The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 113 Finally No. 1!

The program continued to play, followed by rehearsal highlights and lottery.

Seeing that Li Yue drew the No. 1 ball, all the audience, including Li Yue himself, laughed wryly. Lin Yunshe was the first to appear on the stage, while Yang An was stuck in the road at the moment. But the traffic jam was tight, followed by the filming director and asked: What should I do if I can't make it?

Yang An was helpless, and sighed: If you can't make it, you have to!

The rushing bgm, the captivating plot, the opening five minutes, like a tense police film, interlocking and pressing every step of the way.

All the viewers are firmly attracted, and no one is willing to change the channel easily, so the ratings have stabilized and increased steadily.

Except for Yang An's own team, no one knows that airport delays and traffic jam delays are all post-recorded scenes, and they are all performances for the effect of the show. Yang An's team is getting better at this kind of technique, because waiting Yang An withdrew from the fourth episode, and the ratings for the rest of the show must not drop!

Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.

When it comes to cross talk, no one dares to praise himself in front of Li Qiankun. Li Qiankun hasn't really had a good time in many years. Whoever talks about cross talk, he can guess what the burden is in advance. That feeling is extremely boring.

As soon as Cao Xiaobao opened his mouth, Li Qiankun shook his head: This kid is inexperienced and has stage fright.

Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao chatted about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: The two of them don't have a good sense of rhythm. It's obvious that there are two burdens, one big and one small, that have not been shaken out of the teasing. It will be better to speak slowly.

The apprentices and grandchildren are all speechless. The master is such a person. There are almost no cross talk actors in the country who can be seen by him. Several old artists are talking about the old jokes of the past ten years. People do not want to toss when they reach a certain age. What's new, just eat and wait to die, so Li Qiankun finds it boring, he never listens to other people talking about cross talk.

Li Qiankun couldn't help complaining casually, several old friends laughed and asked, When will Xiao Yang appear?

It should be soon, here it is...

As soon as Li Qiankun finished speaking, Cao Xiaobao proclaimed himself Lin Yun's first brother, bang bang bang, the hot-blooded bgm appeared, which shocked everyone.

Li Qiankun's old eyes suddenly glowed and lit up. This is a very rare form in traditional cross talk, plus pop songs!

This is interesting!

It’s not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past, when talking about cross talk, it was always added with erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. The actor who shouted “I miss you so much” at the Spring Festival Gala every year even played the guitar.

But seeing Yang An stepping on the hot-blooded bgm domineering appearance, this approach far exceeded Li Qiankun's expectations, and gave him a refreshing feeling.

Ghost in a Chaotic World!

A little apprentice laughed, his voice was a little excited, obviously he had read the spoiler.

Then the cross talk between the three groups officially started, and most of the baggage was shaken out by Yang An. The shaking was fresh, the shaking was silvery, and the shaking was unexpected. For example, in terms of academic qualifications, even the old Mr. Li Qiankun didn’t respond. Come on, he won made everyone laugh!

Li Qiankun laughed heartily, but just laughed a few times, he felt an inexplicable shock!

How many years has he not laughed because of listening to cross talk?

Five years, or ten years?

He honed his works and made the audience laugh. In fact, he was not so happy in his heart. 90% of the smiles on his face came from the performance.

But he was actually amused by Yang An just now!

The big apprentice was also surprised, the master actually laughed from the bottom of his heart? Did he read it right? Over the past few years, in the China Beijing TV Crosstalk Contest, the master has been invited as a guest and a judge, and there are almost no works that can make him laugh out loud, and some are just perfunctory laughs!

It seems that this Yang An is really capable! The big apprentice recalled it.

On TV, Yang An shook his head one after another, mocking his own master, keeping up with the trend elements of the Internet age, and almost completely abandoning the category of 800 traditional cross talk jokes.

In the cross talk industry, ten don'ts, eight don'ts, six words, four shakes, two distinctions, Yang An actually didn't abide by one of them, and just created a new style of cross talk that closely follows the trend of the times!

Li Yue's treachery at the time of his exit marked the perfect end to the whole show. All of you are famous cross talkers, and you have to admit that this work is good!

Master, I understand what to do.

The big apprentice brought Li Qiankun some tea and said, I will contact Yang An as soon as possible, invite him to join the China Quyi Association as a director, and then help him publish a book about 'New School Crosstalk'. Fame, hype it well, and promote the development of cross talk art by the way.

Li Qiankun nodded: This is just one of the purposes. I called you over to watch the show. I want to tell you that the method of revitalizing traditional art should not be so single, obsolete, and old-fashioned. You should learn from Yang An's innovative spirit. This year In the Spring Festival Gala, we old fellows will help Yang An in the end, even if we burn out our old oil lamps, it will be worth it!

Several old friends also sighed with emotion, and their appreciation could not be expressed in words.

The third episode of Happy Comedian has been broadcast, and it has once again sparked heated discussions on the Internet!

The biggest hot spot is that Yang An's group crosstalk Brother Lin Yun won the first place in this competition, does it deserve its name?

A user named Quyi Family Chen Haohao wrote a long post, copying almost every line of Yang An's lines, and carefully analyzed the criticism: From the tidbits on, I don't believe Yang An!

First, he is the host, how could he not return to Blue Ocean to record the show in advance? Still stuck in traffic, still stuck in the Fifth Ring Road! Last Friday at 3pm, I heard this song on the radio. He sang with Li Xintong in Zhongjing at that time, and there was this Song of the Five Rings! I don't believe every word the program team said, it's all fake, it's all arranged performances!

The second point, every burden he said is all the lowest level of jokes, calling the child's father, molesting the mother, Cao Xiaobao said that the child is Yang An's son, these are all ethical jokes, this kind of wretched mentality that likes to take advantage of others , is the lowest level of market culture, the most boring and vulgar!

In the end, Yang An teased his master. This is deceiving the master. Mapping the entire cross talk world.

As soon as this post was posted, the entire forum was blown up, and even comprehensive forums such as the Cape Forum became concerned.

The vulgarity and elegance of cross talk have always been accompanied by controversy. Over the years, cross talk has declined, and it has been ruined on this issue.

This is the biggest pain point of cross talk art!

This is the weakness that cross talk actors can't bear the most!

This is the hate that all artists in the folk art world don't want to mention!

The points that Chen Haohao, a family of quyi family said were quickly refuted by others!

The forum celebrity Brother Ghost Saber immediately posted a reply post: Chen Hao Hao, listen, you are still a family of quyi, are you a maggot art shit family? I refute you one by one! Let you remember who I am, Mr. Ghost Saber !

Watching a movie and stabbing a bad guy to death, do you know it's fake? Why don't you go to the police? Why don't you say that all the plots where the hero saves the beauty are arranged by the director, and all the entertainment methods are fake Only **** can criticize this point! Brother Yang came out domineeringly, the audience gave a standing ovation, everyone loves him! Who the hell cares if it’s true or not? He is the first brother in everyone’s heart !

Brother Ghost Knife is domineering! Chen Haohao, the maggot art shit master, after Brother Ghost Knife finishes practicing with you, I will continue to practice with you!

Support Brother Ghost Saber! My Northeast Qiang brother is the third one to go up, splashing blood all over your boy!

What Brother Ghost Saber said is reasonable, if you are picky about this, don't think about entertainment, it's better to go back to sleep, netizens praised it one after another.

Ghost Saber made the second move: The second is Song of the Five Rings. Everyone knows that Happy Comedian is recorded every Saturday. Do you think it is broadcast live? You still use the song to criticize, can you write a song? A song similar to Song of the Five Rings, Guidao brother eats the keyboard live! Forget it with your IQ, you don't even understand what the recording is, and it is difficult to communicate with you!

Brother Ghost Saber is right, if you quarrel with the mentally handicapped, he will pull your IQ down to be as low as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! By the way, this sentence was originally created by Brother Yang, and it is too That's right! This Chen Haohao is his mentally handicapped!

Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can tell such jokes, he is so funny~~

Netizens laughed out loud, and took out the joke Yang An said before, and now it is really appropriate to use it at this time!

Brother Ghost Saber used the third trick of the Whirlwind Saber Technique: 12 minutes, 32 burdens! No peeing during the whole process! Laughing all the way! Cross talk, I will obey Yang An! Brother Ghost Saber, no matter what ethics or theory, I will I know it’s funny, it sounds good, Coke! You are still in a family, do you understand that the most coke’s burden is to dig out the humbleness of human nature, not dig out the noble sentiment? Who the hell loves to hear you sing about the great rivers and mountains of the motherland? Ghost knife brother I want to smack you!

Beijin Huang San followed closely behind! Chen Haohao who beat you!

Bah! You are embarrassing to Tianxia Chen! Dongshan old Chen beat you to death!

This is what netizens are most angry about. If you use the burden of cross talk to talk about things, you are an asshole! Do you think it’s okay to listen to operas elegantly, go to world famous novels, get out of the way and let everyone listen to cross talk?

This is stepping on the tail of all cross talk fans, Chen Haohao is so deadly, looking for it!

Brother Ghost Saber's last move: Brother will popularize the fourth point for you again! There are no big or small on stage, there are rules in the audience, you can't tell the difference between jokes on stage, bullying your master and destroying your sister! You are fucking educated! Yeah? If you are educated, don’t watch Brother Yang talking about cross talk, go to see your man and nature, watch your Silver Eagle cartoon, jump your rubber band, and play with your inflatable doll! Don’t be so fucking blind here Beep! Let me tell you, Brother Yang has a serious undergraduate degree, and Cao Xiaobao has clearly obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, you still listen to the fart of cross talk? How far can you get away? The music industry does not need a scum like you!

Brother Ghost Saber is full of combat power, and the responders flocked to him, scolding this Family of Quyi Chen Haohao bloody!

He was slashed on the body by the famous ghost knife brother on the forum. Did this Chen admit defeat?

No!

He will fight again!

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