The Fool of the Gods

In addition to authority, divinity and horn crown, there are some strange things in the rewards.

Cheng Shi spent a long time sorting in his warehouse and hung the "Rainforest Tribe Hero Medal" on the wall behind the shelf.

He thought that an A-level item must be a very useful thing, but he was wrong, because this rating was just to show the material of the medal, which was made of the bones of the rainforest royal war bear.

This is just an ordinary medal without any divine power, in order to commemorate the people who have contributed to the rainforest tribe.

The settlement reward of the trial has an upper limit, and authority and horn crown almost occupy the entire reward share, so Hong Lin can only pick and choose in his treasure house, and finally picked such a thing and threw it to Cheng Shi.

To put it nicely, it is to commemorate his salvation of the mushroom-footed people, and to put it bluntly, it is just to make up the numbers.

But this thing is really useless except taking up some space in the warehouse.

"But then again, can the bones of this royal war bear be eaten?" Cheng Shi scratched his head while looking at the medals on the wall. After struggling for a long time, he gave up the idea.

Forget it, let's eat something human. We can't let Brother Zui down.

Another thank-you letter was even more abstract. It was a leaf, but there were many words written on the leaf with hairy roots. Cheng Shi knew nothing about the civilization of the mushroom-footed people, so he could only ask Brother Zui out of curiosity.

The lips of foolish play pondered for a moment and began today's recitation:

"·To the great [Prosperity] daughter, Lady Fula Drool:

No words can record our gratitude and piety. As a sinner of [Prosperity], it is a lifetime blessing for our people to have the opportunity to return to His arms again.

In order to express our gratitude to you, I would like to share the greatest secret of our people since records began. Please know:

Mycorrhizae entwine more than three times, which can effectively prevent side falls during standing mating and increase fertility."

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Cheng Shi fell down while listening.

He stumbled and fell directly to the ground. Touching his shoulder that hit the ground hard, he sighed helplessly:

"Brother Mouth, can you change something unimportant when you revise it next time? I'm waiting for the secret, and you told me this?"

"·The secret is also made up.

Their thanks are too pale, I helped them polish it."

"......"

Then you still blame the honesty!

Cheng Shi paused with a strange look on his face, and then took out the tongue from the space and put it next to his face.

"Brother Mouth, do you dare to say another word?"

"·The secret is also made up."

pia——

The tongue that eats lies slapped Cheng Shi in the face.

He immediately came to life, grabbing the tongue and laughing:

"You lied! Brother Tongue told me that you lied, they have a secret, what secret is it?"

"·Ah, right, right."

As soon as the voice fell, the tongue that eats lies hit Cheng Shi's face again.

pia——

This made Cheng Shi's smile disappear. He suddenly realized that regardless of whether the tongue of lies could tell whether the lips of fools were lying, even if it could, it would hit him.

Why should he be slapped for the lies of the mouth brother?

How can you bully people like this! ?

Are you guys playing me?

He fixed his eyes on the tongue in his hand. The tongue turned over in his hand and complained a little boredly:

"Why did you parasitize a fool?"

"......"

Cheng Shi blinked in confusion, and then suddenly realized that the fool was talking about himself. He threw his tongue to the ground and was about to curse back when he heard his mouth say first:

"·You are right."

"......"

Cheng Shi's eyes went dark. He wanted to open his mouth again, but the foolish lips said before him:

"·Just say whether you are full or not."

The tongue of lies twisted twice on the ground and said lazily:

"I can also eat full from the little girl."

Wait!

Little girl?

That puppet master! ?

Is she better at lying than me? !

It is impossible!

But who is she! ?

Cheng Shi was shocked. He was about to ask when he heard the Tongue of Lies continue: "But if you continue to follow her, you will easily die. You have a good eye. At least this fool still has some truth in his mouth."

"......"

Okay, okay, you two are having fun chatting and calling each other a fool, right? Okay, if you want to play like this, don't blame me for using tricks.

Cheng Shi picked up the tongue on the ground with a dark face, and then activated the talent of the Tongue of Lies to circle himself, asking himself and answering:

"Have I lied to anyone? No."

"·......"

"......"

The Tongue of Lies shuddered and slapped Cheng Shi in the face. Cheng Shi sneered and tried to dodge.Without dodging, he immediately said:

"Have I lied to anyone? No."

"......"

Due to the restrictions of the rules, the tongue of lies slapped his face again, but at this time the tongue began to feel wrong.

As expected, Cheng Shi did not hesitate to start his repeater operation one sentence after another, and circled himself again with his tongue after each sentence. After dozens of times, his face was swollen, but the tongue that slapped his face was already lying on the ground, motionless.

"I can't eat anymore, hiccup, I'm going to die, hiccup, I'm going to die, hiccup"

"Beg for mercy? Haha, I lied..."

Before he finished speaking this time, the tongue trembled violently and made a retching sound.

"Ugh-"

"......"

It's so fucking weird, a tongue that can vomit.

Cheng Shi looked at the tongue that couldn't be vomited and sneered:

"Who was your original owner?"

The tongue vomited painfully for a long time, and had to succumb to Cheng Shi's tricks, and said a name with tears in his eyes.

"Zhen Xin, her name is Zhen Xin!"

! ! ! ? ? ?

Ah?

Cheng Shi was numb. He never thought that the puppet master was actually Zhen Xin in disguise.

But the puppet-controlling silk thread obviously didn't look fake. Could she be a victim who lied like yesterday?

Just when Cheng Shi was puzzled, the foolish lips who had watched the show for a long time spoke again: "·It deceived you."

Cheng Shi was stunned at first, and then his face turned black.

"Who deceived me? Brother Mouth, do you still want to deceive me?"

"·I never lie to anyone."

That was me! Not you!

Cheng Shi touched his swollen and painful cheek, and suddenly asked: "What's your relationship with this tongue?"

"·It's okay."

"Okay, okay, it's okay, right? Since it's okay, just flush it down the toilet!"

"·......"

Speaking of this, Cheng Shi picked up the tongue that couldn't resist and walked towards the bathroom behind the warehouse. However, halfway through, the lips of foolish play compromised.

"·It's related."

Cheng Shi raised his eyebrows and thought to himself: Here it comes, finally got it out!

"What's the relationship?"

"·The relationship of lips and teeth."

"?" Cheng Shi frowned, "What do you mean?"

"·Without me, the tongue will be cold."

"......"

You are here to give me an idiom class, right!

Cheng Shi's face was serious, and he suddenly accelerated his pace, but no matter how fast he walked, the lips of foolish play didn't react. Seeing that the mouth brother didn't move and didn't explain anything, Cheng Shi stopped with a twitch of his mouth.

"·Don't you flush it down the toilet?"

"......" The tongue was still retching and couldn't answer.

Cheng Shi said angrily with a dark face: "The toilet is blocked and can't be flushed!"

I finally got my tongue back, why should I flush the toilet?

I was so angry. It's okay to be slapped in the face by a tongue, but I was also mocked by a broken mouth. My life is so miserable!

But I must not give up. Cheng Shi took out the medicine to reduce the swelling on his cheeks, and then gritted his teeth and said stubbornly:

"Forget it, I will know sooner or later."

He walked to the edge of the roof and sat down in a bad mood, and began to think about whether the puppet master was Zhen Xin. At this time, Xie Yang next door was lying on the edge of the opposite roof and asked curiously:

"What's wrong with you, buddy? Why do you look so depressed?"

Cheng Shi paused and blurted out:

"·The toilet is blocked, and I'm full."

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Cheng Shi was dumbfounded. He had never thought that taking things out of context and transplanting things were used in this way.

Xie Yang was also dumbfounded. He looked at the neighbor's cheeks, which were still slightly bulging. He also remembered that the direction he had walked to was indeed the back of the warehouse instead of the main entrance of the warehouse, so he was stunned and said a little scared:

"......Ha, your hobby is quite special...Um, I have something else to do, I'll leave first."

"......"

Seeing Xie Yang running fast, Cheng Shi felt that his "necromancer" quirks were probably going to become more and more.

Well, after seeing so many jokes on the other side, some of them will be seen back. It's better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone.

Just treat it as a tribute to the God of Fun...

Thinking of this, I feel much better.

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