The King of Variety Entertainment

The female guests had just finished arguing, and a group of men from Lin Yun Club rushed forward, led by the best man Cao Xiaobao. Lin Yun Club came to a whole lot today, and closed down for business!

Cao Xiaobao's clothes are so handsome today, like a fresh meat, from head to toe are carefully prepared by the designer, just want to become familiar in the entertainment industry, let everyone remember this face.

Dear sisters, not only you are deeply hurt by Brother Yang, but also our Lin Yun Club... Today, on behalf of the 4,000 members of Lin Yun Club, I protest to Brother Yang!

Cao Xiaobao grabbed the microphone and spoke loudly, attracting everyone's attention. Li Yue, a fat man next to him, asked, What are you protesting for?

Cao Xiaobao said bitterly: It's been ten months! It's been ten months! You can't hang people's appetites for such a long time, right?

Li Yue said: It really can't!

The two stood on the stage like this, as if they were talking about cross talk, which made the guests in the audience laugh.

Everyone has not forgotten that Yang An's explosive talent in comedy began with cross talk. He appeared on the three episodes of the first season of Happy Comedian and set a record for the highest ratings of a comedian. A similar comedy variety show surpassed him, and he also has the identity of a cross talk actor.

Yang An was controlled by Gu Wan and the others, and he couldn't laugh or cry. He only watched Lin Yunshe's crosstalk video on the big screen. This was his only performance on stage in Lin Yunshe, and it was actually recorded by Lin Yunshe's own people. !

This is the group crosstalk Wu Xuntu in which he participated. This version was only performed once in the small theater of Lin Yunshe. Later, some apprentices said that they wanted to change the combination to replace Yang An and Cao Xiaobao, and continue to perform with the two masters. Cao Shulin refused, saying that this was Yang An's idea and that it could not be changed without his consent.

So today's paragraph is an out-of-print that has never been released in the world!

Except for the people from Lin Yunshe, all the other guests saw it for the first time.

When Yang An stood up wearing a coat and began to sing Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying's Trouble at the Fifth Watch, all the guests laughed, applauded, whistled, cheered, and booed.

Pointing at the screen, Cao Xiaobao reprimanded in a crying voice: Everyone, you commented. He half-spoken, agreed to make a fifth watch, and it was gone at the fourth watch. The eunuch is gone! People and people Where did the honesty between them go? He promised to say it right away, but he kept his appetite for a full ten months.

Does Yang An still have humanity?

Inhumane! The audience shouted in unison, laughing loudly.

The female guests present were all blushing, covering their mouths and giggling. Li Xintong was just the opposite, slapping the table and laughing loudly: What's wrong with the fifth night? The boudoir secrets he told Feifei are even more filthy. !

Many women gathered around curiously, insisting on Li Xintong breaking the news, the hotter the better, and specially set up a sister group, calling all the sisters who wanted to hear the news, into the group, waiting for big news.

Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, Yang An could only take the microphone from Li Yue, and said embarrassingly: This is all young and inexperienced, nonsense, jokes, jokes...

The audience burst into laughter, and those who were close were booing: Brother Yang, are you a man? So what if you say it! There are no outsiders present here today...

But there are children, there are so many children, but they are all arranged in the children's playground in the outer hall, and they are having fun!

Yang An looked at Cao Xiaobao helplessly, Cao Xiaobao looked at him triumphantly, and he chuckled: Xiaobao, what are you doing, isn't it because I didn't promise to help you find a girlfriend last time? You waited for ten months with all your heart, Just to deal me a fatal blow? There are so many beauties in the entertainment industry here today, who do you fancy, tell me, I will match you on the spot!

Cao Xiaobao didn't hold back, and laughed, all the female guests below screamed, Xiao Xianrou wants to find a girlfriend, they have to cooperate like crazy!

It was so bold to come up to the stage, Yang An was dizzy when he saw it, Xu Di pulled Li Xintong up, these two are women, if you want them to go on stage, you have to tear down this place!

After finally persuading the two of them, Xu Di even touched Cao Xiaobao's face. Xiaobao couldn't stand the mature temptation of this big sister at all, his face was flushed, he hesitated to call her, and the audience burst into laughter!

Anyway, people's appetite has been whetted today, and this time it really came to the fore, Yang An knew that he couldn't avoid it, so he could only say: Okay, let's make a fuss, just this time, after talking about this time, you guys Don't force me anymore!

Cao Xiaobao was excited: Come on, let's talk and listen! Everyone, please don't take pictures with your mobile phone, really, don't take pictures!

Laughing again, why are you reminding me? The guests under the stage moved in unison, took out their mobile phones, and pointed them at the stage.

Yang An rubbed his forehead, and it took him a long time to stop laughing. He first sang the first four shifts, coughed twice, and sang in the silent hall: This Zhang Xiucai in the fifth shift bought the fried dough sticks, and Yingying can just buy them. Said, Xiaonu's family originally wanted to drink soy milk juice, hey, buy it, buy it, you bought it for nothing~~

Clap clap!

Ping ping pong!

Many people threw chopsticks, wedding candy packets, and wine bottle caps on the stage, laughing and shouting: What are you singing! Come on~

Brother Yang, you've had enough trouble!

You bastard! We want to listen to the original version, not your perfunctory stuff!

This is called making trouble at the fifth watch? Why are you so cheap? This is it!

Liu Feng, Huang Xiao, and the others in the music industry are dumbfounded. Although they know that there are many eccentrics in the music industry, they did not expect that Yang An, who is cross-border, is also like this. He is familiar with director Yang, producer Yang, host Yang, there is a big difference.

Those friends in the quyi circle were even more laughing. This kind of burden was the most unexpected. After laying the groundwork for so long, it was a joint crusade, and it was an out-of-print VCR. After shaking it out, it turned out to be a Matryoshka burden, the outside is taken off and there is another layer inside.

Yang An, if you continue singing like you do, I can continue singing at the sixth or seventh watch! Cao Xiaobao faithfully played the role of a supporter, and said seriously: Hey, let me ask you, do you really want to sing? How do you sing Five Watches?

Yang An said: Of course I've thought about it! But I can't sing now!

Cao Xiaobao asked: When can you sing?

Yang An thought for a while: I'll sing again when my child is full moon, no, one year old!

Do you want to delay? Everyone laughed, this shameless guy is not sincere at all! No, drink! I can't kill you today!

The wedding went smoothly, and all the guests enjoyed themselves. Yang An was so drunk early that he lay down under the table and couldn't get up.

When Yang An was sent home, Rong Feifei just went to the bathroom and found Yang An sitting on the sofa, smiling and telling Li Dongze and the others to leave.

Rong Feifei couldn't laugh or cry: Are you pretending to be drunk? You are good at acting!

Yang An smiled and said: I drank a little too much, but I wasn't so drunk that I lost consciousness. A beautiful day must be enjoyed to the fullest. I just held a wedding today. Of course I came back to make trouble in the bridal chamber. Who wants to make trouble with those drunkards! I Go take a shower first.

When he came out after washing and was hugging his wife and talking and laughing, Rong Feifei asked: No, you have to tell me about the five o'clock trouble!

Yang An asked: Do you really want to hear it? It's dirty!

Rong Feifei giggled, It's as if you are usually serious in bed.

Yang An thought for a while: That's right, come on~~ This Yang Xiucai in the first update, jumped over the pink wall to come...

Singing tenderly at the same time, both of them soon became interested.

The four great things in life, the wedding night in the bridal chamber is one of them. Although the two have received the certificate for half a year, today's wedding banquet is the real marriage for the traditional Chinese. Naturally, the two of them are deeply in love this night. If they are not worried about their children , I'm afraid it's even crazier than the day I got the certificate.

This Yang Xiucai in the fifth watch, took out the pills...

Pfft...you're going to die, do you still need the pills?

Okay, okay, change another one, take out that job...

Uh...husband, you are so dirty...uh...

Feifei just said, the little servant's family is a chaste daughter, come on, take it out, take it out, you can bring it... um...

Well... Take it easy on you...

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After the wedding, without a honeymoon vacation, Yang An met with everyone he wanted to meet, and finally got the contract for I Am a Singer.

Red Maple TV signed a contract with Yang An. The first season of I Am a Singer will be broadcast every Friday night at 21:45, and Jianghu Joke will be changed from Sunday to every Friday at 19:40, which coincides with the I Am a Singer was broadcast on the same day, Yang An occupied the whole Friday night! △△,

At the same time, guaranteed by Red Maple Satellite TV, the city government signed a secret agreement. There are two blocks that are being demolished near the Xiaomeiyuan Theater. The city government will allocate a piece of land to Anran Film and Television Entertainment Company for the construction of a medium-sized For the modern concert hall theater, the Xiaomeiyuan Theater will be demolished after the construction and decoration of the new theater is completed, and the maximum decoration compensation will be given.

The government is full of sincerity, and Yang An is worried about efficiency. However, Xiaomeiyuan Theater has no worries about demolition for the time being. At worst, he can just buy a factory in the suburbs and make do with it. He has no dissatisfaction.

Yang An went to CCTV with Sha Bei, and met Chi Jun, the chief director of the Singing for China program group, and Tang Shun, an old friend of the director group of the Spring Festival Gala, also came to see Yang An.

The two sides sat down and listed the requirements and conditions one by one.

Chi Jun asked: Xiao Yang, how well can you cooperate in participating in Singing China?

Yang An laughed: As long as you can agree to my two conditions, which issue I will be on, what song I will sing, what award I will win, and how I will cooperate with the publicity, as long as it doesn't conflict with my own work, I'm fine. But Can you let me see the proposal first? Don't worry, I'm not interested in this program, and I can't even finish my own program.

Chi Jun blushed and motioned for the staff to pass the script to Yang An.