[Shocked, after a man dug up the national defense cable, the academician called him a great hero
] [What should I do if I encounter robbers in the wild, please look around and see if there is a national defense cable!] [
Question: I want to have a good relationship with the upper class, what is the best way. Answer: Dig up defense cables!]
......
At this time, at a stadium in Jinghai, Wang Mad, who was preparing to hold a concert, was rehearsing nervously on the stage.
He has been preparing for this concert for a long time, and at the same time, he also arranged for his agent to spend a lot of money to arrange for the water army to buy his own hot search, and the news that he was going to hold a concert reached the first place on the hot search list.
And I also said hello to my friends in the entertainment industry, asking them to keep a low profile during this time and not make any big trouble.
After all, according to previous experience, every time I hold a concert, there will always be other celebrities who burst out to dominate the hot search list to dissipate their popularity.
But this time I've said hello, and I don't think this will happen again.
Just finished rehearsing a song, Wang Crazy panted and came to the backstage to rest.
Tomorrow is the day when he will hold a concert, and he believes that with the blessing of hot searches, his tickets will definitely sell out!
At this moment, the agent ran over in a panic, shouting
that it was not good, and looking at the agent's appearance, Wang Crazy secretly said in his heart that it was not good.
"What's the matter, isn't it possible that another celebrity has a big melon to rush his heat!?"
Wang Mad asked anxiously.
The agent who had just experienced the run was a little out of breath and couldn't speak, just kept shaking his head.
"Is that a hot search that fell out of the top three?" asked
Wang Crazy and cautiously.
The agent shook his head again.
Seeing that the two problems he was most worried about did not happen, Wang Mad exhaled a long breath.
"It's not that it's out of the top three, it's that it's just gone, the top 20 are all on the list, yes...... There is something more terrifying than a big melon!!"
The agent relieved himself and said anxiously.
"Former ...... The top 20 are gone? No...... Impossible!"
Hearing this news, Wang Mad was blinded, and then he hurriedly took out his mobile phone to open the hot search list for the scarf.
Sure enough, all the hot searches he bought with a lot of money were gone!!
"Ah!"
Seeing this scene, he screamed directly, as if he had seen something terrifying and dirty, and then threw the phone out directly, and then his eyes went black and he passed out.
......
At the same time, the most popular knowledge discussion software in the Dragon Kingdom is on a certain level, and a question instantly rushed to the first place on the hot list, reaching hundreds of millions of popularity in just a few minutes.
[May I ask if I can cut the national defense cable and attract the attention of the troops to get out of danger after being abducted and trafficked to the mountains?]
The answers below the question are varied, but most of them are lamented that the questioner's brain hole is too big.
And the most liked is a message answered by Zhang San, who is known as the strongest lawyer in the Dragon Kingdom.
"To put it simply, although your approach is to avoid danger in an emergency, but the defense cable belongs to special equipment, and the damage caused by damage is immeasurable, so this approach is wrong and not advocated. This
low-answer comment has also reached tens of thousands in a short period of time.
"It's worthy
of Teacher Zhang San, the answer to the questions is simple and clear, not verbose!" "Give Teacher Zhang San a thumbs up
!" "Ah? I'm dying and I can't dig cables, it's too impersonal!"
"Teacher Zhang San is really high-level, this kind of difficult questions can be answered, learn from the teacher!"
......
In an office of a law firm in Kyoto.
A middle-aged man with a sparse head looked at the display in front of him with a smile.
"The person who asked this question has too big a brain, interesting!" This
person is Zhang San, the lawyer of the Dragon King, who has just finished his work and turned on the computer to surf the Internet.
I just opened this question and replied simply, but I didn't expect it to become the answer with the most likes.
Zhang San slid the mouse, browsing the answers under his comments, to be honest, even he didn't have a definite answer to this question.
After all, I have been in the industry for so many years, and I have never encountered such a case.
So he wanted to see the opinions of netizens, although his achievements were very high, he was still happy to accept the opinions of others.
After all, everyone's opinion is different.
But when he saw the crowd of complimenting comments below, his brow furrowed, and a hint of annoyance appeared in his eyes.
Since he became popular on the Internet, there are people everywhere who compliment him, and no matter what he says, others blindly agree.
Even if what you say is not correct.
This was not the result he wanted.
What he wants is real communication, even if others directly accuse him in public, as long as the other party is justified, then he will definitely welcome it.
Exhaling heavily, Zhang San planned to close the comment area.
But just then, a comment appeared that caught his attention.
"Hehe, what level is this lawyer, can he answer this simple question wrong, and he is also known as an ace lawyer?
Seeing this comment, Zhang San's eyes lit up, and after seeing enough of complimenting his comments, he felt very excited to see the comments against him.
He felt that the other party must have a different opinion than his own, so he quickly replied under this comment.
"Hello, I'm glad you can put forward different opinions, can you share your opinions!?"
After the message was sent, Zhang San stared at the screen to prevent himself from missing the other party's reply.
Soon, the other person's reply appeared on the screen.
"After being hijacked, digging up the national defense cable, not only will you not be punished, but you will also be called a great hero by the academician, and you will gain the favor of the head of the regiment, and you will go to the pinnacle of life from then on!" Zhang
San looked at the other party's comments, but his originally wise eyes were full of doubts at the moment.
"This ...... What does that mean?"
and as the comment came out, it soon began to have a lot of attacks underneath it.
"Funny, this person has two arms, and he is a hero, you won't be a person who ran out of a mental hospital, right?"
"Hahaha, where are you a clown, just because you still want to challenge the authority of Teacher Zhang San, hurry up and get out of the way!" "
Laughing to death, you can still become a hero after digging up the national defense cable, did you pull your brain inside when you kid came out of the mother's womb." "
And get the favor of the regiment commander, haha, you will only get bullets from the regiment commander!!"
"How did you say this kind of thing, if you dig up the defense cable, it will really be like what you said, I will start a live broadcast on the spot to show off the whole family!"
......
And Zhang San in front of the screen thought for a long time, combined with the knowledge of many laws, and didn't understand why the other side made such remarks.
"Excuse me, why do you say that?"
the law was strict, and he had to figure out why the other party would answer the way he did.
After the message was sent, this time the other party did not answer in time.
At this time, the comment area was full of insults to the person who had just commented on him, scolding him for talking nonsense, scolding him for being a clown, and scolding him for not daring to respond.
Two minutes later.
Just when Zhang San was about to quit with a disappointed face, there was a sudden ding-dong.
It was the man who replied to himself.
[Joke, you're the real clowns, the video is here, watch it for yourself!]
followed by a video.
Zhang San did not hesitate and immediately clicked on the video.
......
Ten minutes later.
As the video ended, Zhang San withdrew with a shocked face.
And the video he watched was an interception of Jiang Fan's live broadcast room.
"I see, I see!!"
"It's me who is lonely and unheard, it's me who is wrong!"
Then he immediately took out his notebook and solemnly wrote down a knowledge point.
In order to save themselves, they cut the defense cable, and they will not ......
At this time, under the comment of a certain person, with the release of the video, the comment area exploded directly.
"My Nima, this video can't be synthetic, it's incredible
!" "Oh my God, it's true, I'm sorry, I was abrupt just now, I damn !!
" "Ahem, I was wrong, don't worry, I won't run, at eight o'clock tonight, I will start a live broadcast to fulfill my promise - crazy Baba, my name is Huludao Lao Ba, see you in the live broadcast room!"
Which big brother can tell me, what kind of show is this
, it's so interesting, I want to watch it!" "Tongqing, who sent me the show privately, I will give him a hundred red envelopes
!" "Send it to me first, I'll give him two hundred!" For
a while, the whole network frantically looked for Jiang Fan's live broadcast room, and even more, in order to be able to get the address of Jiang Fan's live broadcast room for the first time, he directly offered hundreds of yuan.
At the same time, on the short video of Douyin, you can rush to the hot search in minutes by posting a live video of Jiang Fan.
On the entire Internet, Jiang Fan's popularity instantly rushed to the peak, and his popularity, even if a popular first-line star came, was dwarfed.
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