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Surprise local tyrants!

Wow~ rich man! Please hug golden thighs!

Know how to warm the bed, know how to bind, strong skills, strong body, beg to be adopted by local tyrants~~

Fifty thousand is a bird! True love, this is definitely true love!

On the Sohu.com live broadcast platform, as long as the reward exceeds 50,000 yuan in a row, the whole platform will be broadcast once, and it will be on the top for 30 seconds. 【Latest chapter reading】

All the broadcast rooms can see the red message: Rong Feifei, I love you, you are the most perfect national goddess!

Sohu.com’s live broadcast platform rarely sees a reward of 50,000 yuan. Netizens who don’t know the truth ask one after another: “Who is Rong Feifei? Returning the goddess of the nation, what a big tone!”

I guess some idiot is courting, right? Spending 50,000 yuan has made the whole platform popular, rich people are so capricious!

Hey, this local tyrant seems to be a woman, and she's from singer Li Xintong's studio! Let's go and have a look!

The popularity of the entire platform is the best advertisement, and some netizens who are bored are chasing after it.

More and more viewers who don't know the truth poured in, and found that many female fans in the chat area were feeling: If I had heard this song a year earlier, my mother would not be so passive now! It's too late, too late, say Too much is a handful of blood and tears...

Rong Feifei sang so well, this is the attitude a perfect woman should have!

Love the lyrics, love the perfect woman! Sisters, stand up~

It's such a joyful song, why did I cry when I heard it... I regret that I let him get away with it so easily... I'm crying if I talk too much!

Singing well! This song has to be played repeatedly to my roommate. She holds her mobile phone and sighs all day long, with all her heart hanging on that stinky man. If this continues, she will suffer sooner or later! I must take this song Brainwash her!

My God! My boyfriend asked me out yesterday, and I foolishly agreed! Dear sisters, please teach me, should I not agree?

Many female fans are reflecting on themselves, complaining one after another, because of this song, they have changed their previous concepts, and know what is reserved and precious for women.

What's going on? What happened?

Wow! So many girls here! Girls.

Why are you crying so heartbroken? Come on, let me tell you~ My brother, 20 centimeters, is the best at comforting people!

Isn't this person Li Xintong, so this is her webcast!

The people who didn't know the truth quickly figured out what happened here. Those who teased girls continued to chat in the chat area, and those who spat yellow were banned by the administrator. Those who want to listen to the song can stay and listen, and the number of people online has increased a lot.

At this time, a barrage appeared: I want to hear Teacher Lu sing!

Li Xintong pursed her lips and smiled: Mr. Lu will sing with the mysterious guest later, everyone, don't go away!

The Li Xintong webcast advertisement on the homepage of Sohu.com was replaced in time. On the picture, a masked mysterious guest appeared side by side with Lu Xun. The advertisement was very visually impactful.

Many Sohu users saw this ad when browsing the homepage. I couldn't help but click in, and joined Li Xintong's live broadcast room as a tourist.

The questionnaire was also given out in a timely manner in the live broadcast room, and Li Xintong asked everyone to guess who it was, which aroused the emotions of fans and interacted with fans.

As expected, the queen Mo Wen was far ahead in the votes. After all, Mo Wen is Li Xintong's senior sister and Lu Xun's friend. It is not surprising that she will appear in the live broadcast room.

Other singers were also nominated, but very few people filled in Yang An's name. The reason is very simple, Lu Xun must be singing rap, and the mysterious person who sang with Lu Xun must also be able to rap. Coupled with Rong Feifei's appearance, Yang An's suspicion has increased a lot.

The number of people online in the live broadcast room exceeds 130,000!

It's more than 150,000, and it's still increasing!

The server data is stable, the bandwidth is normal, and the delay is normal!

Sohu's engineers are constantly reporting monitoring data, and everything is within the controllable range. The data is increasing in an orderly manner, and the chief director wiped off his sweat quietly. Fortunately, he had prepared well before, so he didn't lose the chain!

...

Yangcheng thousands of miles away. Lin Ruoyu and Amei were listening to the master's complaints in the taxi that was stuck in traffic for a long time before they walked 500 meters.

Yangcheng rarely sees such a blockage!

I have been driving a taxi for seven years, and the most congested time was when I was rear-ended by eight cars. The scene was tragic!

Girls, are you not in a hurry? Traffic jams are the most taboo to be irritable. Listen to more music and cross talks and you will calm down.

It was blocked for almost an hour, who wouldn't be upset? At this time, there was the Yangcheng Music Station, accompanied by the singing of Li Xintong and Rong Feifei. The two girls were in a good mood and could chat and laugh along with them.

Li Xintong's voice came out from the radio: We have invited our mysterious guest, does anyone know him? The barrage pops up, and tell me his name loudly? Yes, that's right, he is Yang An! Everyone welcome~

Amei asked curiously: Who is Yang An?

Lin Ruoyu rolled her eyes, and was about to explain that he was the first guest of Red Wolf's national tour, when she heard the master exclaim: Yang An? A cross talker came to sing?

An exaggerated shout came from the window of a private car next to him: No way! It's Yang An, a comedian!

Lin Ruoyu was confused, and asked, Yang An is talking about cross talk? Isn't that the singer Yang An?

The master was very proud: Anyway, Yang An, as I know, talks about cross talk, and he speaks very well! Hey, young people who are willing to learn cross talk are so rare these days. I'm sure he will become a famous Chinese actor in the future. Master of Comedy.

Lin Ruoyu and Amei didn't know who Yang An was at all. Li Xintong said in the airwaves: Haha, I saw your message. Yes, that's right. He is singer Yang An and cross talk actor Yang An. Come on, here we are. say hi!

Yang An smiled and said, How are you, the audience in front of the computer and mobile phone? I love you! Those audiences on the tree, please raise your hands and wave them so that I can see you?

Li Xintong burst into laughter: Yang An, the audience on the tree will fall if they raise their hands. This is not your cross talk lecture hall. What song are you and Teacher Lu going to sing?

Yang Andao: Everyone knows that traffic jams are the most annoying. Today, Mr. Lu and I will sing Song of the Five Rings and give it to all the friends who are stuck on the road. I wish you happiness~

The Song of the Five Rings in Traffic Jam?

What the hell!

Isn't the five rings the Olympic Games?

The audience almost fainted, Lin Ruoyu and Amei laughed out loud.

The master is also very happy. Pointing to the radio, he said, This is the way Yang An speaks. I really like listening to him!

A few private cars next to him seemed to be listening to this program, and they laughed loudly, and the sound spread outside the car.

That's what traffic jams are. I'm so bored, who doesn't want to arrive at their destination early, when they heard that Yang An and Lu Xun were going to sing a song specially written for traffic jams, everyone was full of inexplicable anticipation, and several cars even rolled down the windows on purpose. Turn up the volume, making the traffic jam on the main road lively like a music festival.

The music sounded so suddenly, Lu Xun's voice came out, and the RAP version of Song of the Five Rings appeared in front of the public for the first time!

The people on the road all nodded along with Lu Xun's rap, I just want to go to the Fifth Ring Road.

Ten seconds later, the painting style changed suddenly!

A completely different singing voice suddenly appeared, and everyone's eyelids twitched with an Ah~!

...

Ah~~Fifth Ring~~You have one more ring than Fourth Ring~~

Ah~~Fifth Ring~~You are one ring less than Sixth Ring~~

...

Ha ha!

The taxi driver couldn't hold back, and burst into laughter: Yang An! It's definitely him singing, I can hear his voice!

Fuck! Who is this?

What's the sound! Did it cross the stage?

Hahahaha! Five Rings~~

The same hilarious laughter came from a few cars nearby. Quite a few people were laughing non-stop, chanting five rings.

Lin Ruoyu was confused by the song, and Amei woke her up with a chuckle, just in time to hear Yang An singing What should I do if I reach the seventh ring? Singing what to do, what to do, what to do, what to do, just waiting to hear the next sentence to announce the result!

...you have two rings more than the fifth ring~~

Pooh!

Lin Ruoyu didn't hold back, and laughed out loud, regardless of her own image.

Ha ha ha ha!

The master didn't want to hold back his laughter anymore, he laughed loudly. I still didn't forget to smile and nod with my colleagues in the car next to me. Everyone was amused by this nonsensical lyrics.

Traffic jams are no longer a boring thing, accompanied by music and Yang An's singing. It seems that the traffic jam has become an extremely funny thing.

The melody part of the Song of the Five Rings was particularly simple. When Yang An sang the second verse, many people hummed along.

The same is true for Lin Ruoyu and Ah Mei. They both suppressed their laughter and listened to Yang An humming there. In their minds, they actually imagined the scene of Yang An singing in a costume.

No expression can be seen on the airwaves. But the viewers in the live broadcast room were lucky, they really laughed out loud!

In the live broadcast room, Li Xintong sat on the far side and covered his mouth and kept laughing, Lu Xun sat in the middle with a microphone in charge of the rap part, Yang An stood on the other side, wearing a monitor headset on his head, and his hands really did it. The pose of a Liyuan actor, the movements are really in place, and the eyes are very sexy!

This is Liyuan's real kung fu, but Yang An has only learned superficially. In Song of the Five Rings, he is in charge of being funny, while Lu Xun is in charge of pretending to be deep.

After Yang An sang the second stanza, it was finally Lu Xun's turn to rap:

...How many people know that there are tigers in the mountains, but they prefer to walk on the mountains of tigers,

I clearly know that the Fifth Ring Road is blocked, this way home, misfortunes never come singly,

Fortress, just fortify, hmph, I'm not worried,

I have never washed my car in my life, my car is not clean,

Ang~ This cigarette looks so calm,

Here's a wry smile, let out a sigh,

What drama do you want to watch, obediently eating your pancakes in the car,

Hurry up to the fifth ring, because maybe the first one wins,

I drove the car up the Fifth Ring Road,

Hurry up and drive the car up the Fifth Ring Road,

I don't care about anything, I just want to go to the fifth ring.

...

Lu Xun's sense of rhythm is very good, and he sang this song with his own feeling. Many listeners who were stuck in traffic on the road, after laughing, had a lot of sympathy. (To be continued.)

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