The Heaven’s Jailer

"Daxian, introduce yourself, my name is Liu Lang, and I am the jailer of this mortal prison. If you have any requirements, you can tell me directly."

Liu Lang looked at the dossier while talking to Zhu Dachang.

"I want to ask my little brother, is there a kitchen in this mortal hell? Can I cook?"

Zhu Dachang also understood his identity and was very kind to Liu Lang. After all, not every prisoner has a deep background like a snarling dog, nor does it have a dog head like a snarling dog.

"The kitchen? There really is no kitchen here." Liu Lang shook his head.

"Oh, my biggest hobby is cooking. It will take me a year to be unable to cook. It really suffocates me." Hearing Liu Lang's answer, Zhu Dachang suddenly looked disappointed.

"I see this information. You were arrested for cooking. What's the matter?" The reason for Zhu Dachang's imprisonment was mentioned in the file. Liu Lang was curious about a chef who was passionate about cooking. Will violate the rule of heaven in his own position.

"It's hard to explain in a word!" Zhu Dachang sighed and said: "As the chief chef of the Tianting Imperial Dining Room, I am researching new dishes. I accidentally got a secret recipe a few days ago, so I gave it to Yu according to the secret recipe. The emperor and queen mother cooked a large table of dishes, and I was sentenced to one year’s imprisonment just because of this table.”

"What's the secret recipe?"

Liu Lang is very curious.

"In fact, the secret recipe is nothing but cooking with waste oil. The color, fragrance and taste are delicious. I tried it, and it turned out to be the case. So I asked the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother to help me test the dishes. But the secret recipe was reported. They said I committed the crime. For the crime of endangering food safety, I was arrested directly. In fact, everyone is a fairy. What is the point of eating some waste oil? It will not be harmful to the body at all. The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother ate it at that time called a fragrant. If you turn your face, you won't recognize people."

Hearing Zhu Dachang's explanation, Liu Lang fell to the ground with a thud. At this moment, he was so impressed by Zhu Dachang that he even used waste oil to stir-fry the Queen Mother Jade. He really wouldn't die if he didn't do it!

"Master of Cooking has studied the culinary skills (mind), and I admire it. If I am not mistaken, your secret recipe should have been passed down from the earth to the heavens, right?"

"How do you know?" Zhu Dachang looked shocked. He always thought that his secret recipe was top secret. He didn't expect a mortal to know the source of the secret recipe.

"I also learned by accident." Liu Lang said haha. He felt that Zhu Dachang should feel fortunate. He was in the heaven. If he cooks with waste oil in the mortal world, it is not as simple as one year.

"Little brother, I see that the mortal **** is very spacious, with many rooms and few people. Otherwise, you will set up a kitchen for me and shut me in that kitchen. I will make it for you every day. Eat!" Zhu Dachang obviously didn't give up. He can skip meals, but he has to cook.

"This feeling is good!" Liu Lang's eyes suddenly brightened.

Zhu Dachang is the chief chef of the Tianting Imperial Dining Room. He is known as the God of Cooking. He does not want to use and knows how much beef he makes. He and Mu Xue Qingtian are together. Apart from cooking quick-frozen dumplings, he just makes instant noodles. The birds are all gone. If God of Cooking cooks for himself every day, then he is not living a life like a Jade Emperor.

"I don't know what exactly is needed in Daxian's kitchen, I will buy it now." When thinking of the food made by God of Cooking, Liu Lang suddenly drank water and couldn't wait to say.

"It’s nothing special. Cooking in the heaven is not much different from the mortal. It’s just that it’s usually heated by a different fire, but now I’ve been sealed and I can’t use the different fire. You just follow the mortal kitchen. Right!"

Hearing that Liu Langken prepared the kitchen for himself, Zhu Dachang was very excited, and his affection for this little mortal jailer greatly increased.

If he said what he said was done, Liu Lang's real body went straight out of the villa and took a taxi to the home improvement market.

"I seem to have heard of this brand, it's him." As soon as he entered the home improvement market, Liu Lang saw a big brand called Koheny Cabinet. I seemed to have seen his commercial on TV before, so I went straight in.

"Sir, welcome to Ko X Ni cabinet. What do you need?" A shopping guide greeted him immediately.

"Cabinets, gas appliances, anyway, I want a set in the kitchen." Liu Lang replied.

"Big customer!" The shopping guide immediately tagged Liu Lang and said enthusiastically: "Then you can take a look at it first, and then I will ask the construction staff to go to your house to measure the size."

"It's so troublesome to measure the size?" Where did Liu Lang decorate him? He didn't understand the procedures at all.

"Our cabinets are all custom-made. After measuring the size, it will be ready in about ten days." Seeing that Liu Lang doesn't understand anything, the shopping guide is happier. Such customers are best to fool.

"I don't need to use any size or anything. I just need to check it visually. This set is good, I want it!" Liu Lang saw a set of cabinets with a price of 39,999, a range hood, and a gas stove next to it. There is everything, said with a big wave. It is impossible for him to let people go to the fairy prison, that is his biggest secret.

"Sir, this is our sample, which has just been assembled and will not be sold!" The shopping guide was embarrassed. It was the first time he heard of buying cabinets regardless of size.

"Isn't it sold here? I'll add another five thousand to you." Liu Lang dissatisfied.

"Add five thousand?" The shopping guide didn't calm down immediately. He was getting a commission. If he sold five thousand more, he could divide it into at least two thousand. So he quickly asked the supervisor and the supervisor approved it immediately.

Liu Lang swiped his card to pay the total amount of 44,999. This time I accidentally got 1.5 million yuan for gambling on a business trip, and I won’t have to plan carefully in the future.

"Sir, please give me the address, I'll have someone take down the cabinet and install it on your door." The shopping guide said to Liu Lang with a smile.

"Detached and reinstalled? Don't take it apart, just move it to me as a whole." If this thing is taken apart, Liu Lang may not be able to install it. After all, when he was a kid, he couldn't put together anything good when he played with building blocks. modeling.

"It takes a lot of space to pull it away as a whole, and it needs a big truck!" The shopping guide was embarrassed.

"I'll pay the fare, you find the car immediately, I'm anxious!" Liu Lang directly threw a thousand yuan to the shopping guide, and then reported the address of the Champs Xuan Villa.

As long as there is money, all problems are not a problem. The shopping guide immediately found Liu Lang for a large truck.

Next, Liu Lang went to the kitchenware market and bought pots and pans, shovel, spoon, kitchen knife, and other things that might be used in the kitchen.

"It seems that we still need a refrigerator to put a dish or something." Liu Lang went to the home appliance market again, and spent more than 10,000 yuan to buy an oversized refrigerator with the opposite door.

Feeling that things are almost bought, Liu Lang will go home.

At this moment, he suddenly slapped his head. The refrigerator was bought, but there was no electricity in the fairy prison. Not only did the refrigerator use electricity, the range hood also used electricity.

What to do if it is swollen?

Doing nothing and doing nothing, Liu Lang simply went to the hardware and electrical market to buy a small diesel generator, then went to the petrol station to buy two large barrels of diesel, and then went to the gas company to get two large cylinders of liquefied petroleum gas. He was in prison. But there is no access to natural gas. He also told the shopping guide of the cabinet store just now to replace the natural gas stove with one that burns liquefied petroleum gas.

Two hours later, everything was piled up in the villa courtyard of the Champs.

Mu Xueqing's villa is in the corner of the entire community, surrounded by green trees, and there are no high-rise residential buildings next to it, so you can't see anything in the yard from any angle.

With a move of Liu Lang's mind, he directly transmitted everything to the mortal hell.

When Zhu Dachang over there saw that Liu Lang had actually gotten everything in the kitchen, he was immediately excited to help tidy it up.

Of course Liu Lang wouldn't let Guang Yaozi rest, he directly dragged the old hooligan out of the cell.

Guangyaozi was still unhappy at first, but when he heard that he was going to build a kitchen for Zhu Dachang, the **** of cooking, he ran. No one in the heaven knows that Zhu Dachang cooks deliciously. That is the royal chef of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. It is impossible for a **** of the level of Guangyaozi to eat the food cooked by Zhu Dachang. Behave well now, and you will be able to eat and drink in a while.

After tossing for two hours, the kitchen of the mortal **** was finally built.

Liu Lang nodded in satisfaction and looked at the kitchen. He suddenly had another idea. He planned to vacate two cells, set up tables and chairs, and build a dining hall in the mortal prison. At that time, Zhu Dachang will be responsible for cooking, Guang Yaozi Wash the dishes and wash the dishes. Every imprisoned god, whether he comes to eat in the cafeteria or not, has to pay for meals on a monthly basis. If there is no money, he can use the elixir or something to top it. The unpaid money is directly hung on the beam of the house and takes a big whip. Smoking hard.

Wow khaka, the life of the jailer is so beautiful!