The Hero Academy in My Mind

While walking back to the dormitory, Izuku was still thinking about what All Might had said before.

‘Find the traitor, lure the enemy to attack, one thing after another, you are worthy of being the principal. ’

‘Only the principal can come up with such a precise plan. ’

“Not necessarily.” Red Eyes jumped out from Izuku’s shadow, and the two smiled at each other.

“Sister Koko’s plan is still more powerful!” The two raised their hands and clapped in the air. Suddenly, a cold wind blew, and Izuku shuddered.

“A-choo!” Izuku sneezed, took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and wiped his nose.

“It’s still a bit cold outside, main body, let’s go back.” Red Eyes snapped his fingers, and a large black hole appeared in front of them. Although the [Portal] was still a little unstable due to the cold, it was enough to teleport them back to the dormitory from here, with a distance error of no more than three meters.

"Yeah, okay." Izuku and Red Eyes walked into the black hole. The next moment, they met a red figure lying at the door of Izuku's room. Both of them were stunned at the same time.

"Ah, ah, I've been waiting for you here for almost half an hour, and I'm almost bleeding." Deadpool rushed to Izuku as soon as he finished speaking, holding Izuku's pants with his two short hands.

"Jonah! You must do me this favor! Spider-Man won't let me enter the apartment door!"

"Are you sure you didn't get chopped into a human by some enemy, and Spider-Man won't let you in because the bloody smell is too strong?" Red Eyes scratched Deadpool's newly grown little feet with a mean look on his face.

"Fuck! Let go of your dirty hands, you stinky boy, did you go to the toilet without washing your hands! Let go quickly!" Deadpool's little feet kept shaking, trying to kick away Red Eyes' hand that was scratching his feet.

"Hey, I just can't kick it."

"What's the matter, Mr. Deadpool?" Izuku squatted down and picked up Deadpool.

"I was just a few minutes late last night, but Spider-Man locked me out and wouldn't let me in. SHIT! I don't even know where he put my master key. Please help me and ask Spider-Man to open the door."

"Original, no need to help him, his feet are so funny." Red Eyes was still squatting, teasing Deadpool's little feet.

"Puff!" A yellow fart burst out from Deadpool's butt crack, and Red Eyes was fainted on the spot. Izuku quickly pinched his nose with one hand, and Deadpool spread his two little hands.

"Ahhh~ Did I forget to tell you that my soles are very sensitive, straight to my butt? Baby, I'll teach you a lesson this time."

"Original!! I'm going to throw this guy into the toilet and give him a good 'bath'!!" Red Eyes jumped up from the ground with a carp.

"Do you dare to try?"

"Okay, okay, stop arguing, Mr. Deadpool, I'll send you back now, Red Eyes, open a [portal] and send Mr. Deadpool back."

"Hey, that's right, that's a good baby." Deadpool didn't have the attitude of begging for help at all, well... maybe he had a bit of a pouting attitude when he hugged Izuku's thigh just now, just a pouting.

"Pululu~ Shameless uncle." Red Eyes snatched Deadpool from Izuku's hand after opening a [portal], and threw Deadpool straight into the [portal].

"Pah-ta-bang!!" Well... it was the sound of a face hitting the wall.

"SHIT! When I get well, I will make your parents regret sending you here! Stinky boy!"

"Oh, yeah? I'm looking forward to the scene when I wring your neck off." Red Eyes walked into the black hole before Izuku and picked up Deadpool who was lying on the wall.

"I don't know anything else, I just know that I'll kill you while you're sick." Red Eyes made a marker with a small piece of uniform and drew a pattern on Deadpool's headgear.

"Hehe~"

"Hey hey! Damn! My handsome mask! Don't draw on it! FU*K!!" When Izuku walked out of the black hole, he saw Mr. Deadpool with black hair and a weird beard.

"FU*K!! SHIT!! SHIT!! My fame!!"

"OK, Franklin~ Spider-Man teacher will like it haha." Red Eyes looked at his "masterpiece" and nodded seriously.

"Ha~ Hurry up and send Mr. Deadpool back, I'm so cold." Izuku yawned, and a gust of cold wind blew from the vents in the stairwell, and Izuku's feet kept shaking.

"You can go back, just leave this kind of thing to me!"

"Then I'll leave it to you." Izuku sneezed again, turned around and walked back to the black hole, muttering as he walked.

"The cold should be gone in the afternoon, so I can go to class. Today's morning classes are English, mathematics, Chinese, history,... um... I have to ask someone for a notebook... I'll review it before the afternoon class." Izuku pinched his chin and muttered while turning the key to open the door.

"Haha, the original body is so boring sometimes. No one appreciates my beautiful works. I am so sad." Red Eyes said, tapping his chin with his finger.

"Stinky boy!!"

"Behave yourself now, otherwise, I can't guarantee that you will be thrown out like garbage after being taken in by Spider-Man teacher." Without his own original body watching, Red Eyes naturally wanted to have fun as much as he wanted. He made a gift box with his shadow and stuffed Deadpool into the gift box.

Walking to the door of Spider-Man's apartment, Red Eyes put the gift box behind him and knocked on the door vigorously.

"Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang! Spider-Man teacher! Spider-Man teacher! There is a delivery for you! Come out and get it quickly!!" Red Eyes knocked very hard.

In the room, Spider-Man was preparing for the next English class, but the preparation process was difficult because he didn't sleep at all last night and stayed awake until the morning class, fearing that the disobedient guy would come back from a place he didn't know.

"SHIT, I need to have a good sleep." Spider-Man took off his gold-rimmed glasses and pinched his nose.

"Bang, bang, bang! Teacher Spider-Man! Can you hear me?! There's a delivery for you! Please come out and get it quickly!" The knock on the door reached Spider-Man's ears. He put down the pen that was only half-written on the lesson plan, stood up from his seat, stretched and yawned.

'Delivery? Did Mr. Stark send it? Is the new chip for the combat suit ready? 'The whole apartment was heated. Spider-Man wore a white vest and a pair of large shorts. He walked to the door of the apartment and opened it.

"Delivery? Do you want me to sign?" Spider-Man adjusted his headgear and looked at Red Eyes.

"Eh? Why is it you? Yo, cough cough, I just can't get my mouth around it, where's Midoriya?"

"He caught a cold, and I was about to run out to play when I was caught by Mr. Aizawa. Mr. Aizawa asked me to give you this." Red Eyes said, and stuffed the gift box directly into Spider-Man's arms.

"I was punished by Mr. Aizawa to do other things, so I'm leaving first! Goodbye, Mr. Spider-Man!" Red Eyes waved to Spider-Man and rushed downstairs quickly.

'Mr. Deadpool, I can only help you here. '

"Mr. Aizawa gave it to me? It's really strange, why would Mr. Aizawa give me such a thing? It's not my birthday." Spider-Man said in a low voice, closed the door, pushed away the messy snack bags on the coffee table, and put the gift box on the coffee table. Spider-Man didn't think too much, thinking that the gift box contained some gifts given to him by Mr. Aizawa, so he took off the lid of the gift box directly.

"Little Spider, would you like to know about the Deadpool brand pillow?" Deadpool raised his two little hands and waved them at the dazed Spider-Man.

"OKOK, I know it was a mistake for me to come back so late. Can you let me out of this broken box first, and then let me lie on the bed and have a good sleep? It's super cold outside. Uh... This idea was thought up by that bastard Red Eyes, and it has nothing to do with me."

Deadpool is really great for selling out his teammates in an instant.

"Aren't you even better as the author who wrote me like this? Fortunately, my little Deadpool is not bad."

Spider-Man looked at Deadpool who was still waving his hands with an indifferent face, and suddenly wanted to return the gift box. Just when he was about to put the lid of the gift box back, the whole gift box suddenly turned into black smoke, floating in the sky, forming a sentence.

Onlyyoucancontrolhim

"Hey, you can't see clearly from here, what's written? Ah, my back is so cold! Isn't my combat uniform warm? SHIT, it must be that the manufacturer didn't send the right product, uh uh~" Deadpool was picked up by Spider-Man, and he sighed.

"I shouldn't have saved you at that time. Now, it's not bad to use you as a pillow."

"Ah! My neck! Hey, Spider-Man, your breasts are really nice."