The Hero Academia I Dream

Chapter 305

Spider-Man is writing tomorrow’s lesson plan at this time. Only the sound of his typing on the keyboard is left in the room. There is no such thing as the usual deadpool bastard. His typing speed is more than twice as smooth as usual, but I don’t know why. There will be a feeling of twisting.

There is no such boring advertisement on TV, nor the crazy talk of Deadpool lying on the sofa. It’s completely his own apartment. It’s quiet, and it’s too quiet. The sound of Spider-Man typing on the keyboard gradually slows down. After coming down, he looked at the ceiling and put his hands on the chair.

‘When did you get mixed up with that guy in Deadpool? It seems to be a social practice…I was really a fool at the time. I believed the bastard’s lie. Looking back on it, I still want to punch him in the face. How can I go? Work as a dead waiter, wherever you go! Bastard! ! ’

“Where is your beggar now?!”

“Huh? Little Spider, are you calling me?” Deadpool’s head poked out from the door of the room, and he tilted his head.

“I’m coming back.” As soon as Spider-Man saw Deadpool, his heart suddenly burst into flames, he got up from the chair, sprayed spider silk at Deadpool, and directly wrapped Deadpool.

“Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Did I do something again? Little spider, why are you uncomfortable? Wow wow wow wow!!” Spiderman pulled the spider silk over and rounded his right fist.

“Boom!!” Deadpool was punched and flew away without knowing the situation.

“It hurts!!! Wow! Little spider, you actually put such a heavy hand on it!”

“Boom.” Deadpool slammed into his beer cabinet and made a loud noise.

“Deadpool, you baga, you haven’t been at school all day, where did you go?”

“I don’t have any! I’m going to complete the commission! Hey! Don’t pick up my cloak!” Deadpool suddenly grabbed his cloak with Spider-Man.

“Where did you get this shit cloak!”

“Don’t talk, don’t talk! My clothes are torn, I just found a suit, don’t talk, it’s torn!!”

“Puff!” The cloak was torn open and then torn apart by Spider-Man, covered in blood and wounds, and Spider-Man was taken aback by the bloody scene.(Read more @ wuxiax.com)

“You…how did your clothes break like this?”

“Completing the commission, those guys started very ruthlessly. That’s it. I’ll take a bath and rest. I’ll be able to get out later. I have two commissions in a day. It’s really busy, but it’s okay. …….” Deadpool stood up, shook his hand, and walked into the bathroom. Just before closing the bathroom door, Deadpool suddenly thought of something that had been taken out of the small bag on his waist. The diamond ring that had been stored for more than five years was thrown to Spider-Man.

“What’s this? Huh? Ring? What? Do you want to get married? Didn’t you see it? Uncle? Is there an object?” This is… how many qualities are coming?

“Since you are so free, please help me wash it. It seems to have been in my stomach for five years, and it was just taken out before.”

“This thing has been in your stomach for five years? You don’t have stomach stones? Hey~ You guys even eat a diamond ring.” Spiderman wrapped the diamond ring in a spider web and walked to the kitchen sink. They They all eat food from the takeaway or the commissary, so the kitchen is the same as nothing, but since Deadpool bought beer from the commissary, the dining table in the kitchen has changed from a clean table to full of beer cans.

“So this thing was taken out of Deadpool’s stomach? Uh… disgusting.” Spider-Man said, but he was thinking.

‘What kind of injury did this fellow Deadpool take to take such a small diamond ring out of your stomach bag? ’

“Hey! Little Spider, help me get a new pair of shorts and combat uniform. They are in my closet.”

‘MYR, I shouldn’t sympathize with him, take you uncle! ’

“Hey, I’ll take it.” Spider-Man resignedly went to the Deadpool’s closet to get his combat uniform. In fact, he has a lot of combat uniforms, but he is used to throwing away his clothes casually, whether it is combat uniforms or usual. He threw his pajamas, even the underwear and socks into the closet all at once, and he clearly arranged the place for his clothes.

“Combat uniform… here, pants… here is one… Sniff, it’s pretty clean, I won’t help this bastard get the underwear, just get a pair of socks.” Spider-Man put the clothes he took at the door of the bathroom.

“I didn’t take the panties. You can take them by yourself later.”

“Oh, good.” Deadpool is now taking his own towel and scrubbing his own blood scabs. The wounds in some places have not been fully recovered, and in some places they are still puffing and painful. If you change to a normal person, He had already been lying on the ground and rolling all over, but Deadpool had long been accustomed to being injured, and these injuries seemed to him to be the same as usual.

The blood scabs were cleansed by the hot water sprayed from the shower head and turned into blood water. The pitted face of the dead waiter appeared in front of the bathroom mirror. At this time, the dead waiter was not as hippy smiling as usual. On the contrary, he was in the mirror at this time. It is very gloomy.

“It seems that I forgot to bring the takoyaki back. You can search. That takoyaki is a good time to say.” Ah, yeah, I thought you would have something shocking when standing here, because it was only for takoyaki?

“Kukuku, it’s quite painful, hiss~” The dead waiter dug out a few bent warheads from the waist and thighs with a sword, and placed them by the pool.

“I’m used to the pain, ha~ I really got my brain pumped? Actually to take on this kind of shit task, ah~ I want to watch the movie with the little spider and eat popcorn together.”

“Knock, hello, Deadpool, I’ll wash your ring for you, it doesn’t smell anymore.” Spider-Man opened the door without hesitation. Anyway, this bastard always opens the door suddenly while he is in the shower, he replied. It’s okay.

“Huh? Thanks, that stuff is for you.”

“I’ll go to you!” Spider-Man threw the diamond ring at Deadpool forcefully, just hitting Deadpool’s head.

“The gift should be in that box at least! What do you mean by giving a diamond ring to someone, can I not afford it?!” Spiderman shouted loudly, then walked into the room, He locked himself in the room and continued to beat the lesson plan.

“Um…Small spider is really troublesome, does he like formalism? Well, give him one next time.” Deadpool touched the head hit by the diamond ring and picked up the diamond ring from the ground. Put it in the pocket of the belt.

“Now, I have to go to Jonah’s side for a rest. I hope this mission will end soon.” Deadpool said, wiping himself dry with a cloth, and walked out of the bathroom.

“No underwear? Forget it, just relax.” Deadpool didn’t want to wear underwear at all. He put on the combat uniform and pants and took out two new tachi and pistols from the cabinet, took Tachi and played a sword Flower, Deadpool squinted.

“Laozi Deadpool, come back to life again!”