The King of Variety Entertainment

Yang An from CCTV came less often, and he always felt that there was always a gap between CCTV, Blue Ocean Satellite TV, and Red Maple Satellite TV.

Yes, it's the atmosphere.

CCTV gave him the impression of a middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes, sitting in danger, sitting behind a table, reading the news seriously, even if he was only wearing flowery underpants, it was absolutely impossible for the audience to see him. This kind of lofty attitude It is doomed that they lack earth energy.

As for Blue Ocean Satellite TV, what kind of pants do you want? To entertain the whole people, what more pants do you need? It is like a model walking on the runway in a vacuum, full of energy and gorgeous appearance, sometimes a bend makes the audience stand up, a wink makes the audience feel distracted, they are pleasing to the eyes, if the eyesight is good enough, luck Good enough, maybe still able to see key parts.

At this time, a pair of floral pants, no, a floral suit appeared in Yang An's sight.

Citizens who buy vegetables...Mr. Yang?

The flower suit is a handsome guy who is not tall, and he looks a little frivolous in this suit. Yang An laughed when he opened his mouth. Needless to say, this guy must be from the circle, and he is not far away, maybe a friend of a friend.

Yang An stood up, feeling that he was half a head taller than the other party, and took the initiative to shake it: Hello, hello, I am Mr. Yang, a vegetable buyer. May I ask who you are...

The flower suit smiled and said, Who do you think I am?

Yang Anxin said, if I know, do I still need to guess?

Pretending to think deeply for a while, he asked uncertainly, Are you my elementary school classmate Huang He?

Hua said in a suit: If I answer yes, will you immediately say 'Huang He, you died three years ago'? Or just say, 'Damn Huang He, when will you pay back the 30,000 yuan you owe me? '?

Yang An's smile froze, who is this, how could he see through his thoughts at a glance? He basically used this tactic when dealing with guess who I am scam calls, specifically to disgust and molest criminals.

Seeing Yang An's expression, the flower suit smiled complacently. He raised his right hand, index finger and thumb in a pistol pose, put it near his mouth and blew, and shot Yang An up and down with his small eyes hiding behind the glasses, and finally He said deeply: I have already seen through you, don't ask me how I did it, because I am Formosa!

Ha ha ha ha!

Yang An was amused by this guy, he instantly remembered the person Tang Shun mentioned before: Okay, Sha Bei, nice to meet you, hello, hello!

Sha Bei, the host of CCTV's legal program, is serious on camera. He graduated from a famous law university and appeared in the public eye as a handsome guy who is a scholar.

But Tang Shun said that as long as he is out of the camera, Sha Bei is no different from a husky, and some people say that he is like a Corgi, in short, he is the kind who is having fun and jumping around.

Sha Bei was taken aback: You really know me?

Yang An smiled and said: Everyone on CCTV knows Formosa, even if I haven't seen it, I've heard of it! Please sit down, what do you want to drink? I'll get it for you, CCTV This is not bad, you can eat and drink for free in the lounge.”

Sha Bei sat down carelessly, picked up a pack of snacks that the staff had prepared for Yang An just now, and said, Don't bother me, I just passed by and I saw you and wanted to chat for a while. What are you doing here?

Yang An said: The director team called me over, probably because of the rehearsal. Xiaobei...

Sha Bei corrected: It's called Xiao Sha, or Bei Ge, or Master Pei. I like the name of Master Pei, it's mighty and domineering!

Yang An laughed: If I call you Mr. Bei, how dare you agree?

Sha Bei looked left and right, searching everywhere, and finally said reassuringly: You didn't take the purple-gold-red gourd, and you called me Mr. Pei, so why wouldn't I dare to agree?

This jumping goods!

Yang An felt that he couldn't keep up with his rhythm, and said quickly: I'm not the king of the Golden Horn, what I mean is that I may produce a variety show related to Bear Grylls in the future, if you preempt I used the name Mr. Bei,

How can I mess around in the future? Are you invited to play the leading role?

Sha Bei became excited in an instant, and said eagerly: Okay, okay! Hurry up and find me on your variety show! I must be the protagonist!

I'm the main character, okay? Yang An wanted to kick this guy away, and said, Don't get excited, if I want to go to the Amazon jungle, or Madagascar, or the Himalayas, to shoot a real wild survival variety show in the most dangerous place in the world, Like the real man Bear Grylls, do you dare to go?

Sha Bei was not afraid: Why don't you dare, you dare to go, what am I afraid of?

Yang An was speechless. He heard from Tang Shun that Sha Bei had quick thinking and quick reactions, and he really deserved his reputation. He couldn't be fooled at all.

Sha Bei smiled triumphantly and said, That's it. When you prepare a new variety show, remember to let me know! Yes, is the first season of Happy Comedian coming to an end soon? There is a schedule, you are ready to start!

Yang An didn't know which nerve was wrong, and suddenly an evil word popped out of his mind. He knew he couldn't entangle with this guy anymore, so he said quickly: Okay, okay, I'll turn it on when the time comes, and I will definitely notify you.

Sha Bei took out his mobile phone from the inner pocket of his flower suit: Add friends first, and pay attention to each other! By the way, pass me a copy of Master of Music in your mobile phone, and I will study and study how it is so amazing.

poof...

Yang An collapsed on the sofa!

Yang An! Director Tang told you to come over!

At a critical moment, a staff member stepped forward and rescued Yang An.

Yang An said his goodbyes, and quickly escaped from the range of Sha Bei's funny halo, secretly thinking in his heart, just a short while ago, his own protagonist's halo was in a precarious state, which is enough to prove how dangerous this person is. To record a show with him, how much brains do I have to have to suppress him?

...

Tang Shun called Yang An to meet with the language director group of the joint executive team of the Spring Festival Gala.

As a key work, Yang An's appearance on stage is a certainty. In the end, the director team gave two suggestions. I hope Yang An can refer to it and see if he can change a few lines to increase the burden of interacting with the host or the audience. Everyone hopes this The skit became a classic of the Spring Festival Gala.

Yang An had his own considerations, and his attitude was considered sincere, and he responded smoothly. Everyone was relaxed. Today's one is over, and tomorrow is the last rehearsal.

From east to west, from north to south, there is a big party for the whole people.

The 30th day of the twelfth lunar month has finally come. Over the years, the common people have formed the habit of reuniting with their families on New Year's Eve, watching the Spring Festival Gala together, and celebrating the old year and welcoming the new year together.

Last year, according to statistics from CCTV, more than 780 million people at home and abroad watched programs on TV or the Internet, and the overall audience rating exceeded 25%. Such a terrifying figure is unmatched by any local satellite TV station.

On the morning of the New Year's Eve, CCTV officially announced the program list for the Spring Festival Gala.

Yang An's sketch is in the 36th place, the last of the 8 language programs!

Netizens who have been waiting for a long time are dizzy, what is this fuss about?

There are 40 programs, the last one is Happy Tonight, which has not changed for many years, and then there are songs. Looking at the list, before and after Yang An's sketch, there are all emotional songs about welcoming spring and blessing auspiciousness. What kind of formation is this? Law?

What do the directors of the Spring Festival Gala do? Professor Li and the others are all in their 60s, so let them perform until after 11 o'clock in the evening? Do you still have a sense of public morality?

You don't even think about it. You don't let Yang An play until after 11 o'clock in the evening. At that time, the older audience is asleep. Can't you replace them with the first sketch at 8:30?

Draw a good card and play a bad set!

Maybe this was deliberately arranged by the Spring Festival Gala program team, in order to keep the ratings high and let Yang An and the others be the finale?

Many netizens complained that they could not understand the program list.

Language programs, the most popular is the first skit Pengci starting at 8:30, performed by the team of Feng Gang, a frequent guest of the Spring Festival Gala. It is said that it criticizes the Pengci Party in today's society. It is very trendy, leading fashion, and jokes full.

Some netizens proposed to put Yang An and Li Qiankun in the first performance instead of Porcelain, which caused considerable dissatisfaction among Feng Gang fans.

Feng Gang is also a very popular skit actor. He has won many awards. His number of fans exceeds one million. He is not afraid of Yang An's fan base at all. The green vegetables and radishes each have their own loves, and the two sides argued on the Internet, which was full of gunpowder.

I don't know which side started the war first. Only a few hours later, Yang An and Feng Gang's Weibo were slaughtered by each other's fans, forcing the two to issue statements one after another to stop the fan riots, prohibit replies, and delete Butchery swear words. 360 Search Miao-Bi-Ge: King of Variety Shows Update fast

Feng Gang said: Yang An is a young comedian I admire very much. I have a good relationship with him. Please keep calm.

Yang An also said: Uncle Feng and I have completely different program themes and performance styles. There is no comparison. Please keep calm. The Tu version is wrong. Do you know how tired I am of deleting posts? I hate it~ tooth】

The two spoke publicly, only to suspend the differences and conflicts among fans.

On the surface, the two admire each other and are friendly, but in fact, they must be dissatisfied with each other in their hearts.

Every year in the Spring Festival Gala, there will be a selection session for the audience's favorite programs. The first, second and third prizes will be awarded for the language category, and the same for the singing and dancing and folk art categories. Who doesn't want to compete for the title of sketch king?

One is a veteran skit king, a regular winner of the first prize, and the other is a fledgling kid with super popularity. In addition, the other six groups of works are not convinced by anyone, and they are all eyeing each other.

The Spring Festival Gala hasn't even started yet, but the civil war on language programs has already kicked off ahead of schedule!