The Hero Academy in My Mind

‘It’s just a lesson plan. Haha, it’s not like I haven’t done it before. See how I deal with it! !’ Red Eye’s pupils shrank, the corners of his mouth curled up, revealing a cruel smile. He took the lollipop out of his mouth, threw it into the coffee cup, took out a pen from his pocket, uncapped it, and started writing.

“The training level of the training lesson plan needs to be raised...something should be added here...” Red Eye muttered softly while writing, and took a sip of the instant coffee from time to time. All Might looked at Red Eye who had entered this state and couldn’t help but twitched his eyes.

‘This kid, don’t you know that the assistant teacher also needs to participate in the training? Or the target person for the next training, raising the difficulty of the training like this, well...good luck. ’

Time passed quickly. Red Eye was very happy writing the lesson plan, but the people in Class A were not so happy. Red Eye had not returned since he walked out of the classroom after the second class in the morning. Although I heard from Shota Aizawa that Red Eye was going to be a teaching assistant, was it necessary for him to be a teaching assistant for so long? ! Aren’t you going back to class? ! Learning is the job of students! !

‘That fake guy, he won’t be exposed. ’ Bakugo Katsuki tapped his textbook with the tip of his pen, looking completely absent-minded.

Todoroki Shoto was playing with a small piece of ice.

‘Izuku should [wake up] today. Should I prepare a wake-up gift for him? ’ What gift can you prepare for him? A big ice sculpture for Izuku to lick in the winter? I suggest you lick the iron railings outdoors now, it’s fun.

The two stopped what they were doing at the same time. Bakugo Katsuki held the pen, and Todoroki Shoto crushed the ice in his hand. The sound resounded throughout the class. The Chinese teacher, Cement Tsukasa, stopped and waved at the two.

"The first sentence should be written in Katakana!"

"Wrong Yin Yang Face! It should be written in Chinese characters!! The period is the Warring States Period!" Cement Tsukasa pointed at Bakugo Katsuki. In this round, Bakugo Katsuki won. It was wonderful. The two who stood up looked at each other and sat down again.

'I was actually defeated by him. Forget it. I didn't look at this question carefully. '

'Humph, Yin Yang Face is also rubbish. Cut. 'The two suddenly thought of the same idea in their hearts.

'After class, go find Red Eye (the fake) to see what he is doing. '

OK, now switch the camera and change the scene, hey hey hey! Deadpool, what are you doing! This is not your script now! ! Hey hey! !

"SHIT!! Give me the camera." Hey hey!! Is there anyone who cares!! Deadpool is forcing the camera!! A super expensive one! !

"OK! OK! Forget about the embarrassing production team. It's my turn. Who am I? Iamafamousdeathattendant. Hey! Can't you change the font? The one with bloody dots?" Sorry, that kind of thing is not allowed to be broadcast. Do you want to shoot it? If not, I'll take the camera back.

"No, no, no! I'll shoot it!" Deadpool coughed twice and the camera was pointed at him.

"OK, everyone knows me now, right? I'm Deadpool, a guy who beats up bad guys with money from bad guys. Occasionally, I'll do something because of some small interests. Now, I'm here to do something! Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!! Can you guess where I am now?" The end of Deadpool's headgear was floating.

If you ask me, I only know that two silly guys are standing on the train, one is doing inexplicable actions, and the other is filming.

"Silly! Hehe, I like this word, you can write it down in your notebook, um... I mean Spider-Man is often silly, hey! Don't write this sentence, why did you put the camera down?!"

Please be careful in the tunnel ahead, oh oh! Hey! Your brains splashed on my face! !

Half an hour later, uh... maybe I should use other words to describe how fast time passes? Ah, what the hell.

Half an hour later, Deadpool repaired his face and sat obediently on the train.

"OK everyone, do you know what I'm going to do now? Um... maybe I should tell you about my identity, I'm a vicious hero, Vigilante, although I don't want to admit it, but when I'm playing, I always eliminate some blind villains, but this time I'm really going to do something."

If you don't tell me the key point, I'll keep you on the train.

"Okay, recently, the Intelligence Agency, uh... an underground intelligence organization, offered me a high price to punish an organization called the 'Superpower Liberation Army'. Hum, although the currency here may not even be able to buy a pack of napkins in reality, it can be used to wipe your butt and show off. Um... wipe your butt with banknotes... because it's quite comfortable to wipe your butt with that kind of banknotes. Liberation Army? Hehe, I never go to China. The security there is too good. If I go there, I may be pushed to the security room during the security check to explain why I am not dead after so many bullets in my body. LUCKY!! We have arrived at the station, watch your step." Deadpool jumped out of the train like a child.

"SO, SO, welcome here! I remember the specialty here is..."

Hehe, you have to be careful, you didn't buy a ticket to get on the train, and you can't get out of the station without a ticket.

"No big deal, no big deal." Deadpool snapped his fingers twice, and took out an RPG, aiming at the wall of the train station and fired a shot.

"Boom!!!" Gravel and rubble flew everywhere, but fortunately the camera was not damaged.

"I love this thing so much. It can blow up a large area when it explodes. It's perfect for use as fireworks." Deadpool kissed the RPG that was still smoking.

Hehe, you are really brave. To use an RPG in a place like this, you can only open a script.

Deadpool's head suddenly had several layers of BUFF.

"Don't show your face, no one will remember your name except the key people, and you won't be wanted. Hehe, I like the last one. OK, are you ready to go with me to the white knife and the red knife?"

Hmm...I don't eat watermelon in winter.

"Hey, don't be like this. Eating iced watermelon in the middle of winter is the most exciting enjoyment in winter."

I suggest you lick the iron railings with your tongue. Otherwise, you can also lick the rails, which are very exciting.

"OK, it seems like you are really dissatisfied with me for taking away the camera. Well, wait until I decide to beat you up, ah no, I'll call you when I chop up those garbage."

If you say so, leave this camera here for now, and I'll come back when it starts. I have something to do over there, so I'll leave first.

"Eh hey hey?!"

Back at U.S. High School, it was already the second half of the fourth class in the morning. I never thought I would be hanging out with Deadpool. Spider-Man, I agree with you. Deadpool is really annoying.

"I can hear you. Don't try to tell on me in front of Spider-Man." SHIT forgot that he was a jerk who could go through walls (dimensional walls).

"OK, everyone, today's homework has been written on the blackboard. I hope no one will forget to hand in homework tomorrow. get out of class is over!!" Teacher Mike jumped out of the classroom. His ecstatic movements really made people think he was a DJ in a bar instead of a teacher.

"Urihi, let's go and have lunch together." My friend Tenya Iida invited Ochako Urari.

"Well... I want to find Red Eye first. Although he said he only eats lunch once a day, it's already noon now. I can't let him skip lunch." Urari touched her hair and stood up from her seat.

"Let's go find him together. He didn't come to class either. He should need our notes. It seems that being a teaching assistant is not that easy."

"Buzz~" Liri's phone suddenly shook. It was a text message. The sender was Red Eyes, no, Midoriya.

"I'm going to have lunch with All Might at noon. The location is the school cafeteria. I'm afraid of being exposed. Come quickly. Oh, it seems that Red Eyes is in trouble."

"Having lunch with All Might? Humph, there are so many people in the world who want to have lunch with All Might but don't have the opportunity. He is the first to dislike it?" Why does this sentence sound a bit sour when it comes out of your mouth, Bakugo?

"The cafeteria, right? You should be able to see it now." Todoroki Shoto walked out of the classroom quietly, trying to get ahead of Bakugo Katsuki, but was still seen by the sharp-eyed Bakugo Katsuki.

"Tsk! Yin-Yang face! Stop right there!"

Just as Bakugo Katsuki and the other four ran to the cafeteria, the "monster" of District 3 woke up.

“Woooooooooooooooooo!!!” The opportunity has arrived, but what kind of opportunity?