The Heaven’s Jailer

"Old Zheng, you don’t understand anything about the Inspection Division. Let Judge Zhong and Judge Wei chase your buttocks every day. Don’t worry about our buddies. By the way, a lot of new things are here today. You have to hurry up. When our work efficiency is not good, we work overtime every day. You don’t have to work every day. Why didn’t I watch you work overtime?” Ma smiled at Zheng Yi, and then caught up with Liu. The footsteps of Lang and Bull Head.

"Niu Tau Ma Mian, and the newcomer, don't fall into my hands!" Waiting for the Ng Tau Ma Mian and Liu Lang's backs to disappear completely, Zheng Yi, who was relieved, slammed a fist on the wall next to him.

"Brother Xiao Liu, this is where we live. There is an empty room. How do you think?"

When Zheng Yi was angrily sprinkled, Liu Lang followed Ngau Tau Ma Mian into a small courtyard. This small courtyard is Ngau Tau Ma Mian’s dormitory. There are three houses in the small courtyard. Ng Tau Ma Mian unlocked the door of the house on the right. , Let Liu Lang go in.

"very good!"

After entering the room, Liu Lang glanced around and nodded in satisfaction.

Although the layout of the room is relatively simple, it has everything that should be included, such as beds, tables and chairs, cabinets, bedding, etc. Liu Lang is not a permanent residence, and these are enough, and he will not be picky about anything. In fact, even without these things, it would not affect Liu Lang, because now Liu Lang seldom sleeps, and he meditates every night to restore his energy.

"Brother Liu, take a break first. Our brothers will cook personally and prepare a banquet for you!" Seeing that Liu Lang had no objection, Tau Tau Ma said.

"It doesn't have to be too complicated. What you usually eat, I will follow." After eating the reception feast of King Yama, Liu Lang has no hope for the level of food and drink in the land boundary.

"Well, brother Xiao Liu, you have to help us so much, we have to prepare a few hard dishes!" Niutou said solemnly.

"Ahem!" Liu Lang almost choked on himself when he heard the words "hard dish". It is estimated that at the boundary, as long as there is some meat, it is considered hard dish. At Yan Luo Palace, there are three meats including pork stewed vermicelli and sauerkraut stewed ribs. Dishes are the fastest to be robbed. Although Liu Lang doesn't like meat very much, meat dishes are better than dipping green onions and patting cucumbers, so he doesn't say anything.

However, an hour later, when Liu Lang saw the dishes on the table, he realized that he was wrong. The standard of hard dishes defined before was still too high.

Ngau Tau Ma Noodles prepared him with six dishes.

Three of them use cabbage as the main ingredient, and the other three use potatoes as the main ingredient. As for meat, there is no such thing.

"Brother Liu Lang, hurry and eat, you are welcome!" Niutou picked up a steamed potato and handed it to Liu Lang's hand. Then he also picked up a steamed potato, broke it from the middle, and ate it hungrily.

As for horse noodles, I have a soft spot for boiled cabbage, and one chopstick can catch at least half a cabbage.

With some kindness, Liu Lang couldn't stop eating at all, so he could only bite the steamed potatoes, but after only one bite, he ate it because he was choking.

"Brother Xiao Liu, Yama's banquet is much better than ours, what kind of dishes are there?" Ngau Tau Ma Noodles didn't see it at all. Liu Lang couldn't swallow their hard dishes. He was eating potatoes and cabbage while gossiping. .

"There is nothing special, that is, stewed pork vermicelli, stewed pork ribs with sauerkraut, fried pork slices with celery, and leftovers are vegetables such as radishes and cucumbers." Liu Lang said lightly.

"Damn, this dish is too hard, there is meat." Niutoma looked surprised, and at the same time, he looked at Liu Lang with admiration. From the specifications of the dishes, King Yama treated Liu Lang as a VIP. No wonder the black and white impermanence told them to be careful.

"Brother Niu, Brother Ma, is the meat of the land boundary very precious?" Liu Lang thought it was the taste of the land boundary at King Yama’s reception, so the dishes were relatively simple, but listening to the tone of the bull’s head and horse noodles, the shortage of materials seemed to be the real thing. the reason.

"Of course." Ma Mian said with a stubble: "Let's tell you that, in the entire land boundary, there are definitely no more than 100 people who can eat meat once in a year."

"No?" Liu Lang's chin was almost falling to the ground. He knew that the underworld was desolate, but it wouldn't be so desolate, right? Less than a hundred people eat meat a year. Does this mean that one pig a year is enough for the entire territory.

No wonder Zhong Kui and the others saw those three meat dishes kill their lives!

"In fact, not only meat, but also very few fresh vegetables in the land boundary." Niutou added.

"Why?" Liu Lang puzzled.

"This is all determined by the environment of the earth world. The death aura of the earth world is too heavy. It does not have much impact on our beings who exist in the form of souls, but it is very difficult for life with flesh to go smoothly. As the lifelessness will corrode the flesh, it is very difficult for the earth to raise pigs and eat meat. In addition to animals, plants also have similar conditions. Only plants that adapt to the environment of the earth can grow. Potatoes and cabbage This kind of dish is already relatively scarce. As for the celery and cucumber you just mentioned, it is estimated that it is only grown in the house of King Shidian Yama." Niutou explained.

"It turned out to be like this." Liu Lang finally understood why Yama's reception feast was like that.

The so-called clever woman can hardly cook without rice, without the ingredients, even the top ten famous chefs can't cook any good dishes.

"Can't you bring some from the human world? Black and white impermanence travels back and forth between the human world and the earth every day. It's just a matter of the way." Liu Lang couldn't help asking.

"Luck can be transported, but when the food in the world reaches the realm, it deteriorates rapidly because of the existence of lifelessness. It may only be in the blink of an eye and cannot be eaten, and there cannot be a large amount of material exchange between the two realms. Yes, because that might affect the balance between the two realms.” Ma Mian explained.

"This is embarrassing." Liu Lang couldn't help being full of sympathy for the ghost servants who worked in the realm. They were also doing things for the public. The Heavenly Court can eat spicy food, but the Underworld can only eat chaffy vegetables. , Is to eat chaff, because vegetables are also scarce products, throat vegetables are also a very luxurious thing in the land boundary.

Based on the special background of the land, the banquet prepared by Yama King is definitely harder than harder, and the potatoes and cabbage prepared by Niutou Ma Noodles will definitely cost a lot of money.

"Brother Niu, Brother Ma, do you have hot water?" Liu Lang took a bite of the potatoes, but it was still difficult to swallow. Suddenly, he remembered that there were some standing fast food products in his Dragon Ball. Although the taste is average, it is definitely better than steamed potatoes and boiled cabbage.

"Hot water? Some are!" Ngau Tau Ma was taken aback, and then replied.

"Just have hot water, bring three bowls, I will let you see the real hard dishes!" Liu Lang thought, took out a box of Kang Shuaifu braised beef noodles from the dragon ball, and two large packages of instant noodles companion ham intestinal.