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Li Xintong laughed uncontrollably, and said, You are writing a song about the five rings for the Olympics? Sigh, Yang An, I realize that you are serious about writing songs for women, but you are a bit of a nonsense when you write songs for men!

Who said it? Swing Together, To All People Who Know My Name, Wolf, which one is not a serious boy song? Rong Feifei defended. ?????A novel?

What's wrong with the five rings? Don't think that the five rings can only represent the Olympics. Wash your ears and get ready to enjoy a feast of music. I can guarantee that it will definitely be the sound of nature! Yang An also laughed. buried.

Lu Xun scanned the lyrics: This is not an Olympic song, it's not as simple as you think!

The arrangement on Yang An's mobile phone was completed by him and the Enron Band these days. After listening to it once, Lu Xun could almost keep up with his own rap part.

For the second time, Lu Xun hummed along, quickly found the most suitable switching point between articulation and breathing, and marked it on the score.

For the third time, Lu Xun clapped his hands and motioned to Yang An: Come on, let's walk again!

Everyone else present only heard the part of Lu Xun's audition, and hadn't heard Yang An speak, because Yang An deliberately didn't write the lyrics of the melody part in the score.

Reminiscent of the Don't Go to Work Tomorrow just now, everyone is mentally prepared, knowing that this guy will definitely not sing any good songs, it is called Song of the Five Rings, it is not an Olympic song, and it is used in cross talk, There must be something wrong here!

The mobile phone was connected to an external speaker, and each of them held a miniature microphone. Lu Xun held the score in front of him and nodded to indicate that he was ok.

Tom!

There was a strong drum sound, and Lu Xun opened his mouth:

...

Ang, I will drive the car to the Fifth Ring Road!

I drove the car up the Fifth Ring Road!

Ang, hurry up and drive the car up the Fifth Ring Road!

I don't care about anything, I just want to go to the fifth ring!

...

Yang An squeezed his fingers, waved his water sleeves as if in a pear garden, and sang softly: ...

Ah~~Fifth Ring~You have one more ring than Fourth Ring~

Ah~~Fifth ring~You are one ring less than the sixth ring~

Finally one day,

You will repair to the seventh ring~

What should I do if I reach the seventh ring~ (Lu Xun: What to do, what to do, what to do)

You have two rings more than the fifth ring~

...

The music continues to play. But everyone really couldn't continue singing. From the moment Yang An sang the first line, everyone burst out laughing.

Except for Yang An, who was enjoying himself, everyone laughed. Each supported the fixed objects around them, so as not to fall to the ground laughing.

I can't stand it!

Physically and mentally exhausted, incapable of love...

What is this guy Yang An pretending to be thinking?

Forget about the lyrics and melody of Song of the Five Rings, I can't think about it anymore. As long as the word five rings is thought of, everyone's mind will be filled with the magic melody of ah~~~five rings~~!

This time Li Xintong really laughed because her stomach hurt, she fell on the sofa, holding her stomach in pain.

Everyone has just eaten, and it has only been a few minutes. It's like getting an electric shock, and your whole body twitches from laughing. Whose body can bear it? If you laugh too much, of course your stomach will hurt!

Lu Xun laughed and pointed at Yang An, but couldn't say a word.

Only Yang An was depressed. Knocking on the table, he protested dissatisfiedly: I said Teacher Lu, Don't Go to Work Tomorrow only sang halfway and you stopped, so I won't say that. But Song of the Five Rings is the same, I just sang four sentences , you stop again, can you still let me sing happily?

Lu Xun yelled: Do you still want to... sing a complete song of Song of the Five Rings?

Yang An said solemnly: That's right! You are in charge of rapping, and I am in charge of the melody. We cooperated so well just now! Didn't your phrase 'what to do, what to do, what to do, oh what to do' just now be very good!

It's okay not to mention this, mention this. Lu Xun rubbed his belly and squatted down laughing.

An assistant next to him came over, with a suppressed smile on his face, and reminded: Sister Xintong, it's almost one o'clock. Shall we go get ready first?

Li Xintong didn't want to stay here for too long either. This lounge must be covered by Yang An's comedic halo, and basically there was no time or opportunity for her to speak normally. As long as Yang An opened his mouth, everyone would laugh. The makeup on is almost gone laughing!

I won't play with you anymore! Yang An, don't be naughty. Teacher Lu, remember to tune the guitar early. Li Xintong greeted her, covered her mouth with a smile, and pulled Rong Feifei away first.

Only Lu Xun and Yang An were left, and there were two musicians in the band. Lu Xun finally recovered and asked, Yang An, are you really planning to sing this song?

Yang An nodded: Of course I want to sing! And I also want to make it a household name and let the national TV audience know that I sang it! This is an opportunity, Mr. Lu, do you want to sing the rap part? If you don't, Can you introduce me to a slightly better rapper? I want to finish this song as soon as possible, maybe I can use it in the next issue of Happy Comedian.

Lu Xun waved his hand and said, Don't bother, just let me sing and I'll make arrangements. Ah Hui, go tell Xin Tong that Yang An and I have to rehearse Song of the Five Rings urgently. If the live broadcast starts, I haven't arrived yet. , you help me top the first few songs first! When Yang and I arrange practice, let Xin Tong give us a chance to sing this song live.

The musician Ah Hui walked out to inform with a smile, and Lu Xun pulled Yang An: Come on, let's practice hard and strive to achieve the best effect!

Yo! Later, I will have the opportunity to sing Song of the Five Rings live!

Yang Anle: Mr. Lu, are you really willing to accompany me crazy?

Lu Xun smiled wryly: Brother, I don't want to be so crazy! After singing Song of the Five Rings, I don't know how many fans I will lose!

Yang An said to himself: It doesn't matter if you lose your fans! I believe it won't be long before my cross talk fans will fill this gap for you!

Lu Xun couldn't laugh or cry: What do I want your cross talk fans to do? Forget it, keep singing! Keep playing music!

The staff really suppressed their laughter and played the music on the phone again. After Yang An finished singing Wuhuan for the first time, Lu Xun sang immediately:

~ Ang,

The car keeps jamming, with a demented expression,

I have long been used to driving aimlessly,

The five rings are still so comfortable,

It's been there, the rotten trumpet,

The suffering master has been alas,

sty1e in Chukyo,

In the commuter bus line has been lined up,

For life, for dreams, for vacation bills,

Maybe one day, we have to go to the Eighth Ring Road,

Rest-in-peace, Zhongjing transportation, I will put a flower basket for you.

...

It was Yang An's turn to sing again. He seemed to be addicted to Liyuan opera this time. Not only did he sing, but he also made gestures. No one could help laughing when he saw it. Lu Xun wished he could close his eyes.

The two had a great time, until there was a knock on the door outside, and Ah Hui stuck out his head: Mr. Lu, it's time, how about I help you tune it first?

Thanks, we'll be right there!

After Lu Xun finished speaking, he motioned to Yang An: Let's go, let's see if you can conquer Xin Tong's fans. Either you die here today, and your fame will be exhausted, or you will immediately have millions of fans!

Sohu.com has prepared a special studio, which looks like a small bar. Li Xintong is sitting on a high stool, Lu Xun’s guitar is on the side shelf, mixing console, radio, audio cables, camera , and there is a set of electronic drums in the back corner where the camera can't see, Li Xintong's band is waiting there, and the staff has already adjusted everything.

Mr. Lu, are you ready for rehearsal? Li Xintong was touching up her makeup, and asked casually, almost laughing again, the makeup artist quickly reminded her not to laugh.

Li Xintong complained: Anyway, I want to laugh when I think of Yang An, Yang An, don't sit in front of me later, I'm afraid I will laugh when I see you.

Yang An was speechless: Okay, I'll move a small bench and sit next to the band, so you won't be able to see me, but I will always be with you, and my spirit will be with you.

Li Xintong laughed again.

Lu Xun sat down and tried the guitar sound, and said, It's settled, Xin Tong, if this Song of the Five Rings ruins your live broadcast today, don't blame us!

Li Xintong is very generous: It doesn't matter, let Yang An write a few more songs and pay me back.

Lu Xun was taken aback for a moment, then gave a thumbs up: Good idea!

Yang An didn't know whether to laugh or cry: Why is it me again?

It was ten minutes before the official live broadcast, and everyone was already seated, waiting patiently for the network connection.

The interface of Sohu.com’s live broadcast room is fresh and simple. According to the gender of the anchor, it is divided into two interface styles: male and female. Because of the particularity of its portal website, its functions are not as many as professional live broadcast websites. It only has screen live broadcast, chat discussion, barrage, and prop display. Appreciate these few things, but the network is extremely fast, and the number of tourists accommodated is particularly high.

More than 40,000 people were online, and the growth rate was a bit slow, but when Li Xintong appeared on the screen wearing a headset, the number of viewers skyrocketed, breaking through the 60,000 mark within two minutes, and the time was exactly 2:00, when the live broadcast officially started.

Li Xintong smiled and waved to everyone, the fans responded wildly, all kinds of free flowers, 1 yuan candy, 1o yuan perfume, 1oo yuan Chanel bag, like swiping the screen, they smashed it vigorously.

Sister Xintong, we love you!

I asked for leave to watch your live broadcast, Xin Tong, I love you~

Five million fans will always support Sister Xintong~

Wow~ It's really Lu Xun's guitar accompaniment~ I like you so much, Mr. Lu~~~

Various barrages flew on the screen. In order to make the live broadcast better, the administrator forcibly closed 90% of the barrage channels after one minute.

Li Xintong waved to the camera very cutely and said: Dear fans, I love you too! Thank you Sohu.com for giving me this opportunity, and I also want to thank Mr. Lu for my accompaniment!

Lu Xun greeted the camera with a smile, then nodded, tapped the guitar pickguard with his right hand a few times, the melody sounded, and Li Xintong gave the title song Love Is Not Stopped from her last album to fans. (To be continued.)

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