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Following Sha Bei's loud shout, everyone was stunned and asked questions one after another.

Huang Bo? Didn't he just lead a team to East Timor?

Yeah, I just had dinner with him last week, haven't I already left?

Impossible, is he here today?

Everyone became curious and looked around.

Sha Bei was triumphant, and snapped his fingers: Look!

Alex led people, and pushed out a flatbed car from the garage next to it. A person was half sitting on it, wearing a full set of flame-retardant blue racing suit, barefoot, and his hands didn't move. It turned out to be a dummy!

Hahahaha~~~~

Yang An and the others burst out laughing, surrounding the flatbed cart, you squeezed your hands, he touched his head, looked at this dummy classmate, and laughed non-stop.

Is this Huang Bo?

But it doesn't look like it?

It looks a bit like the body shape, but the face is not. Why didn't you make a personal leather mask and put it on?

Oh, I'm just wondering. It's not good to name it. Why do you have to call it 'Huang Bo'?

Sha Bei laughed and said, Huang Bo, I really hate him when he abandons our extreme challenges. Therefore, I would like to call this hero of Mythbusters 'Huang Bo' to deeply commemorate him. ...our battle friendship!

Bullshit fighting friendship!

Everyone laughed. Needless to say, the dummy must be used to test vehicle collisions. Let it sit in the cockpit to test the possible trauma to the dummy in various car accidents such as crashes and rollovers.

A hero must be a hero, but his name is Huang Bo.

Don't laugh, don't even laugh, to be honest, we ordered it from the National Robot Research and Development Center, let Steven carry out a more in-depth mechanized modification on it, and invested more than 1.5 million yuan in it, which is more than real 'huang Bo' is worth a lot more.

Sha Bei explained solemnly, lifted the head of Huang Bo, pressed its shoulders, and squeezed the neck spine one after another: Look at this, is it flexible? It is more than 99% similar to a real spine! Look at the sensors hidden under its skin, the simulated blood vessels, all pasted by Steven himself. The best thing is that its temper and personality are really good, very obedient, very obedient...

Snapped!

Sha Bei slapped the dummy lightly, and proudly showed it to everyone: Look, it's still smiling, not angry at all...

Hahahahaha!

If the dummy could cry, he would have fainted in the toilet!

Yang An and the others squatted down laughing, and the mad scientists were also smiling. Yang An took out his mobile phone and laughed endlessly: Senior Brother Sha, wait a moment, I'm going to record this and send it to Huang Bo. Believe it or not, he's the one tonight Just fly back from East Timor and kill you at your house?

Puff haha...

Everyone at the scene laughed miserably!

The point of the variety show is to be funny, even if it is a very rigorous crash test, the Xtreme Boys can play a funny feeling.

MI is in charge of introducing the dummy: This is a dummy for the whiplash test,

There are 40 sensors installed on the body when leaving the factory, and Steve added 15 special point sensors to it, including the neck and spine, wrist joints, and even internal organs and reproductive parts. We can now proudly announce that, in addition to thought , it can already replace 95% of Huang.

This sentence is easy to cause ambiguity. Everyone wants to laugh but dare not laugh. It is uncomfortable to hold back.

Steve leaned in front of the dummy and said admiringly, Hi, Teacher Huang, I'm your fan!

The dummy didn't respond, Sha Bei quietly panned, squatted next to the dummy where the camera couldn't see, imitating the electronic synthesis voice: Thank you for liking me, I don't know what function is the remaining 5%?

Get off!

Yang An grabbed Sha Bei's collar with a smile, and lifted him up: How old are you, and you still play with this, is it embarrassing?

Sha Bei struggled, and continued to protest with electronically synthesized voice: Don't be ashamed! Just get used to it!

Hehehe!

Even the foreigners laughed. They never knew what morality is in the extreme challenge, so they caught a joke and played it desperately.

Soon, the first crash test will begin, with an old Audi A6 to see bumps and crushes in the cockpit after a rollover.

The old A6 car is equipped with a simple roll cage that is sold in the market, and everyone is here today to test this.

The accelerator and steering wheel are also automatically adjusted by remote control. The remote control equipment is installed. The operator stands behind the simulated steering wheel next to him, steps on the accelerator, turns the direction, and can easily control the acceleration and turning of the vehicle. This is also the electrification expert of the Shabei team. Steve's masterpiece, if the car overturns, the cut-off device installed on the ignition device can cut off the flame instantly, preventing the out-of-control vehicle from crashing into the surroundings.

Huang Bo sat in the cockpit, fastened his seat belt, installed cameras in the AB pillars of the car, and in the gaps between the headrests, and set up multiple high-definition frame-by-frame cameras in the most critical positions of the external test site , can capture pictures at the microsecond level.

There is a special-shaped slope on an open field, which has been simulated by a computer model. When the front of the car drives up at high speed, it can get the kinetic energy of rotation and deflection. Just like a car accident in a tunnel, the car rolls sideways.

Brother Bo, go all the way!

Shabei patted the dummy's chest, slammed the car door shut, and the test was about to begin.

Audi's vehicle safety has always been the highest five-star level in Europe. The simple roll cage installed does not harm the interior of the car, but everyone is saying in private that a roll cage that is not welded to the frame is useless.

The test begins!

Following the order of the chief director, the remote control personnel stepped on the accelerator, and the old Audi roared and rushed, and it may have reached a high speed of 100 km/h in less than 12 seconds.

boom!

Boom boom boom!

Not surprisingly, the Audi A6 rolled over in mid-air, spinning and rolling three full circles.

During the second roll, the door was smashed open while the dummy was still in mid-air, and the dummy’s legs were thrown out. After landing, the roof of the car hit the hard concrete floor, the wheels were turned upside down, and all the glass shattered into spider webs. The sight glass was smashed, the hood of the front car was directly deformed and tilted up, a large number of parts of the car body were flying around, the simple anti-roll cage that everyone had placed high hopes on was compressed and deformed, the welding points failed and cracked, the steel pipe broke and fell, and the bones on the ground Rolling, the scene is a mess!

Seeing this scene, the extreme men gang and the mad scientist all raised their hands high, hugged and clapped hands, shouted eah and super cool, and the excitement was all written on their faces.

A bunch of destruction kings!