The King of Variety Entertainment
Chapter 231: Quickness and Wisdom, Shit Escape!
Artists and stars who want to become famous must either be talented, have a famous weapon, have good looks, have a great figure, have a natural sense of humor, and have a good singing voice. In short, there must be one advantage in all aspects, which is better than ordinary people.
Then Yang An said to Li Dongze, shameless, be good at stealing the spotlight, be unconventional, and constantly strengthen your own characteristics.
In the first episode, the chicken jelly trio took up more than half of the scenes. Even if the three broke up later, they were all rhythmic. Without the three of them, the show would not be funny.
During the recording of the second episode, after ten days of thinking, Zhou Jinci, Ning Hao, and Li Jingtian became enlightened, and today's performance was particularly proactive. In the coconut forest and the bee farm, they would ask the camera to shoot.
Tonight is a sideshow shooting, and there are no outsiders, everyone is having fun and having fun, anyway, the unharmonious scenes will not be broadcast.
Even director Ning Da, an old man, was having fun. A mature middle-aged man with strong muscles, dancing with his sexy wife in a seductive grass skirt, shocked everyone's attention, and envied all the young and tender, all envious eyes and saliva.
Tian Liang was persuaded by Yang An that he was determined to leave the sports world and enter the entertainment circle. He and his girlfriend made their public debut today, dancing and kissing. This is breaking news that has never been known to the public. If it gets out, it will definitely enter the entertainment circle tomorrow. news headlines.
The single man Zhou Jinci is also familiar to everyone. He is good at imitating MJ. It just so happens that a female guest of Dongshan Satellite TV is also a good dancer. When the two cooperate, they have an unspeakable tacit understanding. After dancing two songs, the two of them are reluctant to hold hands. Let go, with sparks in their eyes, and mutual affection.
The most popular ones are of course Yang An, Sha Bei, and Xiao Dongbei. They are well-known and comedians with a halo of joy, especially Sha Bei. He is counting on The Great Challenge to be the biggest opportunity for his transformation. He is so smart, he naturally knows what to do.
Laughing all night without words, early the next morning, the two production crews actually met again in the hall, and some employees greeted each other familiarly, which made Zhu Xiaoming quite embarrassed, and he could only meet Yang An with a smile on his face. Welcome.
Hey, Director Zhu, are you starting work so early?
Yeah, it's our last day, we can't hurry up!
Last night, several celebrities on the other side had a good time. They took the initiative to repost, and they were reluctant to leave. They revealed a lot of inside stories about the production team of Star Challenge Show. up.
Yang An asked: I heard that you guys were filming snorkeling and surfing this morning?
Zhu Xiaoming secretly scolded the traitor who revealed the news,
He hesitated and said, Yes, Director Yang...
Yang An laughed and patted Zhu Xiaoming's arm: We also have a diving experience class! Let's go together, and everyone will take care of us!
Zhu Xiaoming groaned in his heart, Take care of the yarn, take care, do I know you very well? It's not from the same program group, why are we together?
Within a few minutes, more than a dozen people came in outside, chatting and laughing, obviously they knew each other, judging from their outfits and clothes Logo, they were the instructors of the largest and most professional diving club in Sanya.
But when this group of instructors saw Yang An and Zhu Xiaoming, the crowd separated automatically. There were only two people standing on Zhu Xiaoming's side, and ten people standing on Yang An's side!
Do you want to be so exaggerated, isn't it just a snorkeling? It is enough to invite two instructors. You, Yang An, are very rich. What does it mean to invite ten people? Show off your strength? Zhu Xiaoming was so depressed that he didn't want to say a word.
An instructor greeted Zhu Xiaoming: Director Zhu, we're here, yo, it's Director Yang An Yang, we've been waiting for a long time!
The head instructor on Yang An's side also laughed: Haha, why are the two directors together? Director Yang, the diving instructor and equipment are all ready!
Yang An smiled and pulled Zhu Xiaoming: Let's go, Director Zhu, let's inspect the goods together!
Zhu Xiaoming screamed in his heart that it was not good, and sure enough, Yang An pulled him out. There were two pickup trucks parked in front of the hotel, and the rear compartment was full of diving equipment, wire ropes, winches, heavy diving suits, oxygen cylinders, everything was available, all professional things. , Tall, this is Yang An's team!
And the diving instructor he invited pointed at the ATV parked in the corner: Director Zhu, we have all the things!
Zhu Xiaoming noticed that there was a small tablet dragged behind the ATV, and there were only a few items piled up inside. He didn't even have the desire to talk. It's so embarrassing!
That Director Yang, I have a stomachache, so I won't accompany you for now, sorry, sorry! Zhu Xiaoming was so ashamed that he didn't know what to do, so he used his wit to escape.
Okay! Let's go to the pier, today's filming begins!
Yang An chuckled twice, his muscles were already showing off, he didn't bother to take another look, he waved his hand, signaling the production team to start work, Sun Dapao made arrangements, and the third day of shooting began.
...
There are three groups of people here. Xiao Dongbei and Zhou Jinci, who are afraid of water, followed to learn snorkeling. In the safe area for snorkeling in the offshore area below 5 meters, they will be accompanied by Sun Yang and professional swimming coaches for swimming and snorkeling. If the fear is overcome as soon as possible, the two of them will never be able to go to sea in the last few days.
Ning Hao has no fear of water, but he still needs to strengthen his swimming training. He also accompanied Xiao Dongbei and Zhou Jinci to encourage them, and they practiced in groups of three.
It was Sha Bei who acted alone. This unlucky kid chose noodles fried jumping fish at the buffet on the first day.
The jumping fish belongs to the goby family, an amphibian, similar to the common loach, more than ten centimeters long, living in the mud near the coastal tidal flats, burrowing animals, crawling and bouncing on the beach, super fast (Tongue Tip It is introduced in China on the Internet), which is particularly difficult to grasp.
Now that Sha Bei has chosen, he has to catch it by hand. The production team found him a fishing expert to teach him. The 60-year-old Mr. Peng, a native of Sanya, is amazing with a long boom in one hand. Catching jumping fish is very important for him. It's as simple as eating.
But for Sha Bei, that would be hard, he can't cheat, expecting to dig mudflat caves is a dream, he can only use a five-meter-long boom to catch jumping fish!
Staring at the target, swinging the stick, and pulling violently, Shabei repeated this action hundreds of times, without exception, all of which brought back a mass of mud and residue, and he was about to collapse...
Misfortune comes from the mouth. This sentence must describe me, no, it is misfortune from the mouth!
Wearing a sun hat, Sha Bei was covered in mud, and said miserably to the camera: Isn't it just that it's rare to see jumping fish... I just can't control this mouth... Your production team still has Inhumane? Can you replace it with loach...
Sha Bei fully demonstrated his talent in variety shows, and he still did not forget to have fun despite suffering, being funny and cute.
His follow-up group is happy and suffering. Happiness is never short of jokes. For example, now Sha Bei saw a jumping fish cave three meters away. Throwing in the mud, the whole person was soaked in muddy water.
The painful thing is that Sha Bei's thinking jumps very fast, and his movements are exaggerated. The photographer just planned to follow up and shoot, but was splashed with muddy water, and even the lens was almost blurred!
The last group is Yang An and Li Jingtian. They are good water players. They followed a professional diving team, experts from Sanya’s local Fish and Animal Husbandry Bureau and Maritime Safety Bureau, and a large number of photographers. They took a speedboat to the deep sea, a few kilometers away from the coastline. , find the most suitable place, and arrange the later programs in advance.
On the pier, Yang An looked at his fleet, four speedboats, two rescue boats, and a fishery administration boat waiting in the sea ahead, and shouted excitedly: Let's go to sea!
The speedboat motor sounds, and the journey begins!
Yang An and Li Jingtian sat on the speedboat, first drove to the side of the fishery administration ship, and then drove along the chart under the explanation of professional maritime experts.
For safety reasons, the production team selected a location on a small island five nautical miles away from the coastline, where there is a large area of ocean fishing grounds, and there is a trench with a depth of more than 40 meters. There are no tornadoes and high or low pressure, so recording programs should be no problem.
After stopping at the island for supplies, two rescue boats and speedboats came out. Yang An and Li Jingtian felt extremely happy with the sea breeze blowing.
Li Jingtian leaned over and asked, Brother Yang, what are you doing here? Deep dive to catch shellfish and lobsters from the fishery?
Yang An pointed to the equipment bag next to the seat: Put on the equipment, let's go down and have fun together!
The speedboat in front stopped slowly, Sun Dapao threw down the life-saving raft, and several frogman instructors on the boat jumped into the water with scuba tools, and after emerging from the water, they greeted Yang An.
Yang An changed his swimsuit and mask, and said: I said before that I practiced swimming for seven or eight years. That was when I was ten years old. I have been in the swimming pool, at most, by the shallows of the river. I have never been in the ocean. This task is for me. , is also the first challenge.
Li Jingtian was surprised, and looked back at the following camera: Huh? This has all started?
Yang An smiled and said: Not yet, let's try it out today. It's good to make a sideshow!
The two dived one by one, and the photographer also jumped off with the waterproof equipment on his shoulders. The three of them swam together to the yellow life raft ahead.
Hi Lisa!
Yang An greeted the frogman coach. She was an experienced female coach.
Lisa carefully checked the equipment of the two, diving watch, breathing mask, diving goggles, light signal stick, fins, and made a few diving gestures. Yang An and Li Jingtian answered correctly, and she felt that there was no problem.
But she was more worried about the photographer who was following her. Pointing to the lens floating not far away, she asked, Does the person carrying the machine also dive with him? How many people are there?
Sun Dapao on the speedboat next to him explained loudly: We plan to arrange three professional photographers for snorkeling and shooting. We also want to invite your frogmen to follow in deep diving, and we need two more.
Yang An asked, What about on the boat?
Sun Dapao shouted: There are three on the artist speedboat, one on the lifeboat, and three on the fishery administration boat.
Yang An calculated the number of people, and it was almost the same. Not all photographers dared to come to the sea to shoot, and high-definition cameras were extremely expensive, and it would hurt him if he lost one.
Li Jingtian was exposed to behind-the-scenes production for the first time, and when he heard these conversations, his face turned pale with fright: There are so many deep-diving photographers! Are you serious?
Yang An laughed loudly: Lisa, are you ready? Drag this kid below ten meters!
... (To be continued.)
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