyes were blinking at her.

These eyes were very clear and bright, very attractive.

If its body was not a twisting tentacle, it might be more lovable.

Looking at the terrifying newborn that looked like an octopus tentacle, the doctor smiled knowingly and praised:

"Look, your child is so healthy, with bright eyes, and you can tell at a glance that he is... uh... just... big-eyed."

The surprise on the pregnant woman's face froze for a moment because of this inexplicable praise, but this did not prevent her from showing her overflowing love for the child.

In her skinny eyes, black blood of joy overflowed.

"Child! My child!!"

"Yes, it's your child."

"Bring my child here! I want to see him! Is it a boy or a girl?"

After hearing this, the doctor's smile froze, and his face showed some entanglement.

To be honest, if you insist on gendering an octopus leg...

"Congratulations, ma'am, it's a...boy with a penis."

It does have a penis, and it is a penis.

"Boy...boy!?"

The pregnant woman's voice rose again, and even the serious injury could not stop her twisting and struggling, and the crazy look once again climbed onto her horrible thin face covered with dirty blood.

"Why is it a boy! Why is it a boy?! She should have been a girl! It's you! There must be something wrong with your delivery skills! It's you!! You quack doctor!"

Perhaps feeling the anger of his mother, the newborn lying in a pool of blood blinked innocently.

Don't tell me, if you don't look at the body but only the eyes, it's pretty cute.

The doctor looked at this ridiculous scene and shook his head and sighed:

"Madam, you should know that the gender of the child depends on the parents, not the doctor. Perhaps you should ask the child's father."

"The child's father..." The pregnant woman's eyes were confused for a moment, and then suddenly laughed viciously.

"He's gone... I ate him... Hahaha, he's dead! That man actually wanted to be the mother of the child... He's not worthy, only I can be the mother..."

"... Um... Um?"

"He's gone... Can't find him... Hahaha, he's gone... I'm the mother of the child!"

The doctor's CPU was overloaded for a while.

But his excellent professionalism allowed him to quickly grasp the business opportunity. He raised his eyebrows and said excitedly:

"If it's just a simple death, our clinic can provide you with a special service of asking the dead spirit. You still have the opportunity to ask him why your child is a boy.

However, this service may be a bit expensive.

But I think, for the sake of the child, everything is worth it..."

He sold it hard, as if he could get a lot of money after this order was successful.

Perhaps moved by the doctor's sincerity, the pregnant woman's eyes switched between viciousness and confusion several times, and finally nodded like a zombie.

"My child, there must be an explanation. What should I do! Come on, doctor, I'm going to ask him!"

"Very good, ma'am. First, please close your eyes."

Seeing the pregnant woman hesitantly close her eyes, the doctor's mouth curled up with a strange smile.

He held the hacksaw and moved the rough teeth to her neck again.

"Then take a deep breath... Yes, yes, very good, tilt your head back, raise your neck a little higher, okay, don't worry, immediately..."

"Chi..."

The doctor's hand trembled.

Click... something fell.

Dirty blood splashed out, splashing a beautiful cinnabar picture on the snow-white wall.

"Uh... Although there was a little accident, the operation went well, ma'am, you can go find the child's father."

The doctor sighed lightly, wiped his bloody hands on his white coat casually, and glanced at the head on the ground again.

"Ah, it's scary."

He kicked it away quickly, then raised the hacksaw and turned to look at the tentacle on the patient's body.

The big eyes were still blinking, it seemed that it had not yet recognized the current situation, or it had no cognitive ability at all.

"I just said that this service is a bit expensive. Your mother hasn't paid yet, but she may not be back for a while.

Why don't you pay for her?"

Although they have no cognitive ability, when they feel the approach of death, newborns still instinctively react.It struggled fiercely.

However, this struggle, in the doctor's eyes, was more like an invitation.

The more the fish jumped on the chopping board, the more excited the fisherman was to chop it.

"Chi——"

The doctor pierced its body without hesitation. The new tentacles twitched in pain, and in a moment, the cute big eyes completely lost their luster and remained motionless.

It embraced the day of birth and also embraced death.

"The money and goods are paid, thank you for your patronage!"

The doctor bowed gracefully, threw away the hacksaw in his hand, and walked out of the dim room without looking back.

[Single-player trial (leftovers [birth]) challenge successful]

[Scoring and calculating rewards...]

[Player: Cheng Shi, performance score: S]

[Food obtained: Finger bread (C) X5]

[Food obtained: Canned slime drink (C) X5]

[Food obtained: Imitation eyeball cake (B) X1]

[Road to God +0, Ladder of Audience +0] (Single-player trial does not increase score)

[Current Road to God score: 2104, global ranking: 499713]

[Current Ladder of Audience score: 156, Fate ranking: 74]