The Hero Academy in My Mind

At 8:30 in the morning, the exam began.

As a top student in the top ten of U.E., Mineta Minoru felt the malice from the world at this moment.

‘Can anyone tell me why I can still see Aizawa Shota, a guy who is so strict in management, in Shijie! ! Bastard! ! ’ Mineta Minoru’s hand holding the pen was shaking a little.

“I don’t want to say it again, listen to me, you are not allowed to whisper during the exam, you are not allowed to cheat, but you should not cheat either. Anyway, if I catch you cheating, your score will be zero, and I will criticize you in the whole school. Okay, let the exam begin.” Aizawa Shota’s voice became smaller and smaller, his feet were on the podium, and the chair under his butt kept shaking.

“Crunch, crunch, crunch.” The sound of the chair shaking mixed with the friction of the pen on the test paper, unexpectedly harmonious... bullshit!

‘How to do this question, I forgot, is it that formula? Or? 'Mineta Minoru kept calculating on the draft paper, and from time to time he used a pen to poke his hair (really not grapes?)

'I wonder how Iida and Midoriya did? 'Mineta Minoru turned his head slightly and saw the test paper that Midoriya was writing.

'Oh my god! Did Midoriya write to the second page? ! I haven't even finished the first page! 'Mineta Minoru turned his head slightly again and looked at Iida.

'You idiot! Iida actually wrote to the third page! How did you read it! I don't see you less in the group every night! How did you learn it! Bastard! Damn it! Am I really here to act stupid? No, no, if I really get the last place here, what reason can I use to get a big breast of 8 million! So! I can't lose here! ! 'In a sense, Mineta Minoru was excited. Wait, so the motivation for you to get into the top ten is to get a big breast of 8 million. Be normal for me! Damn it!

At 11:30 in the morning, the three-subject exam was finally over. Mineta Minoru was a little worried about this exam.

"This exam was really difficult. How did you do, Iida-kun?" Midoriya scratched his hair. This exam was really difficult.

"Well... I should have done OK, but I think I'll be a little worse than you, Midoriya-kun."

'Can you two bastards consider the feelings of a (pseudo) poor student like me! ' Mineta Minoru bit his upper lip with his lower teeth, and followed the two people in front of him to the cafeteria with a very unhappy look on his face. The resentment behind him was almost condensed into substance.

'Why do I always feel cold behind me? ' Midoriya and Iida had the same thought in their minds at the same time.

The two stood behind the cafeteria line. Mineta Minoru had already found a seat in the cafeteria with his food because of his size and shamelessness.

"Hey! Midoriya-kun! Do you want to try some hot dry noodles together? Super hot dry noodles! Let's try it together!" A pair of hands suddenly patted Izuku's shoulders, startling Izuku. Izuku's body shook for a moment, and then he immediately turned his head to look behind him.

"It turned out to be Yelan-kun, you scared me."

"And me." A head suddenly popped up when the tall Yelan Inasa was looking at him. It was the present-day Kami who (pushed) and (overthrew) Izuku in the temporary license exam.

"Hello, Kami-san." Izuku greeted the present-day Kami.

"Yelan, are you going to trick the newbie into eating your hot dry noodles that are so spicy that they can reach the sky again?"

"Hot dry noodles are the food that hot-blooded people should eat!" Two streams of turbid air spurted out of Yelan Inasa's nasal cavity.

"I'll tell you a secret. The last time, Roukura ate a bowl of hot-dried noodles, he stayed in the toilet for five days. He didn't come out until there was no paper in the toilet." The reappearing Kami said, laughing secretly.

"Please give me a bowl of hot-dried noodles." Izuku said to the staff in the cafeteria.

"Okay... okay, no problem." The staff first glanced at Midoriya's body, then shook his head slightly, hoping that you wouldn't be stimulated to have a fire-breathing [Quirk] later.

"Gurgle." Seeing the pile of chili peppers covering the hot-dried noodles, Izuku couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

'Did I commit a big crime? '

'If the main body doesn't eat it, you can give it to me, but Ye Lan will laugh at you. '

"Actually, you don't have to eat it." The reappearing Kami said to Izuku with a smile, holding a glass of milk and a bowl of beef soup.

"I will eat it!"

"If you eat it for the first time, you can use this to reduce your fever." Roukura Jinger took a large can of herbal tea and placed it in front of Izuku.

"Hot-blooded hot-dried noodles! I'm going to eat!" Yelan Inasa broke open the disposable chopsticks and stuffed noodles and chili into his mouth in big mouthfuls.

"I... I'm going to eat too!" Izuku said with difficulty, breaking open the disposable chopsticks, and picked up a piece of fried dried chili with trembling hands and put it into his mouth.

"Kuku! Midoriya-kun asked for it." Mineta Minoru raised his mobile phone. To be honest, no one would have the heart to bully such a cute kid like Midoriya (except Bakugo Katsuki, the malicious child), but if Midoriya asked for death himself, then don't blame him Mineta Minoru for live broadcasting.

"Huh! It's really spicy!!!" Izuku said while eating the chili on the noodles, his face gradually changed from milky white to fiery red.

"Can you still bear it?" The present Camie and Nikukura Seiji raised their heads at the same time.

"Gurgle gurgle." Tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.

"Are you crying because of the spiciness? Drink some herbal tea quickly!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I just remembered something."

‘That’s how hot the desert is. I stayed in the desert for ten days without eating or drinking! Familiar feeling! I want to conquer you! Shit desert! ! ’ Izuku was crying while stuffing chili peppers and hot dry noodles into his mouth.

"Is it really okay?"

"No! There's something wrong with the main body!" Red eyes suddenly appeared, and they opened the lid of the herbal tea with their hands. Only then did the three of them realize that Izuku's face had changed from fiery red to pale, his eyes were turned up, and the corners of his mouth were dripping. saliva.

"It's a long time ago! Lu Gu fainted after eating hot dry noodles!!!" The three of them suddenly stood up, their expressions beautiful.

"Main body! Drink some herbal tea quickly!" The red eyes opened Izuku's mouth and poured the whole can of herbal tea into Izuku's mouth.

"Woo, woo, woo, woo! (Mom! I saw heaven!)"

"Don't open the door to heaven casually!" Red Eyes slapped him twice again, pulling Izuku back from the entrance of heaven.

"Oh! I will never eat hot dry noodles again!" After Izuku finished speaking, he fainted again.

At 1:20 in the afternoon, Izuku woke up from the bed in the health room.

"I survived again." Staring at the ceiling with dull eyes, he survived again from the desert that he couldn't survive in his memories.

"Main body, are you awake?" Hongyan stood next to Izuku.

"Oh, the patient is awake." The doctor in the health room who was sitting on the chair stood up and tapped Izuku's head with his knuckles.

"If you don't like spicy food, don't eat it. Fortunately, the temperature dropped in time this time. Otherwise, I would have to lie in bed for two or three days. Okay, since your body is fine and you are awake now, you should get up too. In the afternoon The course is about exam papers, which is very important.”

"Yes, thank you, teacher." A stiff smile appeared on Izuku's face, and he sat up stiffly from the bed.

Red Eyes walked out of the health room like a zombie. As soon as he left the office, he saw Kemi and Nugura Seiji walking over with Yelan Inasa pressed down.

"Shinし訳ございません!! I'm so sorry!! I didn't know Midoriya-kun that you can't eat spicy food! It was my mistake this time!! Please punish me!!" Yolan Inasa bowed a standard 180 degrees. , his head cracked the floor again.

"Actually, it's my fault this time. I don't have that strong ability to endure the heat. I brought it upon myself this time. Yelan-san is absolutely right." Izuku straightened up and walked towards the classroom with a look of despair on his face.

"Yelan, this time you're trying to get rich." Kemi appeared and pinched Yelan Inasa's thigh hard.

"Finally, a little sun came, and now we are in the North Pole again." Meucang Jing'er tightened his clothes.

"Simi Marseille."

During the afternoon class, teachers Mineta Minoru and Iida Tenya felt numbness all over their bodies.

‘What’s going on? Why does it feel so cold in the afternoon? ’

‘It turns out it’s not that cold, but now I really want eight million warm breasts. ’ Mineta Minoru thought as he took out two fat, white, steaming buns from his pocket.

‘It’s so cold, but these big breasts are the only one that’s a little warm. ’ Rubbing two big steamed buns with his thick face, Mineta Minoru’s head was suddenly hit by a bullet of chalk.

"Mineta-kun, you can't eat during class!"

‘Ontology, do you want to smile? ’

‘I can’t seem to laugh now. ’ Izuku smiled stiffly.

'It feels colder, okay? You might as well not smile! ’ Iida Tenya pushed up his glasses.

‘Noumenon, your smile is quite unnatural, look at me. ’ Black arms emerged from the shadow behind his back, and his black hands kept rubbing Izuku’s face.

"Hmm~Puff puff blue puff~" A weak strange sound came out of Izuku's mouth, and he was also attacked by the teacher's chalk.

"You can't make weird noises when you're reviewing the test papers."

"Yes, sensei, huh~" Izuku grabbed the two black hands with both hands.

‘Red eyes, you can’t be like this! ’

‘But the main body looks so cold when it’s not smiling, I’m even shivering. ’

"Pfft!" Izuku laughed.

‘You are a shadow! Shadows shouldn’t be afraid of the cold, right? ’

'The main body is smiling very well now! ’

'is that so? ’ Izuku smiled again.

‘Phew, it’s finally warmer. ’ Yelan Inasa and others tightened their clothes.

‘Midoriya-kun’s smile has an unpredictable effect. ’ Iida Tenya rubbed his hands.

‘I still have to smile, to look like All Might! ’

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