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Huang Bo laughed and said, I'm from Qingdao. My first thought was that it would be great if the title of the show could be changed to Law of the Sea. I have more experience in living in the ocean than in the jungle.

gurgling...

The screen switched, and this was Huang Bo's VCR training at the beach. He was wearing a one-piece blue-black diving suit, flippers, and diving goggles, swimming on the seabed holding his breath.

In the camera, the sand rolled up by the current, the frightened small fish, various corals, stones, and unknown marine animals appear in turn, beautiful and magnificent. Huang Bo's legs are swinging quickly, swimming like a fish. Hurry up, it really deserves to be a master in the water.

After the handsome side, there is a funny comparison, the scene shifts to the ground on Lu, and Huang Bo, who is equipped with an ax and saw rope all over his body, appears in the camera. He looks at the big tree wrapped in vines in front of him, and points to it with an embarrassed expression: Who will come out? Bad idea? Let me build a tree house by myself?

Building a tree house is of course an excuse that I came up with randomly, mainly to test Huang Bo's climbing ability.

Climbing trees also has skills. The most stupid way is to hug the trunk with all four limbs and move up bit by bit. Step on the tree like walking on it, only the master tree climbers can do this.

Huang Bokong has good equipment, but he got stuck under this small tree. He really complied with what he said above. It would be better to change it to the law of the sea than the jungle. His skills in the jungle are really not too much.

When the audience saw this scene, they all smiled knowingly.

The screen returned to the interview room, and the director asked again: The company arranged for you to be the captain of Law of the Jungle. Who do you most want to be your team member?

Huang Bo laughed: Yang An must be one of them, right? He tricked me into this show, how can he do it without his efforts?

Amid the roar of laughter from the director, the screen changed to an interview with Yang An. He was learning rock climbing techniques, and Huang Bo was with him.

The tidbits of the two practicing indoor rock climbing were released, and a lot of jokes were made, such as being unable to walk in the first few steps, falling off an unknown number of times, and then slowly climbing up the intermediate rock wall, and also on the most complicated advanced wall. It fell short.

In the voiceover, Huang Bo's voice came: You ask what's the point of practicing rock climbing? Well... don't you think it's cool?

Ah, with a scream, two rock climbers fell from the wall one after the other, and finally collided with each other, and the amplitude of the swing changed. The safety ropes of the two were tangled together, turning in circles, tightening more and more , the two seemed to be dancing in the air, getting closer and closer, and finally hugged each other tightly amidst the screams of the two.

This scene is full of passion!

Suddenly, an expression of Director Jin appeared on the big screen, but turned into Huang Bo's eyebrows and eyes, bmg sneered, and the line was: Are you kidding me?

Fuck!

Countless viewers in the country shivered in fright and couldn't help but scream out loud. How could anyone have seen such an expression? How do you evaluate it? Huang Bo's expression is too aggressive!

puff!

Zheng Shuangshuang, who was watching TV, almost burst out laughing, leaning on the sofa, babbling non-stop!

The aunt next to me couldn't understand, and asked, What does this mean?

Zheng Shuangshuang laughed: Applicable to the fighting pictures in the chat room, it's fine if you don't understand, someone will understand...

While the audience was still dazed and overwhelmed, the director continued the interview, and the same question, who do you want to invite as a team member.

Huang Bo continued to answer: ...I still want to invite Guo Tao over...

The picture changed to a family dinner in an outdoor farm. Huang Bo stood by the barbecue grill, turning the chicken wing skewers in his hands, and said to himself embarrassingly: It seems to be burnt...but the most lacking thing in the jungle is food , don't waste it...

He looked up and looked around, beckoned Guo Tao over: Brother Tao, eat it!

Guo Tao's face was full of disgust: What is the black lump?

Huang Bo continued to pass it over: Grilled chicken wings! Taste it.

Guo Tao is still unwilling,

Huang Bo was furious: Don't you dare to eat this? When you go back to the jungle, eat and sleep in the open air, and you don't even have enough to eat, you don't even have to eat such chicken wings! At that time, I will never care about you. You can find a way to eat it yourself. of!

Forced by the coercion, Guo Tao had no choice but to eat the burnt chicken wings, and groaned beside him with an uncomfortable face. Huang Bo covered his mouth with his hand, stood behind him and whispered proudly to the camera: I can't bear it. After eight years of waiting, finally today, the opportunity for revenge has come!

The audience smiled knowingly and endured it for eight years. It was the first time the two collaborated in Crazy Stone. Guo Tao played the chief of the security department, and Huang Bo was a thief. Bo was tortured terribly by Guo Tao.

But it was not until now that the revenge was avenged. The audience only thought that Huang Bo was joking, and everyone could tell that it was a joke.

The third celebrity that Huang Bo wanted to invite was Brother Hu, but Brother Hu politely declined: Brother Huang Bo, it’s fine to go on an adventure in the jungle, but if you have something good, remember to bring it back to me. Can I order it now? Well, face If you see a large conch, remember to bring it back! Sea urchins, um, sea urchins can improve eyesight, bring me back seven or eight! Oh, by the way, give me another dozen of 2.4-meter-long anacondas, wild killer bees One kilogram of honey is enough for me, don't worry, I will definitely take your money for these goods...

Curator Huang Doutu appeared again, holding a heavy machine gun, and smiled charmingly: You can say it again, I promise not to hit you!

Puff haha~~~

Zheng Shuangshuang, like thousands of young viewers, once again laughed miserably. This accompanying picture is really too spoof!

Next, Huang Bo continued to talk about his ideal team members, and the camera has been following these people to interview them.

Wu Jing declined: I never want to team up with Huang Bo again in my life!

On the camera is the training picture of the extreme rowing team. I don’t know which amazing photographer took the precious scene. The whole team is as tired as a dog. Wu Jing’s expression is so grim that he is about to collapse. Only Huang Bo is behind Yawning heavily, he deliberately framed his whole body with a red line in the later stage to highlight the key points.

The audience burst into tears and laughed. This time it was the official black and yellow blog of The Law of the Jungle. If it's black, it's black. After the black is over, Director Huang pops up again and makes funny remarks. Which ordinary audience can bear it?

Next, when Shen Teng was invited, he raised a fist to cover his mouth, coughed twice, put his other hand on his hip, and apologized: I recently injured my waist again, and I haven't healed after coughing for half a month. , I'd better not drag you down... I wish the law of the jungle success, ahem...

This excuse for refusal should be normal, right?

Unexpectedly, Curator Huang's fighting picture appeared: The child has a bad cough, most of it is pretending, just give it a beat!

Seeing Shen Teng's petrified black face in post-production, the audience laughed instantly!