The King of Variety Entertainment

What are you?

With a snap, Principal Chen slapped the music score in Wu Xian's arms, tapped his chest with his hand and said viciously: If you dare to mess up, I will fine you a year's bonus, and you will not have a share in the selection of outstanding teachers. You can see for yourself. Do it!

Wu Xian could only accept this task aggrievedly. He wanted to make trouble during the performance, but everyone present was an expert, so there was no way to fool him. If he really screwed up, Principal Chen would definitely peel him off!

During the seven days of the Spring Festival, WhaleShark.com originally prepared a live broadcast event for celebrities, and invited a celebrity to live broadcast every day.

The star of the live broadcast on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year is the movie actor Zhang Ke. The little girl specially prepared this for a few days during the Chinese New Year. She prepared more than a dozen small programs, and she also planned to bring her girlfriends to appear together, which is very important.

Unexpectedly, when the time for his live broadcast was approaching, Zhang Ke found that the number of people in the live broadcast room could not be raised, and it was always hovering around 90,000 people, but he couldn't reach the 100,000 mark.

Yang An's live broadcast has started! Hurry up and watch it!

Yang An's new song is rehearsed and sung live, there are a lot of tidbits, you must watch it!

Walk, walk, no matter how slow you are, you won't be able to squeeze in!

Suddenly, a large number of similar bullet screens appeared in his live broadcast room. Zhang Ke saw the audience in the live broadcast room drop from 90,000 to 70,000, and then to 40,000...

what happened?

What is Yang An's live broadcast? Who is Yang An?

Why did they run away? Come back, you bastards...

The two little girls didn't know what went wrong, and their noses were sweating anxiously. It took a long time before they thought of consulting the director of Whale Shark Network.

The supervisor is also depressed. Everything was fine at first, but the chief director ordered to mobilize half of the staff on duty to advertise to Yang An. Originally, there were so many viewers on Whale Shark.com on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year. Of course Zhang Ke’s is less!

Zhang Ke has been in the film and television industry for a long time, and has nothing to do with the music and folk art circles, and she has no time to watch the Spring Festival Gala, so she has never heard of someone named Yang An in the entertainment circle.

She didn't believe in evil, so she deliberately used another computer to log in to the trumpet, went to Yang An's live broadcast room to watch, and when she entered, she found that everything was going crazy inside.

The screen was full of bullet screens, and after closing a part of it, I realized that this is a spacious training hall, with drums, guitar, bass and keyboards, why is there an erhu, gong and cymbal team?

And practiced there,

Many of them are middle-aged and elderly people, that is, young people who play drums and guitars. The hook-nosed middle-aged man with a big gong is not only ugly, but also angry, banging the gong vigorously. Are you haunted?

A combination of Chinese and Western, ancient and modern! Interesting!

Wow, I admire you! I just sang a song in the Spring Festival Gala, and now I have another one? You don't even need to think about writing?

I hope it is a classic Chinese style song on the same level as Who Lovesickness Gives!

Haha Brother Yang, I see that you are really professional this time, why didn't you see you take out your mobile phone?

After reading the barrage of netizens, Zhang Ke understood that this was rehearsing a song, but there was no sound. It should be that the anchor deliberately turned off the microphone of the mobile phone.

Ke Ke, this is a disaster! I searched, and Yang An turned out to be a very famous comedian. He just attended the Spring Festival Gala, and he is also the host of the Happy Comedian. He also has the identity of a singer. Red Wolf Huang Xiao Swing Together was written by him, and Li Xintong's Women's Coffee was also written by him!

The best friend reported all this depressedly, Zhang Ke held his forehead, and had nothing to say!

What are you doing!

Today, she plans to sing the recently popular song Women's Coffee with her girlfriends. This song has occupied all the top KTV hits in the country in a month. The hot chorus song was actually written by this Yang An?

The two women looked at each other, what should I do?

The two cover singers are fighting with the real master?

How about, let's ask, can we co-host a live broadcast?

How can this work together?

Then we can only do our own thing?

The live broadcast has already exceeded 500,000 people, how many are we? What the hell! I only walked for a few minutes, and I ran another 10,000?

When did the two of them encounter such miserable treatment?

After all, Zhang Ke is also a youthful female star of the idol school, okay, and the box office is tens of millions, okay, but...

Okay, all netizens, I've turned on the sound, the band has already rehearsed, and everyone will be able to see the first live debut of Life in Pink and Ink soon!

A pleasant male voice came from the laptop. The two women looked at it. The shaking camera vibrated a few times and stabilized. It should be placed on the shelf.

A handsome boy appeared in front of the camera and greeted everyone with a smile.

woo woo woo~~~

Groups of hammerhead sharks, basking sharks, great white sharks, just swiping the screen like this, a href=javascript:void(0); class=dashangBtn tipping/a has never stopped, if the barrage does not close part, the whole The screen will definitely be covered!

Brother Yang, I love you!

You are so handsome today! Happy New Year, Brother Yang!

Idol! God! Dream girl! OMG! I'm so excited to see you!

See me! See me! Dezhou Xiaomeng says hello to Brother Yang, take away the red envelope~~

Netizens went crazy a href=javascript:void(0); class=dashangBtn tipping/a, joking, interacting and joking with Yang An.

woo woo woo~

Five orcas swam out in formation, 50,000 yuan was thrown out like this, and a huge pink barrage was added, Dezhou Xiaomeng said: Brother Yang, I want to hear you sing My Pride, don't break the sound~~

Zhang Ke covered her mouth and exclaimed, she didn't pay attention to the previous fifteen thousand a href=javascript:void(0); class=dashangBtn reward/a, but this Texas Little Dream didn't have any songs Hear, just see Yang An, give a href=javascript:void(0); class=dashangBtn reward/a 50,000 yuan?

Yang An looked closer, the screen of the mobile phone was not very clear, and after recognizing the barrage, he laughed: Okay, My Pride, right? My Pride! I’ve had a good rest these days, and my voice is fine, but don’t expect too much, the live version is definitely not as good as the lossless studio version.”

I just want to hear your original taste!

Singing broken notes is also nice!

What you sing is not a song, but your attitude, sincerity, and endeavor. No matter how you sing, it sounds good!

Seeing the high expectations and high evaluations from netizens, Zhang Ke spread his hands and said helplessly: Forget it, let's wait for him to finish it, haven't you seen it? The big advertisement on the homepage of WhaleShark.com is stronger than our publicity. To be big means that he is too popular!

Finally, Yang An slowly moved to the rehearsal area, picked up his mobile phone and walked around, taking close-up shots of each teacher and introducing their names and units.

When introducing Wu Xian, Yang An intentionally said: This Mr. Wu has a lot of background. He is a fellow student of the famous sketch actor Mr. Feng Gang. He specially came to play the gong accompaniment for me today. I am very grateful. I just took this opportunity to clarify , There are some rumors on the Internet that Mr. Feng Gang and I are desperately fighting for the king of sketches, those are all rumors, we have a very good relationship!

Only then did Wu Xian understand that he was being used as a shield, but Principal Chen was blowing his beard and staring at the side. When he thought of the one-year bonus and the title of outstanding teacher that he had waited in line for three years, he gave up. The friendship between teachers and brothers He can be filled with righteous indignation and say a few words for Feng Gang, but whoever threatens his money bag, he can have no friendship!

Putting the phone away, Yang An picked up the microphone, coughed twice, and said: This song Life in Pink and Ink is given to all the artists in the country who are still in the folk arts, and also to all the netizens. I hope everyone can like quyi and respect traditional art! Wow~

A sudden opening singing of Peking Opera startled the hearts of all the audience, and the singing began!

Boom, boom, boom~~Xiaojun's drum kit enters, guitar and bass enter, the most orthodox pop song opening format, and it is perfectly integrated with the wow just now!

...

The crafts of the ancestors have been passed down to this day,

Life, first, clean, last, ugly, everything is complete,

The painted faces are in various poses and with different expressions,

Wusheng's fighting is the most exciting,

The old rap has its eye,

The yin and yang are frustrating and blending in the period,

The water sleeves of Tsing Yi are like a fairy descending to earth,

The clown's skills are the most comprehensive

ah~~ah~~ah~~

Ah~~ah~~ah~~”

The continuous singing of Huadan was sung by Shu Yufen, the director of academic affairs of Hongfeng Quyi School.

Standing beside Yang An, she babbled and sang, putting on airs. The passionate and cheerful erhu melody resounded throughout the rehearsal hall. Only the drum set and the harmony of the crowd set off the atmosphere. The scene instantly became a small Peking Opera stage!

Cool!

Pop song structure!

Pop aria!

Peking opera interlude perfect fusion!

At this moment, the characters, actions, libretto, and soundtrack are perfectly blended together. This is completely the way of rewriting Peking Opera. It is definitely what Yang An is best at and loves to do most!

Netizens held their breath, not daring to let go of every detail, they had had enough of the scumbag pixels, and a href=javascript:void(0); class=dashangBtn reward/a tens of thousands of dollars popped up in their minds The urge to let Brother Yang buy a high-end top-notch product!

...

How many tears and how much sweat,

How much sadness and how many sighs,

Day after day, year after year,

Tens of thousands of stories to sing ~~~ here! inside! noodle!

...

After Yang An sang the second verse, gongs, drums and cymbals sounded!

It's another new rhythm of Peking Opera!

Only the floor drum of the drum set is helping to beat the rhythm, and the clear and audible sound of gongs, drums and cymbals even makes the feeling of trendy pop songs, but it is a traditional Peking Opera technique, so people who have never heard of Peking Opera, or do not like to listen to Peking Opera The audience also found it super interesting, this feeling is really great!

A fierce electric guitar solo subverts everyone's senses for the third time!

The electric guitar plus the effector changes the timbre, and it pops up a rapidly changing melody, completing what the erhu can do just now. The special timbre and subversive creativity make the pores of every listener stand up, as if they have completed a piece. Baptism of the soul!

It’s as if an experienced bone technician stepped on the bones on your back, and then put on a massage girl with a good figure and face to push the oil on your naked back from head to toe. The third step is a woman wearing a cheongsam The beautiful woman who came in, even patted your butt, motioning for you to turn over, facing her, can you turn over?

All in all, the audience was completely overwhelmed by this song!

Traditional, popular, female Peking Opera singing, male pop rock, constantly switching, constantly turning over and over again to stimulate the audience's ears, burning inside and outside!

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