The Growth System Comes at the Age of Thirty
Chapter 79: Raise a cat for a thousand days, use a cat for a while!
Chapter 79: Raise a cat for a thousand days, use a cat for a while!
After hearing the second half of the sentence, many people almost laughed out loud.
Because this Aunt Mei is famous for being a picky person from all over the country, she usually eats pickles, tofu and dried radish.
It’s not that I don’t have money, it’s just pure picking.
Those who didn’t know better thought her son was abusing her.
Facts have proved that some people are just weird and have brain problems.
When her daughter-in-law was in confinement, she nagged her for a long time because she ate an extra egg, and she was so angry that she didn't come back to celebrate the New Year for several years.
This incident spread all over the country, and I don’t know how many people laughed at her.
It would be a lie for such a person to say that he is not disliked by others.
The real rural life is far from being as beautiful as the pastoral life shown in the videos of video bloggers. It is more about all kinds of trivial matters. All kinds of interpersonal troubles encountered in the city will also be encountered in the countryside, and more.
Because usually that's all their life is about.
A small village, at most plus a nearby market, was all the sky they could see.
When the old woman heard this, she became furious and said, "I see that yellow cat often at your house, why isn't it yours?"
"I raised you near my home? Then your home is still near my home. Did I raise you? If you have a brain disease, go to the doctor!"
Chen Jingle would not tolerate this old immortal and choked back immediately.
What the hell? I’m giving you face, right?
If the tiger cub really caused trouble, he would definitely apologize and apologize. The problem was caused by someone else's cat, and he would be blamed for it.
Bullying honest people?
The clay figurine is quite angry!
As soon as these words came out, even more people couldn't help but laugh, and even more people wanted to see the joke.
The old woman was so angry that she couldn't even speak.
It's a pity that I didn't die of anger on the spot.
Chen Jingle took advantage of the victory and pursued: "The yellow cat you mentioned was raised by the old village chief. He used to feed it, but now he is too lazy to feed it. He lets the cat find something to eat on its own before it goes to your kitchen. If you have any opinions, go ahead. Find the old village chief!"
I guess she wouldn't dare.
The old village chief's family is notoriously arrogant. Whether he is willing to reason with you or not depends entirely on his mood.
If you don't want to, just let his son slap you twice.
really,
As soon as she heard that it was the cat raised by the old village chief, the old woman immediately stopped and did not dare to say a word.
The nature of bullying the weak and fearing the strong is fully exposed.
Because the old village chief and his family really dared to beat her.
Chen Jingle snorted coldly, cursed inwardly that he would die on the street, and looked down at the tiger cub at his feet.
Say in cat language: "Tiger cub, if you see his cat next time, beat him to death! Find a few more cats to **** in front of her house!"
Do you really think he is an easy persimmon?
Today he will be treated as a villain who must retaliate for his anger!
We won't do anything illegal, but he still knows some disgusting methods, and he doesn't have to come forward himself.
Raise a cat for a thousand days, use a cat for a while!
Go Pikachu!
The tiger cub raised his head in confusion and meowed, indicating that he understood.
Although I don't understand why I do this, I just follow the boss's instructions.
Don’t look at it as a Sangbiao outside, but when it’s time to be a Mimi at home, it must have the consciousness to be a Mimi.
There's nothing you can do about it, life is like living under someone else's roof.
…
Chen Qiyun was also very angry at Aunt Mei's old woman's words. Fortunately, Chen Jingle fought back decisively. Seeing the old woman's defeat, she wanted to clap her hands and applaud.
Just a little strange: "Why are you and the cat howling?"
"I told it to help me beat Aunt Mei's cat to vent her anger." Chen Jingle laughed.
Chen Qiyun looked weird: "Are you stupid? How can a cat understand what you are saying!"
Chen Jingle raised his eyebrows: "You are the one who is stupid, I know cat language."
"Don't believe it!" Chen Jingle glanced at her: "Then you give the order and I will translate and give the command."
"Okay, let him squat down and take a look." Chen Qiyun raised her chin.
"Tiger cub, squat down!"
The fat fox who originally wanted to rub Chen Jingle's pants immediately squatted down obediently.
Chen Qiyun was stunned for a moment, then her eyes widened in disbelief: "Huh? It must be a coincidence! Do you want to let it lie down again?"
Chen Jingle chuckled: "Get down."
The tiger cub glanced at Chen Jingle, lay down reluctantly, and kicked his front paws into his pocket.
Chen Qiyun was really stunned this time.
Oh my god, this, this is amazing!
The look he looked at Chen Jingle was simply astonishing and full of admiration.
Chen Jingle smiled like Director Jin.
Check out the 16-9 book bar and see the correct version!
Gee, I just love seeing little kids in shock.
"Teach me, teach me!" Chen Qiyun stamped her feet anxiously.
If she learned such a powerful skill, wouldn't she be the envy of her friends? You can even get a Dangdang, the leader of the Beast Control Sect!
Ah, it’s wonderful to think about it!
Chen Jingle's smile faded: "Ahem, this, cat language is more challenging, I feel like your talent is not very suitable."
"Ah? Then, what should I study?"
"I don't know yet."
"You, Chen Jingle, you are going too far!"
If you don't want to teach, just say so, **** it!
Chen Qiyun was so angry that she stuffed her mouth full of rice, her cheeks bulging, her grief and anger turned into appetite.
…
Chen Qiyun learned two simple cat words from Chen Jingle after hard work. Although she was not satisfied with it, it was better than nothing.
After she left, Chen Jingle was worried and warned the tiger cub a few more words.
"Don't run around during the day these days. Stay at home to avoid others catching you as a stray cat."
The tiger cub lay on the ground, glanced at Chen Jingle, and reluctantly agreed.
For a dog that is extremely energetic in adolescence, letting it stay at home is no less than letting it go to jail.
But since the boss has said it, let’s settle down for a few days.
I can only temporarily aggrieve the little female cats in the village.
The news that Chen Jingle and Aunt Mei had a "quarrel" spread throughout the village in less than half an hour.
For this reason, my father called me back to ask what was going on.
Of course, Chen Jingle chose to tell the truth: "That old fool slandered me, saying that my cat ate the pickles from her kitchen and was mentally ill. Whose cat leaves the meat at home and eats other people's pickles instead?"
Dad hesitated and said, "It's too much, but don't argue with her. I'm afraid you will be the one who suffers in the end, so just ignore her."
"I know what to do." Chen Jingle said unfazed.
My parents are both honest people, and they have followed the rule of "don't cause trouble" for most of their lives, but they don't know that this can only breed sheep.
Chen Jingle doesn’t want to be a sheep.
Even if I don't want to be a wolf, I don't want to be a sheep.
You can travel all over the world with reason, but you can't move without reason. The old method of scaring timid people who don't know the law is fine, but he won't accept it.
He was really anxious, so he went back and memorized all the domestic laws, and then took the exam for a lawyer's license or directly took the exam for a court position.
Taking the legal route is to give face to the law.
If that doesn't work, don't you still have a knife?
As much money as "Original Saint", you only have one life, it's very fair!
Thanks to Brother Fan for his monthly pass and reward! Thanks to book friend 20220222** for your monthly ticket!
(End of chapter)
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