The Hero Academy in My Mind

"Crack! Click!!" Deadpool and Milt tore into the steaks, and the way they ate made other people in the store frown.

"Hey, how can a person like this eat steak here?"

"It directly lowers the quality of the steak."

"What does it matter to you if other people eat steak? Just eat your own. What are you talking about?!" Just when some guests were still thinking about saying something, a man in a brown trench coat walked in.

"Phew, the weather is really cold like this. Winter is really rubbish. Please, please give me a black pepper steak."

"OK, I'm full." Deadpool slumped on the chair and wiped his hands with a piece of paper. Milt hadn't finished the steak yet, but she had already taken out two ten thousand yuan notes from her pocket. , slapped on the table.

"Say, what do you think of that idea?" The lower half of Deadpool's face was still pitted and cracked, and there was a scar on his lips.

"Huh?" The brown figure sat on a seat by the window, his eyes looking at Deadpool.

‘It turns out he was fooling around with a woman, huh, it’s not that slow. ’

"At twelve o'clock tonight, we will meet in front of the old-fashioned vending machine on Y Street. I have to find a place to eat first." Milt also slumped in the chair and looked at Deadpool.

"I can give you some information in advance. The purpose this time is the power of a bunch of 'special weapons' and those things, which will definitely make you happy."

"I smell gunpowder. If there is such a good thing, I will cooperate with you~"

The two of them held their hands in mid-air, and they were happy to cooperate~

‘What a ghost! There is such good stuff! Of course, it's all black and white, and the black is down! Do you really think I am a good person? Or are you people really too kind? ! Are you a fool? ! you! ! Ha ha ha ha! ! ’ The corners of Deadpool’s mouth cracked into a terrifying arc. One hand pulled down the mask, and the two stood up and walked out of the steakhouse. A miniature nano-spider quietly covered Deadpool's pants chain.

"Looking for a place to play? Are there any game consoles or something here?"

"Little Steel Ball~ Do you want to go play with it?"

"That kind of thing is totally a lie! Even blackjack makes more money~ Hiccup... I'd better go find an izakaya and have a few drinks. The whiskey here is expensive. Damn it."

"Remember to meet there at twelve o'clock."

"Understood, understood~" Deadpool carelessly blended into the crowd, while Milt lit a cigarette for himself. The smoke flew into the sky, was blown by the wind, and disappeared.

"It's eleven twenty-eight in the middle of the night. This is the time when the main body falls asleep this time. Hum~ that means ~ until five o'clock tomorrow morning!! It's all my time!! Let's play! Let's play!" A portal was opened, and Hongyan rubbed his face and walked in.

"The long-awaited hunt has begun~ Hahahahaha." Hongyan laughed wildly and walked out of an alley. He also had a loaded P90 in his hand. The figure slowly flowed into the shadow composed of neon lights.

"Stop! Don't run!!"

"Baga, why should we listen to you!"

"Continue?" One of the enemies looked at his accomplice.

"Take them over there and kill the two heroes, and we will get a lot of praise~"

"Our [personality] is not just as simple as stealing... Hahahahaha! Damn hero! If you have the ability, do it!!"

"These two kids really don't even know how to write the word "death". Sure enough, they have played too many games. They think they can save everything and try again, right? They are so arrogant. Well, this time according to the rules of the main body not to kill people, I might as well Come dig a hole and bury someone, although this way you don’t have the pleasure of killing...ah, I am indeed a bad guy~" Sitting on an electric lamp, he looked at the two enemies with red eyes and a evil smile as they rushed into a In the alley, following them were several heroes.

"Isn't it good to surprise the hero? Click!" Red Eyes snapped his fingers, and the two enemies could be heard exclaiming. Their bodies gradually sank into the ground under the strange pull of the black shadow.

"Ah, I forgot, actually this is also possible! Seal all the enemies with cement boards and directly sentence them to life imprisonment~ Wouldn't it be much better? This is a great idea!! I need to tell the main body! Uh ....No, no, we have to test it first, GAME, let’s start!”

As time goes by, there are fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road. Instead, there are more and more police cars, heroes, and cement-type human pillars.

"Ah, it looks really useful. Please write it down..."

"Hey, little bastard, why didn't you go back to sleep at night and came up here?" A red figure also fell on the lamp.

"Aren't you the same, running away from home without permission or something? I was just testing my new idea, it seems quite interesting."

"Are those human pillars your new toys? It feels like a waste."

"What does it matter? I'm bored to death at night anyway." Hongyan took out one of his eyes and played with it in his hand, turning both eyes to Deadpool at the same time.

"Do you think you have anything fun to do?"

"Yeah, no matter what, I will let you interrupt my work."

"Bad taste." Red Eyes raised his eyebrows, and a revolver appeared in his hand. Red Eyes put the revolver against Deadpool's temple.

"The guy who won't die is really a blasphemy against the rules of this world. How about sending you to the Western Paradise?"

"Ya Ya, if you hit the head, your appearance will be bad. It's better to hit here." Deadpool turned the muzzle to his heart.

"Bang!!"

"Ah!" Izuku sat up from the bed suddenly, gasping for breath, and Red Eyes also sat up from the bed.

"Da Pu~ Gulu Gulu! What's wrong with the original?" Red Eyes sniffed his sleeves, well, good, no smell left.

"I was scared by Xiao Sheng, Red Eyes, Xiao Sheng shouldn't have called me yesterday." Izuku's eyes were still trembling a little.

"I guessed wrong, he did call the original, but it was indeed a very bad joke."

"Ah!!!" Izuku's whole face was almost deformed, and he was scared.

"But the main body shouldn't feel anything about this kind of thing now." Red Eyes stood up from the bed and yawned.

"Main body, you should sleep a little longer. I'll make breakfast for today. By the way, do you have to train today?"

"I don't know. Let's do some rehabilitation training at home." Izuku also sat up from the bed.

"How about a sandwich with milk today?"

"Thank you." Izuku changed into a vest and began to stretch his muscles on the ground.

"No, I want to watch TV, okay?"

"OK, by the way, what time is it now?"

"Let me see, five o'clock eight, I woke up earlier than before." A hand stretched out from behind Red Eyes and grabbed the remote control on the coffee table.

"It's so early, even the entertainment news is nothing good, I can only watch traditional news."

"Last night, the heroes and the police worked together to arrest a total of 53 enemies, including several C-level wanted criminals. The following is a detailed report..."

'Ah, the police actually stole the limelight? So boring~'