The Glory of the Godfather

On August 17, Ibiza went to the Bernabéu Stadium for training to adapt to the venue.

Fang Jue arranged for assistant coach Ceballos to lead the team for training, and he hurried to find the bathroom by himself, holding back his urine.

On the way to the bathroom in the visiting team's locker room, Fang Jue suddenly caught sight of the arrow on the wall and the words 'toilet' written on it.

If there is a closer one, naturally go to the closer one.

Fang Jue walked straight over, and after he walked away, a piece of paper was blown up on the ground, and a line of words was printed on it: For internal use only.

Fang Jue was really eye-opening. The decoration of this bathroom is quite luxurious. When you look up, you can see a small resplendent chandelier, covered with carpets, and the walls are covered with a layer of leather materials. Even the design of the urinal is quite ingenious.

Of course, Fang Jue didn't have time to appreciate too much, he came to release water.

Open the gate to release the water, the sound is loud.

Miles.

A voice sounded behind Fang Jue.

Fang Jue was startled, the voice came from the small toilet room behind him.

I forgot to take the toilet paper.

Cabinet No. 3, the left side, the side compartment, I use the toilet paper here today.

Myers, hurry up, I want to wipe my ass quickly, I had a good time today, don't affect my luck.

This is obsessive-compulsive disorder!

Previously, because he was concerned about Mr. Fernandez's condition, Fang Jue had studied the cases of obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he immediately came to the conclusion that the man behind him had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it had reached a very serious level.

Fang Jue looked up, saw a row of cabinets, and finally found the cabinet marked 3, opened it, and there was a stack of toilet paper in the grid on the left, neatly stacked.

How many do you want? Fang Jue asked.

Give it all to me, no, you're not Miles, who are you? Miles! Miles! Biu...

The middle-aged man's screams resounded, and at the same time, there was a smell of fart, and then he heard the sound of running. When Fang Jue turned his head, he saw a tall black man rushing in. Seeing Fang Jue who was pulling up his trousers, the black man's face changed drastically. Did he come late? He rushed up immediately.

...

Hey, calm down, dude, calm down! Fang Jue was terrified, I'm here to take a pee, I mean no harm, I'm the coach, Ibiza head coach.

Just when the big black hand was about to grab Fang Jue's neck, a middle-aged man's voice sounded, Myers, stop - are you the head coach of Ibiza Fang?

Yes, that's right. Fang Jue breathed a sigh of relief, I went to the bathroom to pee, and saw the arrow indicating that there is a bathroom here, so...

Can you give me the toilet paper first? The middle-aged man said sullenly after a pause of more than ten seconds.

There was a sparse sound, and then the sound of flushing the toilet and pulling up the pants.

Then Fang Jue saw a middle-aged man walking out, it turned out to be Real Madrid coach Schuster.

It is really embarrassing that the two head coaches who are about to face each other met in advance on such an occasion.

Mr. Fang Jue, why are you here? This is the exclusive internal bathroom. Schuster stretched out his hand.

I didn't see an exclusive logo, I'm really sorry. Fang Jue didn't reach out, because this guy didn't wash his hands.

Ah, well, maybe something happened. Schuster didn't feel embarrassed at all, but rubbed his hands together, My hands are clean.

Fang Jue smiled and said nothing.

Schuster snorted, looked at the young coach in front of him, and suddenly acted threateningly, If I didn't stop Miles just now, you'd be finished now.

If you can't win on the court, will you kill me off the court? Fang Jue said with a straight face, not at all afraid.

Then, the two guys stared at each other, and finally both laughed, and Schuster hugged Fang Jue directly and patted him on the shoulder, Haha, Fang, I like you, I like your character, hahaha, for this liking , I'll kick Ibiza's ass hard tomorrow.

Mr. Schuster, you are really just like the rumors.

It's just as rude, isn't it? Schuster was not ashamed, but laughed triumphantly.

This old rascal, Fang Jue smirked, but he made up his mind that he must wash his suit well when he returns home, no, he must throw it away, and if he can’t shake hands with this guy tomorrow, he should try his best to avoid it.

...

The two walked and chatted.

I studied your Ibiza, Schuster said. Your team has me in it. I like it. Really, I never mind people imitating me.

Fang Jue smiled and said nothing. I have never seen such a shameless person.

Hahaha, I was just joking, you should have done this just now. Schuster pointed to his nose and said loudly, Bastard, don't be arrogant, I didn't learn from you, roll the ball.

As he said, he clapped his palms and turned around in a circle, That's right.

Fang Jue has now adjusted Schuster's obsessive-compulsive disorder attribute to the category of intermittent supernormal output and temporary cessation of restraint ability.

This guy's mood is really unstable. No wonder he fell out with Barcelona, ​​then moved to Real Madrid, and later left Real Madrid for Atletico Madrid, and fell out with the then Federal Germany (West Germany) national team.

Myers is my bodyguard. You know, a successful person like me needs strong protection. Seeing Fang Jue looking at the tall black man who had been following the two of them, Schuster Said, then lit a cigarette, and directly closed the cigarette case, This cigarette is so hard to come by, I'm not willing to ask you.

Fang Jue: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Fang Jue had heard about Schuster's hiring of bodyguards all year round, and it was once a topic of discussion among the media and fans. After all, it is very rare for a head coach to hire bodyguards for a long time, but he did not expect it. When Schuster went to the toilet, the bodyguards were also protecting him.

According to media reports, Schuster hired bodyguards. This has to start from 1981, when Schuster was still playing in Barcelona. In that season, Barcelona was very hopeful to win the La Liga championship after many years. (The last time they won the championship was in 1974). When the situation was very good, in March 1981, Barcelona's main striker Quinny was kidnapped, and the whole Barcelona team suffered heavy losses. Schuster and Quinny got along very well. He and some teammates Proposed to cancel the La Liga game between Barcelona and Atletico Madrid, but the Football Association did not agree, which made Barcelona's army confused. Although the police finally rescued Quini on March 25, in the four La Liga games he was absent, Barcelona lost three and drew one, including Losing to Real Madrid 0:3, the La Liga championship dream was completely shattered. The kidnapping had a very big impact on Schuster, and he hired bodyguards all year round.

...

More than an hour later, Real Madrid coach Schuster and Ibiza coach Fang Jue attended the pre-match press conference together.

Ibiza is a respectable team, but for Real Madrid, the championship is the only goal. Schuster said directly.

This sentence is very Schuster style.

Real Madrid is one of the greatest teams in Spain and Europe. It is a wonderful experience to be a guest at the Bernabeu. Real Madrid has many great players. Mr. Schuster is also a very successful champion coach...

Hearing what Fang Jue said, the Madrid reporters at the scene nodded with a smile on their faces. This is in line with their expectations. This kind of remarks is the usual statement of the coach of the visiting team who is a guest at Real Madrid, especially for such a small team. It's like a pilgrimage.

However, they didn't expect Fang Jue to pause for a moment, and suddenly changed his voice, I like the Bernabéu, because my luck here has always been very good. We won the Copa del Rey here a month ago and that gave me confidence, we are not here on a pilgrimage, we had a wonderful experience at the Bernabeu and I hope it will be the same this time.

Are you referring to winning Real Madrid at the Bernabeu? a reporter immediately asked.

No one will reject victory, let alone surrender. Fang Jue nodded with a smile, I like victory.

Well said. Schuster suddenly slapped the table, I like winning too!

Fang Jue was taken aback, he wished he could give this old guy a punch.

He felt the German did it on purpose.

...

Fang Jue is very annoyed by Schuster now. Although Schuster seems to be a good old guy, and he doesn't act too arrogantly, Fang Jue's words and deeds give Fang Jue the feeling that the other party has no intention of In his eyes, this is not only showing a must-win attitude towards Real Madrid, but also ignoring Fang Jue.

This is treating yourself as a rookie.

No, to be more precise, I didn't pay attention to it.

Fang Jue studied Schuster carefully. This German has a rebellious personality and a very arrogant personality.

Not to mention the player era, the coaching resume is very impressive, especially in the last few seasons, it can be said to be very impressive, and it can even be said to be smooth sailing.

In the 2006/2007 season, Schuster led Getafe to the King's Cup final. In the first round of the semi-final against Barcelona, ​​Messi staged the classic re-enactment of Maradona's goal. Getafe 2:5 Lost, but back at home, they won 4-0 in the second leg to advance to the final.

Yes, counting the fact that Barcelona was reversed by Ibiza in the second leg of the Copa del Rey semi-final in the past season, Barcelona has been reversed in the Copa del Rey semi-final for two consecutive seasons with a big lead in the first leg. up.

Getafe reached the final of the Copa del Rey. Although they lost to Sevilla 0:1 in the end and only got the runner-up of the Copa del Rey, this coaching resume is already quite good.

At the same time in La Liga, Getafe ranked 9th in the league, and even almost qualified for the European war.

Schuster's coaching performance is so good, his old club Real Madrid saw it, so they came to him. He came to Madrid in the summer of 2007 and won the La Liga championship very easily in the first season, leading runner-up Villarreal by 8 points and leading third-place Barcelona by 18 points.

With such smooth sailing, Schuster is also full of pride. He even shouted out that he will lead Real Madrid to defend the La Liga title this season, and at the same time help Real Madrid win the European Champions Cup again after seven years.

This German guy, this is floating.

Fang Jue clicked his tongue. In his opinion, Schuster was able to lead Real Madrid to win the championship last season. The German's coaching ability is indeed good. However, more importantly, he caught up with the good time. At that time, Barcelona was in turmoil. , Rijkaard was determined to leave in the middle of the season, Ronaldinho also had conflicts with Barcelona, ​​um, and thanks to Fang Jue, Fang Jue led Ibiza to comeback in the semi-finals of the Copa del Rey. The blow to Barcelona's morale is also great, which is equivalent to assisting Real Madrid.

Gone, okay!

If Schuster really thinks that Ibiza is not worth mentioning, then this is a good thing for Ibiza...

In the head coach's office at Real Madrid's training base.

Bernd. Real Madrid assistant coach David. Cortes. Caballero looked at Schuster with some puzzlement, You obviously attach great importance to Ibiza, but why do you act so contemptuous of them and their coach?

Schuster looked at his assistant, David, how do you think Fang Jue will react?

Maybe he will be very angry. Caballero thought for a while, Or maybe he will think that we are too arrogant.

That's right, hahaha. Schuster laughed loudly, I tell you, David, this time I will use Chinese wisdom and methods to defeat this Chinese coach.

David. Cortes. Caballero was puzzled.

When he was off work, the head coach of Real Madrid locked his office drawer. Before the drawer was closed, the light shone in. Inside lay a book, a book with a red cover, slightly larger than a pocket book, and covered with a red hard cover . On the cover, an ancient man with an oriental face is wearing a red war robe, wearing yellow leather boots, riding a white horse, black hat, black saddle, black whip, and a red cherry hanging around the horse's neck. ——The name is written in the middle of the cover: SUNZI!

...

The din resounded from the stands at the Bernabéu, and players from both sides had already entered the field.

At this moment, the starting lists of both sides were also displayed on the big screen of the stadium.

Home team Real Madrid:

Goalkeeper: Iker Casillas;

Defense: Salgado, Xavi Garcia, Heinze, Miguel Torres;

Midfielders: Ras Diarra, De La Reid, Van der Vaart;

Forwards: Robinho, Raul, Van Nistelrooy.

Away team Ibiza:

Goalkeeper: 1-Simenlet;

Defense: 2-Boulahrouz, 3-Koscielny, 15-Hummels, 16-Jordi. Alba;

Midfielder: 4-Makelele, 21-Luka. Modric, 7-Juan. Mata, 17-Marco. Royce, 10-Sebastian. Deisler;

Forward: 9-Robert. Lewandowski.

Ibiza captain Deisler won the coin guessing game against Raul, Ibiza won the right to pick a side, and Real Madrid kicked off first.

The players of both sides stood in their respective positions according to the formation. After the referee Gonzalez and the two line referees confirmed the time, they blew the whistle to start the game.

In the first leg of the Spanish Super Cup in 2008, Real Madrid VS Ibiza officially started.

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